Ye Liangchen is more Buddhist now, no matter what these ladies say, she can talk and laugh and deal with it.

Time flies, and by the time she realizes something, she has been a queen for half a year.

In addition to going to the emperor, the Empress Dowager Qing and the Empress Dowager Murong to ask for peace every day, then she taught the pills to read and learn calligraphy, and then she ate and slept.

She really misses the days when she struggled before, such as how to become the richest man in the capital, it is better than doing nothing like this.

Gong Jingchen rarely came to accompany her, because as the new emperor, his government affairs were really busy. Ye Liangchen was not annoyed, saying that he understood him very much.

After all, her own man must know how to hurt, and in her spare time, she will cook some food for Gong Jingchen herself, so as not to make him busy and eat badly.

Although Gong Jingchen didn't have time to accompany her, he would ask the eunuchs and eunuchs to come over and spread the word. For example, now, there is a little eunuch standing in Fengyi Palace, and this little eunuch looks very happy.

He glanced at Ye Liangchen, and then continued: "Queen Mother, the slave is really sent by the emperor to tell you jokes. ”

"But your joke isn't funny at all. Can that be a joke? If you say it's a joke, people still don't admit it, have you asked people how they feel? Ye Liangchen twitched the corners of his stiff mouth, and the expression on his face had already been broken.

"Don't be annoyed, the queen said, make fun of you, and the slave can leave, otherwise you won't be able to pay the errand." The little eunuch lowered his head, quite discouraged.

"So you mean not to leave?" Ye Liangchen really couldn't cry or laugh, she calculated, there were many strange things she encountered every day. But thinking about it, it was Gong Jingchen's intentions, and she was kind to the eunuchs and eunuchs he sent, but there was only one one, and the jokes she told were cold.

It's autumn now, and her only wish is to eat crabs and prawns quietly and deliciously.

But she was cold, and the doctor wouldn't let her eat. Gong Jingchen didn't know where he heard this, and ordered that no fish and crabs could be sold in the capital, let alone in the palace. So if you want to eat fish and crabs, you want to think about it.

Then be quiet, Gong Jingchen doesn't plan to let her get her wish. She felt that Gong Jingchen sent these eunuchs to tell her jokes, just to fix her.

The little eunuch was still standing there, shaking his head gently.

"Don't go, I'll ask you a question, as long as you can answer it, I'll be very happy, and you can also go on an errand." Ye Liangchen had no spare time to spend with him, and there was a little impatience in his tone.

"Minion, thank you, Queen Mother." The little eunuch immediately knelt down and thanked him.

Ye Liangchen waved his hand and motioned for him to stand up and speak.

"Once upon a time, there was a mountain called me Zhishan, there was a temple in the mountain called my Zhimiao, there was a monk in the temple called me Zhizhishang, I Zhizhishang had a cane, do you know what it was called?"

When the little eunuch heard this, he thought for a moment, and then said confidently: "This is simple. ”

Ye Liangchen narrowed his eyes, expecting his answer.

"Of course, it's my wisdom scepter (handicap)." The little eunuch said with a smile, and then raised his eyes to see if Ye Liangchen was amused by him?

'I'm mentally retarded???? ’

Ye Liangchen naturally laughed, and the little eunuch was also overjoyed when he saw this, and bent the corners of his mouth happily: "Queen Mother, you laugh, the slave can finally give the emperor an errand now." ”

"Wait, you'll compensate me for talking again." In this way, Ye Liangchen wants to use his whole routine, and he is idle anyway.

The little eunuch nodded again and again, he felt that he could not only make an errand today, but also have the possibility of being rewarded by the emperor.

Ye Liangchen slowed down, then spread out his jade fingers, and said with a smile: "These are the fingers of this palace, right?" ”

The little eunuch continued to nod, not knowing what the queen was going to say.

"The fingers of this palace represent a word, the first finger represents the word "forget", the second finger represents the word "love", and the third finger represents the word "lake", so what is it called together? Ye Liangchen shook three of his hands in front of him and said with a smile.

"Lake of Forgetfulness." The little eunuch blurted out that he felt that the questions asked by the queen mother were too simple, such as the one just now and the current one.

"The answer is correct, but then, Hongu points to that finger, and you pronounce the corresponding word, okay?" Ye Liangchen simply didn't sit down, and walked directly to him.

She remembered that this was a bad trick she came up with in order to complete her own male god, and at that time, in order to get close to Nan Zimu, she simply racked her brains, pretending to meet by chance, and so on......

At that time, Nan Zimu also saw some clues, but he also planned it, and then laughed at her laughing there, he liked to see her triumphant. And Ye Liangchen still thinks that he is very smart and complacent.

"Queen Mother, what are you thinking??? The little eunuch stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her, his face full of puzzlement.

"It's nothing, go on, Hongu refers to that finger, you just pronounce the corresponding word, okay?"

The little eunuch continued to nod.

Ye Liangchen first tapped a few fingers a few times, and the little eunuch naturally was: "Wangqing Lake, Wangqing Lake, Wangqing Lake......"

Then Ye Liangchen focused on the first finger, and the little eunuch was "Wangwang...... (......)"

Ye Liangchen smiled and touched his head: "My dog is really well-behaved." ”

The little eunuch looked confused, and he reacted more than one for a while.

Of course, Ye Liangchen had other tricks, and then she changed her method and used it to write.

She ordered the palace maid to bring paper, dip her feet in ink between the pens, and then write a few lines of beautiful small characters.

She also ordered the palace maid to take it to the little eunuch to read, the little eunuch had read a few words when he was young, so he knew all these words, so he read it very realistically: "The dark plum smells the flowers, the lying branches hurt the bottom of the hate, the distant smell is like water, and it is easy to penetrate the spring green. The shore is like green, the shore is like green, and the shore is like green. (I'm uneducated, I'm very low IQ, and if you want to ask me who I am, a big stupid donkey.)

, I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm a big donkey)

After the little eunuch read these words, he thought that the queen would praise him well, but he never thought that the queen would laugh with the palace maid beside her.

Ye Liangchen's belly was almost burst by laughter

, she held her stomach and sat on the ground for a while and couldn't get up. The surrounding palace maids were helping her, and some of them were smiling and leaning back.

The little eunuch was naturally puzzled, and asked suspiciously: "Queen Mother, did the slave say the wrong thing just now?" ”

"No, no, you are very sincere, and this palace likes your sincerity." Ye Liangchen waved his hand and gave Miaoshi a look.

Miao Shi took a step forward from the smile on her face, fell her gaze on the little eunuch, and began to speak.