"I love bathing and I have good skin.

Unitary.

Put on a shower cap and bounce ......"

In the cauldron, Tang Sanfu wore a waterproof shower cap on his head to prevent the warm water in the pot from wetting his non-existent hair.

While rubbing his body with a bath towel, he hummed a bath song.

On the side, several little demons who were responsible for guarding Tang San's funeral were dumbfounded, not knowing what to do.

The scene in front of me has happened for a while.

In fact, after the monk was thrown into the pot, dozens of their little goblins took turns to add water to the pot and burn the fire, just to be able to eat Tang monk's meat as soon as possible.

It's just that this Tang monk is like a stone, no matter how they cook it, they just don't get it ripe.

Just a quarter of an hour ago, a monk who was sleeping in a pot suddenly reacted.

And that reaction is not the monk that the little demons are happy to see.

But......

The monk found a strange hat out of nowhere and put it on his head, humming a song while taking a bath in their pot.

Rubbing ......

That's the pot for cooking on their fire, it's not your bathhouse.

The most infuriating thing is that this monk is rubbing the bath, humming a song, and stopping from time to time to popularize science to the little demons on the side.

"That little girl with three-petaled red eyes, two long ears, and a fluffy little tail behind her, if the poor monk guessed correctly, you should be a rabbit spirit, right??"

Bunny: "......"

"Miss Rabbit Spirit, look at the poor monk wearing this hat on his head, give some advice, do you think the poor monk looks good wearing this hat?"

Rabbit Spirit: "......"

"Little sister, don't you know what this hat is?

The poor monk told you that the name of this hat is the shower cap, which is put on the head during bathing to prevent the bath water from wetting the hair. ”

Rabbit Spirit: "......"

Looking at Tang San's big head without a single hair, and then looking at the shower hat that Tang Sanfu had just taken off, the rabbit spirit didn't say a word, turned around and left.

This monk is crazy.

You don't have any hair, and the bathwater at home can wet your hair?

"Hey, young lady, don't go, if you don't like to talk about shower caps, let's talk about bath towels, you can talk about bath bombs if you don't want to."

Hey, what about the mandarin duck bath? ”

It's okay that Tang Sanfu didn't shout, this shout, the rabbit spirit sister ran faster, shaking the short little tail on her ass and disappeared in front of Tang Sanfu's eyes in a blink of an eye.

Seeing the rabbit spirit lady leave, Tang Sanyu turned his head to look at a stone cave on the other side.

"This old man, mandarin duck bathing..... Check it out? ”

Taishang Laojun: "......"

When no one broke into the Lotus Cave and found Tang Sanzang all the way, Taishang Laojun saw such a picture.

Looking at the shower cap that Tang Sanzang had just buttoned on his head, and looking at Tang Sanzang who was taking a bath, Lao Jun had a sense of collapse that his faith had collapsed.

He thought of Tang San's unreliable burial, but he didn't expect that Tang San's burial would be so unreliable.

is such an unreliable guy, is it really the peerless power that is not weaker than himself in his own guess, and may even be stronger than himself?

This is powerful...... Isn't it a little too coquettish?

Such power, will it lower the average score of the powers?

Especially, what did this bastard monk just say to himself?

Mandarin Duck Bath ..... Check it out?

Although I don't know what a mandarin duck bath is, he knows it, and with the word bath, just by listening to the name, he knows that it is not a good thing.

And most importantly...... He's a Taoist priest.

It's a male Taoist!

It's an old and frail male Taoist priest!

You let him know about the Mandarin Duck Bath?

He's a mandarin duck fart, why don't you let him embroider a mandarin duck handkerchief!

"Huh? Mandarin duck bath, the most interesting mandarin duck bath between husband and wife, grandpa doesn't need to know about it? ”

Lao Jun: "......."

"No...... No need, thanks. ”

Tang Sanzang glanced at Lao Jun regretfully, "No wonder, no wonder it will make a little girl in the family stay alone in the empty boudoir and waste the best years."

is worthy of being the patriarch of Taoism, and it is such an incomprehensible style. ”

Lao Jun: "......." MMP, it seems that the ancestor of your Buddhism is a big carrot.

If you monks want to understand the customs, then where do the three refuges and five precepts come from in the temple?

If you monks are to understand the amorous feelings, how did the rule that monks are not close to women come about?

If you monks are to solve the amorous feelings, then the Leifeng Pagoda will be suppressed by the water of the West Lake.

That Fahai, you don't understand love, how were the lyrics of the fall of Leifeng Pagoda made up.

Hey?

Wait.

Leifeng Pagoda, Fahai ..... What's that?

I have to say that Tang Sanfu seems to be born with a natural ability that makes people can't help but want to hit him, as long as he is with him, there is no more than three minutes without being disgusted by him.

So much so that while wondering if there was a problem with his own training and making his apprentice distort his talent attributes, Su Luo would secretly think about it from time to time.

Have your own apprentices really awakened any abilities?

Like what...... An ability that specializes in disgusting people?

Now, for Tang San's ability to bury disgusting people, Lao Jun deeply felt it at the first time he met.

He had never seen such a strange player, so that he couldn't stabilize his mood for a while, so that his mental activity was a little intense.

But..... Fortunately.

During the time of bathing in the Lotus Cave, Tang Sanzang himself was not idle. After discovering that the entry-level knowledge taught by the master had been mastered, Tang Sanzang took out a book from the space ring.

On the cover of that book was a three-word name – Mind Reading.

It may also be that the players who have awakened the disgusting talent are more talented, anyway, in just half a day, Tang Sanfu has reached the full level of this skill called mind reading.

So.....

Fortunately, all the thoughts in Lao Jun's heart just now, Tang Sanfu read them one by one.

All......

Unfortunately......

"Well, I'm sorry, although it is very rude to interrupt people's inner monologues, but the poor monk feels the need to clarify.

The teachers of poor monks do not have three refuges and five precepts, and there is no rule that monks are not close to women.

All..... The poor monk doesn't know what you're talking about. ”

Lao Jun: "......."

You MMP oh, is that the point?

The main point of the poor road is to ......

Hey? Wait!

"You...... Can you know what I'm thinking? ”

Looking at Tang Sanzang, who was soaked in the cauldron and didn't want to come out, Lao Jun was stunned, okay?

Mind reading?

This kind of necessary skill of a big guy, as the top big man in the Three Realms, he naturally understands it.

It's just that this kind of thing can only be used to read the minds of people whose strength is much lower than themselves, but it is absolutely impossible to read the hearts of beings who are more powerful than themselves, at the same level as themselves, or even slightly worse than themselves.

So......

This monk really read his own thoughts just now?

"Don't guess, you guessed it, the poor monk has indeed filled the skill of mind reading."

Lao Jun: "......."

Looking at Tang San's funeral, who was leaning on the edge of the pot and looking light, Lao Jun's heart was deeply shocked.

Mind reading.

He...... This monk, who still can't see the slightest depth even when he is face-to-face, can actually read his inner thoughts with mind reading.

Does this mean that the other party's strength is far stronger than your own?

If that's the case, I just wanted to touch the bottom of this monk...... Thin.

Isn't it ..... I almost died by accident just now.

"Tsk!"

Seeing that Taishang Laojun was fooled by his own brain supply, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but sigh in his mouth.

Sure enough, the skills produced by his master are all extraordinary, so he said that this mind-reading technique, others can only read things that are much worse than their own strength.

And after his mind reading technique reaches the full level, he can read something similar to his own strength, or even slightly stronger than himself.

However, he had no idea of explaining.

Taishang Laojun wants to misunderstand, so let him misunderstand.

The other party is willing to be deceived by his own brain, why wouldn't he do it?

Anyway, after being overestimated by the other party, when he waits for blackmail and blackmails Taishang Laojun, it will only be more beneficial to himself.

"Ahem, I'll talk about mind-reading later.

The poor monk wanted to ask again, the mandarin duck bath..... Really don't want to understand it? ”

Lao Jun: "...... "You MMP, what kind of brain circuit are you, can you not jump so fast?"

Thinking speechlessly, Lao Jun said with a dark face, "No need, you don't need it." ”

Tang Sanzang asked rhetorically, "Don't you need it?" ”

Lao Jun nodded, "Mandarin duck bath, there is no one to wash with in the poor road." ”

Tang Sanzang: "......"

Looking at Taishang Laojun, Tang San's eyes seemed to be looking at a freshly baked old scum.

That's right, scum! Scumbag! If you lift your pants, you don't recognize anyone.

After whispering all the words he could think of in a volume that Lao Jun could just hear, Tang Sanzang raised a middle finger at Lao Jun.

Lao Jun: "......"

"Tang Sanfu, tell you that poor Dao also has a temper.

You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense.

Why is Poor Dao a scumbag? When did Poor Dao become a scumbag?

Poor Dao had a time when he didn't recognize people when he lifted his pants. ”

Tang Sanzang squinted at Taishang Laojun, with undisguised disgust in his eyes.

"Heh, you also said that you are not a scumbag, so tell me what is going on with Ah Li."

Lao Jun: "........"

Listening to Tang Sanzang say the name Ah Li, Lao Jun's eyes stared at Tang Sanzang fiercely, and his chest rose and fell violently, like an angry bull.

"You say that poor people don't recognize people when they lift their pants? You say that Poor Dao is a scumbag? You say that the poor road is abandoned from the beginning to the beginning? ”

Tang Sanfu rolled his eyes, "Do you still use the poor monk to say?" Aren't you? ”

With Tang Sanzang's expression, Lao Jun's chest rose and fell even more violently.

After a long time, Lao Jun took a sharp breath and shouted at Tang Sanzang in an almost roaring voice, "Ah Li, she is the daughter of the poor Dao!"

Girl!

It's a girl! ”

Tang Sanzang pouted, "Heh, beast, you actually ...... to your own daughter Ga? ”

Subconsciously wanted to scold a few words, but as soon as the words came out, Tang Sanzang's whole person was directly stunned.

"What? What did you say? What is Ah Li? ”

The old gentleman snorted angrily and twisted his head to the side, squeezing out two words from between his teeth.

"Girl."