"Is there really a ghost in this haunted house?"

"Oh my God, I escaped from the hands of a group of ghosts......"

"Hit the street, I'll say why the haunted house has no power, and it will have its own background music!"

The security guards, knowing the news, immediately wiped away their tears and began to complain one after another.

If they had heard that there were really ghosts in a haunted house before, they would definitely be frightened and turn around and run.

But now, not only did they not have the slightest fear in their hearts, but on the contrary, they were very surprised.

To my surprise, ghosts don't seem to be so scary.

Just like ordinary tourists, they are not lightly scared when they are in a haunted house, but once they get out of a haunted house, they will only turn around and spit: "It's not scary at all, it's just pediatrics!" ”

When the fearful thing is experienced too much, the person's nerves are paralyzed.

An unwarranted wave of self-confidence suddenly appeared in the hearts of the security guards.

The way they looked at the haunted house immediately changed from horror to disdain.

Even the most cowardly iron guts dared to grab the newspaper, rushed to Zhou Xingzu, pointed at his nose and said angrily: "Pu your mother, you dare to lie to me to the haunted house, believe it or not, Lao Tzu hacked you to death." ”

Zhou Xingzu silently took out a pistol in his silent toolbox and pointed it at Tie Gu's forehead: "I believe it!" ”

Iron gall stroked the hair, which was blown by the breeze.

Although he is a bald head, a few hairs on his forehead are his last stubbornness.

"Oh, it's good if you believe it, count your acquaintance, and I'll cut you another day."

Iron Courage turned around and returned to the security team.

Zhou Xingzu put the pistol back and took out a bottle of blue liquid from the toolbox: "You came out of a haunted house with a group of ghosts, which proves that you are brave." ”

"Do you want to defeat them now?"

Zhou Xingzu did not speak in a passionate tone.

But at this time, there is a strong incitement force, and the security team now has no fear in their hearts, and then remembers the tragic appearance of being scared and crying by a group of ghosts just now, and their hearts are full of anger.

"Think about it, hack these ghosts to death."

"Burn to death, burn to death."

"Catch them, I'm going to flush them down the toilet!"

Lu Xiong, Tie Courage and the others roared hoarsely.

Zhou Xingzu glanced at Tie Gutsao, but he didn't expect that he was still very perceptive, and he knew that he needed to flush the toilet if he was overly wronged.

After the security guards finished shouting, they pointed to the small bottle in their hands: "If you want to defeat them, you must first be able to see them." ”

"Now I'm going to show you something new, this bottle is not mouthwash, it's cow tears."

"We only need to gently rub it on the lid of our eyes, and we can see the so-called wandering ghosts."

Lu Xiong and the others waited for their eyes, and they all converged on the small bottle.

"Seeing ghosts is the premise of catching ghosts."

"But if you want to really defeat the ghosts, you need some special weapons."

Zhou Xingzu passed on the cow's tears, Lu Xiong, and Tie Gut opened the bottle, dripped the cow's tears on their hands, and then wiped them on the caps of their eyes.

Soon, everyone's eyelids were covered with an extra layer of blue and blue.

When they looked up at the haunted house again, they immediately saw the door of the haunted house, where a ghost was looking at them with a grin and a middle finger at them.

"Hell hell, I really saw a ghost."

"Master, tell me quickly, what weapon to use to fight ghosts."

"I'm going to cut off this ghost's middle finger, and you dare to provoke me!"

Zhou Xingzu took out another bag of chocolate beans and a few rolls of plastic wrap: "Use plastic wrap to catch ghosts, and use chocolate to fight ghosts." ”

"These two things, although they are very ordinary, are the strongest weapons for fighting ghosts."

"Because plastic wrap contains a sulfur oxide of nitric acid, which can encapsulate the energy molecules of ghosts. Last time, everyone saw Mrs. Li's unjust soul, and I was held in a cling film ball, which is the reason. ”

"Chocolate, with milk."

"Ghosts are the most afraid of cows, because in the bull head and horse noodles under the hands of Lord Yama, the bull heads belong to the military attaché, and the horse face belongs to the civil officials. So as long as there is chocolate, it can cause fatal damage to ghosts. ”

"But milk is a liquid and can't be a weapon, but chocolate is different."

"A chocolate chip with a slingshot, you're the strongest Ghost Hunter."

When Zhou Xingzu spoke, the security guards listened quietly.

In the original plot, when Leon said this theory of ghost hunting, Lu Xiong vomited blood in anger. Everyone thinks he's a psychopath, and they want to cut him with a knife.

can be replaced by the current Zhou Xingzu, no one thinks he is lying.

Lu Xiong even took out a small notebook from his arms and wrote down the theory of ghost hunting, word by word.

Tie Dan, Ah Qun and others all rushed over, and they wanted to take the chocolate and plastic wrap from Zhou Xingzu's hand.

However, Zhou Xingzu put his hand away, turned around and said, "Now you come with me!" ”

"I'll take you to shooting training."

"Here's a box of chocolate chips, a box of plastic wrap, and six slingshots."

"These training equipment, when you finish a box of chocolate beans, we will officially go in to hunt ghosts."

There are so many things that can't fit in the toolbox, Zhou Xingzu bought them a long time ago and put them here.

In order to improve the combat effectiveness of the Ghost Hunting Army, Zhou Xingzu also spent a lot of money and bought a large amount of "arms".

As for the money spent in the supermarket, it was 500 yuan that Lu Xiong took out last time.

Special thanks to Captain Lu for his generous sponsorship.

Captain Lu Xiong is hereby promoted to the head of the Ghost Hunting Corps!

However, Zhou Xingzu would not say all this, in the eyes of Lu Xiong and others, these chocolate beans and plastic wrap were specially purchased by Zhou Xingzu for their life safety.

The admiration for the ghost hunting master in my heart has silently raised a notch.

Not only are he handsome and can catch ghosts, but he also has a sense of responsibility, and he is also willing to help others generously.

In today's society, where to find such people!

I have to say that a person with such noble character as Zhou Xingzu is difficult to find the second one, no matter which movie world he is in.

Zhou Xingzu tore open a bag of chocolate and fed one to his mouth: "This is the shooting range of the original playground, and now you start shooting." ”

"Every time I have a chocolate bean, you're going to launch it once."

"Start now."

Zhou Xingzu threw another chocolate bean into his mouth.

Ah Qun, Lu Xiong and others each stood in front of a target position.

Originally, it was a dart balloon shooting recreation, and the distance was only about 10 meters.

However, it is enough to be able to maintain within ten meters and have good accuracy.

Seeing Zhou Xingzu eating chocolate beans, the members of the Ghost Hunting Army hurriedly started shooting.

With a whole box of chocolate chips, they trained from noon to night.

Seeing that the sky had turned dark, Zhou Xingzu cheered up and waved his hand: "All the Ghost Hunting Legions have it!" “

"Yes! Yes! Yes! ”

"Now listen to my orders, Ghost Hunter Legion - attack!"

Under the leadership of Zhou Xingzu, the ghost hunting army rushed into the haunted house.