Chapter 22: Teasing

As soon as this limerick poem came out, everyone was stunned, although the language was a little rough, but it was indeed very vivid, and the irony in it was simply too much.

"Bastard, you dare to humiliate me......"

Wu Zijian roared immediately, this limerick poem is understandable to a three-year-old child, and it is naturally impossible for him not to react.

"You forced me to compose a poem, how can you say that I humiliated you, isn't this what you expected?" Lin Mu put on an innocent look.

There are countless classic ancient poems in his mind, but a falling leaf has caused such a big sensation, and he plans to keep a low profile.

His character doesn't like fanfare, and this ancient poem was not created by himself after all, so he was a little worried about whether he would wear it one day.

Therefore, he decided to keep a low profile, so that even if it was a day of goofs, he would not stand too high and fall too hard.

"Damn bastard, you wait for me, it's just one night anyway, and I'll visit you in the hospital then."

Wu Zijian secretly said in his heart, he clenched his hands into fists, with a sneer on his face, no longer fighting against Lin Mu, and went back to the chair.

He knew that he was definitely not Lin Mu's opponent in words now, so he no longer asked for hardship, and planned to teach him a good lesson in the evening.

"This guy looks like he's trying to play with me." Lin Mu said secretly in his heart.

Wu Zijian's expression, he saw it in his eyes, how could he not know what he was thinking.

Then, he suddenly thought of a way to deal with Wu Zijian, a way to make him lose face.

Then, he immediately took out paper and pen, wrote and drew on them, and then pretended to be careless, covered the paper with his true qi, and accidentally flew to Wu Zijian's feet.

"Wu Zijian, give me back that piece of paper." Lin Mu immediately scolded.

Wu Zijian naturally couldn't listen to his words, he stepped on the paper with one foot at the moment, and originally wanted to move it into waste paper, but when he saw the words on it, he immediately stopped moving.

"Lying on the rocks and white pools!"

When he saw the first line of words on it, his first reaction was that this guy had written another ancient poem.

Then he quietly picked up the paper, and when he saw the next few lines, he immediately determined that this was really an ancient poem.

Lying on the stone in each white pool, secretly sad and hateful.

It's a pity that there is no Taichun, and I have no choice but to be with Zhuqi.

After silently reciting the entire ancient poem, Wu Zijian's heart immediately became excited, because he found that this ancient poem should be self-created.

"Damn bastard, it seems that you really have some ability, but since this ancient poem is in my hands, it is mine."

Wu Zijian secretly said in his heart, seeing that Lin Mu seemed to get up and grab the paper, he immediately tore it to shreds, and then showed him a provocative smile.

"Idiot, it's up to you to be fooled."

With a meaningful smile, Lin Mu sat back in his place, and then began to write again.

Seeing this, Wu Zijian immediately stood up and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, an ancient poem by Lin Mu has been passed down through the ages, and now I don't say whether he plagiarized it, I have also created an ancient poem here, please taste it."

At this moment, the time for class has come, and the beautiful Chinese teacher is busy with the school magazine, so she can only ask the English teacher to come over to substitute the class.

The English teacher is also a beautiful woman, and she is very young and beautiful, which is why everyone in their class has better English.

"Wu Zijian, you created ancient poems?" The English teacher asked.

was going to scold him a few words, but when she heard that he had created ancient poems, she was a little interested.

"That's right, it's just an ancient poem, I can create it casually, you listen, I'll read my ancient poem to you."

Wu Zijian was impatient now, because he was worried that Lin Mu would take the lead, so he had to say the ancient poem right now.

Everyone's attention was attracted by him, and a limerick poem by Lin Mu just now was not a poem in their eyes.

Wu Zijian also has an ancient poem in front of him, which can make everyone interested.

"Lying on the stone and each white pool, secretly sad and hateful."

"It's a pity that there is no Taichun, and I have no choice but to be with Zhuqi."

Wu Zijian was quite fascinated, as if this ancient poem was really created by him, and when he recited it, he was emotionally invested, not ordinary serious.

"Okay, Wu Shao's ancient poem is so well written, it is simply the first masterpiece in modern ancient poetry!"

"That's right, a five-character quatrain can be written like this, it is absolutely unprecedented, and there is no one who will come after."

"This is the real ancient poem, what is Lin Mu's limerick poem just now, I doubt that his ancient poem is plagiarized from Wu Shao."

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After Wu Zijian finished reading, his followers immediately flattered, they didn't understand the meaning of the ancient poem at all, but the rhyme in it was very good, which made them feel that the poem was very well written.

is an English teacher, and there are some accidents, it seems that Wu Zijian can really make a decent ancient poem.

"Hahaha, it's just an ancient poem, it's just a small meaning, unlike someone who writes an ancient poem, he thinks he is going to heaven, I wish him to go to heaven as soon as possible."

Wu Zijian's casual work of stealing forest trees is now complacent and takes the initiative to provoke.

"Idiot ......"

Lin Mu let out a low sigh, showing a disdainful smile, and then said: "Wu Zijian, I really admire, admire and admire to be able to create such a self-destructive ancient poem."

"What do you mean by that?" Wu Zijian asked suspiciously, and his instinctive feeling was a little bad.

Because he thought that Lin Mu should have an angry and corrupt look now, but when he showed this appearance, he really didn't know what tricks he was playing in his heart.

"You are an idiot, your IQ is very low, you are still too stupid, you are still on par with pigs, you can use ancient poems to describe yourself like this, you are really unprecedented, unprecedented, absolutely unique."

Lin Mu sneered, this ancient poem was written by him, and all of it had homophony, as long as you read it a few more times, you could immediately find the strangeness in it.

He originally just wanted to play a prank, but he didn't expect Wu Zijian's IQ to be so low that he was really fooled.

"What do you mean, if you don't explain it to me today, you don't want to get out of this classroom."

Wu Zijian threatened, he still didn't react a little, but instinctively he felt that he should be fooled.

"I'm an idiot."

The English teacher suddenly spoke, and after translating the first sentence, she covered her mouth in surprise.

"I secretly hurt and hate that I am low, and my IQ is very low."

"It's a pity that there is no Taichun, it's a pity that I am too stupid."

"Helpless and beaded, helpless and pig."

The latter did not need the English teacher to translate, and after the other students reacted, they spoke one after another and translated the whole poem.

In an instant, the entire classroom was quiet, and everyone looked at Wu Zijian like a monster, just feeling that he had ruined such a good poem.

"This, this, damn bastard, how dare you fool me."

After reacting, Wu Zijian was angry, and seeing everyone's disdainful eyes, he hurriedly explained: "This ancient poem was not written by me, it was written by Lin Mu, just now he threw a piece of paper over, and this ancient poem was written on it."

"Didn't you say that you wrote it, just now so affectionately devoted, I thought it was your masterpiece, why did it become mine again?"

"Or that you are stealing my ancient poems, Dongtu has a very strict protection of intellectual property rights, you are breaking the law, do you want me to sue you?"

Lin Mu sneered, this ancient poem was just made casually, and it should be given to him, anyway, he would not admit that this ancient poem was written by him.

Otherwise, wouldn't he be saying that he was too stupid and had no IQ.

"Bastard, Lin Mu, count you ruthless, let's see."

Wu Zijian roared angrily, he didn't argue, he could only carry this pot in front of him, and no matter how much bitter water he had, he could only swallow it himself.

"In addition to the homophony of this ancient poem, I think the whole is still good, and the next issue of the school magazine can be featured in this ancient poem, and the name will be Wu Zijian."

Lin Mu spoke again, there was no room for counterattack in the sudden rich, this ancient poem is really going to get out, Wu Zijian will definitely not become a celebrity, but a fool.

On the podium, the English teacher smelled the strong smell of gunpowder and said, "Okay, everyone close their mouths, and then the official class will be."

Everyone will give the face of the beautiful teacher, but Wu Zijian's face is gloomy and ugly, he can already imagine that it will not be long before this ancient poem will definitely be famous in the entire Wanglong Middle School.

At that time, his awesome scene will become a classic, which makes him feel self-conscious.

"Damn bastard, I want you to look good today." Wu Zijian thought viciously in his heart.

With his identity as the richest man in Qingzhou, even if he hits and kills a person on the street, it will be a matter of losing some money, and he really has this idea now.

Suddenly, a figure appeared at the door again, and Ye Xi, who had disappeared for two days, suddenly returned.

She seemed to have encountered something, with a sad look on her face and a little ruddy eyes, such an aggrieved look immediately inspired everyone's protective hearts.

"Ye Xi, since you're here, let's hurry up and enter the classroom, what are you doing standing at the door." The beautiful English teacher said gently.

For this well-behaved and cute Ye Xi, who is also a top student, she doesn't like it ordinarily.

"Ye Xi, come in quickly, you've been here for the past two days, I don't want to eat or drink, I don't want to sit here quickly, I occupy a seat for you every day."

Wu Zijian opened his mouth attentively, with a smile on his face, especially the glowing eyes, as if he wanted to eat Ye Xi in one bite.

However, Ye Xi didn't look at him, she looked at Lin Mu and said, "Teacher, can I find Lin Mu, I want to say a few words to him."

The English teacher is a little embarrassed, this is a high school, not a university, such an open and honest love, even if he is a person who has come over, it is not easy to be accommodating.

However, Lin Mu had already stood up, and he said, "I'll go and go back, it won't be too long."

After speaking, he walked towards Ye Xi, and he had a different feeling in his heart about this goddess who made him feel affection.

"With the memory that erupted in the ring, I can definitely break into the world, and now I am fully worthy of Ye Xi."

Lin Mu secretly said in his heart, this time he no longer avoided Ye Xi's gaze, but wanted to take the initiative to express his thoughts.