Chapter 5: Embarrassment on the Stone Pier
The only place in the space of the Nine Heavenly Ques that resembles a table and stool is the strangely arranged giant stone pier and thirty-six small stone piers, the placement of these stone piers does not seem to be artificial, it feels like it is born like this, and the rotating Yin and Yang Taiji diagram under the stone pier is the same. It's a sight that makes people feel so mysterious!
At this time, the four people in the Nine Heavenly Ques selected four small stone piers adjacent to each other and prepared to sit around the giant stone pier, but they were just sitting down. A shrill female voice and two equally shrill male voices erupted at the same time, and their voices seemed to have the ability to pierce gold and crack stones, and their penetrating power was immeasurable! Those who don't know think they're about to be raped by an ancient bear and let out a heart-rending howl! The female voice is naturally made by Zhang Li, and the source of the male voice comes from the two fathers and sons, Happy and Kaiyuan.
"Hey, hey, hey, you've been tricked too, how does the conditioned reflex feel? Tell me, how do you feel after you sit down, hehehe, hahaha......" Shangguan Yu covered his stomach, patted his thighs, tears of laughter came out, and asked with a smile on his face. It was as if he knew what they had just been through!
This man who is usually ruthless and often exudes an aura that rejects people thousands of miles away, but now because of the success of the conspiracy, he leans back with laughter, covers his stomach and laughs! I also asked the victim how he felt! The three victims all stared at him with gritted teeth, and if they hadn't been able to beat him, they would have rushed over and beat him.
The three people who were asked how they felt just now, even if they were thick-skinned and happy, they were silent with red faces, not to mention Zhang Lihe, who was a girl, and was still a child!
Kai Yuan looked at the small stone bench next to his legs, with a jealous look on his face, and unconsciously remembered the feeling before, and couldn't help but clamp his legs!
But a child is a child, not so embarrassed, instigated by the desire for knowledge, Kaiyuan blushed and asked: "Uncle, why do I sit down, a cold air flow and a hot air flow converge together, straight to my anus, and with a spiral of energy......"
"Haha, hahaha, it's still spiraling, you kid is really good at metaphors!" After listening, Shangguan Yu took the opportunity to glance at Happy and Zhang Li, who lowered their heads lower and blushed even redder. Seeing the embarrassment of the two of them, Shangguan Yu burst into an arrogant laugh again. The two who were ridiculed again really couldn't bear it anymore, regardless of whether that person was strong or not, one person and one old fist smashed into Shangguan Yu's eyes at a lightning speed. With a "snap", the laughter stopped, and the world became quiet!
"Big brother, you are still so cheap, so insidious, do you have to be rude to others, are you willing to be honest? Now let's talk about it, then...... What is that air current! Happy wanted to talk about the spiral airflow, but after feeling the murderous aura of a woman next to him, he immediately changed his words.
Shangguan Yu, who had become a national treasure, rubbed his eyes painfully and said: "That air flow is actually a good thing, don't get excited, listen to me, that air flow is the purest aura in heaven and earth that is transmitted from the Yin and Yang Taiji Diagram under the stone pier through the stone pier, which can speed up people's cultivation and promote human evolution even more!" The stone pier plays a role in hindering the power of the spiral energy, and if there is no stone pier to hinder it, you will not only feel the strength of the spiral so easily! When Shangguan Yu said that it was a good thing, he was almost beaten again, so he hurriedly stopped and explained at a faster pace.
I see, that air flow is actually the purest aura in heaven and earth, and it is indeed a good thing, the three victims nodded in agreement. But a good thing is indeed a good thing, but it is not blessed, who wants to be hit by a spiral current of hot and cold to impact the anus for cultivation! The three of them looked at the small stone pier on the side of their legs helplessly, they really loved and hated! However, the three of them suddenly realized something, that is, from the very beginning, Shangguan Yu had never left the small stone pier! The three of them had two conjectures at the same time, the first was that Shangguan Yu had a way to solve this problem. The second, Shangguan Yu likes the feeling of being hit by a spiral airflow into the anus! The three of them shook their heads at the same time, throwing away the second thought, how could it be the second......
The three of them looked at Shangguan Yu, who was sitting on the small stone pier and the old god was sitting on the small stone pier, looking at them with a look of enjoyment, and his expression was like saying again: "If you don't understand, come and ask me, if you don't ask, how do I know what you want to ask, come and ask me, naughty!" Suddenly, the three of them still had an urge to hit him, and even Kaiyuan felt that the story was a lie, this could not be the uncle in my story.
"Hahaha, big brother, big brother is angry, big brother has a lot, we shot too hard, offended big brother, big brother doesn't remember the villain, just forgive us, just tell us how to solve this problem!" With a smile on his face, he said flatteringly to Shangguan Yu.
"I really want to know?"
"I really want to know!"
"Since you have sincerely asked, I will be very merciful to tell you, in fact, you only need to put a cushion on it!" Shangguan Yu said arrogantly.
The three of them looked around and said in unison: "There are only these stone piers here, how can there be any cushions!" ”
"Well, isn't there one here?" Shangguan Yu took out a purse that was the same as the one that Happy had taken out in Fang Market before, the same golden light flowed, and took out three jade cushions from the purse like a trick and handed them to Happy and the others. The happy three put the cushion on the small stone pier, but no one dared to sit down first, the three of them, you look at me, I look at you, the meaning expressed in the eyes is that you sit first, and with a humble smile. Because they can't believe what Shangguan Yu said now, because they have only seen that this surface is cold, but it is actually the means of an old yin.
Seeing this, Shangguan Yu was angry, and immediately said to Xingxing with a gloomy face: "Happy, you sit down first, if you dare not sit down, I will settle the new accounts with you and the old accounts, and then pointed to his right eye socket." ”
"Why me, obviously Zhang Li also hit ......", happy to see that Shangguan Yu was really angry, so he had to muttered to himself. Happy took a deep breath and looked at his son next to him, only to get an encouraging look. Happy is really unhappy. Happy closed his eyes, clenched his teeth, his hip muscles tightened, and slowly sat down on the cushion, which only took a second to complete, but Happy took a whole minute! Finally, the butt and the cushion came into close contact.
"Hey, there's no spiral energy, um......, it's still very comfortable, and the meridians in the body are activated." Happy sat on the cushion and felt it carefully, and the result made him very satisfied! Then he squinted his eyes and began to enjoy this service nourished by the aura. Suddenly, there was a crack on the surface of the jade cushion under the happy buttocks, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly got up, and then found that the surface of the original side was only broken, but the cushion on the side of the small stone pier was intact. What's going on? Happy in the heart of the secret.
"Ah~, you...... You stupid bear, is your ass made of diamond? Tell you to sit down, why are you tightening your ass, will I fix you with my character? You ......, you ......, ah~, oh my warm god nephrite pad! Shangguan Yu stood up suddenly, covered his heart with his right hand, trembled with his left hand, and pointed at Happy with a painful face.
After Kaiyuan and Zhang Li heard this, they snorted and leaned back with laughter.
Happy and ashamed, his old face turned red, and he said embarrassedly: "Big brother, I was wrong, you can forgive me, besides, I didn't mean to ......, as the so-called old doesn't go to the new one, I believe that the big brother will get a better one in the future!" I believe you! ”
"You ......, hey, forget it, I don't want to deal with you stupid bear, why do you say my smart and lovely sister likes you? Obviously, so many young talents chased her at that time, and those who were better than you could go around the entire Tai'an. Shangguan Yu said with a sad expression.
Hearing this, he straightened his clothes and wiped his hand back on his head, and his steel needle-like hair suddenly made a swishing sound. said with great confidence: "There are not too many reasons, there is always only one reason, because, handsome!" After speaking, he clenched his left hand into a fist on his forehead, looking pensive, with a charm of loneliness like snow.
"You're enough, if you pretend to be in front of me again, I'm going to beat you! How many years have passed, and it is still this narcissistic virtue! Shangguan Yu shook his fist and said to Happy with hatred of iron and steel.
"You're just jealous that I'm more handsome than you, it used to be like this, and it's still like this, hmph, I won't bother with you............" Happy pouted and muttered softly.
"What are you talking about, you say it again, there is a mutter, I didn't hear clearly!" Shangguan Yu looked happy with an unkind expression.
"Nothing, I didn't say anything, you may have misheard. Speaking of what kind of fish are you, oh, yes, why is the whole fish feast of bluefin kun still not good, I'm hungry, son, are you hungry, Zhang Li? Happy quickly diverted the topic and asked Kaiyuan and Zhang Li.
"Well, I'm a little hungry, so I'm looking forward to the whole fish feast of that bluefin mackerel!" Kai Yuan wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and his eyes flashed with anticipation. Zhang Li next to her was also looking forward to it.
Suddenly, an unprecedented fragrance came from outside the light gate of the Nine Heavenly Gates. What kind of smell is this, the four people in the Nine Heavenly Gate sniffed this fragrance that did not seem to be in the world regardless of their image, and the four of them were intoxicated by the world of this fragrance. "This is the smell of the ocean, this is the breath of nature...... "A sea appeared in Shangguan Yu's mind, and there was a giant bluefin skunk swimming back and forth in the sea!" This is the breath of life, this is the breath of youth, this is my past......" Happy mind appeared in his mind the scene of his debauchery, riding the wind and waves, unrestrained, and free. "It's ...... This is the taste of love......" Zhang Li's mind came to her and her true destiny in a spring when peach blossoms were in full bloom, and the peach blossoms fell one after another to become the background of their hugging together, and then, talking about love, and finally offering their love kisses. "It's ...... This is the smell of sweating and burning youth on the road to becoming a strong man, this is the taste that only exists in the depths of the sea of stars, how can there be in the world! Kaiyuan's mind brought up the picture of him growing up to become a powerful man in the world, and he faced the sunset. The bluefin squid, which had grown wings, flew out of the earth and swam in the sea of stars......
The taste is amazing!