Chapter 16: The Toilet Problem
"Yo, my sister-in-law bought by my eldest brother? I'm bringing you breakfast. Dong also deliberately accentuated the word "early".
Cui'er didn't have a good impression of this skinny-footed Dong yesterday, and now in the afternoon, what kind of breakfast to send makes Cui'er even more disliked, but she doesn't like it, and before she sees the situation clearly, Cui'er still doesn't plan to offend this Dong family on the surface.
Cui'er looked at the direction of the sun and said to the director with a smile, "It's breakfast?" It seems that I have walked a lot on the mountain road, and I have seen the wrong direction, I originally thought that the sun was about to set, but in fact, the sun has just risen? ”
The sun has turned west, where has it just risen? As soon as Cui'er said this, although she was talking about her own fault, she actually seemed to be saying that if it was breakfast, the sun would have to rise in the west!
"My sister-in-law's mouth is neat, so I don't know if I can serve my eldest brother well!" Dong obviously knew that Cui'er had something to say, and there was nothing that could be answered directly, so he could only put the big bowl in his hand into Cui'er's hand with a snort, "Sister-in-law is so capable, I won't need to cook like this clumsy person in the future, right?" ”
"What are my younger brothers and sisters talking about, I'm a newcomer, and I need a lot of help from my younger brothers and sisters." wanted to take the opportunity to pick a child, but there was no way, Cui'er immediately blocked the conversation.
"Okay, just wait!" Dong snorted angrily and turned around and left, and when he walked to the gate, he kicked the door open with his legs, but he didn't know if it was because of the strength or what, he didn't kick the door open, but he shoved her, and suddenly became even more angry, and he scolded and left.
Cui'er looked at Dong's thunderous appearance, and the corners of her mouth twitched, it wasn't that Cui'er deliberately wanted to be angry with Dong or anything, she really felt that throwing her eldest brother in the house like her and Lian Qingshan's brother was almost left to fend for herself was too hateful, and even Cui'er, a bystander, couldn't stand it.
Dong had already walked away, and Cui'er looked at the big bowl in her hand, this time the bowl was not a clear cabbage soup like white water, but a bowl of bud rice paste that was as thin as the water in the pot...... Just this bowl of bud rice paste, I'm afraid it only takes two spoonfuls of bud rice stubble to boil it out, right? Cui'er thought unkindly.
Cui'er entered the house with the bowl, and there was no intention of the Holy Mother to cover up the bowl of mush, but when she thought of Lian Qingshan, who was injured and collapsed on the kang, Cui'er couldn't bear to take the mush into the house.
Put the paste on the stove, Cui'er entered the house, and saw Lian Qingshan, who looked a little gloomy, Cui'er didn't know what to say, "My brother and sister sent breakfast over, it's bud rice paste, I put the bowl on the stove, and when we eat dinner later, we will heat it up and eat it together." ”
"Well, listen to you." Lian Qingshan's interest was obviously not high, and he still had some very strange looks on his face, as if he was very embarrassed.
"Let's wash our hair again." Cui'er said to Lian Qingshan, and before she could say anything, she suddenly heard Xiaohu talking, and the big girl said, Xiaohu is going to pee!
When Cui'er turned her head, she saw that Xiaohu, who had just been urinated for a short time, had urinated again, and the white waterline rushed up half a foot with a bang, and fell down again.
"Oops, I forgot to pee on her!" Cui'er said a word, and walked to Xiaohu's side, although he walked to Xiaohu, but did not move him, let him finish urinating, only then hugged Xiaohu up, took off his little pants, wiped Xiaohu's ass clean with a pee, and then changed into a new pair of pants.
After throwing the wet urine aside, and wiping the kang clean, Cui'er gently patted Xiaohu's buttocks, "Next time, if you have urine, give a movement in advance, or you won't feel comfortable after urinating." When she said this, Cui'er's face was gentle, and there was no anger in it.
When Cui'er said this, she suddenly thought of what Lian Qingshan's expression just now represented, she had been here for a day and a night, so she patronized Lian Qingshan to eat, he was not a Pixiu, he didn't eat anything, and the problem of going to the toilet had not been solved!
"Oops, I forgot......" Cui'er was very annoyed by her carelessness, she looked at Lian Qingshan cautiously and asked, "You ...... Would you like to make it easier? ”
"I ......" Lian Qingshan's face turned red instantly, and he wanted to shake his head and refuse, but the feeling in his stomach was already very strong, and he was entangled for a long time, he really couldn't meet his physiological needs, so he could only nod with a red face.
"Big girl, where's the pee bucket?" Looking at Lian Qingshan's appearance, Cui'er knew that he was embarrassed now, so she didn't ask him, followed the big girl to the toilet outside, took an old wooden barrel and entered the house.
"This ......" took the urine bucket into the house, and Cui'er suddenly found that this matter was embarrassing, seeing a man in front of him who was as strong as a mountain, he really couldn't look at him as a child.
"You...... Let's go out first, I'll do it myself. Lian Qingshan's face turned red, hesitated for a long time, and still said, although Cui'er is the steproom he bought, but now the two of them have no feelings and are innocent, and it is really unreasonable to let her a woman help her with feces and urine.
"I'll help you, and when you're seated, I'll go out." Cui'er gritted her teeth and said, can't you let Lian Qingshan really pull on the kang, right? And looking at his appearance, even if it is to help him to the ground and let him go to this toilet by himself, it is really difficult.
Cui'er's eyes were touching left and right in the room, and suddenly she saw two stools on the ground.
"You wait." Cui'er said, put the two benches on the edge of the kang, the stools straddled the urine bucket one left and one right, leaving a long and wide gap in the middle, if Lian Qingshan sits on the bench, his legs don't have to work, he should be able to go to the toilet smoothly, right?
"What are you ......" Lian Qingshan looked at the stool that was fiddled out by Cui'er, a little stunned.
"Don't understand? Such! Cui'er looked at Lian Qingshan's stunned appearance, felt funny, and was embarrassed to demonstrate, so she commanded the girl to sit on a stool and demonstrated how to use this stool and urine bucket to go to the toilet.
"This ...... Really? Lian Qingshan's eyes lit up when he saw such a simple thing, this trick may be true, if this is the case, he will not have to eat or drink in order to go to the toilet less in the future.
"Well, try it, if it doesn't work, let's get a big stool and hollow out the middle." Cui'er thought back to the modern toilet-like chair specially designed for the elderly, and said seriously.
"Come on, try it, your legs, which one can withstand a little bit of effort?" Cui'er helped Lian Qingshan move from the kang to the stool, and then didn't look at Lian Qingshan anymore, but turned around and walked out of the back room, letting the girl wait at the door, and when Lian Qingshan was better, she would call herself.
By the time Cui'er returned to the house, Lian Qingshan had already solved the major events in her life, although there was still a trace of discomfort on her face, it was much stronger than when she was holding it before, "Cui'er, thank you!" ”
"It's alright...... You are better at taking care of your body than anything else. Cui'er said this, not too dirty to carry the urine bucket out to clean up or something.
When Cui'er returned to the house again, Lian Qingshan suddenly said to Cui'er, "I'll wash Xiaohu's urine meson, and you will give me all the work at home in the future, what you can do on the kang." ”
Cui'er turned her head, looked at the sincere gaze in Lian Qingshan's eyes, and suddenly felt that although Lian Qingshan was an ancient man, he didn't have the legendary machismo or anything, and she had a little more affection for Lian Qingshan in her heart, so she nodded and responded, "Hey! ”
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