Chapter 171: Jokes
The muffled sound in the room, the suppressed cries of pain, sounded one after another, and the men outside looked at their noses and noses, or studied whether the corner of the table was clean or not, or studied the calculation of the accounting room, in short, they didn't see or hear anything as if they were deaf and dumb, and it was peaceful.
"The world... Listen to me" Fan Yilin was pressed to the ground by Chang Yuncheng's arm, soft as noodles, it was difficult for him to rub his face on the ground and squeeze out a finished sentence, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding..."
The little guys in the house rolled around, not to mention going out to call people, and they couldn't even get up.
The nephews also said that this Dingxi Hou Shizi never fights in groups, Fan Yilin still thinks that this person can't fight, it turns out that it's not that he doesn't fight in groups, but there is no need to fight in groups, one person is enough.
"Misunderstanding?" Chang Yuncheng exerted force in his hands, and listened to the sound of bones gradually sounding, "Little bastard, do you think I'm blind or stupid, I don't know your rotten thoughts?" ”
Fan Yilin sighed in pain.
"I know it's wrong, I know it's wrong, I just love to see beauties, and I don't think about anything else," he shouted, "I don't believe you go and ask my father-in-law, he also knows... I just love to watch, just like looking at flowers and beautiful scenery, if you dare to move if you don't dare to move, where will it be your turn, you will be beaten to death"
"See? You dare to look at my woman! Chang Yuncheng shouted in a low voice, "If you dare to come in front of my eyes again, I don't care if you are the son-in-law of the Wang family or the son-in-law of the doctor of Guanglu Temple, blind your dog's eyes!" ”
"Lord Shizi, I'm here for your good," Fan Yilin shouted.
This stinky boy is still hard-mouthed.
"Lord Shizi, don't I know what will happen if I say this? But for you, for your life-saving grace to me, even if I offend you and annoy you, I will say" Fan Yilin then shouted, it was hard for him to say so coherently and smoothly with his face on the ground.
Chang Yuncheng gave him a head on the head, let go of his hand and punched and kicked him, he had already dissipated the depression in his heart, and he didn't bother to say more to him after warning this little bastard, and stood up to leave.
Fan Yilin was not afraid of death and grabbed him again.
"Lord Shizi" he looked at Chang Yuncheng with a sincere face, "Think about it, don't you know what the consequences are when I say such things?" But I still have to say that the word is against the ear."
It was the first time for Chang Yuncheng to see such a cheeky person, and he couldn't laugh or cry.
"What the hell are you going to say?" He asked with a frown.
Fan Yilin didn't care about tidying up his clothes and waved his hand.
The little guys in the house got up hard and helped each other to limp out.
"Lord Shizi, I know that this is unspeakable, but I have to say it, because I happen to have an ancestral prescription, so I can't help but rush to ask the Lord Shizi" Fan Yilin pulled Chang Yuncheng, not caring at all that this man beat himself just now, for him, it is sweeter than honey to endure hardships for the sake of beauty.
"What do I have to say?" Chang Yuncheng shook Fan Yilin away and asked with a sneer.
Fan Yilin's look, you see, this is unspeakable, I understand.
He reached out again and put his hand on Chang Yuncheng's shoulder.
"Everyone is a man, although this kind of thing is ashamed to talk about, but he still has to say it," he said earnestly, "You, since when did you start not doing it?" Was it at the beginning or later? ”
Chang Yuncheng took a deep breath and resisted the urge to punch this bastard to death.
"Why do you think I can't?" He turned his head to look at the man in front of him, although he had already paid attention to proportion, but it was still inevitable to leave some marks on the man's face, the corners of his mouth were slightly swollen, one eye was big, and the other looked very funny.
"This, I can naturally see this at a glance," Fan Yilin said with a smile.
"You're going to let me try it for you?" Chang Yuncheng frowned and said, "You don't talk nonsense? ”
I'll show you...
Fan Yilin is also familiar with this sentence, and it is generally used when he is with his wife and concubine.
Little beauty, you look down on me, let me try it...
Oh, I don't want it...
This kind of conversation is very interesting, Fan Yilin couldn't help but be excited when he thought of it, raised his eyes and saw the face of a man in front of him, and suddenly poured cold water down
He jerked out of the way.
"You, you, you're not going to be a broken sleeve, are you?" He asked with some horror, the word broken sleeve came out, and this series of things was explained, he was sad and frightened for the beauty in his heart, and hurriedly waved his hand, "You, don't try to show me, I don't look at it, don't get me wrong, although you look good, but, I only like women..."
Chang Yuncheng no longer has any expression to express his feelings.
How could Wang Tongye, who has been shrewd all his life, find this fool as a son-in-law? How could the treacherous Guanglu Temple doctor's family give birth to such a stupid son?
"You're a broken sleeve!" Chang Yuncheng looked at Fan Yilin and said, "So do you see that others are all broken sleeves?" ”
"I'm not a broken sleeve!" Fan Yilin still said defensively, "If you don't have broken sleeves, why is your wife still a yellow flower girl?" ”
Chang Yuncheng was stunned.
This stunned fall in Fan Yilin's eyes, which further confirmed his conclusion.
"Guarding such a beauty, and it's your wife, if you don't have broken sleeves, how can you?" he said.
Before he finished speaking, Chang Yuncheng stepped over and grabbed his neck.
Fan Yilin screamed in horror.
"Lord Shizi, you, don't be angry, this, this is not something unseemly... There are a lot of people like this in the capital, very... My cousin is... I didn't mean to look down on you," he coughed.
I blame myself for being too smart to cause such a disaster!
"How do you know that she's or..."Chang Yuncheng roared in a low voice, unable to say that word, "She told you?" ”
This sentence is even more vigorous.
How dare she tell such a thing to outsiders!
"You're crazy," Fan Yilin realized why the man suddenly became angry, glared and shouted, "How could the young lady tell someone else about this kind of thing?" Besides, I wanted her to tell me, but I've only seen her twice in total, and it's been so many! It's easy to meet and have a meal together, you stingy man drove away..."
Chang Yuncheng also sobered up after shouting that sentence, of course he knew that the woman wouldn't, because it was the relationship between that woman at all, so she wouldn't go around publicizing it.
He was completely annoyed by the bastard man's undisguised lust.
When he thought of the way this man looked at his woman, he couldn't help but get angry!
"Who told you?" He put away his grumpyness, but the cold air did not abate, and then asked.
"Big brother, no one told me, I have my own eyes, this woman and girl, that's different" Fan Yilin said with a smile.
For a person like him who takes beauty as the joy of life, this kind of skill is a must-have.
Can you see it?
This Chang Yuncheng didn't know.
"Of course you can see it," Fan Yilin sighed and said, "The bodies of the woman and the girl's family are completely different, who can't see it?"
Whoever can't see Ao, that's anyone who can see it? Except for yourself...
Chang Yuncheng was stunned for a moment.
That is, everyone knows ...
In other words, everyone will think that he...
Fan Yilin was about to say something, Chang Yuncheng pushed him away violently and turned away.
Heavy footsteps could be heard in the hallway.
"Am I saying something wrong?" Fan Yilin touched his neck and coughed, and then he realized that he was in pain all over, and he suddenly wailed.
"Of course you're saying the wrong thing!"
Fan Yilin, who was lying on the bed when he got home and enjoyed the service of his little wife, was poked heavily on the forehead.
Just poked at the wound, Fan Yilin let out a wail.
"How can you talk about people like that," said the wife hatefully.
Wang Tongye, who heard the reason outside, got up angrily.
"Well deserved! It's lighter! He threw down a sentence and left.
Those juniors who originally wanted to seek justice for Fan Yilin also lost the slightest indignation, but instead dispersed after eating and laughing.
"It's really embarrassing to be thrown home," the wife said in annoyance, reaching out to poke Fan Yilin's head again.
Fan Yilin held his head and dodged.
"Madam, I'm also doing this for the good of the prince," he said aggrievedly.
The wife spat out.
"You're a beautiful young lady, aren't you?" She snorted.
Such a beauty can't get nourished by rain and dew, it's really a tragedy in the world.
"I'm really for the good of their husband and wife, our family has this kind medicine, don't I have good intentions," Fan Yilin still said aggrievedly.
"You've always prided yourself on being smart, but this time you're wrong," said the wife, leaning on the bed, "The two of them, it's not because they can't do it, but because they don't want to."
"Don't want to?" Fan Yilin sat up with his head covered, looking surprised, "Who doesn't want to?" ”
When Chang Yuncheng walked into the room with a calm face, Qi Yue had already eaten lunch and was sitting on the bed looking through the surgical procedures he had prepared.
"You're back, how are you eating?" she said happily to Chang Yuncheng.
Chang Yuncheng took off his big cloak and threw it aside.
"All out," he shouted.
Because the girls who came back to follow up, as well as the girls who were originally waiting in the house, were startled, and the girls who followed up hurriedly retreated after seeing Chang Yuncheng's ugly face.
Qi Yue was also startled, and waved at Ah Ru and the others, and Ah Ru withdrew with the others.
"What's wrong with you?" She asked.
Chang Yuncheng looked at her with a calm face.
"If you have something to say, don't mess around, Ai, as long as you talk about it, it's not a matter," Qi Yue hurriedly said, "Don't make a mess again..."
Before she finished her words, Chang Yuncheng interrupted.
"Sleep," he said.
Qi Yue was stunned for a moment, but he didn't hear clearly.
"What?" She asked, and before she could finish speaking, she suddenly raised her voice, "What are you doing?" ”
Chang Yuncheng picked up the woman and strode towards the bedroom. (To be continued)