Chapter 152: It's awesome for my sister-in-law
The things that came out of Zhuangzi are not big when they are said to be big, but they really can't be counted as small if they are small.
The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, and many prefectures will walk to their own Zhuangzi on these days, distribute some belongings, and show their kindness to each other. Most of the Zhuangzi of the official and noble families are adjacent. Today, after the county lord of Xianghe arrived at Zhuangzi, he received an invitation from the owner of the neighboring village to go to Kaibao Temple to incense. Ya Niang and Song Niang were greedy for the freshness of the farm, so the county lord of Xianghe left them in the village. and left Feng Qingxun to take care of it.
Originally, it would take half a day to go back and forth to the Kaibao Temple, but I didn't want to break the only wooden bridge that could drive carriages on the river in the middle. The county lord of Xianghe was not able to return on time.
During this time, a cow and a donkey died at the same time in Zhuangzi.
The county lord of Xianghe failed to come back, so Zhuangtou had to go to the house for instructions. When he came, Mrs. Tai had already slept. Because a cow and a donkey quarreled with Mrs. Tai, this was a bit of a fuss. But the cow and donkey are all livestock recorded by the government, and when it comes to the government's Zhuluan, they can't be the master, so they have to wait for Wanwan to come back.
Wan Wan saw Qingjin's anxious appearance outside the mansion gate before, and thought that something had happened to someone. At this moment, I understood that it was just a dead animal, and I was relieved.
This reassurance, the gluttony rises again. She looked at the middle-aged Zhuangtou standing in front of her and asked, "Yang Zhuangtou, how did this cow and a donkey die?" ”
The spirit of the head of the village surnamed Yang became tighter and tighter, and he was very uncomfortable and peeked at Feng Qingcheng, who was sitting on the side drinking tea leisurely, and then replied cautiously: "Today, the third son, the second lady, and the fourth lady went to the orchard to pick fruits. I met a little baby on the edge of the orchard.
The little baby's father and mother were busy in the garden, and the baby was too young to walk, so his father and mother put him on the side to bask in the sun. This is also a common thing in Zhuangzi.
The third prince saw that the doll was liking, so he gave him a piece of dried meat. Who knows......."
Yang Zhuangtou peeked at Feng Qingcheng again, and continued: "Who knows, a sparrowhawk flew and went to that baby." Everyone was in the orchard, and they didn't have time to blast the sparrowhawk.
In order to save the doll, the fourth lady raised her arm and shot a small arrow at the sparrowhawk. If you want to say that this arrow was really accurate, it killed the sparrowhawk at once.
Unexpectedly, when the arrow flew out, it startled the donkey carrying the fruit in the orchard. The donkey was startled, and could not listen to the call of people, and jumped through the garden. Where have the sons and ladies seen this situation, although the little ones protected the two ladies and the sons in time and walked away. However, the second lady was still scared.
Seeing that the second lady was frightened, the third prince immediately ordered the servants in the palace to go up and subdue the frightened donkey. As soon as he came and went, the donkey was so frightened that he jumped out of the orchard and ran out. The donkey was so frightened that the people in the village couldn't catch it.
Then the donkey hit a cow pulling a cart, and the cow was startled. Later, the ox ran off the road and fell into a pit. There was a broken tree in the pit, and the broken tree was even more coincidentally poked in the neck of the cow.
The startled donkey, when he hit the ox earlier, the handle of the ox cart fell out of the cart. Because she was afraid that the donkey would trample on that style, the fourth lady raised her arm again,...... Shot the donkey to death. ”
After Yang Zhuangtou finished speaking, he didn't believe it. But everything he said was true. Thinking back to the chaos of this half day, his head is still in a trance.
Wan Wan didn't believe it, after listening to Yang Zhuangtou's long report, she came to two conclusions: First, the cow died accidentally. Donkeys are killed because they save people. Second, whether it is a cow or a donkey, they are not old and dead, let alone sick and dead. The quality of the meat is infinitely closer to peace of mind and tenderness.
Wan Wan swallowed her saliva and said in her heart: It's amazing my dear sister-in-law. It was not in vain that she lent her places and people.
Feng Qingcheng listened from the sidelines and also came to a conclusion: this pot actually belonged to several of their brothers and sisters.
The sparrowhawk was raised by him in Zhuangzi, and the dried meat that attracted the sparrowhawk was given by Feng Qingxun, and the second time the donkey was frightened because Feng Yaniang was frightened, Feng Songniang shot arrows twice, and once scared the donkey and killed the donkey once. And because of this frightened donkey, another cow died.
That's why this Zhuang head peeked at him again and again. Feng Qingcheng understood this reason, so he glanced at the head of the village.
Although the facts were expounded, Yang Zhuangtou's heart was still empty. At this time, Feng Qingcheng looked at it like this, and it was naturally misunderstood that this glance was a warning from the Hou Ye.
That sparrowhawk is the source of this series of chaotic incidents, but that sparrowhawk is Hou Ye's.
Yang Zhuang's heart trembled, but he was not so afraid. In his view, everything in the world is one thing descending from one thing. How can Master Hou not be provoked, isn't there still a lady by his side? He prides himself on being a clear-eyed person, and he can see clearly who will say anything in this Hou Mansion in the future. That's why he dared to tell the truth.
Of course, there is another important reason: he didn't have the courage to lie in front of the Heavenly Gate General Catch.
At this moment, Feng Qingcheng looked over, so he pretended not to see it, and asked Wan Wan for instructions with a capable look: "Madam, how should this matter be handled?" ”
How to deal with it?
Wan Wan became excited, she rubbed her hands and said, "That donkey, the skin is taken to the pharmacy to change Ejiao, the meat is used for fire, and the donkey bones are ...... If your child likes to make toys out of this, let them take it for themselves. ”
After a pause, Wan Wan asked, "What color donkey?" ”
Yang Zhuangtou listened to this "disposal" and his face was already sluggish, where was there still half a point of lean appearance. Out of the fear of Wan Wan in his heart, even if he was very sluggish at the moment, he instinctively answered Wan Wan's question, "Black." ”
Wan Wan was very satisfied, "Keep the donkey's hooves, go to the Taoist temple or the goddess's house and ask to see if anyone buys this." The cow ......."
Speaking of cows, Wan Wan became more and more excited, "The cowhide is taken away, and I look back to make a few pairs of boots." A few large pieces of meat from each part were sent over, and the rest was stewed on the spot with the bones, and everyone shared them. Go for it. ”
After finishing speaking, Wan Wan got up, and said to Zhu Luan behind her while walking out: "Have you invited Lang Zhong, have you cooked the soup to calm your mind?" ”
She asked without a beginning or an end, but Zhu Luan understood quickly, and immediately replied: "I have invited Lang Zhong to come and see, just like Lang Zhong on Zhuangzi said, only the second lady was a little frightened." Three servings of the soup have been boiled, and they have been sent separately. ”
Wan Wan gave Zhu Luan an an appreciative look. At this moment, the master and servant had already walked out of the door, and Wan Wan seemed to suddenly remember something, turned around and came back to Yang Zhuangtou and said, "Donkey meat also remember to send some back." ”
After instructing Wan Wan, she continued to run in the direction of Qi Ao Zhai, and went to find a spatula to explore thousands of ways to eat beef.
Yang Zhuangtou had the heart to remind him that he was not asking about this disposal method. But he couldn't remind Wan Wan of anything, so he only shrank his body and bowed to send Wan Wan away. And then it's completely messy and stupid.
Feng Qingcheng watched Wan Wan's figure quickly disappear into the night, and a smile appeared on his face. He took a few sips of tea slowly, then put down the teacup and said to the stupid Yang Zhuangtou: "Go to the account office first to pay some silver, and tomorrow take my handwritten letter to the government to report and pay the fine." Then do as Madame says. ”
After giving the order, Feng Qingcheng also got up and walked in the direction of Qi Ao Zhai.
The light and shadow and the moonlight reflected on him together, making it more and more elegant and luxurious, and the style was unparalleled.
At this moment, what appeared in Yang Zhuangtou's heart was no longer the regret of the embroidered pillow, but a warm touch: their Hou Ye was actually reliable.