Chapter 135: A pair of brain deficiency contestants
Zhang Hao exclaimed, if this punch hits a person? Awesome, my... Uh, it's supposed to be a cow's flower!
Tian Chunhua looked at Zhang Hao's expression, and her heart also relaxed, it seemed that the master was very satisfied, she opened her mouth to explain: "The main reason is that my practice time is still too short, and the power of boxing has not been fully exerted. If I continue to practice for half a year to a year, I will definitely be able to advance to the martial artist level, and at that time, the power of the fist technique will at least double. ”
Zhang Hao is even more satisfied, although Tian Chunhua is not a genius, but in the initial stage of martial arts training, she is much better than Zhang Hao, an illiterate martial artist, and there should be no major deviation in this judgment.
It seems that the power of this opening fist method is not as earthy as the name!
In fact, Zhang Hao was just misled by the nickname of "One Punch to Open the Mountain" in Daxia's martial arts novels, and subconsciously felt that people were just turtles.
Now that the Iron Cloth Shirt and the Kaishan Boxing Technique have seen the effect, he finally cares about the real point: "What, what about the Golden Cicada Gong you practiced?" ”
Well, Zhang Hao changed the name of the silkworm to Jin Cicada Gong in order for these two people not to pay attention to leaking the secret to Tiehu, so as to hide people's eyes.
Asked this, Shi Erniu suddenly became happy, and smiled: "Childe, your martial arts are so annoying!" I've only been practicing for a few days, and I feel like I'm getting smarter. ”
Zhang Hao was shocked: "What? Do you think you're getting smarter? ”
As a result, Shi Erniu's face was full of happiness: "That's right." I'll tell you, Childe. I've learned addition and subtraction within 10 now, right? Unbelief...... Well, Huahua, you test me. ”
Zhang Hao almost wanted to smash the tea bowl in his hand on the face of this stupid cow: MMP! Is this martial arts given by labor and management a preschool textbook in Daxia? Can you use addition and subtraction within ten? Do you want to memorize the ninety-nine multiplication table for me next? You're a street boy!
And Tian Chunhua immediately said: "Two plus five equals..."
"Seven!" Shi Erniu's face was full of pride.
"Three plus eight ......"
"Eleven."
"Nine plus six ......"
"Uh, that's the same as... A baker's dozen? ”
Zhang Hao's face was dark when he heard it on the side, go to the mud Mara Gobi! Are you getting smarter?
What kind of player is this? (This question is from "The King's Life")
Over there, Tian Chunhua obviously found that the answer was wrong, and hurriedly spoke: "It's fourteen!" Why do you always miscalculate this question? ”
Zhang Hao: I now have 10,000 MMPs in my stomach to say to you two fools!
After Tian Chunhua finished speaking, Shi Erniu said confidently: "I will be multiplied by the ninety-nine table, son, if you don't believe me, I will recite it to you." One by one gets one, one by two is two...... Twenty-seven one-eighteen, three-seven-twenty-four..."
Soul light! How dare you memorize a multiplication table? What the hell are you two players!
"Stop!" Zhang Hao finally couldn't help it, he was afraid that if he listened to it again, he would really can't help but put the coffee table around him on the door of these two heads.
What the hell is this called getting smarter? These two goods have become cerebral deficiency patients, right?
Fortunately, Athena comforted him: "Your Excellency Zhang Hao, the brain activity of the two of them has increased significantly, and their brains now have a trace amount of neural stem cell generation. ”
Zhang Hao was taken aback.
Although the performance of the two of them just now can be called a disaster, but think about what they were like before? That is, when you get a book, you doze off when you look at the words. It's only been twenty days now, and they've been able to learn a certain amount of math, well, even if it's wrong, it's a miracle for them.
And what is the concept of having a new neural stem cell generation in the brain? Human brain neural stem cells are dying all the time, and in addition to the development of people when they are young, the subsequent brain neural stem cells are basically gradually dying, and there will be no new generation of such stem cells.
In a sense, this is a natural lock on the brain (the scientific party, please take it seriously, it is by default).
Want to be smart? Hehe, the development and growth of children are destined, and most of the so-called enlightenment when they grow up is just to find the right direction of their efforts and know what their talents are.
What is Zhang Hao missing? Isn't it just that the IQ is excellent and the brain power is insufficient?
Otherwise, why would he bother cultivating that primordial mage that took one hundred and fifty years to promote? Otherwise, why would he still be reading a math book in his third year of high school?
Zhang Hao didn't lose his mind in joy, now it's just the beginning, let's continue to observe the cultivation results of these two brain deficiency disorder subordinates. At least it depends on them to cultivate for more than a year, and even expand the number of experimental items for cultivating this Golden Cicada Gong.
For example, Yehua's two sons? They are much smarter than Shi Erniu and his family, so they can also make a comparison when they cultivate.
made up his mind, Zhang Hao drove out the two elementary school scumbag level players in front of him, and he was upset when he looked at it.
Zhang Hao thinks that after practicing this golden cicada skill, he will not always miscalculate even high school mathematics, right? After all, the cruel reality of Shi Erniu and his family is in the front.
After making up his mind, Zhang Hao simply asked Shi Erniu to call Ye Hua and his wife over.
Ye Hua has not seen him for many days, he has been the groom official for many days, and has basically established his authority in the big courtyard, he is similar to the work of the director of the discipline department, who dare not respect him?
Ye Hua and his wife stepped forward to salute respectfully, and even the amplitude and speed of their bows were more exquisite than Shi Erniu's and their sons.
Zhang Hao laughed secretly in his heart: These two people are also talents, will giving them the Golden Cicada Gong make him more cunning? We'll see.
At the moment, he didn't talk nonsense, took out a copy of Jin Cicada Gong, and gave a general explanation to Shi Erniu.
Ye Hua was surprised and delighted in her heart, with such strict rules, it must be a martial art.
Suppressing the idea of looking at it on the spot, Ye Hua saluted solemnly: "Ye Hua understands, please rest assured." I will definitely cultivate hard and live up to my son's expectations. ”
Zhang Hao smiled and nodded, muttering in his heart: No matter what, Ye Hua and his family are such smart people, they won't come to perform single-digit addition and subtraction and ninety-nine multiplication tables after practicing, right?
Ye Hua and the two left happily and excitedly, Zhang Hao looked at their disappearing backs and smiled lightly.
What are the thoughts of these two people, Zhang Hao knows it clearly through monitoring, and he is very satisfied with the recent work results of these two people.
On the night of the third day of his return, Zhang Hao said goodbye to the three little ones and disappeared from the door in their reluctant eyes.
Little Lori had tears in her eyes, and she was faintly crying: "Brother, doesn't the master like us anymore?" Why didn't you take us this time? Last time he brought us here. ”
Heidouding was also a little disappointed, but he shook his head and said firmly: "We are not strong enough to help the master." Therefore, the master is afraid that we will be in danger with the past, and he loves us. ”