Is the Buddha shaking?

Tang Jun felt that it was a bit like.

Otherwise, participating in a ten-case big competition will make people like others after a few abuses, and the normal logic of this thing is a bit unreasonable.

But whether people shake M or not has little to do with him.

Anyway, he has his senior sister, and his senior sister is still a relatively gentle person except for occasionally shouting to beat him unexpectedly, and she won't let him awaken this attribute.

Hey?

Hit him?

There seemed to be something wrong, Tang Jun tilted his head.

Shaking his head and throwing some bad thoughts out of his mind, Tang Jun looked at the Buddha, "So..... You were beaten twice by the Heavenly Witch, and you have a deep affection for people? ”

A strange look flashed on the Buddha's face, looking at Tang Jun's noncommittal smile, without admitting or denying it.

Tang Jun glanced at him suspiciously, it couldn't be that this thing fell in love at first sight, and was captured by Su Wen..... Phew, a monk's heart, right?

Although Su Wen is beautiful and there are not a few people who like her, he still thinks ...... Compared with Su Wen, the Heavenly Witch should be more likely to arouse the liking of the monk in front of her.

As for the Daozi.....

Hehe, don't be funny, first of all, the Daozi comes from the Taishang Dao, and secondly, ..... Daozi is a man.

"Amitabha, the poor monk saw that Lord Lu's breath was weak, and his state was different, as if he was seriously injured.

Today, the poor monk came uninvited and took the liberty of disturbing the two benefactors.

There is a Bodhi Golden Pill here, I think it should help the situation of the Lu donor, and I hope that the two donors will not refuse. ”

"Bodhi Jindan?"

Tang Jun's eyes lit up, this kind of top-grade elixir of Buddhism, even when it was once extremely brilliant, it was not easy for him to get one as a sword of the Sword Sect, let alone now.

The most important thing is the situation of his senior sister, he knows that it was the magic sword forged by his demon mind that injured the origin, and his body and soul were almost broken, and he completely relied on the twins with the magic sword to maintain his life.

But even so, I'm afraid that the time that can accompany him is only a hundred or a thousand years.

And now, this pill of Buddhism Bodhi Golden Pill happens to have a miraculous effect on nourishing the body and nourishing the soul, and it is no problem to get such a pill, not to mention a complete recovery, at least to get his senior sister out of the danger that may be scattered at any time.

Therefore, although Tang Jun does not like to owe favors to others, he has no way to excuse himself in the face of the gifts given by the Buddha.

"Bodhi Jindan, just what we need, I can't refuse.

The kindness of the Buddha today Tang Jun is remembered in his heart, but in the future, he will have what he needs, and he will do what he can. ”

Although he temporarily believed that the Buddha had no malicious intent, he did not say that he had complete 100% trust in the Buddha.

Who knows if he will have a plan for his grace today, so he didn't say it all.

If he can't do anything, but if he can't do it, don't blame him for resigning when the time comes.

"Kenko is polite."

The Buddha smiled indifferently, and handed the jade bottle containing a Bodhi Golden Pill to Tang Jun, Tang Jun took the jade bottle and opened it, and a burst of rich medicinal fragrance spread, just smelling it made people can't help but feel shocked.

The surrounding plants and trees grew even more wildly under this scent, and a few plants and trees that were close to each other turned into spirits between breaths.

Just by the smell Tang Jun can be sure that this must be the top elixir of Buddhism and Taoism, the Bodhi Golden Pill.

"Senior sister, come and eat the pill."

Tang Jun took out the pill and sent it to Lu Yaoyao's mouth.

Lu Yaoyao looked at him, his lips moved, and finally he didn't say the words of refusal.

In fact, from the perspective of her heart, she hoped that Tang Jun could keep this pill, in case he was seriously injured in the future, it could also be used to save his life.

It's just that she also knows that even if she says it herself, it is impossible for her junior brother to agree with her own thoughts.

Therefore, she did not say these words, which only increased the unhappiness of her junior brother.

At the same time, she didn't hesitate to give her little junior brother the pill that could save her life at such a critical moment, and she couldn't help but feel a burst of sweetness in her heart, only feeling that she had paid before.... It's all worth it.

Nodding, Lu Yaoyao opened her mouth, Tang Jun's hand shook slightly, and the pill flew towards her mouth.

At the same time, at the moment when none of the three people present reacted, a white shadow flashed.

The three of them felt a flower in front of them, and there was an extra figure in front of them.

And Lu Yaoyao opened her mouth before she could close it, but the elixir that Tang Jun fed into her mouth was not swallowed by her as she wished.

For a moment, the three pairs of eyes looked at the figure that suddenly appeared in front of them.

After looking closely, Tang Jun found that the one who had messed in again was still a monk.

The same white monk's robe, a bald boy shining in the sun, his face full of Buddha nature, and his eyes flashed with cunning, I don't know if it was an illusion.

At the first glance of this monk, Tang Jun actually had an urge to beat him.

"Amitabha."

Seeing that the three people present looked at him without saying a word, the monk pronounced a Buddha horn, breaking the embarrassment in the field.

"Dare to ask this donor, is there a grudge against this female donor?"

The monk took the lead and looked at Tang Jun and asked.

Tang Jun was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help frowning, "I and my senior sister depend on each other for life and death, how can we have a grudge?" ”

The monk sneered, opened his palm, and the three of them looked at his palm, but saw that in the palm of his hand, it was the pill that should have been sent into Lu Yaoyao's mouth.

"Since there is no hatred, why did the donor put this female benefactor to death?"

Tang Jun: "......"

Lu Yaoyao: "......."

Buddha: "......"

Listening to the monk's serious questioning, the three people present were all confused, okay?

Especially the Buddha, if it weren't for the fact that he had cultivated a fairly good Buddha heart after years of practice, he couldn't help but scold his mother.

Putting people to death?

This is such a big hat, if this is buckled on his head, he will never be able to tell it in his life.

But.....

This little monk who has wandered in, are you so blind?

Do you even know what this elixir in your palm is?

Bodhi Jindan!

This is the top elixir of Buddhism, Bodhi Jindan.

Even if it is a strong person at the Dao level, even if it is a true Buddha, it can enhance the physique and soul by a few points, and it can nourish the body and nourish the soul, which has a miraculous effect on the recovery of injuries to the body and soul.

There are almost too many effects of Bodhi Jindan to count, but none of them can cause people to be mortal enemies.

Even..... Bodhi Jindan does not even have side effects, and all the effects are beneficial to the human body.

How is it that such an elixir has become a poison that kills people after it reaches your mouth?

Everyone is a monk, how can you, a monk, smear people's innocence out of thin air?

The Buddha wanted to scold his mother very much, and Tang Jun wanted to scold his mother even more.

Who is Lu Yaoyao? That's his eldest sister.

is not only his senior sister, but also the person who accompanied him all the way to the rise when he was at his very end.

She accompanied her to see the prosperity of the world, and also accompanied him to taste the coarse tea of SLR.

Once accompanied by the rivers and lakes, they can also be with each other.

In order to prevent him from completely falling into the devil's path, she once blocked the magic sword in his hand at the cost of her life, so that she ended up now.

And most importantly..... She is the person he likes, from beginning to end, there is only one person in his heart, and there will only be one person by his side - it is her.

So..... Even if the world bears her, he won't bear her.

Even if he loses the world, he won't lose her.

He.... How could he want to put her to death?

So..... Looking at the monks who swore to do their duty, Tang Jun wanted to beat people more than the Buddha.

But in the end, both Buddha and Tang Jun resisted this impulse.

After all..... This monk was able to conceal their perception and snatch the Bodhi Golden Pill before they could react, and his strength was definitely not weak.

Of course, they are not afraid that they will be beaten if they can't be beaten.

Mainly..... After all, it is a dignified Buddha and a dignified sword, representing the majesty of the Ten Great Divine Sects and the former Ten Great Divine Sects.

In broad daylight, in the middle of the day, being pressed to the ground by an unknown monk and rubbing it..... It's not good-looking, is it?

Who said that a Buddha can't have a good face? In fact, for some reason, he was more reluctant to be pressed to the ground than Jianzi.

So.....

"Amitabha, this ..... Master, I don't know how to say this. ”

Before figuring out the identity and strength of the monk who entered the mess, the Buddha did not risk being pressed to the ground and beat people, resisted the urge to scold his mother, and tried his best to make his expression as kind as possible.

It's just that.....

For the kindness shown by the Buddha, the monk who entered the chaos did not seem to appreciate it.

Looking at the Buddha, the monk frowned slightly.

"Buddha?"

The Buddha clasped his hands together, "Amitabha, the poor monk Shakya, has seen this master." ”

The monk returned the salute and shook his head slightly, "The master can't afford it, but it's a lost little novice in the world."

The poor monk Tang is buried in the fourth place, Tang is the Tang of the third burial of the Tang Dynasty, the fourth is the three plus one of the four of the three burials of the Tang Dynasty, and the burial is the burial of the sky, the burial place, and the burial of the common people. ”

Buddha: "......"

Tang Jun: "......"

Lu Yaoyao: "......"

Seriously, such a strange self-introduction, they have lived for so many years, and it is really the first time they have seen it.

"It turned out to be the Four Burial Mages." couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitched, holding back his desire to complain, the Buddha looked at Tang Sifu, in fact, he had never even heard of this name.

"Dare to ask the four burial mages, just said that the poor monk's elixir will put people to death, I don't know why the mage said this?"

Tang Si Fu looked at the Buddha, his eyes looking up and down on the Buddha's body.

Well, the moon-white monk's robe shows its unique and extraordinary taste.

Tang Sifu always felt that the monks who wore monk's robes of this color were the most tasteful among the monks.

For this alone, his master let him have more in-depth exchanges with him, and Tang Sifu felt that they would definitely have a common language.

The monk's clothes are very clean and not stained with dust, which is normal, after all, this is a real Buddha.

In addition to dressing up, looking at the appearance, a big bald head is shiny, and standing with himself is two light emission sources, complementing each other.

Beneath the head, there is a white and beautiful face.

Tang Si Fu has always felt that his first deity, Tang San Fu, has a beautiful face, and the West Heaven has been plagued along the way..... Eh, it is a fascination of thousands of girls, and it can be called the image ambassador among monks.

Therefore, he almost completely inherited the appearance of Tang San's burial, and he was better than the blue after being blue, but there should be no one who can stand out from the right in terms of appearance.

It wasn't until today that he saw his target task that Tang Sifu understood that there is a word in the world - there are mountains outside the mountains, and there are heavens outside the sky.

The monk in front of him had red lips and white teeth, and he had a white face.

Although he didn't hate creatures like Little White Face, after all, he and Tang Sanfu both belonged to the category of Little White Face.

But the monk in front of him is whiter and more beautiful than him.

This..... made Tang Si's impression of the Buddha unconsciously lowered.

After all..... All the monks in this world who are more beautiful than him are enemies, and there is no need to discuss.

So..... Regarding the task given to him by his master, Tang Sifu no longer had any psychological burden in his heart at this moment.

Who made you look better than a poor monk, who doesn't fool you?

Look how the poor monk fooled you and made you lame.

That is to say, if you are a monk, if you don't have an Adam's apple on your neck and two more pieces of meat on your chest, the poor monk can fool your whole person.

Regarding the fact that Tang Si was buried because he was better looking than him, the Buddha regarded himself as an imaginary enemy.

It's just that Tang Sifu couldn't help but feel a little hairy when he saw it.

"Four Burial Mages?"

"Huh?"

Tang Sifu came back to his senses, "The Buddha is asking, why did the poor monk say that this pill is putting people to death?" ”

The Buddha nodded, and Tang Jun also looked at him with displeasure.

Tang Si shook the pill in his hand, "Dare to ask the Buddha, what kind of pill is this?" ”

The Buddha was speechless for a while, you don't even know what kind of elixir this is?

Isn't that just adding to the chaos? I don't know what kind of elixir this is, how do you know that this elixir will eat the dead?

We may believe that other pills have side effects to eat dead people, but this is a recognized Bodhi golden pill without side effects, you say that this pill will eat dead people?

I'm afraid that if it weren't for this, it would make people laugh to death.

Although he was speechless in his heart, the Buddha still gave the answer, "Bodhi Jindan." ”

It turned out that this thing was called Bodhi Jindan, and I smelled the fragrance from afar, and just smelling the smell felt that it was of great help to my enlightenment.

I just don't know if my master can restore it and refine it unilaterally after bringing this Bodhi Golden Pill back.

If he could, he would have a better chance of going further.

These thoughts flashed in his heart, and Tang Si buried his righteous words on his face.

"The poor monk naturally knows that this is the Bodhi Golden Pill, and the poor monk asks you, what is the greatest effect of the Bodhi Golden Pill?"

Well, let's understand the main effect first, although the medicine is good, you can't eat it indiscriminately.

What if it's for infertility?

Although the name Bodhi Jindan and the label of its Buddhist products are a bit far from the effect of full-time infertility, but not afraid of 10,000, I am afraid that if it is not?

The Buddha looked at him suspiciously, do you know that this is the Bodhi Golden Pill? But your two questions in quick succession don't look like you know this elixir.

If it weren't for the fact that you seem to be stronger than me, I'd really have to doubt it.

Looking at Tang Si's burial suspiciously, the Buddha said the main effect of the Bodhi Golden Pill, "Nourish the body and nourish the soul." ”

Tang Sifu nodded, then it was not bad.

I belong to a newborn, although I am congenitally very sufficient, but the day after tomorrow flies too fast, this pill can just help me nourish, and it is really effective for myself to go further.

With a big set of minds in his heart, Tang Sifu glanced at the three people present, ready to start his performance.

"I actually know that this is the top elixir of Buddhism, Bodhi Golden Pill, so do you know what the physical condition of this female benefactor is?

If I am not mistaken, this female benefactor was injured by the demonic means, her soul was scattered, her body was on the verge of shattering, and she was even haunted by demonic energy.

The most amazing thing is that the reason why this female benefactor can still maintain a glimmer of life now seems to be precisely because of the demonic qi that has caused her to fall into today's situation. ”

Tang San's funeral was fluttering, but Tang Jun and the Buddha's faces changed in an instant.

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