Feng Laonong thought we were joking with him at first, but he didn't expect to be pointed at his head by two pistols in an instant. Suddenly frightened, the whole body was like sifting chaff. His eyes were fixed on the gun in my hand, and he said to me in a trembling voice: "Lao Fei, I have something to say." "

I didn't expect Feng Laonong to look so awesome and coaxing, and he was a soldier, and it is said that he was still a backup soldier during the Vietnam War. It's so embarrassing now. "Give me less set! Tell me, what about the Ming Instrument? Where are you hiding? "I asked a series of questions.

"I'm a brother~~ I really don't know anything." Feng Lao Nong sweated all over his face. Staring at me. "I walked around the tomb for a long time, and I didn't see anything, and when I was lying on my stomach on it, I heard gunshots, and then I heard the sound of glass bottles breaking, and I felt that you might be here. I made a hole and came down to see if it was you. I didn't expect to be caught by you."

I listened to his explanation as I lifted my hand to scratch my scalp.

When Feng Laonong was explaining, he saw my hand raised and thought I was going to shoot him. instinctively stepped back, but Wu Feifei pulled his hair and couldn't escape. At this point, I noticed that his legs were shaking. Then I saw that his green torn pants seemed to be wet.

Then I understood that this guy was so scared that he peed his pants. Ha ha. I really didn't expect it. Forty-year-olds, just so scared, pee their pants.

I couldn't help laughing, handed the gun to Feng Laonong, and let him see that the gun's insurance was not opened at all.

Feng Lao Nong smiled when he saw me, and then saw that the gun safety was closed. Immediately understood what was going on. And Wu Feifei saw that I was not joking with Feng Lao Nong, so he also shot his hand, and handed the gun to Feng Lao Nong at the same time. When we looked at it, it turned out that Wu Feifei's pistol magazine had already been taken out, and he just pointed the empty gun at the old peasant.

Feng Laonong grabbed the collar of my clothes and scolded: "You little bastard! Dare to entertain you, Master Feng! What about smoke? What about Red Panda Smoke? "

I smiled and pushed away Old Farmer Feng and said, "Brother Old Farmer, you are still thinking about smoking, you should change your pants quickly, this tomb is cold, be careful to freeze your precious eggs."

Feng Laonong's face was red and white, and he didn't care. Turn around and take out a pair of torn pants from your backpack, turn your face away, take off the pee-soaked pants, and replace them with torn pants.

After changing, he sat on the ground, waved his hand at me and said, "Little ancestor, give me one of your cigarettes, but it will kill me." "

Wu Feifei and I snickered all the time, and then sat next to Feng Laonong, and I reached out and handed him an economic cigarette that didn't have a handle. Feng Lao Nong was unhappy and said, "Don't you have a red panda?" If you don't give me a good cigarette, let me smoke this kind of broken cigarette? "

"Where's the little fart panda! Lao Tzu was dreaming of smoking a red panda just now, holding a zippo, and soaking my sister in love. I was woken up by a pig cry from your boy. "I handed Wu Feifei a cigarette as I spoke." You should smoke this economic cigarette slowly, I only have a dozen in my pocket. "

Feng Laonong's eyes flashed when he heard me. There was a hint of delight. But his eyes flashed, and then he showed a look of disappointment, and I could see this little action of his. "I thought you really had a red panda in the smoke, it turned out to be a dream, you kid can really be funny."

The three of us were smoking and talking, but in fact, it was not the three of us who were talking, but Feng Laonong was constantly jumping on his foaming star. The two of us sat next to him and listened to his experience along the way.