I came out of Tianshui Restaurant and was about to sit down, when Sister Ying suddenly stopped me.

"After all this time, aren't you going to go home?"

Go home?

Hehe, do I have a home?

"You've been living at Uncle Chubby's house for a week, your parents must be in a hurry to find you!"

Can they find me, and they have my son in their eyes? Those two careless people, I'm afraid they didn't forget me a long time ago!

"I ran away from home and wanted me to go back, no way!"

"There's no way for you to go on like this, are you interrupting to stay at Uncle Chubby's house all the time?"

"What's not to do, his family has so many empty houses. Chubby, does your uncle think I'm eating and drinking? ”

"Uh, this!" Qin Xiaopang wiped the cold sweat on his head, "Probably not!" ”

Well, people don't mind, what's wrong with me continuing to live? Living in Uncle Chubby's house, the cool floor is secondary, the key is to have a full meal!

"You must be angry with your parents." Sister Ying has nothing to do with my business, "I really don't believe it, uncle and aunt can really forget you!" I'll send you back today, and I'll accompany you to meet them!" ”

Bring sand to the beach!

"I'm an abandoned man by my parents, and you're pushing me into the fire! If you don't go, you won't go, and I won't go if you kill me! ”

I've made up my mind!

"You've been staying at a stranger's house, it's not polite at all. I don't believe in this evil, you have to go to your house with me today, if your uncle and aunt don't want you, I will raise you in the future! ”

Uh, what are these words!

This Yuan Infant Monk, a dignified ghost hunter, can stand on his own, how can he be raised by a girl?

Unless it's four meals a day!

"I ......" I was just about to refuse, but Sister Ying had already clenched my fists, and my metacarpal bones were almost crushed.

"Wow, tap!"

"What did you just want to say?" Sister Ying grabbed my hand and asked me in an unquestioning tone.

"I didn't say anything!" At this time, I really can't mess with her.

***

When she arrived at the door of the familiar "home", Sister Ying stepped forward and knocked on the door.

"Come here, what are you doing standing at the top of the stairs?"

I twisted my head in the other direction.

At this time, you have to pretend that you didn't hear it.

"What are you afraid of. I'm sending you home, even if your parents really treat you badly and drive you out, there is also a sister I will help you reason with them, you are so awkward, can you solve the problem? ”

Hmph, I don't need her to take care of my business!

Sister Ying dragged me to the door: "Wait for me to go in first, explain the situation to them, you wait for me here, and when the time is right, you will come in with you." ”

The door finally opened, and it was a man who had abandoned his own son, and he was the only one at home at this point in time.

"Oh, it's you, Yingying, you're here, rare guest. When your aunt comes back from work, you must stay for dinner! "A man who abandoned his own son was very polite.

"Uncle, look who I'm bringing here!" Sister Ying responded with a smile, then turned to me and said, "Look at your father's memory, how can you say it so badly, isn't this very clear!" Come on in! ”

Despite my resistance, Sister Ying pulled me into the house.

A man who abandoned his own son was stunned at first when he saw me, and then rushed over and grabbed my hand tightly: "I was so surprised, it's you!" ”

Sister Ying on the side saw this scene, showed a relieved smile, and rubbed her slightly moist eyes: "Seeing this scene of father and son reunion, I am really moved!" ”

"You must be Yingying's boyfriend, Raw Face! Yingying is still sensible, with a boyfriend, I know to bring it to my uncle's house, to see my uncle and aunt, come, come into the house and sit, I must stay for dinner! ”

"Well, this ......" Sister Ying was a little confused by this situation for a moment, "Uncle, is this a joke?" ”

I glanced at Sister Ying disdainfully: "How is it, believe me now!" I'll just say, these two people really forgot about their own son! ”

"There must be some misunderstanding, it must be so." Sister Ying still does not give up hope.

A man who had abandoned his own son "invited" us into the house, began to serve tea and water, and when he was settled, he began to chat.

"By the way, how long have you been together? Are you a college classmate? Ready to get married after graduation? ”

A series of questions followed.

"Forehead ......" For a moment, Sister Ying didn't know how to explain.

"This, actually......" Sister Ying was about to explain truthfully, when the door suddenly opened from the outside.

It was a woman who had abandoned her own son!

"The kid is back, look who's here! Yingying brought her boyfriend to meet the two of us, go and cook the two hard dishes! ”

"Oops! Rare Guest! ”

"Forehead ......"

Sister Ying whispered in my ear and asked, "Do your parents like to joke!" ”

"Have you ever seen a joke about treating your own son as a guest?"

These two are clearly serious!

"Uncle, think about it carefully, has you lost something at home recently?"

A man who abandoned his own son thought carefully and patted his thigh: "I remembered!" ”

"That's good, I'm just sending him back......"

Sister Ying was just halfway through her speech, when she was interrupted by a man: "I just remembered that our spatula has been lost for more than a month." You don't know, my family hasn't eaten stir-fry for a month, so I can only make soup and drink! ”

"Hey, won't you buy another one if you lose the spatula, do you have a stomachache after drinking soup for a month?"

Can the setting of this person's brain circuit be a little more nonsense? The spatula is not embarrassed to make the whole hard dish?

"Yes!" A man slapped his thigh again, "I'm going to buy one!" ”

Hey, that's not a critical question at all, okay!

"Uncle, think about it again, is your son lost? Take a closer look, is this your son Tianyu? ”

A certain man looked at me carefully, and finally suddenly woke up: "Tianyu, it's really you, where have you been for so many days?" But it's a mess for me and your mother, you see you're not at home these days, you're hungry and thin! ”

Hehe, still come with me?

If I believe this, there must be ghosts in this world!

"What have you been through these days, and you don't say hello when you leave? Why did you become Yingying's boyfriend? ”

Forehead! Who became her boyfriend, this is obviously your own brain, okay, no one admitted it!

Why can't this be explained?

"Uncle, since I've sent him back, my mission is complete, I'll go first!" When Sister Ying saw this scene, she decisively turned around and went downstairs to leave.

"Son, it's great that you're back!"

"Huh!" I have nothing more to say.

"Son, you won't be angry with your father! It's me who is not good, will I ask your mother to stew your big elbow tonight? ”

"Humph! Don't think a big elbow will impress me! I decisively stated my attitude, "I want two!" ”

"Okay, you go downstairs and buy a spatula!"

"Okay!"