Chapter 63: A Joke That Isn't Funny [Second Update]

"Did Ai Hui learn embroidery from Master Han Yuqin?" Lou Lan was very happy: "It's really good." Ai Hui, embroidery is well practiced, and it will be very profitable. ”

Bang bang bang, the remaining sand clouds turned into large and small "money" words, and the mica in the gravel sparkled under the refraction of the eye, flying like water waves in front of Ai Hui.

"Make money!" Ai Hui's eyes turned green when he heard these two words.

Immediately after seeing the glittering word "money" flying in front of him, Ai Hui's blood rushed straight to his brain.

"How do you make money with embroidery?"

Ai Hui blurted out that as long as the word "money" was mentioned, he had no resistance. Whatever calmness and concentration, all go aside! In the past, he was not such a person who saw money, but the huge debt of 80 million yuan was a big mountain that pressed on him. As a direct result, as long as money is mentioned now, he involuntarily churns in his blood.

"Embroidery has a wide range of uses. Loulan, who is a good teacher, continued: "Modern embroidery was born from the refining of magic weapons in the ancient world of cultivation. At the time of Guda, cultivators would refine the prohibition and formation into special materials, which were named magic weapons. Modern embroidery is derived from this. But in modern times, spiritual power has disappeared and Yuan power has risen. The properties of the materials have also been turned upside down. The prohibition of the Xiuzhen era has expired, but later we found out that the desolate beasts and plants are completely different from the Xiuzhen era, they are born with prohibitions, so they have become the main materials of the present. The grass sword that Ai Hui used before was made of Jian Mao. ”

"Their innate prohibition is the prohibition that can be stimulated by the Yuan Force, which we call the Yuan Trace, which means the traces left by the laws of heaven and earth. Whether a material is useful or not depends on whether it has meta marks. However, the innate element marks are not perfect, some are mutilated, some are deformed, and the naturally perfect element marks are very rare. Therefore, the traces of these materials need to be further improved by the maker, which is the biggest role of embroidery!"

Ai Hui listened attentively, and his heart was a little abrupt, no wonder he saw so many swords in the embroidery workshop.

Regarding Yuan Zhen, when he was in the wilderness, he had also heard Master Yuan Xiu mention it from time to time. But I didn't understand it very much, and it wasn't until today's Loulan's explanation that many doubts in my heart were solved.

He couldn't help asking: "Embroidery can change the Yuan mark?"

"Yes, especially plants. At first, everyone thought about whether to change the trace by painting, but later found that this method is not very good. Regardless of whether the Celestial Scar is perfect or not, as long as it is a Celestial Scar, it will have its own unique meta-force field. They are self-contained and repel other materials rich in elemental power. The paint of the painting, which is repelled and difficult to adhere to. Speaking of which, there's a joke here, Ai Hui, do you want to hear it?"

"Loulan still tells jokes?" Ai Hui was taken aback.

"I saw it in a book. Lou Lan's slightly smug voice sounded in the sand clouds.

"You say. ”

"In the past, the refining of grass soldiers, potion drawing was the most popular method. ”

The "money", "money" and "money" in the sky turned into a puff of yellow sand again, part of the yellow sand became a villain, and the other part of the yellow sand became a small sand sword, and the little sand man buried his head in the sword and drew a picture.

Ai Hui's eyes are straight, is it a live performance?

How do you feel that Loulan is getting smarter and smarter? This is an illusion!

"At that time, the level was still very backward, and it was necessary to cover the earth and pour the blade, that is, after repairing and improving the Yuan Marks with a unique potion, it was necessary to cover the entire sword body with moist yellow mud, and then use a silver mist slurry rich in gold yuan power to pour over the yellow mud. Therefore, when Yuan Xiu went to the battlefield at that time, he must be followed by a chariot, and there were two large jars on the cart, one jar was yellow mud, and the other jar was silver mist. ”

The yellow sand suddenly dispersed, and turned into a group of small men rushing forward with swords in hand, and a chariot followed, on which were placed two large jars.

"When you encounter a wild beast. ”

Bang, a puff of yellow sand turned into a group of wild beasts, colliding with the villain.

"The battle was fierce, and the fight was fighting, and hey, the paint on the sword body fell off. Without saying a word, the soldier drew another blade of grass to block the enemy's attack. Take the opportunity to throw the grass sword that dropped the potion in his hand and throw it back into the car. The pharmacist in the car took the grass sword, dipped it in the yellow muddy water, dipped it in the silver mist slurry, and then threw it back, and then shouted, Okay, next!"

Huang Sha vividly interpreted the whole process, the little sand man on the chariot was busy, and the little sand sword flew around in the air.

"Then, at one point, they came across a large herd of wild beasts. ”

The yellow sand changed into a lot of wild beasts, and the sand and rocks flew behind the wild beasts, and the momentum was impressive.

Ai Hui watched it with relish, and it was very vivid.

"The battle is fierce. ”

Ping Pong, the two sides fought, the sand sword flew around at a faster speed, and the little sand man on the battlefield was so busy that his feet did not touch the ground.

As a result, the pharmacist died of exhaustion. ”

The little sandman on the chariot snapped and hung on the cart.

Ai Hui dragged his chin and looked at it vigorously, but suddenly all of them stopped, and couldn't help but subconsciously ask, "And then?"

"No more. Lou Lan returned to her original form, tilted her head and looked at Ai Hui, a little strange: "Isn't it funny? Why doesn't Ai Hui laugh?"

Ai Hui said honestly: "It's not too funny. ”

Loulan was a little surprised: "Loulan thought it was funny, and the book said that this was the top ten jokes of the year." ”

Ai Hui coughed lightly: "Loulan, let's go on to talk about embroidery." ”

Loulan, who can't tell jokes, is a normal Loulan. Ai Hui noticed a detail, Loulan's deformation level seemed to be getting more and more powerful, and all of these villains who changed this time were vivid.

Ai Hui thought of other things, deformation is a more common means of sand puppets, and it is also a more effective means. Almost all sand puppets can be deformed, but there are not many people who are as good as Loulan. If it is used in battle, it must be very powerful.

Loulan's level of intelligence is really high, and the level of deformation is the most important test of the sand puppet's intelligence.

Maybe he can strengthen Loulan's cultivation in this area? Loulan's spiritual intelligence is so high, and the transformation must be able to be practiced even more powerfully, and at that time, just by virtue of the transformation, he can play a great role in the battle.

This thought flashed through Ai Hui's mind and disappeared.

Ai Hui felt that he was really thinking too much, Loulan was a sand puppet of life, don't lead him to the battlefield. The battlefield is so cruel, even he himself may not be able to come out alive.

Ai Hui secretly reminded himself that this place was no longer wild, and he had begun a life completely different from the past three years.

Fighting is not the whole of life, at least for Loulan, it is enough to be able to boil soup and clean.

Leave the battle to someone like yourself who is used to killing.

Ai Hui had a sunny smile on his face.