[72] Second Brother Su is in the house
After a long time, the golden crow on the horizon jumped up, and the young man with extraordinarily distinct facial features on the ground squinted at the blue sky, raised his foot and kicked at the man next to him, "Fang Cai, when I checked my sister's pulse in the carriage, I found that the muscles and veins around her body were as normal. ”
"It seems that this time with the troops, in addition to arranging troops and raiding thousands of miles, Youdu has learned a lot." These words came out of the mouth of the graceful man beside Xi Xuan, not showing appreciation, but with a hint of mockery.
"That's not as good as Second Brother Su, seeing the person you like get hurt, you can still feel guilty." Xi Xuan also did not show weakness, "Could it be that if you get married in the future, Second Brother Su will not be able to do it in the master?" ”
"Good idea." When Xi Xuan said this, Su Musha's heart was half lightened by the shame, "After your allocation, I will definitely urge your sister to practice martial arts diligently in the future, with Yue'er's understanding, coupled with the martial arts classics in the Jixia School Palace, it must be the first in the world, and it is not difficult." ”
"Then I will be the husband of the number one man in the world!" Su Mu said this, and there was a smug and complacent look on his face, as if he had married the number one woman in the world that day, and they were proud of the group together.
Xi Xuan raised his foot again and kicked at the man in front of him who had a good skin, he really wanted to show the scoundrel appearance of Su Musha in front of him to the women in the imperial capital who were obsessed with him, so that they could polish their eyes in the future.
The young man laughed angrily: "Just like you, you want to enter my sister's eyes, unless you are in a dream." ”
Su Musha heard this, but he smiled silently.
Suddenly, a bird flew by, with an insect in its mouth, and stopped on a cypress tree in the courtyard to feed the young birds in the nest.
Seeing this, Xi Xuan turned his head and asked, as if he had suddenly thought of something, "What happened to the four children in the car before?" ”
Especially among the four people, there is also a seven or eight-year-old child, who looks like Mu Yi.
"Do you still remember Yuzhou Taishou, Song Liangan?" Su Mu covered his body and raised his sleeves to brush off the dust on his body, "Half a month ago, Yuzhou Taishou Mansion was looted by thieves, and along with the gold and silver, there was also an account book that recorded the corruption of Song Liangan and many officials. ”
"It turned out to be that old man!" Xi Xuan tilted his head and asked with a smile: "Understand so clearly, what did you do?" ”
"Such empty words must not be nonsense." Su Mu covered the corners of his lips slightly, looked at Xi Xuan with deep eyes, and the smile on his face was like that cunning fox, "If Song Liang'an's style is not right, it is reasonable to have a thief to do the right thing for heaven." ”
"You can also come up with such a yin damage trick as sending **, this Song Lao'er is not a thing! No matter how many enemies there are, it is not surprising! Xi Xuan's left thumb pressed down on the remaining three fingers, making a crackling sound, as if he was pinching Song Liangan's neck.
**, it is a handsome boy for men to vent and enjoy.
The emperor of the previous dynasty was very fond of handsome young children, and the eunuchs of the court at that time not only followed suit, but also selected a large number of young boys from the people to present to the emperor for pleasure and ravage.
According to legend, in the last years of Emperor Hai's reign, he saw in a dream that he was pregnant like a harem concubine and gave birth to Lin'er.
When Emperor Hai woke up, he summoned the chief of Qintian, Shi, to inquire about the good luck of this dream.
The chief of the Qintian Prison did not dare to disobey the emperor, but only obeyed the holy will and said: "Since ancient times, there has never been a saying that a man is pregnant, so it can be seen that this is the love of the saint who deeply feels the heavens, so it is so auspicious for the saint to come." ”
Emperor Hai was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately ordered the imperial doctor to take care of the ** every day.
But after three months, there was still no movement in the abdomen, so Emperor Hai called the imperial doctor to ask the reason.
The imperial doctor only said that ** as a man, he cannot become pregnant.
Supervisor Shi of Qintian was afraid of causing disaster to his own body, and colluded to design a "slippery tire", but he only said that the imperial doctor's medical skills were not perfect, and he failed to save the fetus in his womb.
When Emperor Hai heard this, he was furious and ordered the killing of the nine imperial doctors, and hung his eyes in the harem, ordering him to witness the auspicious fortune of the day.
Since then, Emperor Hai has the idea of pregnancy in his heart, like a seed taking root in his heart, growing rapidly, so that when he accidentally bumped into the farmer when he went out of the palace to take out the lamb from the belly of a deadly ewe, he already had all the ideas in his heart.
After returning to the palace, Emperor Hai immediately ordered all the ** in the palace to be summoned to the front, and ordered the imperial doctor to disembowelize them one by one to see if any of them were pregnant with dragon descendants.
At one time, more than 100 ** people, all of them stained the palace with blood.
Such an absurd move made the world complain.
Later, when Emperor Taizu, the founding emperor of Western Chu, rose up and wanted to kill the faint monarch and traitor, those who had been forcibly seized of their children also responded, the poor carried knives and sold their lives, and the rich provided food and grass.
Even if the number is small, it has strengthened the determination of Emperor Taizu and his subordinates to overthrow the mediocre tyranny.
At that time, Emperor Taizu looked at the famine[lewdness] and no way in the previous dynasties, and left a proverb for future generations: All women are obscene, and they are naturally born of lust, ** they have no heart, they are all young and give, or they are robbed and bait.
Therefore, Emperor Taizu personally issued a decree prohibiting raising **, in today's court, although there are officials who still have such a habit, but it is all obscure things between the Gaomen clans, even if it is a public secret matter, but no one dares to put it on the table.
"Song Liangan is so disregarded about eating, he must also be in a hurry to jump off the wall." Su Mu got up with his clothes and rubbed his backhand lightly on the top of his heart before he was hit by Xi Xuan.
"Smack!" Xi Xuan pressed the last tail finger and said, "The sins of heaven are forgivable, but the sins of oneself cannot be lived." ”
"This time, I have sent someone to send Song Liangan to Dali Temple to deliver gifts to the imperial capital." When Su Musha spoke, he took out an account book from his sleeve and looked through it.
"You really don't need my help?"
The two of them looked at each other and smiled.
"There will be people who will flock to grab such credit, so why bother with you."
"Who?" Xixuan asked suspiciously.
"Since he went out of Yuzhou with Song Liangan, and he is a good household servant, he is away from Qingxuan."
"Will Qingxuan be willing?" Xixuan asked rhetorically.
Su Mu covered his chest, "Recently, the current saint wants to choose the princess and concubine for the three princes, and the ministers of the court and the central government have already been waiting for their daughters, at such a critical moment, if Li Qingxuan doesn't make some noise, how can the current saint remind the three princes that the daughter of Li Qingxuan had a marriage contract." ”
"Second Brother Su is very calculating." Xixuan smiled; "You're wrong, though."
"Oh?"
"Not all the ministers of the DPRK and China who have daughters have been waiting for a long time." The word "all" in Xixuan's mouth bit extremely hard.