Chapter 30: Farce

Zuo Daochang's first experience of the wall-piercing technique will inevitably be a little panicked, and Su Er is naturally no exception.

"Big brother! What's going on? How did we get through the wall? ”

"Big brother, this weirdo is so powerful!"

With Su Er's exclamation, the left Taoist skillfully pierced left and right, and in the blink of an eye, he had come to the north long street west of the Forbidden City. At this moment, the sky is already dark, and cars and pedestrians are shuttling here one after another.

"Big Iron Bull! Big brother, look, it's a cow made of iron! Suer exclaimed, pointing to a passing car on my shoulder. It runs so fast, faster than a horse. ”

"Su'er, this is not a cow, this is a car."

The child was more curious about everything, and she actually stretched out her hand to touch a speeding car, so startled that the driver of the car hurriedly honked the horn, and the peace that had been immersed for a long time was shattered at once.

"Little girl, you don't want to die!" The driver couldn't help but roll down the window and complain.

"Don't mean big brother, this kid is not sensible."

Looking at the background of the car in the distance, Su'er looked surprised. "Wow! Big brother, this cow screams so loudly, and there are people hidden in its belly. ”

I only reacted at this moment, although Su'er has existed as a ghost for a long time, she has always been in the realm of painting, confined to a corner of Han Xizai's mansion. may occasionally run out, but it is all in a closed environment similar to the Forbidden City, and her impression of the world is likely to remain in the era of her lifetime, so it is understandable that she has not seen the bizarre world outside.

"Su'er, you must be obedient in the future, you are only allowed to look with your eyes, and you are not allowed to touch with your hands, do you know?" I patiently told her that I couldn't bear to blame at all.

Su'er nodded obediently. "Okay, big brother, I'll listen to you, but big brother, you must tell me what these strange things are?"

Daoist Zuo, who was on the side, couldn't help but show a look of helplessness and looked at me with sympathetic eyes. "Boss Liu, you brought this on yourself, children are the most terrible thing in the world. I really didn't invite you to come this time, I really can't deal with children. ”

I sighed, I was really tired at this moment, Zuo Dao Chang had been meditating for a long time, but I hadn't slept all night. For the sake of an unknown Jiao Yuqin, I have also done my duty, we slowly walked south, preparing to do the subway directly to Zhongguancun, and save Jiao Yuqin first.

"Big brother, I'm hungry, I want to eat." Su'er smelled the aroma coming from the subway entrance, and her calves twisted on my shoulders.

I took a closer look at a cart selling egg scrambles, and I thought that I would put aside Su'er's Bianjing food first, and invite her to eat a scramble to block her mouth.

Su'er took the steaming egg scones, smiling red, she was not afraid of being hot, and she took a big bite without saying a word. "Wow! Big brother, this cake is so strange, I've never eaten it before. It smells so good. ”

"Does Su'er like it?"

"I like it, it's better than anything in the palace." Su'er is a child in the end, and she doesn't care about the image of food when she sees it, and she enjoys it happily.

"Su'er, you still stole food in the Forbidden City."

"What do you steal to eat, I eat openly, and I only eat if a group of people beg me to eat." Su'er said angrily. "But it's not in the Forbidden City, it's in another smaller palace."

This little girl is so imaginative, even I was amused. "Su'er didn't expect you to be quite humorous."

Su'er suddenly leaned down and whispered to my ear. "Big brother, I'll tell you a secret because you're so good to me, my family actually lives in the palace."

It's really childlike, I can't help but feel nostalgic, children are really simple, and they will say whatever they want.

I couldn't help but hold Su'er high, and Su'er laughed happily. "Woohoo!"

"Su'er, the eldest brother told you that when you enter the subway for a while, you are not allowed to say a word, there will be many, many people inside, no matter what they say to you, you don't pay attention to them." I pinched Su'er's ear slightly. This Zuo Dao Long coin is really magical, and now when it touches Su'er's skin, it doesn't feel cold at all.

"Okay, okay, I'm not going to say anything." Su'er closed her eyes, lay on my shoulder, and pretended to be asleep.

"Boss Liu, I found out that you have another specialty besides opening a tea shop." The always silent Zuo Dao Chang couldn't help but tease me at this moment. "I think you're a good fit to be a babysitter."

I smiled wryly. "Dao Chief, you have to speak according to your conscience."

"Okay, good, you have really worked hard, and I never owe anyone favors." Zuo Dao Chang whispered. "That's good, my coin should be a gift for you, this coin is more than enough to prevent a little ghost."

Naturally, I would be more respectful than obedient to this kind of good deed, and to be honest, it was indeed a reward I deserved.

We slowly walked down the stairs of the subway, and the cold wind was blowing in our faces, although it was still early in the morning, and the first subway line in Beijing was already crowded.

"The train to the apple orchard is coming in, please don't rely on the door......"

The radio suddenly sounded, and I caught the earliest train with Zuo Daochang, and we needed to transfer to Metro Line 4 at Xidan Station, which was a long journey.

However, the morning train of the Beijing subway is not spacious at all, and I have palpitations when I see the black crowd.

But today is really strange, the whole subway is crowded, except for the three of us, there is an empty circle around us, and the people in the car do not want to come near us even if they hug each other.

"What the hell, why is that place so cold!"

"Is the air conditioner in the car broken?"

"I think so, but why are those three people standing there, aren't they afraid of the cold?"

"Oh, there is nothing strange about this imperial capital, some people like to find abuse, the more painful and uncomfortable, the happier they are."

"Hehe, what a fool, pity the child on his shoulder."

For a moment, we felt as if we had been thrown into the wet market, and there was a lot of noise around us.

"Daoist Zuo, what's the situation?"

"Boss Liu, this is all a blessing for dragging this little ghost's head, her body is cold and difficult for many people to approach, which just allows us to sit comfortably in the car."

These passengers exchanged their heads and ears, and I could hear them in a fog, and if it wasn't for the left chief to give me a dial, I really wouldn't have been able to react.

The surrounding passengers were still clinging, and this time their attention was focused on Su'er, who was dressed strangely.

"Little sister, why do you wear ancient costumes at such a young age? Are you role-playing? ”

"Little sister, you're so cute, it's not good to freeze."

Su'er opened her eyes and shouted at them angrily. "Humph! Big brother said, "I'm not allowed to talk to you people." ”

"Hahaha, this little girl is so funny." A young female student couldn't help but want to come forward and pinch Su'er when she saw Su'er being so cute, but as soon as she got closer, she was shivering with the cold air on her body. "Little girl! Why are you so cold, are you sick? ”

Su'er closed her eyes again, and after a while, she really fell asleep, and those people felt bored, so they turned their heads and went to do their own things.

We enjoyed the most relaxed subway service and sat comfortably at Haidian Huangzhuang Station.

Jiao Yuqin's home is near the subway entrance, looking at this luxurious residential building, Daoist Zuo and I are a little hesitant.

"Dao Chief, how do you say we are going to talk to Jiao Yuqin's wife about this."

Zuo Daochang was also a little irritable. "She is a very stubborn person, and she doesn't believe that her husband spends all day drinking outside, his husband is so famous outside, she still doesn't know anything, and she really doesn't know how to tell her everything about such a person."

"I have a way, after a while, we will say that Jiao Yuqin is really evil, and Su'er is the little witch we invited, she was invited to save Jiao Yuqin, don't say anything else."

Zuo Dao Chang nodded. "Your method is good, let's save people, what kind of person Jiao Yuqin is has nothing to do with us, and the affairs of their husband and wife have nothing to do with us. It's up to you to tell the old aunt in a while. ”

"Okay, okay, let's save Jiao Yuqin, I'll take Su'er to Kaifeng to eat, and then send her back to the Forbidden City before the famous painting is put away, and our task will be completed." I excitedly say that I felt relieved at this moment.

Su'er was also woken up by my conversation with Daoist Zuo, and she rubbed her eyes and said. "Big brother, why did you bring me here?"

"Su'er, you have to do the big brother a favor first, do you remember the tall big fool you saw at home that day?" I smiled and told her, trying not to make her suspicious. "You'll go over and kiss him in a moment, and then we'll be gone."

"Yes, yes, I like to kiss." Su'er kissed me on the mouth as she spoke.

This really scared me, it was a fatal kiss, and it was terrifying.

Fortunately, I have Zuo Daochang's coin on my body, otherwise I might have been frozen into a sculpture like Jiao Yuqin at this moment.

"Su'er...... You can't kiss others casually in the future, you're a girl after all. ”

We quickly climbed up to the floor where Jiao Yuqin was, and we could faintly hear the old aunt sobbing in the room outside the door.

Gently rang the doorbell a few times, but no one opened the door for half a day.

"Is this old aunt disheartened and hopeless?" I knocked on the door repeatedly, hoping that the old aunt could hear.

"Old aunt, I'm Daoist Azuo, I'm here to save your wife."

Hearing the four words of Ah Zuo Dao, the sobbing in the room stopped suddenly, and then there was a burst of scolding. "Fuck off, you two liars."

"Old aunt, we said the wrong thing before, in fact, your husband is not seriously ill, he is just evil, and we have invited the gods and witches to save him." I made it to the point and started making up lies.

"Evil? I said it was evil a long time ago, why do you still talk about cheating with ghosts, and what are you preparing for the future! The old aunt was angry and began to reprimand us.

"Old aunt, we are also anxious, so we said the wrong thing." I squeezed out a few laughs. "Open the door quickly, it's too late."

She slowly opened the door and looked at us through the crack in the door, and Su'er was also mischievously looking at her through the crack in the door.