Chapter XXXII: The Civilized Diplomat
Zhang Peng was wandering back and forth in his private room......
In fact, when he told all the truth, he was really a little scared. He was afraid that a bullet would suddenly come at him and shoot him directly in the skull; I was also afraid that a large group of medical workers would appear and slice him for study......
However, his current mood is not that apprehensive, but ......
Be chuffed to bits!
This change of mentality is all due to a beautifully bound red booklet with eight large characters written on it: "Letter of Appointment of Civilized Diplomats"!
, he Zhang Peng, was actually appointed as a "civilized diplomat"!
This is- how unexpected?!
When he received this appointment, Zhang Peng jumped up from his position in surprise, the adrenaline of his whole body was soaring, and his whole face was flushed, as if he could be pierced with a slight prick.
From surprise, to surprise, to a wild smile, it only took three seconds.
He picked up the red booklet and kissed it......
The mood at this time is indescribable, just like Fan Jinzhongju, there is only one word: Shuang Shuang!
"Zhang Peng, congratulations! How glorious it is to be able to represent a new human civilization and have a dialogue with another civilization...... "Zhang Peng has completely fallen into his own YY, and he keeps praising himself.
Unfortunately, this joy cannot be shared with others, it is a confidential task.
Zhang Peng himself can't be stupid enough to tell others about the aliens in his head, not even his closest friends.
After a long time, he stroked his beating heart, let his mood slowly calm down, and then began to swear that he would definitely complete the matter successfully.
"That "black" can't even rob me, and it doesn't look like a big deal...... It's completely possible to suppress IQ. Zhang Peng thought lightly. He did not hesitate to accept the appointment, signed his name in another booklet, and forwarded it back......
This letter of appointment not only gives him rights, but also corresponding obligations and responsibilities.
In general, the terms and conditions of the letter of appointment include the following:
First, the new human civilization will accept "extraterrestrial memory" in a magnanimous and generous manner, provided that it can be amicably integrated into human society.
This requires Zhang Peng to perform specific communication tasks as a "civilized diplomat". He was solely responsible for all work matters, and Minister of Security Xu Yunjin became his direct supervisor.
There is no way, this job can only be done by Zhang Peng. After all, this alien memory is hiding in his head, and the rest of the people simply can't communicate well.
Second, the new government will keep Zhang Peng's "split personality" strictly secret, and will not pursue whether he is the inventor of superconducting materials.
If...... What kind of paper information can he get from the alien memory, that is a great achievement, and the signature can still be "Zhang Peng"! The government keeps it a secret for him!
This is really too important, which means that Zhang Peng can still be a "big scientist"!
This tickled the itch in Zhang Peng's heart.
These days, he has deeply enjoyed the feeling of being a great scientist...... Whether it's pretending to be a coercion or picking up a girl, people will look up to him.
Men with wisdom and knowledge are always more attractive, which is a change in the aesthetic concept of the whole civilization.
The status of a great scientist is equivalent to the former "billionaire"!
Of course, it's not just pretending to be forced and pickling girls, he has really felt the positive atmosphere rooted in the depths of new human civilization in these days.
In any case, although sometimes scolding Zhang Peng's three views are still relatively normal, of course he is happy to see his civilization become stronger, and he also likes this positive feeling.
But his heart was terrified. After all, there is no real talent to learn, and it is easy to identify like a liar......
Even if you study like crazy, it's just a temporary cram.
A real great scientist cannot be cultivated overnight, but depends on talent, IQ and acquired efforts.
Now it's different, nothing to worry about!
With aliens as the backing, there is a steady stream of papers, and with the guarantee of the government, no one will doubt it. His social status will rise, and he will even become the brightest star in the scientific world!
Cool!
It's cool to think about!
Zhang Peng licked his lips, he couldn't wait to squeeze the "black" in his mind!
Of course, there are specific rules and regulations behind the letter of appointment, including the regular submission of reports, and there are certain restrictions on personal freedom.
Anyway, Zhang Peng was originally an otaku and liked to stay in the dormitory all day long, and this kind of restriction was nothing compared to getting "benefits".
Even if you go out and have a small robot follow, it's not a big deal...... In the dormitory, he was still free.
“@& amp; amp; %! ”
Zhang Peng roared excitedly as he ran back and forth in his room, shouting incessantly.
"Black, did you see that? Hurry up and hand over the technology you have! ”
He couldn't wait to yell, "I know you've seen it, don't forget that our vision is shared!" ”
“…… Our civilization has accepted you! ”
In his own way, he tried to communicate with the "black" in his mind......
"Hurry up and get out!"
Soon, a few hours passed......
"Uncle Draft, if you don't come out again, Lao Tzu will scold you a hundred times!"
Zhang Peng chattered for a long time, gradually lost patience, and began to return to his true nature. He thinks that scolding talent is the best way to communicate.
The "black" hiding in Zhang Peng's mind is simply a black line, and there is such a stupid diplomat...... It doesn't know what to say anymore, why is this low-level race so thick-skinned?
Is thick-skinned the biggest characteristic of this civilization?
obviously asked for it, but it seemed to be taken for granted, and in the end he was scolded...... What is this?
If it could have been dumbfounded, it would have been dumbfounded. But now that the body is controlled by Zhang Peng, there is no way for it to make this new action that it has just learned.
"Okay, stupid? There are such diplomats? ”
"Black" couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but complain. Although it has learned a lot during this time, it definitely can't scold the indigenous Zhang Peng.
Perhaps it was influenced by Zhang Peng himself, since he was parasitic in the human head. "Black" gradually likes the lifestyle of "sleeping", and sleeps when there is nothing to do anyway.
It didn't want to pay much attention to it, but when it heard Zhang Peng shouting, it could only say angrily: "Why? Why do you want me to serve a lower race like you? ”
"Why? Labor and management provide you with food and clothing, what do you say? Zhang Peng scolded. This thing is a memory in my mind, why is it unwilling to serve myself? It's as if his second brother has rebelled......
"Inferior races? You have the ability to leave the lower races......"
He has a good level of scolding, and he can always say different tricks.
"Black" just kept sneering, and didn't bother to take care of it at all.
In the end, Zhang Peng was a little bored and sat down.
It seems that this task is not as simple as imagined!
Although "black" is only a part of the memory in his mind, this part of the memory has formed his own personality, and he can't control it.
Two people can be said to be one, but they are also ...... Divide and oppose each other.
If it is he Zhang Peng who gets the benefits, why should people help him?