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Introduction to the face slap version:

Before the crossing:

"Sir, do you have a girlfriend?" The reporter interviewed someone, and someone replied awkwardly. "Yes."

"You must have two girlfriends, right?" The reporter asked. "You...... How do you know the way? Someone was stunned.

"Sa-chan and Yoo-chan, I understand." The reporter said. "......" someone was speechless and just wanted to shout, I bought a watch last year.

After the crossing:

"Sir, do you have a girlfriend?" The reporter interviewed someone again, and this time someone replied firmly. "Nope!"

"That'...... Sir, who are these beauties next to you? The reporter glanced at the girl who was holding his arm next to someone. They...... Not people! "Someone looks up to the sky.

"Oh, then sir, are you still human?" The reporter stared at someone. "Can I not answer?" Someone who chooses to avoid the problem is not a beast!

"Can't!" The reporter said righteously. "Whoa...... Whoa, Whoa, Who

It's a sad story.

Spoiler Synopsis:

As an older single young man, Dongfang Ming has always wanted to find a girlfriend who satisfies him......

But for some reason, as more and more girls came to the door after the crossing, Dongfang Ming sadly found that these girls were not people!

And at the same time, Dongfang Ming also inexplicably obtained a magic weapon......

As a result, Dongfang Ming would often shout in the future: "Goblin, eat me a big 'boom'!" ”

Of course, these are nothing, because Dongfang Ming was pitted by two sisters to become a candidate for the god and demon king, and he also had to take on the responsibility of protecting the universe.

ps:One of the above is a joke.,As for which sentence is cute, the author said that he won't tell you.。 It is customary to ask for clicks, recommend tickets, and collect, as well as rewards and local tyrants. (To be continued......)