Flickers?

"Did I hear me right?"

When did fooling become my specialty?

"That's right, the way you can deal with this big monster is to flicker! Also known as 'fool you' in English! ”

Something must be wrong!

"How could I be so reliable as a ...... person?"

Just as I was about to ask a question, Sister Ying interrupted me: "Don't say it, the three-headed monster can understand your words, and if he knows our tactics, it's over!" ”

This...... Can it still be called tactical?

"Listen to me, flickering used to be your second major characteristic, you have lost too many memories, and you have forgotten that you can fool! You have to try to think about it and bring out the instinct in your bones! Sister Ying made a fist up posture to cheer me on, "Believe you, you are the best!" ”

Well, it's not a very honorable thing, right?

"By the way, you said that flickering is my second major feature, what is the first characteristic of this handsome guy?"

"Narcissism!"

Forehead!

Slander, this is definitely slander!

"Go ahead, the big monster is coming!"

How do I fool him?

"Chubby, can you get out of your body now?"

"Yes, but the soul of this big monster is too strong for me to fly. And it is not known whether the function of stealth will work for him. ”

"I can only gamble, I'll talk to the big monster, your soul is out of body and you can act!"

Chubby nodded, took out the soul-attracting incense, and prepared to act.

"Hey, what is that bloody day madness, grinding, this seat is waiting for the flowers, you can't play the cards, ah no, attack?"

The big monster picked up its giant fist and swung it straight at it.

"Oops, this 10,000-mile soul chasing sword finally has a chance to see blood, hey, don't be blunt!" I fiddled with the weapon in my hand.

"Ten Thousand Miles Soul Chasing Sword? You're just a regular spatula! "The monster stopped attacking.

"Yes, yes, this is a normal spatula! I actually gave it the name of 'Ten Thousand Miles Soul Chasing Sword', oops, what a shame! I raised the spatula, "Attack it, I'm weak, I didn't put any Qianyan Soul Devouring Poison on the spatula!" ”

"Qianyan Soul Devouring Poison? What is that? The big monster asked.

"How do you know!"

"Didn't you say that?"

"Oops, how could I be so careless......" I took a breath, "No, I didn't say anything. I am so strict-mouthed, how can I tell you such a confidential thing as Qianyan Soul Devouring Poison, let alone say that Qianyan Soul Devouring Poison is a special poison to deal with evil spirits! ”

"What do you say? You even know that the old man is a demon, and you have prepared a special poison. The big monster looked surprised, "No, the old man has been traveling for hundreds of years, but he has never heard of this thing, you made it up!" ”

This big monster is indeed experienced, and it's not easy to deceive! It's a pity that the brainless guy, no matter how experienced he is, he just needs more routines.

"You're right! It's all made up by me, how can I be one of the eight phases of the ghost, the evil spirit in the Kan character? There's no way I'm going to find anything poisonous that can melt a demon at the touch of a button! Don't worry, I'll fight you. ”

"Humph! Don't pretend, you're playing tricks and bluffing! Want to bluff me? No way! "The big monster directly said my plan.

"Blood Sun Madness, you are so smart, this Xuanyin Poison Emperor, actually made up such a fake poison out of thin air, trying to scare you. I'm so shameless, you can quickly punch me to death, quick, quick! ”

"Until it's good! If you admit that you are wrong, the old man can give you a good time. The big monster bent down, "But first, you threw the spatula in your hand!" ”

Hey, hey, this big guy has been fooled!

"No, I used to graduate from the old Western cooking school, and this spatula has been my treasure for more than ten years. I'm going to die, I can't bear to do it, or I'll send you! ”

I raised the spatula and handed it in the direction of the big monster.

The big monster immediately took two big steps back alertly: "You stay away from me, don't touch me with that poisonous spatula!" ”

"What poison spatula?" I shook my head, "This seat has always acted above board, and he has been respected by the rivers and lakes as the Xuanyin Poison Emperor, how can he use such insidious means of poisoning!" ”

"Wait, what's your name? Xuanyin Poison Emperor? ”

"That's right! Oh, I'm the 'poison emperor' because I always run poison GG when I eat chicken, and it's definitely not because I'm a master of using poison. You can rest assured! "Looks like the big monster has been completely suppressed by my foolish words.

"That two-headed guy, what's the name of the night madman, didn't you introduce me?" I made a look of surprise, "yes, I didn't say what my name was the last time I crippled the Night's Madness. ”

"What, you were also crippled last time by the Night Madness?" The big monster cautiously kept a distance of twenty meters from me, "His two spirit axes were shattered, and two of his four arms were cut off, all of which you did?" ”

"That's right! I'm really lucky, he just didn't take calcium supplements for osteoporosis recently, and I touched a fracture! His two axes were in disrepair and had just shattered. When I fought with him, I thought he was touching porcelain! It's definitely not because I used the Seven Days Returning to the Underworld Gu! ”

"What is the Seven Days Returning to the Underworld Gu?" The big monster asked cautiously.

I deliberately slapped myself hard in the mouth and didn't answer.

"That bloody sun, can you kill me? You shouldn't be afraid of me, you see my neck is stretched out and cut for you. ”

"Humph! When the old man can't see that you are cheating? Blood Sun sneered, "Xuanyin Poison Emperor, you are too insidious, don't think that the old man will really fall for you!" The old man is not stupid, I will not take action personally, I will watch you here, and wait for you to starve to death. ”

Succeed!

The big monster has been completely bluffed, and the mission is accomplished!

Next, it's up to Lori to see if she has arranged the formation!