Chapter 417: What Are You Fierce, You Have No Breasts
Clear and bright?
In the atmosphere of slaughter, Tang Sanfu's sudden burst out of this sentence made the painting style of the scene suddenly turn to a completely opposite corner.
The bend was so sharp that with the great sage's driving skills, he almost overturned.
Glancing at Tang San's funeral with a strange look, the Great Sage nodded, "Tomorrow is Qingming." ”
Tang Sanfu touched his eyebrows and nodded.
Qingming, he remembered a legend......
"What time is it?"
The Great Sage looked at the sky and was about to answer, but the second senior brother took the lead, "Master, it's ugly." ”
"Huh?"
The Great Sage glanced at the second senior brother strangely, he reacted faster than himself?
The second senior brother grinned at the Great Sage, and despite his heavy thoughts, he still explained.
"I was born when I was ugly, and when I was born, I saw a group of brothers and sisters eating milk around my mother.
The old pig recuperated for a few days, and also bit his mother and a younger sibling to death in the middle of the night, and escaped from the pigsty.
I remember that night, the sky was like half quiet and quiet tonight...... The old pig wants to kill. ”
As soon as the topic ended, the second senior brother smiled again, "I may not be sure of other times, but at this time of the ugly hour, I can still be sure of the old pig, after all, it is the time when I was born." ”
Tang Sanfu glanced at the second senior brother and nodded approvingly.
"Well, that's good.
However, Bajie, you don't have to repeatedly emphasize that you were born when you were ugly, which we can see from your appearance. ”
Second Senior Brother: "......" MMP.
Tang Sanfu told a joke that was not funny, but no one present laughed out loud.
The eyes of the Great Sage and the Second Senior Brother all fell on Tang San's body, I don't know what kind of mood he was in at this time, let alone what they were facing now.
On the other side, Sha Laosan was still watching Tang San's funeral.
When Tang San's gaze fell on him, Sha Laosan's eyes were a little expectant, "Master...... I really made the question, three plus three equals six, right? ”
Tang Sanfu nodded, "Yes." ”
Sha Laosan's face was happy, "That ......."
Tang Sanfu asked, "You really want to eat the meat of your teacher?" ”
A burst of doubt flashed in Sha Laosan's eyes, and he said, "Master, the disciple wants to eat Tang monk meat." ”
Tang Sanyu looked at him again, nodded, and didn't answer again.
Tilting his head slightly, his gaze fell to three feet above his head.
As the saying goes, there are gods in the three feet of the head, but in fact, those who practice know that the place where the head is three feet above is the dividing point of the two worlds of yin and yang.
Huangquan Road, right there, runs through the Three Realms, Six Paths and Ten Directions, leading all souls to their final destination.
"It's another time of the year when the door is wide open."
Tang Sanfu muttered softly to himself.
It's just that......
As far as the eye can see, on the road of Huangquan, there is no half of the yin spirit, the place where you enter is empty, and the flowers on the other side are covered with yellow springs, but it seems extraordinarily desolate.
"This Yellow Spring...... It seems to have lost some popularity. ”
So......
Where did they go???
The day of the return is over, and the ghost gate has already opened.
Why, not half of the Yin Spirit has returned?
Where have they gone?
Listen!
On Huangquan Road, there is ancient music sounding.
The bells are ringing, and the drums are ringing in unison.
At the end of Huangquan Road, who is singing the funeral song?
The song is ethereal, as if it has crossed the eternal river and is played in the ears, and the hearts of people are sad and the tears cannot be controlled.
See.
At the end of Huangquan Road, is there a graceful figure?
She was dressed in a bright red wedding dress, like a bride on her wedding night.
She danced with both hands, and her ten fingers seemed to be able to dance the most beautiful dance in the world.
She lifted her lips lightly, and a music sounded from her mouth that seemed to seduce the soul.
It was she who whispered an old funeral song.
It's just that this funeral song ...... And for whom?
For the unfortunate death of oneself on the wedding day, or...... The billions of people who heard her funeral song?
For a moment, Tang Sanfu even felt that this woman who returned from Huangquan Road in a wedding dress was such a match for himself.
Yes, matched.
This funeral song is fully worthy of his name.
Tang San burial, burial of the sky, burial of the ground, burial of the common people of Tang San.
In this funeral song, there is the sadness of the silence of heaven and earth, and the ...... of burying the common people Mercy.
Mercy?
Tang Sanfu was surprised in his heart.
Compassion, what the hell?
She walked step by step, lotus step by step.
She was already near, and her eyes fell on his face.
There was a little smile in her eyes.
"Excuse me, where is this?"
The corners of her mouth curled.......
Stop!
Wait a minute!
She......
It's not her, it's him!
The voice, no matter how you hear it, is a man's voice, and the person who made it is wearing a woman's bright red wedding dress.
TA, is it male or female?
Tang Sanburi's eyes fell tightly on Ta's face and body.
He has no beard on his face, his eyes are long, his nose is quite delicate, his lips are red and his teeth are white, and he has two shallow dimples on his face when he laughs.
The beautiful Tang Sanfu has seen a lot, and Chang'e, who is known as the first beauty in the Three Realms, is his apprentice and daughter-in-law.
But if the red-clothed man in front of him was a woman, Tang Sanfu felt ...... In terms of posture alone, the other party is definitely not inferior to Chang'e by half a point.
His gaze moved down and landed on her neck, and Tang Sanfu clearly saw that there was no Adam's apple on the other party's neck.
So.....
It's just a pretty girl with a man's voice?
If that's the case, it's a pity, but it's not too hard to accept.
After all, there are not a few girls in this world whose voices are not like girls or even thicker than men.
It's just that he subconsciously moved his gaze down, and Tang Sanyu saw the other party....... There is no chest.
"What are you looking at again?"
It seemed that she sensed Tang Sanfu's aggressive gaze, it was not just a male or female girl who frowned and scolded in a low voice.
Tang Sanfu: "......." What are you fierce, you have no chest.
Isn't it just a matter of seeing, what's the big deal?
Despite thinking so in his heart, Tang Sanyu still took his gaze away from the other party's chest.
Well, once again, it moved down and fell to ...... Below the navel.
As soon as his gaze fell, Tang Sanburi's eyes shrank suddenly.
There..... bulging.
Tang Sanfu suddenly felt ...... This guy who looks more beautiful than a girl, has no Adam's apple and no breasts, if you take it out.....
Probably bigger than yourself.
"You ......"
The man who didn't know if it was a man or a woman frowned again, and his gaze fell on Tang San's body, as if waiting for him to speak.
I don't know if it's an illusion, when the eyes of the guy who doesn't know whether it's a man or a woman are completely focused on himself, Tang Sanfu actually has a chilling feeling.
It's as if you've been targeted by a poisonous snake that chooses people to devour.
Shaking his head, Tang Sanfu's consistent habit of dying made Tang Sanfu not care about the feeling of fleeting, and still asked his own questions.
"You..... Is it male or female? ”
Stranger who doesn't know if it's a man or a woman: "......."
"What about a man? What if it's a woman? ”
Tang Sanfu's gaze once again swept over the other party's face, which was more beautiful than a woman, his throat without an Adam's apple, and his chest, which was obviously fierce but could not see a little bulge, and finally landed in front of the outline between his legs that was more obvious than his own.
"Well, I think...... I already know the answer. ”
As soon as Tang San's funeral words were finished, a red shadow flashed in front of him, and the person in the wedding dress had already appeared in front of him.
A hand stretched out, like grabbing a chicken, and grabbed Tang Sanfu's neck.
At that moment, Tang San's heart actually gave birth to a sense of crisis that was even more intense than when he faced the Heavenly God Thunder.
Without thinking, Tang Sanfu crushed a jade slip on his body, disappeared from the spot in the transition between virtual and real, and appeared dozens of meters away in an instant, looking at the ..... in the wedding dress with a vigilant expression Man.
"You..... Who is it? ”
He already had a guess that such a character would definitely not be what this world should be.
If such a character was born and raised in the Three Realms, it was absolutely impossible not to leave any information in the Three Realms.
Coupled with the familiar aura of death on the other party's body, Tang Sanfu had a suspicion.
It is suspected that the pervert in front of him in his wedding dress is likely to be from the same place as the skeleton in the black cloak before.
Their bodies..... All with that smell of death.
"Heh, you're not qualified to know my name yet."
The perverted man glanced at Tang Sanburi unexpectedly, the corners of his mouth hooked up a mocking smile, and his figure disappeared from the spot at the same time as the words fell, and the next moment he had already appeared beside Tang Sanburi, and his five fingers grabbed Tang Sanbury as always.
Seeing the other party being so contemptuous and treating himself as a plaything, a cold light flashed in Tang San's eyes.
"The tiger is not powerful, is it really a poor monk who is a sick cat?"
Not only when did a jade talisman appear again in his hand, Tang Sanfu crushed it without hesitation.
In the next moment, the perverted man's hand grabbing Tang Sanbury was blocked, and it was difficult to advance for half a minute.
Looking at the surprise that flashed in the perverted man's eyes, the sneer on the corner of Tang San's mouth was even worse.
Is this surprising?
Truly surprised..... It's still to come.
At the center of his eyebrows, a black rune appeared from under his skin, flashing with a luster that would be devoured by people.
The moment this mark appeared, the perverted man quickly retreated, his face full of disbelief.
"It's ...... Yellow Springs Imprint! No way..... How could it be ...... here"
Ignoring the shock of the perverted man, Tang Sanfu slowly spoke, and spit out four words in a Taoist voice, "Santu, Lethe!" ”
As soon as the three words came out, the perverted man seemed to have seen something terrible, and the whole person fled quickly into the distance.
When the word "three ways" exited, Tang Sanfu's sight was no longer the figure of the perverted man.
The four characters fell, and even the breath of a perverted man has completely disappeared.
It's just that Tang Sanfu still had a confident smile on his face.
"Huh, escape?? Did you escape? ”
With a confident smile, Tang Sanfu raised his head slightly, looking at the position that coincided with Huangquan Road, waiting for the arrival of the familiar long river.
One second.....
Tang San's face was full of confidence.
Two seconds......
Tang San buried the wisdom bead in his hand.
Three-second ......
Tang San's funeral was a sure victory.
Three-minute ......
Tang San's face began to darken.
Five minutes......
Tang Sanfu twisted his somewhat sour neck and rubbed his sour eyes.
Looking again, three feet away, there was still no skeleton that had been summoned to cross the Lethe River on a ghost ship.
Tang Sanfu smiled confidently and slowly ......
Starts to get stiff.