Chapter 054: Forced to Cultivate
After breakfast the next day, Jiao Ming wanted to go to the rotting field to see the situation of the earthworms, but he hadn't been there for a few days, and estimated that the earthworms should be able to produce a large number of them, so that the chickens and ducks have a high-quality protein source, and they will naturally lay more eggs, so their agricultural plan will also have the first product. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
But he didn't expect to be pulled by Binglian and Xia Feng, and pushed his wheelchair to a remote room in the castle, which made Jiao Ming inexplicable: "I said two girls, what are you trying to do?"
"Hit you!" Binglian said with a smile.
"Huh?" Jiao Ming was completely confused, thinking that he had heard it wrong.
"Last night I suddenly thought of a question: your understanding of the world is still too superficial. Binglian rubbed her wrists, and her little fists were loosened and clenched tightly. "So there are some things that don't exactly go your way. ”
Jiao Ming's bad premonition was even stronger. "Wait!"
But Bing Lian didn't care what Jiao Ming shouted, and had already punched Jiao Ming in the cheek: "This is for your good! Another punch followed, hitting Jiao Ming's eye and knocking Jiao Ming to the ground, the wheelchair overturned, and the wooden wheel squeaked and idled half a circle.
"I have an opinion!" Jiao Ming curled up and held his head, trying to find a chance to speak.
"Rejected. Binglian said as she struck, and the rhythm of her punches was not chaotic at all.
"Hit me back again!" Jiao Ming bluffed.
"Come on, wait for you to fight back!"
"I have a better cultivation method!" Jiao Ming wanted to try again.
"This is the cultivation method that our crocodile family has summed up for hundreds of years, and it is already the best!"
"You are abusing the disabled! Is there a trace of pity and humanity?" Jiao Ming finally pretended to be pitiful.
"Is short hair considered disabled?"
"Huh?" Jiao Ming was stunned by this irrelevant rhetorical question.
Binglian seized the opportunity and punched Jiao Ming's other eye: "It's not that it can't grow up, what kind of disabled person is it." ”
"......" Jiao Ming realized that she wouldn't stop saying anything she said until Binglian was tired. But soon Jiao Ming discovered that Binglian's fist was just the level of an ordinary girl, as long as it didn't hit the face and abdomen and other vital parts, it wouldn't hurt or itch at all.
In this case, Jiao Ming cooperated with the rhythm of his fists and screamed exaggeratedly, only hoping that this eldest lady would finish the matter quickly. But gradually I feel that a pretty girl has a fierce face, and it seems to be a bit of a cool experience to punch a few punches without pain or itching, just when I wonder if I have been developed new attributes or open the door to a new world, but I was negligent for a while, and after the ice lotus stopped, she still screamed miserably, and this time the ice lotus naturally understood that she was being played.
"Xia Feng, I'll leave it to you. In the gasp after the strenuous exercise, Binglian's tone was flat, as if the gang boss had ordered his subordinates to dispose of the corpse.
"Don't don't, let's play with the two of us, Xia Feng is too powerful, I can't recruit it!" Xia Feng and Binglian are completely different, they can really kill people.
In Jiao Ming's frightened gaze, Xia Feng stepped forward to help up the wheelchair, and put Jiao Ming on the wheelchair again: "What does this mean?" Jiao Ming was a little confused, "Think I'm lying on the ground and playing uncomfortable?"
"Please sir. Xia Feng stood quietly in front of the wheelchair, and suddenly seemed to have the demeanor of a master.
Jiao Ming helplessly cast his puzzled gaze on Binglian, who was sitting on the side resting: "What does it mean to make a move." ”
"The crocodile's cultivation secret is divided into two parts, the upper part can also be called the enlightenment part, and it is divided into two parts: beating people and being beaten. You've just been beaten, now you can hit someone. ”
Binglian's explanation made Jiao Ming stunned, and he subconsciously asked, "What about the lower part?"
"The lower part is also very simple, it is still ...... to beat people and get beaten"
"Isn't this the same as the fuck, it's the same as the upper part?" Before Binglian finished speaking, Jiao Ming couldn't help but complain, and the resentment of being beaten in vain naturally made Jiao Ming's self-control decrease.
"Hit and beat people at the same time. Binglian didn't seem to mind Jiao Ming's interruption, and just continued to explain lightly. "It's the equivalent of sparring. ”
"And ...... now?"
"Yes, Xia Feng won't fight back. ”
Jiao Ming threw a punch at Xia Feng, Xia Feng retreated half a step back and easily dodged the distance of the fist, Jiao Ming's face turned dark: "This is obviously bullying the disabled, right?" Jiao Ming sat in a wheelchair, and ordinary people could easily dodge punches in such a posture.
"If you want to give up the process of beating someone, I don't care. Ice Lotus said lightly.
"How do I feel that your painting style is different today?I didn't take any medicine when I got up?" I was treated inexplicably when I got up in the morning, and Jiao Ming didn't have a temper at all.
"This is also an auxiliary means to stimulate fighting spirit, and it is also a family cheat!" Bing Lian winked at Jiao Ming with a wicked smile. "If you're angry, just hit it. ”
Jiao Ming was stunned, and suddenly felt less angry. "This really doesn't suit me, because my hometown's educational philosophy is completely anti-violence. ”
"It's a pity, but giving up beating doesn't mean you can avoid being beaten. As if she had rested enough, Binglian stood up gracefully, and then kicked Jiao Ming out of the wheelchair with a flying kick, and then everything just happened again.
This sudden, inexplicable and coercive Crocodile Collar Magic Warrior Esoteric Training only takes place until the beginning of the lingua franca course. Just when Jiao Ming wanted to abandon all the educational concepts he had received for so many years and was about to fight, Bing Lian smiled evilly and told him that the training was over, so save this unconvinced mood until tomorrow morning.
When Jiao Ming heard this, he only felt tightness in his chest and shortness of breath, a mouthful of old blood was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't go up or swallow, so he took a few deep breaths to calm down his emotions.
"Why is it Xia Feng when it's my turn to beat someone? You're too slippery, aren't you?" asked Jiao Ming when he was pushed out of the practice room.
"This is also to maintain the majesty of the lord, and the only one who can fight the heir of the lord is the current lord. Binglian explained with a smile, her smile was noble and elegant, and her aristocratic demeanor returned to her.
Jiao Ming looked at this familiar ice lotus, and suddenly felt that the ice lotus who loved to fight and make trouble just now was the real her, and he seemed to be closer to the ice lotus who liked the practice room. Jiao Ming then scolded himself secretly: This TM won't really awaken any new attributes.
"I have mixed feelings right now, I apply to reject this cultivation plan, please think about it carefully. Jiao Ming took out his most serious face and prepared to negotiate with Binglian.
"I reject your application after careful consideration. ”
"You didn't think about it at all!" Jiao Ming raised his voice, with such a fast answer, where was there time to think about it.
"Considered last night. ”
Jiao Ming originally wanted to make a trick to the death, and the written language was non-violent non-cooperation, but referring to this crocodile collar cultivation method, if being beaten is also a kind of cultivation, it is completely meaningless.
"I'm going to strike! I'm going to strike if you do this again. Jiao Ming finally came up with a condition that he thought was somewhat coercive.
Binglian was not surprised to hear this, but turned around and squatted in front of the wheelchair about the same height as Jiao Ming, her eyes staring straight into Jiao Ming's eyes, "The night you came back from Sardinia City, you promised me that you would go through any difficulties together. ”
"I ......" Jiao Ming's heart was entangled for a while. Binglian's ambiguous actions and words made Jiao Ming's heart confused, but reason told him that these ambiguities were just a woman's deceptive tricks, and of course Jiao Ming had not forgotten the situation that night, and it was really unexpected to be put in this embarrassing position by his promise.
"You were thinking about how to force me to obey last night, right?" After a moment of silence, Jiao Ming removed his eyes and stopped looking at Binglian, and at the same time changed the topic. These are already a kind of surrender in disguise and admit defeat.
"Yes. ”
"Well, you win. ”
Then there were some daily routines, a lingua franca lesson, followed by a math lesson, and then the man who beat Vera's father changed from a white-haired and muscular old man to a summer breeze. The old man seemed to be still immersed in grief and pain, and like Jiao Ming, he did not fight back. Jiao Ming began to introduce the concept of unknowns to Binglian, and told about the one-dimensional equation, and looked at Binglian's confused appearance and was a little relieved.
While eating lunch, Jiao Ming was surprised to find that the bruises on his body caused in the morning had completely disappeared, and asked Xiao Shi when her dark circles disappeared, and Xiao Shi's answer was: She didn't see dark circles at the beginning of math class.
This self-healing ability is really a bit perverted, Jiao Ming can only sigh like this.