Zhang Hao rolled his eyes when he heard this: You cheer up your daughter-in-law? Do you want to drink health wine to cheer up? You're obviously going to work on the "injection" drop!

carried out extremely obscene brain supplements and complaints in his heart, Zhang Hao finally asked Mu Dayong to come to his house tomorrow to get health wine, but told him not to talk to the outside world, otherwise this benefit will be canceled immediately.

After being reassured, Mu Dayong was also satisfied, the sky had already darkened, and the two set off to the barbecue stand.

In recent years, the flavor of the Great Summer has also begun to fade. In the past, a large number of shops began to reopen on the 29th day of the Lunar New Year, and many shops began to open on the 7th and 5th day of the Lunar New Year. In the past two years, there have been shops that do not close for the New Year, such as the barbecue street where they go now.

Although there are still many closed, at least 30% of the barbecue stalls are still open.

Zhang Hao and Mu Dayong arrived a little early, and many of these barbecue stalls had just started to add charcoal to make fires, and even the tents and snakeskin tarpaulins that sheltered from the wind had not yet been pulled up.

The two of them chose one of the most frequented and largest ones, and it was too cold outside in winter, so they went into the store to find a seat in the back and sat down.

As usual, Mu Dayong called to urge people, and Zhang Hao randomly ordered a plate of edamame, a plate of salted peanuts, a double pepper stinky tofu, and two bottles of beer.

In less than half an hour, Liu Xiaoyun arrived first.

Dressed in a bloated woolen coat with red, red, green, gray, gray, yellow and yellow, the corners of Zhang Hao's eyes twitched! Well, this is also one of the reasons why Liu Xiaoyun looks arrogant, she is a little lacking in dressing. So although the foundation is good, it is not so eye-catching.

Liu Xiaoyun casually pinched a few edamame beans and peeled them, looked at the plate of double-pepper stinky tofu with disgust, and finally said a sentence she had always said in the past: "I really don't know what you guys think!" What's the difference between this-stinky tofu and stinky tofu-like! You're going to order this every time you come! ”

Well, this style of talking directly at the dinner table is one of the proofs of Liu Xiaoyun's arrogance.

Zhang Hao and Mu Dayong's faces did not change, and they each actually sandwiched a piece of stinky tofu with chopsticks, and they ate with relish. The two of them have long been used to it, this is nothing, and when they were in high school, everyone told the top ten disgusting jokes and ate food, isn't it even worse!

Liu Xiaoyun naturally said casually that the two of them had no temper with her, who made Liu Xiaoyun have a big personality, but after all, she is very "feminine" and not annoying!

Then the three of them talked about the recent incidents, and when the first round of skewers was left, only two skewers were left, and Wu Weiqiang, a decaying abandoned house, walked in with a haggard face.

What a ......! When Zhang Hao saw the image of this goods, he couldn't help but curse secretly.

This guy is really a dress that hasn't been washed for an unknown amount of time, and it's still the kind of dull color and old-fashioned style worn by the elderly. The full head of half-long hair is not the flowing type of Brother Haonan, but it is messy and greasy like a flower child.

Zhang Hao's egg was painful, and his mouth was already in a continuous voice: "Yo, Viagra, you are finally here, you are really a rare guest!" ”

Wu Weiqiang said with a gloomy face: "Brother Ritian, just call me Xiaoqiang." ”

Zhang Hao smiled all over his face when he heard this: "Okay viagra, no problem viagra!" ”

Wu Weiqiang directly gave him an international gesture, and then sat down beside Mu Dayong.

Speaking of which, Wu Weiqiang and Zhang Hao are also difficult brothers in nicknames.

At the earliest, Zhang Hao was directly given the nickname of rat because of the homonym, and he topped the list of the four major evils of Great Xia.

Wu Weiqiang was lucky, until a high school comedy movie came out, in which the protagonist held a Xiaoqiang and cried bitterly and shouted: Xiaoqiang, are you swollen, Xiaoqiang! The unlucky Wu Weiqiang immediately became Zhang Hao's difficult brother and brother, and ranked second among the four major evils of Great Xia, that is, cockroaches.

More unfortunate is yet to come.

A certain year later, a big pharmaceutical company in the Ogilvy Federation launched Viagra, a pioneering product for men, the real name is not Viagra, but when it was listed in Dongzhucheng, it was directly called Viagra, okay! Poor Wu Weiqiang can only choose between the two nicknames of Viagra and Xiaoqiang.

Zhang Hao has been in recent years, and a joke has appeared inexplicably, and the primary school student protagonist of the joke is called Zhao Ritian, and Zhang Hao is unlucky. Immediately, there was a nickname of Zhang Ritian, not to mention, and later even a special breed of dog that likes to snap around was named Ritian, and everyone on the Internet knows it, which is worse than Zhao Ritian.

Wu Weiqiang and Zhang Hao, the two difficult brothers, have changed from two of the four evils to hot words related to popping matters, which is even more disgusting!

Fortunately, the two didn't care too much, but they ridiculed each other's names when they met, quite a bit of a "come, hurt each other" posture.

Waiting for Wu Weiqiang to sit down, everyone continued to eat, drink, and chat, Wu Weiqiang is obviously a waste of the house, talking about animation and games, his eyebrows are dancing, and talking about women and other topics are completely silent, which even Liu Xiaoyun, who is a woman, is much more cheerful and generous, laughing and scolding Zhang Mu from time to time, and occasionally interjecting a few words.

By nine o'clock, the entire barbecue stand was overcrowded.

All kinds of shouting, calling, drinking, and bragging, chatting are mixed together, and it is a lively and busy scene.

By the way, there are also crying and crying, shouting and scolding, slapping in the face, and smashing bottles, Zhang Hao also heard it clearly.

There was no way, because the person who made this sound was at the table outside Zhang Hao and them. There were five men and two women at that table, one of which was estimated to be a pure relationship between men and women, I don't know if the man drank too much and quarreled with his girlfriend.

It's not unusual, it's happening everywhere in the world!

But then things started to get weird. The man was so noisy that he slapped his girlfriend a few times, and then the woman tore up with her boyfriend while crying.

That's it, but between the two tearing and arguing, a few companions on the side just moved their mouths, and no one got up to persuade them, and then the two began to drop their bags and mobile phones, and after they finished falling, they began to drop plates and beer glasses.

If that's it, Zhang Hao will watch a live sitcom performance for the New Year.

As a result, things are always so impermanent.

As the sitcom played, it affected the fish in the pond at their table.

First, a few beer glasses flew over, and there was still unfinished beer in the cups, and they spilled Mu Dayong, who was closer to them.

Mu Dayong's temper outside was not as good as that of Zhang Hao's buddies, so he stood up on the spot and shouted: "You want to quarrel and go home!" Have the ability to go home and cut your girlfriend! Acting here for the ghosts! ”

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