Chapter 403: The Poor Monk Has a Hundred Methods
"Master, you can do it, why didn't you say it earlier?"
As soon as he heard Bai Ye's words, the yellow-robed monster who had just now preferred to die knelt directly.
He used to be the Kui Timber Wolf in the Twenty-Eight Nakshatras.
The reason for going down to earth was to elope with the jade girl who served incense in the Phi Xiang Palace, but unfortunately the jade girl lost her memory after being reincarnated and became the princess of the Treasure Elephant Country, and she didn't like the yellow robe monster.
It's embarrassing now.
The yellow-robed monster is also a ruthless person, since he can't get her heart for the time being, let's get someone first.
It's a big deal to miss a few poses.
And the reincarnation of Baihua Shame is a mortal, and it is not a matter of minutes to unlock the posture.
So he kidnapped Baihua Shame and lived a life without shame and irritability.
But from the bottom of his heart, the yellow-robed monster certainly hopes that Baihua Shy can recover his memory and really be with him.
Even if it is an unlocking pose, there are active and passive positions.
Unfortunately, it didn't wait for that day.
A group of fierce and vicious monks appeared outside the cave, led by the "Taoist monk" who claimed to be Tang San's burial and came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil.
With the Monkey King of the year, without saying a word, he rushed in and beat him violently.
Three to one, the yellow-robed monster lost extremely aggrieved, and he didn't even have the strength to fight back.
After the fight, the monk "communicated" with him.
In Tang Sanfu's words - I told you well at the beginning, you will definitely not listen, if you are beaten, you will be obedient, then, we can directly skip the initial communication, beat you first, and then communicate. Saved a lot of unnecessary time which was very nice.
The yellow-robed monster is very aggrieved, what a fart!
"Because you're too poor." After the yellow-robed monster knelt, Bai Ye said.
One of the difficulties after the yellow-robed monster is the golden horn and silver horn king of the Lotus Cave in Pingdingshan.
Everything is afraid of contrast.
Compared with them, the yellow-robed monster is naturally poor.
ββ¦β¦ As long as Baihua can be with me sincerely, I will agree to what you said, master. The yellow-robed monster said.
Or is it a seed of infatuation?
"Well, you go and call the benefactor of the Hundred Flowers and Shame over, and then go out, and the poor monk will personally enlighten her." Bai Ye said, "It will make her realize that you are a good man." β
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The yellow-robed monster fell into deep thought.
The one in front of him is a monk, he is a monk anyway, it shouldn't make him change from a yellow-robed monster to a green-robed monster, right?
"What's the matter, if the donor is unwilling, then the poor monk can only persuade you to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot." Bai Ye spoke.
The yellow-robed monster looked at Bai Ye's two former colleagues who sneered "hehe", and then looked at the former colleague who didn't even give him a sneer.
He knew that the so-called standing on the ground to become a Buddha was certainly not the kind of meaning that ordinary people understood.
"Master, don't lie to me." The yellow-robed monster said.
"The monks don't speak, but if the poor monks do, they will let the heavens thunder five times." Swear by it every day, and Bai Ye is already very proficient.
It's swearing with Rulai, and it's trading.
Of course, the doubts in the heart of the yellow-robed monster were completely dispelled, and he called Baihua Shy, whose face was gloomy.
In all fairness, this is a woman who can barely be called a "female bodhisattva".
It's just that she has a stinky face, and she looks like a yellow-robed monster owes her millions, which destroys this beauty.
"Amitabha, it's a bad fate."
The Taoist monk went online, and the Buddha horn sounded in the white night, which made Baihua's face look a lot better.
"Master." Baihua looked at the scene in the room, slightly flustered.
"Don't panic." Bai Ye smiled, "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, passing through here, and came to enlighten and enlighten the female benefactor." Disciples, go down first. β
Sun Wukong and the others left, and dragged away the yellow-robed monster who turned back one step at a time.
There were only two people left in the room, Bai Ye and Baihuashy.
"Master save me!"
The yellow-robed monster left, and Baihua immediately knelt in front of Bai Ye, and almost went up to hug Bai Ye's thigh.
It's not that she doesn't hug it, but she can't hug it, because Bai Ye is sitting cross-legged.
"Don't panic, the poor monk will save you from the sea of suffering." Bai Ye said, taking out the black mask, "Look here-"
Baihua's eyes began to become blank.
Yes, White Night doesn't have any ability to restore memories of past lives.
But Baihua is an ordinary person, and it is easy to hypnotize her with a black mask.
Weaving a dream of her past life is not difficult for Bai Ye.
In terms of the final result, there is no difference between recovering the memories of his previous life and willingly following the yellow-robed monster.
A day later, in the white night they left.
White Night has an extra 500 years of medium lifespan on hand, and he also has a hand in the art of change.
This art of transformation is to transform a person into another creature or thing.
White Nights is useless, and I plan to sell it as a commodity in the future.
Now there is definitely no shortage of goods in the white night, such as weapons, magic weapons, and elixirs.
There are copies of the Greedy Orange Ring and production bases opened in various parts of the world are constantly offered.
Non-physical goods, such as lifespan, ability, etc., are relatively scarce.
It would be nice to add a little more.
Of course, scarcity is expensive, and these goods can be sold at a high price.
"The next target, the Lotus Cave of Pingding Mountain, the two Dao Boys of Taishang Laojun in the lower realm, have a lot of magic weapons in their hands, and the teacher will persuade them to let go of these magic weapons." Bai Ye said, "The disciples let them become Buddhas on the ground." β
"Master, it's Taishang Laojun's Taoist boy, can you kill it?" Zhu Bajie said.
"Hmph." Bai Ye chuckled twice, "What Dao Tong, I don't know." I only know that it's two monsters, holding a magic weapon that is related to me, isn't it good to send them to spend the sea of suffering? β
"No, Master, you said you were a Taoist boy just now, why don't you know each other again?" Sun Wukong turned his head to look at Bai Ye and asked.
Zhu Bajie was suddenly, it turned out to be like this.
Kill directly, there is no proof of death, Taishang Laojun came to the door, and there are also arguments.
There are two monsters left, and when the magic weapon is re-asked by Taishang Laojun to go back, what should I do?
He is worthy of the Master.
The face is white and the heart is tight!
"Anyway, I don't know what happened to Heavenly Court, even Dao Tong has become a calculation of Rulai, and it is estimated that Heavenly Court is almost the same." Bai Ye said secretly in his heart.
Taishang Laojun should not be an obstacle.
Maybe you can trade it when the time comes.
Anyway, let's get those magic weapons in our hands first.
"Wukong, there is a fox demon in the Dragon Pressing Cave, with a golden rope, you go and get it first." Bai Ye said to Sun Wukong.
"Okay." Sun Wukong nodded.
"Then, as a teacher, I will go first, and you will adapt to the situation." White Night said, jumping off the griffin and continuing on his way alone.
A few hours later, in the Lotus Cave, there was an additional monk in white.
Facing the monsters around him, he looked very calm.
I couldn't tell that there was already a big cauldron not far away, and the water in it was boiling a little bit, and I could let him get out of the pot later.
"Hahaha." The Golden Horn King smiled wildly at the white night, "Tang Seng, I heard that after eating your flesh, you can live forever." β
"If you want to live forever, you don't have to eat the meat of the poor monk, the strength of your life span or something, the poor monk has a hundred ways to increase you." Bai Ye said with a leisurely face.
The surrounding demons were stunned for a moment.
Why didn't this monk tremble?
They are entrenched here, and there are more than eight hundred and ten mortals who have eaten, and which one is not trembling?
You Tang Seng don't tremble, these monsters have no sense of accomplishment!
The monsters, who had no sense of accomplishment, suddenly became enamorous, and the demons danced wildly, trying to let the monk know that they were afraid.
Fear is the basic respect for youkai.
"Do you know the ginseng fruit? Two kings. Bai Ye was unmoved, looked at the Golden Horn King and said.
Demonic?
This group of little demons, bundled together, is not as demonic as one thousandth of Sun Wukong.
"Ginseng fruit?"
The Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King immediately reached out to stop the group of little demons.
How could they not know about ginseng fruit?
The fruit of Zhenyuan Daxian, the ancestor of the earth immortals, is similar to the god of the peach.
"The poor monk came all the way west." Bai Ye said, "Passing by the Wuzhuang Temple, and Zhenyuan Daxian at first sight, he gave me a lot of ginseng fruit, the poor monk as a monk, naturally want to benefit all beings, so left a lot, the two kings want to live forever, go further, but you don't have to eat the flesh and blood of the poor monk." β
The Silver Horn King rolled his eyes and laughed: "Tang Seng, Tang Seng, you are really a naΓ―ve monk." We want the ginseng fruit, and we want your flesh and blood. β
"Say it! Where are you hiding the ginseng fruit! β
Bai Ye looked at the Silver Horn King with a mentally retarded look.
Is it because there are too many magic weapons in your hands, so you don't need a brain?
Bai Ye also has a lot of treasures in his hands, and he must take this as a warning in the future, and he can't be as stupid as Silver Horn.
The Golden Horn King next to him slapped the Silver Horn King on the back of the head, almost knocking him to the ground.
"My brother has always liked to talk nonsense." The Golden Horn King smiled and said, "Master don't take it personally. β
He said as he untied the white night.
Ginseng fruit!
That's ginseng fruit.
Eating Tang Seng does have many benefits, but the consequences are also very serious.
Those disciples are not vegetarians.
The second best thing to do is that there are no such serious consequences for eating ginseng fruit.
Of course, the premise is that this monk really has ginseng fruit.
"This King Jin is very eye-catching, not bad, not bad." Bai Ye praised in a condescending manner, "Then it will return to the topic, ginseng fruit, do you want it?" β
"The master doesn't mind giving us two brothers, does he?" The Golden Horn King said.
"Mind." Bai Ye said.
The smile on the Golden Horn King's face disappeared instantly.
"Two is enough! At least four! Bai Ye said.
The King of the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn are naturally overjoyed, and there is such a good thing?
The little demons next to him were not very happy.
Originally, after cooking this Tang monk, even if they couldn't eat meat, they could finally drink a mouthful of soup.
But the ginseng fruit, even if it is four, what about a bunch of monsters here, where is there enough to divide it?
"Of course, you can't give it for nothing."
Bai Ye's next words made the smiles of the Golden Horn and Silver Horn King disappear again.
It's like a marionette being manipulated by the white night.