41, one year

Deadpool looked at Luo Bei with an indignant face, shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and took a big bite of an apple.

The rest of the time, it was Luo Bei who took his bath, while Deadpool continued to process his uniform.

Although he had already made up his mind that he would change into a red uniform in the future, after all, now and Luo Bei, the empty pockets were almost impossible to eat, so where did he get the money to buy new fabrics.

Early the next morning, Luo Bei got up early. Rubbing his messy hair, he came to the living room.

Deadpool had risen earlier, and probably hadn't even slept at all, by this time he was already in his uniform and scratching his head in the mirror.

"Oh shit, it's as ugly as the one before! Don't you have something innovative or something? Luo Bei looked at Deadpool's new uniform and said with a look of disgust.

"Of course, how can there be no new design. When I was fighting before, I found that the hood was too loose, and when I ran, it would be misaligned, which greatly affected my vision. ”

As he spoke, Deadpool picked up the new hood at hand, "Now I've improved it to make it fit the contours of the face more closely, so that the field of vision is clearer during the battle." Of course, he still has a little problem. ”

After saying that, he put a head covering on his head: "Come here, do me a favor." See the two straps on the back? Help me tie them tight. Ah, tap! It's too tight, OK that's it. ”

Luo Bei tightened the rope behind Deadpool's hood like a shoelace, and then tied a beautiful bow on it: "Perfect!" ”

Deadpool straightened his hood and said, "I'm ready to go, what about you?" ”

"Me? I'll just wear a hooded trench coat. ”

"Well, whatever you wear. Now let's take a look at the mask I designed for you. ”

As Deadpool spoke, he took out a huge mask from a pile of rags on the cabinet next to him, and looking at the area, Luo Bei felt that it could even cover his neck.

Reaching out to take the mask, Luo Bei pointed to the very realistic baby pacifier drawn on the surface of the mask, and said frantically: "What the hell is this!" Why the hell is there this thing on it! ”

"Hah! That's what I'm not designed to do! What a surprise. Seeing the expression on Luo Bei's face, Deadpool smiled and rolled directly on the ground.

"I deeply despair of your aesthetic level."

Deadpool was unreliable, and Luo Bei could only take out a needle and thread from the drawer. Then on the cabinet, I found a piece of cloth of about the same size and patched it on the pacifier.

Although Luo Bei's tailoring skills are at least one worse than Deadpool's in New York City. But at least you don't have to expose that pacifier to the outside.

Ready, the two ran from the house and set off.

"Parallel Avengers. If you use your ability, it's a complete burden to bring you. What do you want! Deadpool muttered as he ran ahead to lead the way.

"I don't know where the target is, how to teleport! If I want to teleport, either where I can see or where I've been, I don't know where I'm going to teleport.

And you know, I can only use the ability at most twice a day, or I'll die! ”

"After all, you're still a parallel avenger."

“FXXK!”

The two quarreled all the way and jogged all the way, just like two people exercising in the morning, but the clothes of these two people were weird.

But in this chaotic, unorganized black neighborhood, it's not uncommon for people in all sorts of fancy costumes to come true, and that's just daytime.

If it's night, it's like a hundred ghosts walking at night, and all kinds of "demons and monsters" will come out and hide in various alleys to carry out some secret transactions.

"Hey, Luo, there's a big beautiful girl watching you over there!" Running and running, Deadpool burst in and turned around and said something to Luobei.

"Where?" Following Deadpool's gaze, Luo Bei saw that just around the corner of the street, there was a man wearing a white trench coat and long blond hair, draped over his shoulders.

The front of the trench coat is wide open, revealing the proud upper circumference inside, as well as the slender legs. The delicate face, as well as the perfect figure, the whole person is unconscious, exuding a strong charming style.

And just such a big beauty, just standing on the corner of the street in a daze, watching Luo Bei and Deadpool run in front of him.

In the moment of passing, Luo Bei noticed that there seemed to be a diamond-like light shining on her hair.

Luo Bei and the others did not stop, and ran straight past the beauty.

"How do you know she's looking at me? I don't know her. ”

"Don't ask me, I don't know why. Why don't you go over and have a conversation? Maybe there will be an unforgettable night between you? ”

"Forget it, it's important to get down to business, and after I'm done with my business, I have to go back on an errand."

After speaking, Luo Bei turned back again, ready to take another look, that amorous figure. It's a pity that the white shadow has long disappeared on the street corner.

This time, the destination is a hidden underground bank. And the person in charge of Qian Zhuang is the target of Luo Bei and Deadpool this time.

Luo Bei looked at the closed door in front of him, and at a glance, he knew that it was a thick iron door made of steel plates and made of J as a whole: "How do we get in?" This thing looks at least two centimeters thick. ”

"It's up to you, parallel Avenger."

"I knew it was going to have to be like this sooner or later." After speaking, he put his hand on Deadpool's shoulder: "I don't know what structure is inside, so I'll only teleport forward one meter." It's up to you when you get inside. ”

With a crisp sound, the figures of Luo Bei and Deadpool disappeared into the alley.

There was a flash of lightning in the door, and as soon as Luo Bei entered the house, his legs were weak, and he leaned against the iron door.

It just so happened that there was a gatekeeper standing on the side, who was so immortal, he was directly swept by Luo Bei's electric light, and he fainted to the ground without making a sound.

"Perfect dive! You're a super avenger! Deadpool lowered his voice and gave Luo Bei a thumbs up: "Now, it's up to me!" ”

After saying that, Deadpool took out two pistols from his arms with both hands and kicked a room open with force: "I'll only ask once!" Where is Francis! Shouting loudly, he opened fire as he shot those who were about to pull out their guns.

Maybe it's because the distance of the teleportation this time is too close, Luo Bei also recovered at this time, and slapped his head with his hand: "What kind of perfect infiltration is this?" ”

Ten minutes later, Luo Bei looked at the room full of dead bodies, and Deadpool who was carrying a huge backpack full of cash.

"Why did he have to ask me twice? Is it because my hood is too tight, can't I tell you clearly? Deadpool kicked the little boss with his foot.

In this way, Luo Bei and Deadpool's absurd revenge operation lasted for a whole year.