31. If people are in turmoil, the world is the enemy
I was grabbed by Sister Ying, and soon arrived at my destination, which was outside the door of a café.
Little Lori Lin Lu was already waiting in the café, leaning on the table and falling asleep.
I immediately sat next to her, blindfolded her from behind, and lowered my voice: "Little Lori, guess who I am, uncle!" ”
As soon as the words came out, little Lori stretched out her slender right arm and grabbed my arm.
Then my shoulders were grabbed, my arms were jerked, and my body was in the air. The scene in front of him began to spin, and the top of his head fell directly into the wooden table, and then the whole person lay down on the table.
"Whoa...... It hurts to death! Broken arm! The skull is shattered! Little Lori kills someone! ”
"I didn't use all my strength, I just unloaded one of your arms, where did I kill someone?" Little Lori only reacted at this time, "Why are you?" ”
"Nonsense, who else could it be if it wasn't me?"
"I thought it was a lewd uncle in the store!" Little Lori frowned and licked her lips, "I knew it was you, so I would have used all my strength!" ”
"You, you, you......"
Sister Ying next to her also dragged up English when she saw this:
“No zuo no die,why do you try!”
……
"Two lattes, one cup of boiled water!" Sister Ying shouted at the waiter.
"Sister, I don't drink coffee, just give me a cup of tea." Sister Ying only drinks boiled water, so we can't break the bank.
"Oh, waiter, two lattes, one cup of boiled water, and two tea leaves!"
Depend on! Boiled water is for me!
"Sister, aren't you in a hurry? Why are you spending it here? ”
"Wait for someone first!"
Wait for others? What kind of people have to let us sit here and wait?
……
It seems that it hasn't been long ago, isn't it?
About half an hour later, a Maserati stopped at the door, the door opened, and a young man with a large handful of roses pushed open the glass door and walked straight in the direction of the coffee shop.
He looks like he is in his early twenties, about 1.85 meters tall, he looks okay, he is wearing a white dress and trousers, looking how angry he is, wearing a bow, and a standard little white face.
This posture is the protagonist of Tan Meiwen, the female frequency next door, who ran to the wrong set!
"I'm sorry, I didn't find a flower shop nearby, I took a few more turns, and I was late!" The angry man walked straight over and sat directly next to Sister Ying.
"Really, can't you buy something when you go back? We've all been waiting for you for so long! "Sister Ying is counting.
Sister Ying knows this angry man?
"I bought it for you." The riotous man held the rose in his hand and handed it to Sister Ying.
"Oh, it's just to come out to meet, why break the bank? I'm embarrassed about you. Sister Ying replied with a smile on her face.
"Yo! Who is this? It's driving a luxury car again, and it's sending roses, and the relationship is pretty good! ”
I'll just ask, I'm not upset, huh!
"This is my classmate! Let me introduce you to you first! After speaking, Sister Ying began to introduce, "His name is Qin Zhong, he is my high school classmate, and his university is also in the same school. In the past, when I was second or third in the school in high school, he was the first in the exam. He is now the president of the university student union in his sophomore year, has good popularity, and has a good family background, and is the male god of many girls! ”
"What's the matter, I don't have Xiaoxue, you praise it so well!" The riotous man narrowed his eyes and smiled angrily.
Feign! Load! I'll see how long you sissy guy can fit Sven!
"Qin Zhong, you are too modest, I heard that you were a top student in high school! When you work hard, you can sleep for three days, especially if you can endure hardships! Sister Ying actually chatted with him directly.
Ignore me?!
What about a good introduction? Putting the protagonist aside, did you start talking?
"Oh, by the way, let me introduce you, this one is my friend, named Lin Lu, a prodigy! Seventeen years old is already a junior, and she can be regarded as my senior sister in the grade! Every time I act, Xiaolu's help is indispensable! Sister Ying introduced Little Lori again.
All introduced, forgot me?
"By the way, I forgot to introduce my brother!" Sister Ying suddenly remembered.
Hahaha!
Trump, sure enough, I have to leave it for the last introduction!
"His name is Chu Tianyu!"
Well! Keep talking!
Hey...... How is this all over?
"I have added so many glorious deeds to introduce others, and I will finish introducing them in one sentence?"
Discrimination! This is the discrimination of Chiguoguo!
"You don't seem to have any glorious deeds! Your sister is telling you about it, you are disgraced! Little Lori whispered in my ear.
Nonsense, sassy men can have glorious deeds, why can't I have them?
Isn't he a top student? I used to be a top student in school!
Isn't he just able to sleep for three days? I can sleep for three days!
Isn't he particularly able to endure hardships? At least I can be "very eaten"!
"Xiaoxue, the weather is so good, do you want me to drive you out for a walk?"
Disturbed kindness!
Sister Ying, this hearse can't be sitting!
"No, I'm looking for you for business, I don't have time to play today, let's talk about the business first!"
Serious business? With this angry man here, what serious business can we talk about?
"According to some of our previous observations and tests, it is very likely that Qin Zhong has a rare hidden spirit physique, and today we will help him conduct a final test. If he succeeds, he'll join the ghost hunting team and become one of us. Sister Ying explained.
"Hidden Spirit Physique, what the hell is that?"
Why does this sassy man say that he will join?
"Hidden spirits are souls that cannot be observed by any undead after they are out of the body, which is equivalent to being invisible in the face of ghosts. It's not extremely rare, but it's useful in many cases. Lori explained.
It's not fair! Why should I only be used as a bait when I am assigned skills, and the skills of this sassy man are so safe?
I don't want this guy to join, is it possible that in the future, I will work hard to attract the undead, and this thing will be stealth and hang up on the side?
"I'll go to the toilet first, and I'll come later." Sister Ying said hello and turned to leave.
The angry man suddenly leaned over his face: "You two, can you not disturb me and Xiaoxue later, I will ask her to talk alone today!" ”
What do you want to do with this?
"I'll just get to the point!" The angry man smug, "Of all the girls I've seen, Xiaoxue is the only one who is good enough to be worthy of me." Although it is not yet started, she will definitely be my girlfriend, so please don't bother us! ”
Narcissist! Sister Ying is worthy of you? You are so angry, you can't even deserve a finger from Sister Ying.
"Why! I'm familiar with Sister Ying, but I'm not familiar with you, why should I listen to you? ”
The angry man took out a card and still put it on the table: "This is a shopping card, it can be used in nearby shopping malls, and it is no problem to stuff your house with everything you can buy." You two little ones go play! Let's talk about business alone! ”
Damn it! This guy, take your Grandpa Chu and me as children? No big, no small!
Rich and amazing? Amazingly handsome? Which green onion are you? Dare to despise me?
Annoying guys!
Damn, sooner or later I'll find someone to beat him to death!
"Damn, I'll beat him to death sooner or later!"
Hey? This is what I said, but I didn't say it!
It was Xiao Lori who spoke just now, and at this moment she was indignant: "Just this goods, you dare to rob my Yingying, you owe a beating!" ”
"Sister Lu, beat it, I support you!"
Little Lori was ready to make a move, but suddenly hesitated for a moment and shrank back.
"Sister Lu, what's wrong?"
"I thought about it, if I beat him, others will definitely say that I am a big woman, bullying other people's small men, and I can't win!"
What is this brain circuit? How can a woman win a man's victory? And why didn't she think that when she beat me up before?
"I won't beat him, but you're a man, I'll give you a task, you have to find a chance to take this poor guy a good time!"