"Touching porcelain" originally belonged to the Beijing dialect, and it is said that it was a long-standing "traditional craft" invented by some declining children of the Eight Banners in the last years of the Qing Dynasty.

These children of the Eight Banners hold a "precious" porcelain in their hands on weekdays and walk in the streets and alleys of the city. Then he saw the opportunity and deliberately let the carriage accidentally "touch" him, and the porcelain in his hand fell to the ground and shattered, so the owner of the porcelain pestered the owner of the car to compensate according to the price of the precious porcelain.

With the development and evolution of hundreds of years, there are more and more patterns of touching porcelain, which is not limited to whether there is porcelain in the hand, the most important thing is whether you dare to "touch".

The most common forms of touching porcelain on the streets and alleys are people touching cars, cars touching cars, and cars touching people. Of course, due to cost issues, the behavior of people bumping into cars is the most common.

There is also a lot of attention to when people bump into cars.

There are not many pedestrians on the road on which section of the road. Which car to choose, whether the speed of the car is fast or not, how fast the person wants to run, and which part of the car to touch when colliding all need to be carefully considered.

It is common to hit the target vehicle when it is very slow, and the collision site is often on the side of the vehicle, and at the same time lie down on the side of the vehicle, because this can avoid real personal danger.

The above are all taught to Huang Xiaohao by the bald guy.

"How's that sports car? At first glance, you can see that it is very valuable, and the people in the car must also be rich. Huang Xiaohao and the bald guy were standing on the side of the street, observing the cars coming and going, and at this moment Huang Xiaohao was pointing to a red sports car and asked the bald guy.

"Do you want to die? Such a sports car, at a glance, you can tell that it is the kind of rich second generation who is driving. Those people are inhumane, you see, in the urban area, they still drive the speed of the sports car so fast, once they run into them, those rich second generations will definitely not get out of the car to compensate, and may even run you over again before running away. The bald guy glanced at Huang Xiaohao, and sighed again, "A few years ago, I had a colleague who had been friends for many years, and he was crushed to death by a rich second generation. ”

"How's that one? Rolls-Royce Silver Thorn, rich, slow driving, not afraid of being crushed twice. Huang Xiaohao pointed to another luxury car and asked.

"Brighten your eyes a little, don't you see that the Rolls-Royce is still followed by three cars? Once you hit it, those three cars get down a dozen bodyguards in minutes, can you still get money in that situation? The bald guy once again vetoed Huang Xiaohao's proposal.

"Actually, I still don't understand, what does this so-called test have to do with Mr. Mai's secret to picking up girls?" After being vetoed twice by the bald guy, Huang Xiaohao couldn't help but ask.

That's right, the little test that the bald guy gave Huang Xiaohao was to ask him to successfully complete a porcelain touch on the side of the road.

"In this world, there are many things that you can do without directly telling you the secret, but you need to have that kind of understanding and talent. It's as if everyone knows that real estate will make a fortune, but not everyone can become Li Ka-shing. ”

"It's the same thing about my share of pickle girls. If you don't have that kind of understanding and talent, then I don't need to waste my time telling you, because that's just a waste of energy. After patting Huang Xiaohao on the shoulder and saying these words, the bald man's eyes suddenly lit up, and he pointed to a car at the intersection in the distance and said:

"It's a good car, it's a mid-to-high-end Japanese car. People who drive this kind of car have a little money, but they don't have much background, and they are the most suitable targets to start with. The most important thing is that as a Chinese, but driving a Japanese car, this kind of person deserves to be slaughtered as a fish in water. ”

"......" Huang Xiaohao didn't expect that the bald guys were all dozens of years old, and they still had such irrational and angry ideas.

"What are you still doing here? Don't hurry up and get ready, the car is about to drive here. The bald guy didn't react when he saw that Huang Xiaohao was still standing in place, so he immediately urged.

"Okay~! I'll go right away~! Huang Xiaohao sighed, walked to a proper position, and waited for the target vehicle to drive around this corner.

Die and die~! As long as you can learn the secret of the bald guy's pickling girl, even if it is broad daylight, it is not a big deal to play porcelain in public.

The location of the bald guy and Huang Xiaohao is a small intersection, and there are no traffic lights. And where Huang Xiaohao is standing now, there is another section of wall blocking the line of sight, which is the most suitable place to touch porcelain.

The bald guy stood opposite Huang Xiaohao, watching the target vehicle drive over, slowing down and preparing to make a corner, and immediately gestured to him.

After Huang Xiaohao saw the gesture of the bald guy, he glanced around at the dozen or so pedestrians scattered on the street, gritted his teeth, and fought hard.

As soon as his eyes were closed and opened again, Huang Xiaohao's eyes were already full of resoluteness, and with a righteous and awe-inspiring expression, he rushed towards the intersection suddenly.

His speed was very fast, and in the blink of an eye, he had already rushed out more than ten meters, and he had already seen the target vehicle out of the corner of his eye.

"You're unlucky today, who told you to drive a Japanese car." This thought flashed through Huang Xiaohao's heart, and he made a savage collision when he aimed at the car.

This collision was like shattering some kind of restraint in Huang Xiaohao's heart. Before he did this kind of thing, Huang Xiaohao thought that he couldn't do this kind of thing. But after hitting it, I felt light, as if I had let go of some burden.

"Touch~!" Maybe it's because the skin of the Japanese car is really brittle, Huang Xiaohao used less than half of his strength, but he made a loud noise, and the part that was hit by Huang Xiaohao was instantly deeply concave, looking like it was hit by a heavy truck.

Huang Xiaohao's impact force was too great, after being hit by him, the whole car moved directly out of a distance of two or three meters, and the two wheels on the side of the collision were raised by more than half a meter, and they were almost overturned by Huang Xiaohao.

"Oops, I forgot to control my strength, I have to make amends." This thought flashed in his heart, Huang Xiaohao suddenly let out a miserable scream in his mouth, and the whole person rose two or three meters high on the ground, drew a perfect arc in the air, and then fell five or six meters away from the car.

"Poof~!" A large mouthful of blood spurted out of Huang Xiaohao's mouth, instantly staining a large piece of ground under him.

Since pretending to be dead for the first time in the world of "The Loser" and encountering the embarrassing situation of no blood, Huang Xiaohao has been concerned about this matter. In my own storage space, I have prepared a lot of blood bags.

When he was in the world of "The Five Lucky Stars", he even specially consulted with this Taoist expert Vaseline, and learned how to bleed when he was cut with a knife, how to pretend to be dead when he was hit by a gun, how to pose more likely, etc.

Therefore, although Huang Xiaohao only learned porcelain from the bald guy today, if you want to talk about pretending to be dead and pretending to be injured, then Huang Xiaohao is an expert in this way, a master.

In a word, pretending to be dead is very familiar with him.

Huang Xiaohao's scene of pretending to be dead in this crash happened too quickly, and the pedestrians on the road only heard a loud sound of "bump~", and when they turned around, they only saw a Japanese car that was hit on the side and stopped in the middle of the road, and there was another person lying a few meters away from the car, with a pool of blood under him, and he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.

The only one who really witnessed the whole process was the bald guy.

Of course, with the ordinary eyes of the bald guy, he just saw that after Huang Xiaohao received his action gesture, he sprinted at a speed of 100 meters, and instantly hit the target vehicle, and then the vehicle was almost knocked over, and Huang Xiaohao also threw a few meters away after screaming, spitting blood from his mouth, and was seriously injured.

"Hit the street~! Why did that stupid boy rush so fast and hit so badly, didn't he tell him that it was enough to hit people with the same force as when he hit someone with a ball on the basketball court? ”

The bald guy was thinking about this in a panic as he ran to the place where Huang Xiaohao was "lying down".