Chapter 248 counts Tian Wenjing

Seeing Tian Wenjing's appearance, I wanted to laugh - for this famous cool official in history, I feel that even if he doesn't have horizontal eyebrows and vertical eyes, he should be the most vicious one. But no, he was funny, he was a short, cute type, and his bony eyes didn't look sinister at all afterwards, but reminded me of a certain animal, the pine tree.

"Hehe, I heard that three days ago, our county lord was chased by a wolf dog from Dongtiao Hutong Road, where the Jin family's lady lives, to the back door of the yamen, so that he still can't get out of bed. How does the lady of the Jin family feel about this? "It's a pity that this lovely little old man is not at all cute when he speaks.

"The adults have also said it, I heard it, and since it is a rumor, it is unsubstantiated." When it comes to the law, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, I know a lot about it - in a sentence, I am a professional, and the magistrates of the Qing Dynasty are political and legal unity, and they are in charge of everything, which is an amateur. "I heard that the county lord was concerned about the people's livelihood and welfare, and he got up to inspect on a whim in the middle of the night, and accidentally fell into the gutter, so he was injured like that. If you don't believe it, you can ask the county magistrate in person, and see if what the woman said is half a lie? ”

Nonsense, how dare the county master admit that he was bitten by my big wolf dog in my backyard? Not to mention that he can't explain how he can appear in my backyard, even if this person, he can't afford to lose it!

"My intuition is right, the lady of the Jin family, you are really not simple!" Tian Wenjing touched his mustache, and the light in his eyes flashed.

"Your Excellency, you're impatient!" I am now dressed as a woman of the Han family, wearing two skirts, and sat down with a skirt: "We all know that the adult is the fourth master's person, but the adult prefers to pretend to be deaf and dumb - my lord, you came from the fourth master, didn't the fourth master tell you my true identity?" ”

Really, I deliberately pretended not to know that I deliberately put on a score in front of me, this Tian Wenjing is so powerful!

"Hehe, the slave has seen Seventeen Fujin, the slave is looking at Fujin's dress, thinking that Fujin may not want to know that the slave already knows your true identity, so he deliberately pretended not to know, looking at Fujin Haihan." As soon as I finished speaking, Tian Wenjing had already knelt down.

Okay, you're a dog minion, you get cheap and sell well, you say this, you're not saying that you're dedicated to me, it's hard for me to serve, this can't do that? The smartest one, such a person, if he can't surrender, he would rather not exist!

"Then I'm going to thank you, sir." I stood up and said to Dong'er on the side, "Give me wine!" ”

"Yes." Dong'er poured out a glass of green wine.

"Fujin, this, this-" Tian Wenjing knelt down and took a step back, his face full of horror, what kind of wine is this?

"Don't be afraid, this is the five poisonous wine that the owner of Miaojiang Village gave to my father, and my father was happy and gave it to me. But I've always been reluctant to drink, and today I see that the adults have come from so far and far, and they are so considerate of me, of course I want to toast the adults. "I looked at Tian Wenjing with a smile and was about to tremble, I couldn't see that this famous cool official in history was still afraid of death." The so-called non-toxic, that is——,Well, Dong'er, give Tian a good explanation." ”

In fact, this is simply what Chen Huaifeng of the Heaven and Earth Association brought to me last time he went to Miaojiang, as for what it is, I don't know. I gave Dong'er a look, and Dong'er understood, and began to do her best to intimidate.

"My lord, these so-called five poisons are ordinary things, adults don't need to be afraid, that is, snakes, spiders, scorpions, and evil maggots......

We can see that Tian Wenjing's face quickly became as green as the wine poured out......

"Don't talk nonsense, who is Lord Tian?" I covered my face with my sleeve so as not to laugh on the spot: "That is the pillar of the court and the hope of the people!" How can ordinary things be taken out and embarrassed in front of Lord Tian? ”

"Yes, yes, miss, it's Dong'er who is wrong." Dong'er pretended to be sad and turned her head, I think the little girl must have laughed.

"Lord Tian, it's a little girl who doesn't know, you have to forgive me!" I lifted Tian Wenjing, who was already paralyzed on the ground, and let him appreciate the glass of wine in Dong'er's hand more clearly.

Poor Tian Wenjing was already frightened by me, and quickly shook his hand to deny: "Ah, don't dare, don't dare, where." ”

But I could never let him go so easily—

According to historical records, Tian Wenjing, although he is not greedy for money, is so happy that he wants to win the appreciation of Yongzheng Ye, and he can even deny his six relatives. The biggest problem is that he is small-minded and loves to hold grudges.

So this time I not only want to fix him, but also make him obey me. If I want to keep such an enemy, who is not greedy or robber, and has no shortcomings, I would rather destroy him now.

"Then I'll introduce you to the adults." I smiled elegantly and cleared my throat: "The raw materials of this wine are all one out of ten thousand, and it is difficult to find strange things in the world. Let's just say this snake, it's not an ordinary snake, it needs a two-headed snake king with a black and shiny whole body - why is it called a snake king? Adult, you know what? The snake must be devoured by the mother before it is born, and then bite through the belly of the mother snake to be reborn. His mother devoured seven parents and sons, and his son killed his own mother, so heaven is intolerable, and its poison is incomparable! ”

"Gross!" Tian Wenjing retched for a while, and was forced down by him.

Hey, it seems that the ancient people's acceptance of nature is really low.

"Besides, do you know what this spider is called? It's called Black Widow. I smiled and pulled Tian Wen to mirror the gossip like a homely thing: "Why is it called Black Widow?" Because there is a problem with spiders, which is to eat their husbands on their wedding night! ”

The beads of sweat rolling down Tian Wenjing's forehead really gave me a sense of accomplishment.

"Every time the mother spider eats a male spider, she grows a little older, and her color becomes darker and darker, until—she eats the hundredth of her admirers, and she becomes pure black. At this time, even the leaves she touched while walking would be poisoned and withered. At this time, she can use it to make this wine. ”

"Gross!" Poor Tian Wenjing's things that he had just forced down poured out again.

"This third thing, tsk, that's really amazing?" I was amazed that I could think of such a disgusting way to disgust others: "Adults are familiar with maggots, right? I don't have to shake my head, I don't believe that adults don't have three emergencies and don't need to go to the toilet! ”

Tian Wenjing's face had already begun to turn dead white.

"But the black maggots in this glass of wine don't come out of the latrine." I said with a smile and looked at Tian Wenjing, as if his chest was moving again: "This method is much more advanced than that one, that is, all maggots that are in the same fetus at the same time are packed in a jar and sealed, and if there is no food, they will kill each other among their brothers and sisters, until there is a maggot king, who eats all its brothers and sisters, and when it comes out, its whole body is also dyed black by the blood of his brothers and sisters." It takes thousands of fights over and over again before one finally appears. Your Excellency, you say, is this a rarity? ”

"Fujin, Fujin, I beg you not to say it!"

"This black queen bee, from childhood to adulthood, does not eat anything else, and supports their queen bee eggs until it is so rebellious that it eats all of its own kind...... "I ignored Tian Wenjing, I was making it up."

"Your Excellency now knows why this is called the Five Poisons Wine, right?" I took the wine from Dong'er's hand and slowly handed it to Tian Wenjing's hand: "Disloyalty, unfilial piety, intemperance, injustice, rebellion, and five poisons, so this is a well-deserved five-poison wine." ”

"I-I-" Tian Wenjing trembled, his hands trembled for a long time and he didn't dare to drink this glass of wine.

"Persuade those who drink this cup of wine to become full of poisons from now on, and from now on they will kill gods when they meet gods, kill Buddhas when they meet Buddhas, and from now on there will be no one in heaven and on earth!"

I also poured myself a glass of wine: "What, sir, are you afraid?" My lord, you have been an official so far, and you are not greedy for a penny, but you haven't even caught a single Beijing official? Why? ”

"Fu Jin, the slave has indeed bowed to the essence of the imperial court!" Speaking of this, Tian Wenjing couldn't help but burst into tears.

"Because the people in the court are jealous of you, because they are afraid that you will expose their old background when you go back, so they slander you, so you work hard all your life, and you will end up with a sour name for a lifetime!"

"Tian Wenjing, tell me, are you convinced?" I raised the wine and did my best under Tian Wenjing's stunned eyes: "Now in the imperial court, civil officials are greedy for money and lust, and military attaches only know how to bully the people, you look at that magistrate, even I want to take advantage of it!" Why? Because our good officials are not traitorous enough, they are always framed by corrupt officials and corrupt officials, why are they always traitors in charge? ”

"I, Qiyun, although I am a woman, swear to God, I can have all five poisons, I can be heinous, but I swear to fight corrupt officials to the end!"

Tian Wenjing, you are not greedy for money, you must think that you hate corrupt officials, right?

"Fujin!" Tian Wenjing's face was full of tears, and he couldn't speak excitedly: "Tian has been appreciated by the fourth master, and he has been grateful to this day, but he didn't expect to meet Fujin, a bosom friend, today. The wine in his hand was drunk: "Hahaha, from now on, Tian someone will have all five poisons, and all poisons will not invade!" ”

Well, I know you're going to turn over the leaf case for me now......

I sat down in my chair - I didn't think that Tian Wenjing, a cool official, was actually taught by me......