At the moment, I was lying on the hotbed in the hotel, staring at the ceiling suspended above my eyelids and listening to the waves washing over the island.

Thanks to the Zuo Dao Chief, in order to break the wealth and avoid disasters, I came to Qingdao to travel according to what he said. I have to say that it is a charming city, the winding Laoshan Mountain, the neon beer festival, the sea and sky pier and even the quirky Qingdao dialect have impressed me, but this time my mind is not on the scenery at all.

Today, after a day in the Badaguan Scenic Area, I feel that the whole person is about to fall apart, and I just want to squint comfortably for a while.

For some reason, after coming to Qingdao, I always felt that there was a voice looming in my heart, and I put this sound in the same category as my dream, which should be some kind of strange hallucination, but it was so faint, so faint that it seemed to only breathe as hard. Now the voice came again, and it was like a guide, leading me step by step into the darkness.

……

Suddenly, I came to a wood, a thick green, almost to the point of obscuring the clouds, and I looked up at the sky as an indescribable gray.

"Goo-goo." A strange birdsong came from behind me, and I followed the sound to see a large bird with red feathers stretching its wings on a dead log, and her eyes were staring at me motionless, and their red eyes were shining brightly in the dim woods.

I walked over slowly, carefully examined it, as soon as I got close to it, I felt a warmth in my body, this bird looked very noble, its red feathers were like a flame burning, it looked like a red-crowned crane, a neck like a water snake, and yellow fluff on its head, and under its wings there were neatly grown light blue feathers, like the fluttering colored tassels under a woman's skirt, if she were a woman, she would be very beautiful.

The only regret is that it seems to have broken a foot, leaving only one foot standing alone.

"A human being who is too ordinary to be ordinary...... But there seems to be something strange in my head. ”

I rubbed my ears vigorously and looked around, but there was no one around, wondering if I had misheard the bird and spoke, but it was clearly a woman's voice.

However, this is not the first time I have seen this kind of thing, Zuo Daochang's incense shop has already laid a good foundation for me, and it can't scare me for the time being.

"Hee-hee-hee." First he said a human word, and now he let out a strange laugh, could this bird be some kind of god? And the laughter was the same as my nightmare today.

"You...... You...... Can talk? I exclaimed. What the hell is this place? ”

"This is the back of your heart." The red bird flew into the sky like a burst of fire, making a clattering sound. "And I'm the temporary dweller of your body now. And of course your protector. Hee-hee. ”

Deep down, isn't that a dream?

"It turned out to be a dream." I breathed a sigh of relief, if it was a dream, there was really nothing to fear, so I squeezed my thigh hard to see if it hurt.

"Ahh Because there was no prevention, I used a lot of force in my hands, and it hurt like pins and needles.

"Hehehehe, he doesn't have a way and no brains, he seems to be a fool." The red bird hovered above my head for two weeks, taunting me with disdain, and then raised its wings and flew quickly ahead. "Hey...... Damn Willow ...... It actually made me pinned on the body of such a guy. ”

"This ...... What the hell is going on? I chased the bird and ran deep into the woods. But it's like an endless labyrinth, and there's no end to it, no matter how much you run. One by one, its feathers fell, and when they fell to the ground, they were a dazzling flame, leaving a deep scar on the earth when the wind passed.

The red bird landed on another tree, and then began to gently comb its feathers, the red and yellow feathers moving with the wind like swaying flowers.

"What the Taoist priest said to you, you must remember it firmly."

I'm a little surprised how it can suddenly say this, as if it knows what is on my mind, could it be that what it said is true, is this really my state of mind?

"Do you see, your life is as messy and uninteresting as this wood, full of gray-green leaves, and there is no life at all, but you are lucky enough to meet my sister and me, and from now on, your life will be moist, and it will be full of all kinds of purple and red flowers."

This bird not only speaks, but also speaks so poetically, what is going on? The Taoist priest didn't seem to tell me all of this.

"I'll stay with you for a while, and I can do you a few small favors as compensation." The redbird covered its head with its wings and curled up into a ball that looked like a flame.

"Me!" I wanted to say something, but it felt like she was getting farther and farther away from me, and it felt like everything around me was going backwards.

……

Bang bang bang! There was a sudden knock on the door, pulling me out of my half-sleep.

As if dying and sick, I dragged my exhausted body and struggled to open the door, and outside the door stood a fat man with dark skin, his eyes buried deep in layers of fat, his hair dyed burnt yellow, wearing a wide camouflage vest, revealing his fat arms, the scale of which was probably comparable to my waist. At the moment, he was happily sucking a glass of Coke, making noise again and again.

This person is a netizen of mine and my companion on this trip: Long Shao.

I wanted to complain that the inner world was fading away too quickly, and to be honest, I would rather talk to a bird than see Long Shao.

"Brother Quan, how can you stay in the hotel on such a good night?" Long Shao was not polite, swaggering into my room and sitting on my pillow.

"Oops. I'm so tired today, I want to go to bed early. ”

"Oh, Brother Quan, why are you so unenlightened? Did you know that there is a famous saying that women are made of water? Qingdao is a place where the breeze blows every day, and the girls are very smart, so it's a pity not to hook up and hook up on this trip. Long Shao looked at me with squinting eyes, and his hands were not idle, so he picked up the bread I had placed at the bedside and ate it in a big bite. Besides, didn't you tell me that there was a fortune teller who asked you to come to Qingdao to find a woman, this is because God can't get used to your decadent appearance. How do you say you're nested in a hotel? ”

Since this dragon boy came to Qingdao, he has been concentrating on one thing, about x. This man is nominally here for tourism, but in fact everything he sees is wandering, listless, and what he does every day is to hold his mobile phone and chat with strange women in various ways, and then run out to party alone at night while I am sleeping, and he has deposited 5,000 yuan in my wallet, just so that I can go to the police station to ransom him when he is in the east window.

"And where do you want to go?" Although I was a little reluctant, I quickly put on my clothes. "It's okay to go shopping with you."

"Just go to the European-style bar next to our hotel." Long Shao picked me up and walked out of the room. "I'll tell you, the bar is the place where girls are most concentrated."

At this moment, the street outside the hotel is brightly lit and colorful, and the sea breeze blows the night of this metropolis, just like the gentle and sultry of the deep countryside.

Long Shao, in fact, I don't want to introduce it to you in detail, for such a role, we have to say it in a word.

Long Shao's official occupation is a group performance of a well-known crew, according to him, but the actual occupation is actually a shemale in my opinion.

In 2006, the year of the World Cup in Germany, I was working as a car washer in Beijing, and I made a small profit in a month, and I felt uncomfortable when I couldn't spend the money in my pocket. Under normal circumstances, a young man in his twenties who does not have a girlfriend but happens to be rich is almost the same thing. At that time, one of my daily pastimes every night was to chat with people on QQ, and at that time, I inexplicably added a lot of people on QQ, fantasizing about being able to chat about an encounter in the night.

One day, suddenly a beautiful avatar took the initiative to add me, her name is Xue'er, and she took the initiative to send me a video, this video you must have seen, it is a very young girl dancing striptease in front of the camera, dancing to the excitement, the video stopped abruptly, and then the screen showed: I'm Xue'er, or a student, my brother likes me, just chat with me, as long as my brother likes my sister, I'm willing to do anything. You must know that in 08, the network ** was not so developed

My hungry dick was in full bloom at the time, and I kept talking to her self-righteously, saying shy, and constantly sending money to her.

Later, as you can imagine, one day this avatar permanently turned gray in my chat bar.

But later, suddenly an uncle's avatar added me, and without saying a word, he transferred me a thousand yuan, and begged me to help him, it turned out that the previous Xue'er was this uncle, he disguised himself as a woman just to cheat money, and he also told me that in fact, all of them are called Xue'er in this industry, and they are all using the same video, the police have begun to track them down these Internet crooks, and he is more unlucky, only succeeded in my case, he felt that it would be more difficult to go to prison in this way, so he sent the money back, Hopefully I can be his friend for a while and fool the police.

Naturally, I was furious and declined his request.

And he began to plead:

"Big brother, you know what? I'm a college graduate with you, and I'm your junior. ”

"Big brother, we are all North Drifters, can you just let me go?"

I was soft-hearted, so I agreed to him under his soft grinding and hard bubbles, and the price was that he would give me a cow and a horse for a year, of course, I didn't want to take advantage of him.

Later, he became a netizen by mistake, but he never met.

This ladyboy who cheats money is Long Shao, and under the mask of the beautiful and delicious Xue'er is this disgusting black fat man, but after a long time of communication, I can feel that Long Shao is really not a bad person, maybe many things are a last resort.

After Zuo Daochang told me fortune and solved my doubts, the first thing I thought of was him, mainly because I felt that this kid was ashamed of me, and should be embarrassed to refuse, I warmly invited him to go with me, but he turned his face and didn't recognize anyone, or used various excuses to refuse me. Long Shao is an old fritter who walks the rivers and lakes, and it is usually difficult to catch his handle, but fortunately, I know one of his weaknesses.

"Long Shao, you know what? Actually, I went to Qingdao under the instructions of a Taoist named Azuo. In order to remove the bad luck from my body and save my life. ”

"Oh? And such a thing? But Brother Quan, if you let me go with you, wouldn't it make me also tainted with bad luck. ”

"You know what? Long Shao, that Taoist priest, asked me to go to Qingdao to find a woman. ”

"So you're not actually going to travel, you're looking for a girl."

"Well, let's say that."

"You! Why didn't you say earlier, I'll go, I'll go! ”

I just mentioned the word woman, and I easily captured Long Shao.

Since I hadn't seen Long Shao before, I asked him to send me a picture so that I could spot him in the crowd when we met. Long Shao sent me a photo that I don't know how many times it was retouched, how many times it was dimmed, and it was photo, and in that photo, Long Shao was extremely thin and tall, like a prince charming.

Long Shao told me that he was actually an out-and-out rich second generation before, but later his family's company went bankrupt, and he was reduced to the point of doing group performances.