Chapter 1 My name is Chen Yingjun
Ahem!
First of all, I would like to apologize to everyone for my name!
I'm sorry! You've been disappointed!
Because--my name is Chen Yingjun, and there are no 100,000 names in this world, and there are 80,000 names. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info Although it tarnishes your eyes and memory a little, in order to ensure that you don't blink an eye, you forget about me...... So please allow me to report my name, my name is Chen Yingjun!
A very common name, right?
Of course, because I'm an ordinary person. Ordinary family background, ordinary appearance, ordinary grades, and ordinary ...... Belch! Normally, even I don't know what to say......
Of course, I also have something unusual about me! That's what I can summon! I'm a summoner!
What the? Impossible, you say? Unless I'm in the Otherworld?
Hehe, sorry! It's true, and I'm still on Earth.
As for the reason...... Because it's the year 2579, 500 years from now!
In this day and age, many things that were previously thought impossible are now realized. Of course, there are more ...... that were not realized
A lot of incredible things have become commonplace, ahem! There are more incredible things......
Pity! Although science and technology have developed a lot and society has made some progress, the lives of ordinary people are still very ordinary. At least I still ride a bike in school, which is called exercise, but it's actually because it's cheaper...... I'm sorry~~~ to disappoint you again!
It's a pity! Even though I'm a summoner, I ended up being classified as an ordinary person! There is no reason for this! Every time I look at those classmates who ride hovercars or ride their pet beasts to school, I always sigh that I was born at the wrong time, and no one pays attention to my summoner! Everyone knows that I am a summoner, but they still see me as an ordinary person......
As for the reason?
Alas! Weakness is the original sin! Every time I look at the cabbage worm I have summoned, even I think it's not a big deal. What's more, this warrior walks all over the street, and there are as many people as capable as dogs......
Warriors walk all over the streets, and there are as many people as capable as dogs?
Yes! It's that the warriors are walking all over the streets, and there are as many people as dogs! In the past 500 years, the earth has experienced many catastrophes, and all kinds of magical things that originally only appeared in legends or fantasy novels have gradually appeared in the lives of the public, and the most of them are warriors and supernatural people.
Let's not talk about those who have strange abilities, now even the martial artists are divided into three mainstream schools: ancient martial arts, new martial arts and super martial arts, and there are countless sub-schools among them.
It's a pity that Gu Wu needs talent (only talented people can practice peerless magic skills, ordinary qualifications, hehe...... ), Xinwu costs money (you need to spend a lot of money on human body modification, training equipment and exclusive equipment), and super martial arts need luck (you have to have exercises and martial arts that can cooperate with the superpower to be called super martial arts!). And that's not something a normal dog like me can play with.
Once, I also wanted to become a powerful ancient martial artist, smashed the piggy bank and took out the New Year's money and pocket money that I had accumulated for several years to participate in an ancient martial arts training class. Moreover, there are only a few people with more than 100 people in a training class who can cultivate internal qi. But! It was just these few people, but at the end of the training period, they easily overturned all the other more than 90 students who listened to the class and trained together in the same period, and I was also in the crowd of people who were overturned, looking at the few guys who cultivated their internal qi and were admitted to the martial arts hall for further study, I knew my path as an ancient martial artist......
New Martial Arts? It's a game that only rich people play, and any human body transformation costs hundreds of thousands of federal coins, and those exclusive equipment are millions of federal coins at every turn, which is not at all something that a small **** like us can play! Pass!
Thankfully, I'm still one of those many dog-like superpowers, and although my abilities are weakly comparable to ordinary people, I can at least have a little superpower in the name of a superability, right? Maybe I'll be able to become a powerful super-martial artist one day? Well! Come on! (Let a summoner who can only summon cabbage worms become a super martial artist-!) Isn't that too difficult? )
To this end, I practiced the 'Spiritual Cultivation Technique' (a cultivation method downloaded from a certain forum) and exercised my body every day (riding a bicycle to and from school), determined to set myself apart from the ranks of ordinary people. Not to mention, the effect is immediate! Since then, I've never been late for class......
Today is the weekend, and I have to sleep until dinner every weekend (what do I do after dinner?). Stupid! After dinner, of course, it was time to sleep! )。 But just now, I suddenly received a message from the school club: "There is a very, very important event in the organization!" Hurry up! ”。
The beautiful president also swore that "there are benefits!" Don't regret not coming! ”
Hum! That damn stinky woman, always relying on the money in her own family, to exploit the precious time of us bitter members, would I be so easily moved by that welfare that I don't know what?
Will I! Will I!? Will I???
Well, for the sake of that unknown benefit, I decisively gave up my favorite sleep, got on my favorite ride, and headed straight for school...... (Don't get me wrong, I just don't want to regret it...... Although that woman is always a little unreliable, the benefits that are given out every time are leveraged! Once I didn't go, but I found out that the benefit that was sent was 'Platinum Limited Edition GT800 Flyboard', and the price was not to mention it, just the global limited edition of 10,000 models...... I regret that!! )
Also, I want to explain it to you here, lest you say that I am a lazy person, and I deserve to learn ancient martial arts and practice internal qi and other slanderous words. Although I can't say how diligent I am, once I decide to do something, I must do it. If you can't do it, you feel very uncomfortable, and then continue to do it (is this obsessive-compulsive?). )。 Just like when I participated in the ancient martial arts training class, I stood on the pile every day until I collapsed, and practiced until I broke my bones. But it's a pity that talent is really not something that people can control, at least not ordinary people......
And I'm not so able to sleep now because I'm lazy, but I'm practicing a magical exercise called 'Refining Divine Technique', this 'Spiritual Cultivation Technique' is a bit like meditation, it's also a bit like Buddhist meditation, and it's a bit like an out-of-body soul, in short, it's a very magical feeling, obviously I'm asleep, but I can sense the situation around me very clearly, more clearly than when I'm awake, as if another self is looking at the world. All in all, it's magical!
Moreover, there are no taboos in the cultivation of this 'Divine Cultivation Technique', as long as you lie in bed like sleeping. In fact, to outsiders, I was sleeping......
You ask me, how did I get such a magical thing as 'Divine Refinement'?
Speaking of which, this is also a chance for me.
After I was easily defeated by those guys who had cultivated internal qi in the ancient martial arts training class, I often wandered around various cultivation forums, hoping to learn more about martial arts and internal qi. But it's a pity that in addition to the popular version of "Basic Internal Strength", many exercises are secrets. Unless you join a certain sect or spend a lot of money to sign a confidentiality agreement, you will not have access to those advanced martial arts cheats at all.
Inadvertently, a post with this annotation caught my attention: "If you can't cultivate internal strength, then try this!" Although it was a very short sentence, it touched me deeply, and I subconsciously downloaded it. When I wanted to go to see if there was any cultivation experience or anything like that the next day, I found that the post had been deleted! I searched several times, and finally found some clues, but everything about that post has been encrypted into a top-secret document of the Federation SSS!
――As long as you're not a fool, you should know that this 'Divine Refining Technique' is very important, right?
So! I was very determined to cultivate the 'Divine Refining Technique'.
Well! The effect is so gratifying that it's no wonder it's classified as SSS-classified by the Federation! Although I don't know if there are any side effects, I only know that after practicing the "Divine Cultivation Technique", my whole person seems to have woken up. What the? You say that the appearance is described in Xiuwaihui? No wonder I always feel like I've been handsome lately! I see! Waha~~~~
And amazingly, I was able to control the time I woke up very precisely, so my mom didn't have to twist my ears to wake me up anymore! O(∩_∩)O haha~
The bicycle is a classic 'titanium alloy reinforced replica of the Phoenix 28 bars', which is a reward for my mother to see my academic performance rise some time ago. At the time I tried not to, but! My mother, Zhan Hongxia, is a very far-sighted, far-sighted, and financially minded person -- a housewife and a shopping mall salesman. When she bought the enhanced version of the Phoenix 28 bar, she said to me: "Son! Don't look at this car as ugly, but it's true! As long as it's not stolen, I can definitely use it for my great-grandson! Then he put his hands on his waist very boldly, "oh hehe", and came a 'queen looking up to the sky and three smiles', which surprised me and quickly accepted it!
Although I always feel that the real reason is the big sale in the mall, and the titanium bike is the only one that has a triple discount......
But it turns out that my mother's vision is really not covered, I have ridden my bicycle many times and collided with tree stumps, flower beds, bridge piers, street lamps, barricades, passers-by, wild cats, wild dogs, wild hooligans and everything else that can be collided, in order to change the mount, but unfortunately, even though I myself have been in the hospital several times, but the titanium alloy 28 bars are still standing very strong in the corridor of my house, the only price is to drop a little paint......
At this point, I finally admit that this stiff bike is my favorite ride...... Alas! (resigned)