Chapter 520: Miserable Bai Ze
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Bai Ze's return to hell was actually quite fast, but the way he returned was not normal.
Within a few days of Siegrud's in the Great River, he had completed the five puzzles set by Kaguyahime and brought back five genuine goods. By the way, Bai Ze also connected them in a covert way and gave them to each of the ministers.
The stone bowl in front of the Buddha was placed in a mountain temple in the ten cities of Yamato Province, the jade branch of Penglai was placed in the Fujiwara clan manor in Namba Port, the fire rat Qiu was sent to the Tang envoy loyal to Minister Abe, the swallow's son Anbei was placed in the bird's nest in the Emperor's Palace, and the dragon-necked treasure jade was placed in the fishing village where Minister Otomo had just arrived.
Then, the result did not surprise Bai Ze's expectations.
The stone bowl in front of the Buddha that Tianzhu got became an inferior ordinary stone bowl when it reached the hands of the minister of Tajibijima. Fujiwara Bubi maintains a suspicious personality and doesn't fully trust Bai Ze, so he secretly kept a hand and summoned countless workers to create a fake Penglai jade branch, and then, the real Penglai jade branch that should have been in his hands was unknowingly replaced by a fake designed by himself.
Then, the envoy who was loyal to Minister Abe took the fire rat fur as an ordinary garment and gave it to Kaguyahime, and gave the fake he bought to his master. The minister of Ishigami, who was digging bird's nest in the Emperor's Palace, slipped on the soles of his feet for some reason and hit his head directly on the ground, unconscious. The minister who completely ignored Baoyu's companion who was placed in front of him went to sea, and then never returned.
Then, the news of the five ministers making a big mess and losing their adults spread throughout Kyoto, and then spread throughout Japan. Fujiwara was not as angry as he was, fell ill directly, and returned to his hometown. Tojibi Island was on the spot. Minister Abe was even more miserable, and he confidently wore a fake and shoddy fire rat fur to demonstrate his fire-prevention ability, and was severely burned and fell into a coma.
And Bai Ze, who hid to the side to watch jokes and rolled with laughter, was also hit by the world. He was approached by Kaguyahime's guardian, a silver-haired woman in a red and blue nurse's uniform, trapped with the spell of the sun and moon in the pot, and then opened his bow and arrows, directly shattered his body, spared his soul, and watched Shirasawa flee into hell in disgrace.
"Hahahaha, your experience is a miserable word with a capital letter!" Siegrude sat in front of Bai Ze, who had just reshaped his body, and plucked a handful of crocodile tears for this unlucky man whose body was shattered by the ghost lamp, and then took out a porcelain bottle with the words "Ghost God Killing" written on it, and poured a glass of wine for Bai Ze.
"This is okay, the most infuriating thing is that I can now feel that the part of me that controls history is left in that crushed body, and now I, in addition to the talent to increase luck, the medical skills I learned from the Yellow Emperor have completely become a second-rate monster!" Bai Ze's face was decadent.
'Oh, that is to say, Shang Bai Ze Huiyin, almost, is about to be born? It's okay. It is estimated that after Bayi Yonglin slaughtered Bai Ze once, he threw his body aside, and then was eaten by some little girl, or some dying little girl fused after approaching, or something like that. Zigrude could think of the next development with his heels, and all in all, Bai Ze's ability to control history was completely irreversible.
"Hey, I went back to Taoyuan Township, and now, I think the most suitable thing for me is medicine." By a beautiful nurse sister (fog!) After being killed once, Bai Ze seemed to have turned on some terrible switch, and after smiling for a while, he turned around and flew in the direction of Taoyuan Township in high spirits.
"Ah, I remember, Taoyuan Township is now a part of the heavenly humanity that belongs to the Yin World, right? Aren't there all the celestial beings who live there who are free from disease and disaster, and who are blissful and comfortable? Don't say you're sick, you won't have mental illness! Will there be customers when opening a medical center in Taoyuan Township? I'm afraid that the threshold of Taoyuan Township will be trampled by ghosts. Zigrude looked at Bai Ze who was flying away, and felt that this guy really lacked a string in his head and did not think about it.
"Forget it, then I'll go too, just right, go to the netherworld wilderness outside hell to conduct laboratory experiments on synthesizing spiritual matter." Siegrud drained the wine from the porcelain bottle in his hand, drew his sword and split the space, and came to a wilderness where he had passed, only to find a spirit of jealousy drying clothes on a tree.
"Master?"
"Monster? Oh, what a coincidence. ”
"Yes, master, it's been a long time!" The soul demon nodded, and continued to talk about the children's clothes hanging up.
"Aren't you now cooperating with Onozuka Komachi to guide the dead in Huangquan Hirazaka? He did not return to the yang world. And my main activity area is Yangshi, and there is also the Enma Hall, and the range of activities does not overlap, so basically we can't meet. But I didn't expect that with a casual swing of the sword, it would teleport in front of you. Siegrud smiled.
"Hehehe, Uchiko is just a mortal, and since she died and became a deceased, she has settled here, so I also moved out of the staff dormitory in Hell and built a house here with my wife and children... Ah, by the way, master, it's the one behind you. Youji happily introduced his life.
"Oh, the one standing on the roof looking this way is your son?"
"Yes, I gave him a name, called Delirium."
"Delirious? Good name. Siegrud smiled awkwardly, no wonder there are only you and your granddaughter left in the future, it turns out that you named your son Delirium, isn't that sure the rhythm will end?
"Alright," Youji finished drying the last piece of clothing and lifted the bucket, "Master, will you come and sit with me?" ”
"No need, I still have something to sit on, you can point me to a wilderness where no one goes, and I will build a house there."
"Master, you're going to settle in hell?"
"Pretty much."
"That's really good news, why don't you go directly to my house, master?"
"No need, just point me to a no-man's land."
"Well, master, in this direction, you keep flying, over a black mountain that looks like a spine, and then you arrive."
"Good, goodbye then!" Siegrude immediately waved his hand and said goodbye and flew into the sky.
Soon, before a day had passed, there was a small pharmacy in the central area of Taoyuan Township, which recruited countless rabbits and monsters as helpers, and there was an endless stream of female customers; In the no-man's land of hell, there is a huge black gothic castle, and from time to time there are various explosions inside, and only ghost lamps and soul monsters dare to step in.