Chapter 643 Barbecue or steaming, shining debut

Chang'e has it, but what Xia Yu thinks about in his heart is not Chang'e, but the Buddhism that has not appeared so far.

In order to collect information comprehensively, Xia Yu took the time to endure his nausea and watched the later "Journey to the West 3", although the director was not changed, the plot and the actors' performances were embarrassing, and the only outstanding one was Tang Seng played by Leng Feng.

But these are not the point, the point is that the plans of the first two Buddhism have all become the plans of the Jade Emperor, and the main tone has changed all of a sudden, where is this Jade Emperor, it is clearly the director of the pit father! Naturally, there were more people scolding.

Buddhism is Buddhism, and it occupies a higher status than Heaven in all film and television works with the background of Journey to the West.

Some netizens have analyzed that "Journey to the West" is just a small world of high martial arts under the jurisdiction of Buddhism, in order to temper the monkey's heart, the appearance of the Bull Demon King, and the death of the Zixia Fairy were deliberately arranged to make Sun Wukong forgetful, only the "castrated" monkey is a good monkey, in order to wholeheartedly protect Tang Seng to obtain the true scriptures and make up for the catastrophe of Journey to the West.

It is not clear whether Xia Yu is deep enough to reach this level, but as a traverser, he can see the past and the future, and the will of the Heavenly Dao in this world can also be deduced.

"Can't sleep?"

Noticing that there was another person in the shadow of the corner, Xia Yu asked.

"Don't you know that spiders are nocturnal?"

Chun Thirty Niang doesn't have a good airway, but it's true, spiders are indeed nocturnal animals, and it's not surprising that spider spirits can't sleep at night.

"Really, I don't know what the future plans of Chun Thirty Niang are?"

Xia Yu asked, although the two parts of "Moonlight Treasure Box" and "The Great Sage's Marry" are two parts, but some of the connections are not done well, or the explanation is not clear, Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirty Niang are both disciples of Pansi Daxian, and Pansi Daxian is Zixia.

Because of Xia Yu's intervention, Zixia did not modify the Water Curtain Cave, nor did she change her name, how did these two people hook up.

"Of course, I want to find another master to learn the arts!"

"Again?"

Xia Yu noticed this word.

"Before, I worshipped with that slut under a fox demon door, but I was found by the enemy to come to the door and killed, and we have to find another master, I don't know if you have any good advice?"

Thinking of this, Chun Thirty Niang glanced at Xia Yu charmingly, for this strange immortal, his strength has been obvious to all at the previous wedding banquet, if there is a good recommendation, it is much more efficient than them looking for it without a clue.

"I didn't expect the fox demon to be very difficult to do after the king, but you want to apprentice?"

Looking at the eyes of Chun Thirty Niang, Xia Yu asked, in another world five hundred years later, she and the second master gave birth to the reincarnation of Tang Seng, which involves cause and effect, even if the Supreme Treasure has crossed over, the historical process has changed, not to mention the big variable of Xia Yu.

"Yes, I want to apprentice."

The historical Zixia (Pansi Daxian), which is in the same vein as the world five hundred years later, did not meet the Supreme Treasure, Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing were indeed successful apprentices, but now Zixia's strength is half weaker, so it is better to drive them away to get rich.

"Asking for immortals asks about a fateful method, so let's do it, I'll show you the way, and it's up to you whether you succeed or not."

Intercepting Zixia by himself can be regarded as contaminated with cause and effect, but Xia Yu has the best grasp of the Eastern Mythology World, and he has already thought of a replacement candidate.

"Eight hundred miles west from Los Angeles, there is a place called Lishan, which is the dojo of Lishan's old mother, and you can learn from her."

Old Mother Lishan, perhaps it should be said that the Holy Mother of Wudang, one of the eight personal disciples under the seat of the master of the Tongtian Sect, has always been friendly with the West, and the four saints of "Journey to the West" almost became the "mother-in-law" of Zhu Bajie in their hearts, and what did not make people think that this fat-headed and big-eared person actually wanted to kill the mother and daughter.

Not to mention these, the most famous of her disciples is the white lady Bai Suzhen, although there is no conclusive research, but she has no class, and there are many disciples born under the banshee, and such a person is more than enough to be the master of Chun Thirty Niang.

"Thank you for the guidance of the immortals, I am grateful to Chun Thirty Niang."

"Don't be polite, it depends on your own efforts."

Xia Yu waved his hand and raised the action of Chun Thirty Niang's bow, only hoping that the old mother of Li Shan could really accept her as an apprentice, correct her three views, and not have the idea of eating Tang monk meat like in the original book.

It was night, and Chun Thirty Niang set off overnight, leaving only a letter to Bai Jingjing.

"Squeak~~"

"Ha~yaw~"

The door opened, and the Supreme Treasure walked out of it with a yawn, and now he felt a little floating when he walked, even if the effect of the previous fairy bean had not disappeared.

"Good morning, Supreme Brother."

Xia Yu greeted the Supreme Treasure who came to the courtyard.

"Good morning, good morning Brother Xia, you seem to have been up for a long time."

"Yes, since the Supreme Brother Tai has tied the knot with Miss Jingjing, then our task is also completed, it's time to go, by the way, and this letter was left by Chun Thirty Niang to Miss Jingjing, please ask the Supreme Brother Tai to hand it over."

"Leaving so soon?"

After receiving the letter from Xia Yu's hand, the Supreme Treasure was a little reluctant to Xia Yu, and tried his best to help him find Jingjing, such a good person is rare in the world.

"Well, Supreme Brother Tai, it's still your words, the green mountains don't change, the green water flows forever, let's meet again."

As soon as he gave his hand, Xia Yu turned around and left, the Supreme Treasure was solved, and then I had to think about other things, but Xia Yu seemed to have forgotten something?

Oops, when he walked out the door, he found that he had forgotten Zixia.

Turning around, he dragged the sleepy-eyed Zixia and flew into the sky.

"Xia Yu, where are we going!"

Sitting on the clouds, Zixia was still dozing, and without her sister in her body, she slept a lot.

"Go find Tang Seng."

"Tang Seng? You are already an immortal, and you still want to eat Tang monk meat? ”

"Stupid, just to eat Tang Seng's meat? Can't you go to a concert? ”

"Oops~~"

Xia Yu's brain collapsed on Zixia's big forehead, because he had already played Fourteen Niang, and he had practiced this trick extremely skillfully.

"It hurts, those monsters want to eat Tang monk meat, am I wrong? But what is a concert? ”

"It's just to listen to Tang Seng sing, and tell you that he sings very well."

In addition to the shortcomings of nagging, Tang Seng also has the advantage of singing well, if it weren't for the wrong era, he would be able to make his debut directly if he packaged it well to participate in a good voice, a monk who loves to sing love songs, how to think about it, how to have topicality.

"Eating Tang Seng meat can be immortal, it's the first time I've heard of Tang Seng singing well, but you should have other purposes for Tang Seng besides him singing well!"

Although Zixia has a big personality, she is not stupid at all, Xia Yu must have a reason why she must find Tang Seng.

"Didn't you hear when you fought with that monkey before? He has long had the idea of eating Tang Seng's meat, I didn't kill him last time, and I can't say that he will eat Tang Seng when he turns around, so that there is one less bel canto singer in the world. ”

It is nothing to have fewer monks and more Taoist priests in the world, but one less promising singer is a great loss.

"I see!"

Zixia nodded as if she didn't understand, in fact, Xia Yu didn't say anything, the monkey wanted to eat Tang Seng, and the first one who would stop it was not him Xia Yu, but Sister Guanyin.

It is said that Guanyin in history is male, but basically all the Guanyin in Oriental mythological works are female, but it is such a female streamer, a clean bottle will beat the legendary Monkey King without the power to fight back, this is not the world's high-end force, so who is it?

"Master eats watermelon?"

A fat-headed and big-eared guy in the desert came to Tang Seng with half a watermelon.

"Bajie, you eat, the poor monk is not too thirsty."

"Then I'll eat with Senior Brother Sha!"

Hearing what the master said, Zhu Bajie's hand shrank faster than anyone else, hid in the corner of the awning and began to gobble up, eating watermelon in the desert, is there anything more refreshing than this?

"Huh~~"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were eating vigorously here, and a light flew over in the distance, and the colorful colors looked like the somersault clouds of the senior brother.

"Master~~ Senior brother is back! Hey? The big brother is back with a beautiful woman! ”

"Goku?"

Hearing Zhu Bajie's shout, Tang Seng stood up.

"Huh~~"

Sun Wukong and Princess Iron Fan came to this small awning, and they searched for a long time to find where the golden hoop stick was, so they came back a little late.

"Wukong, you're finally back, who is this female benefactor?"

"Hahaha, who am I? I'm the empty Britney~~Oops~~"

Holding one arm of Sun Wukong, the iron fan princess arrogantly introduced her "identity", but when she turned around, she was slapped on the head by Sun Wukong.

"Wukong, have you forgotten that monks are not allowed to break the lust vows?"

With his hands folded, Tang Seng had a compassionate expression.

"That's it, that's it, it's normal for my old pig to commit lust, when did you get better at this, senior brother?"

The atmosphere that had just become serious was directly disturbed by Zhu Bajie.

"This young lady, dare to ask how old you are? Is there an unmarried? ”

Zhu Bajie leaned over at some point.

"Dead pig's head, flash it for me."

"Knock~~"

A stick beat Zhu Bajie into a meteor in the sky, Sun Wukong put down his hand to build a pergola, and his eyes moved back to Tang Seng's body.

"Master, no one is bothering us now."

"Huh? Wukong, in fact, it's okay to commit a crime of lust, as long as the sexual orientation is normal, it's not right to engage in base, hey, hey, hey. ”

Looking at Tang Seng's awkward posture, Sun Wukong knew that he must be thinking crookedly, and he knew his master's virtue very well today.

"Master, if I'm like you think, what's the use of asking for this iron rod?"

Sun Wukong clenched the golden hoop stick in his hand.

"That's right, I think you're the hardest of the three senior brothers."

"Now is not the time to talk about this, Master, I have a small request, I wonder if you can grant it?"

Putting the stick on his shoulder, Sun Wukong's eyes instantly sharpened.

"I want to eat you!"

This "eating" is literally eating, a large number of bonfires are lit, and water is boiling on them, and Sun Wukong is now struggling with a question, whether to eat it roasted or boiled?

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were all defeated by him, and now there is no one here who can stop him from enjoying the feast.

"Wukong, in fact, I have heard about your deeds of making trouble in the underworld five hundred years ago, you are not old and immortal, why do you still eat as a teacher?"

"You can eat it if you want, where is there so much why, I will cook you today."

Sun Wukong directly stepped forward and plucked Tang Seng clean and threw it into the jar, chopped the green onions, ginger and garlic and threw them in.

In fact, what Tang Seng said was not wrong, even if Sun Wukong's longevity was exhausted, no one in the underworld would dare to lock his soul, not to mention that he had eaten so many peach elixirs in the sky, and he didn't need to eat Tang Seng meat to maintain immortality, so the reason why he did this was just because he didn't want to be a pawn of that old man at all.

Aren't you going to learn from the West? I've eaten all your scriptures, see what other scriptures you take, and just recite the scriptures!

"The fire burns a little harder!"

"Oh, yes."

Without the banana fan, the iron fan held a tattered puff fan and flashed the fire below.

"Demon monkey, don't stop it soon!"

"Huh~~"

A stream of light flew in, directly knocking away the bonfire under the tank.

"Sister Guanyin?"

Tang Seng, who was splashing and "playing" in the water, instantly became excited, and his Guanyin sister came to save him on the lotus throne.

"Hey, it turns out that you're here."

Pulling out his golden hoop stick from the sand on the side, he saw that the Monkey King from Guanyin did not have a trace of fear on his face, although he couldn't beat Rulai, but he couldn't fight a little Bodhisattva under the seat of Rulai, he was still the Monkey King who could make trouble in the Heavenly Palace in the past?

"Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this? It's just a matter of being rude to your teacher......"

Without the worry of his life, Tang Seng started the Tang Seng mode again.

"You shut up for me, talk at length all day long, mother-in-law, it's like there's a swarm of flies flying around in my head, I'm really fed up, I should have gagged you when I put you in the pot just now."

"Only when you are completely cooked and eaten in your stomach can the world be pure."

poured out the depression in his heart, and Sun Wukong finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"There are many excuses, you don't want to take the Western Scriptures at all, no matter how you explain it, you can't forgive your behavior of deceiving your teachers and destroying your ancestors."

Guanyin couldn't listen to the monkey's nonsense at all.

"Sister, this is your fault, Wukong He wants to eat me is just an idea, but he hasn't really eaten me yet, you see that although I am like this now, maybe Wukong saw me working hard in the wind and sand for many days, so he kindly boiled the bath water for me......"

"Shut up for me."

Sun Wukong and Guanyin scolded in unison, and finally saw Tang Seng nagging Guanyin.

"Pap~Papa~Papa~Papa~~"

"I didn't expect such a wonderful scene in this wilderness, Xia has seen it today."

Applauding, Xia Yu appeared on the stage with Zixia.