The next day, Liu Qiang came to the supermarket early, and when he entered the door, he saw Liu Xu Chiguoguo lying on the mat with a big word.

For Liu Qiang, Liu Xu's sleeping posture at this time is like a delicious barbecue, a comfortable health care ......

He smiled and took out his mobile phone and began to take pictures of the sleeping Liu Xu.

"Ka~Ka~"

It was neither a dream nor an alarm clock that woke Liu Xu up, but the sound of a hadron taking a picture and a flashing light.

When Liu Xu opened his eyes, he found Qiangzi and Liu Shiya squatting on the ground looking at him like monkeys.

"You...... You... What are you doing? ”

Liu Xu felt a little cold on his body, he looked down, obedient to my mother! He actually lay on the mat without @silk#, and there was not even anyone around him who could cover his shame. He immediately scolded:

"Dead Hadron, I was drunk last night, and you did this to me? Where's my clothes? ”

Qiangzi said innocently: "I went home last night, I don't know what you did, the supermarket door was smashed, you won't be taken out the back door by the beggars, right?" He shook the camera in his hand, and then threatened: "My good second uncle, you said that if I post your photo on the Internet, how many hits will I have?" ”

Liu Xu touched his buttocks, but fortunately, it was intact! As for the photos in Hadron's mobile phone, he doesn't care, who wants to see a dick's fruit photo? Not to mention being a man!

He asked sharply: "Who gave you leave, go home without asking for leave, and deduct 1,000 from your salary this month, there is no need to negotiate." ”

Qiangzi shrugged his shoulders, showed the fruit mobile phone in his hand and said: "My second uncle, I'm not afraid of you being sad, your eldest nephew and I don't have any money at all, do you see?" This fruit phone, three months' salary. …”

Liu Xu rubbed his eyes, a little unconvinced, could this be the penniless strongman who saved money in order to reward the beautiful anchor?

Looking at Liu Xu's bewildered look, Liu Qiang said with a smile: "Second uncle, you forgot what I said to you when I was drinking yesterday?" ”

"What are you talking about?" Liu Xu was even more confused!

Qiangzi stood up and looked at Liu Xu and asked solemnly, "Do you know your true identity?" ”

"Self-employed owner."

"Do you know your father's true identity?"

"Taxi driver + self-employed owner."

"And do you know my true identity?"

Liu Xu got up and kicked him, kicking Qiangzi to the ground. Said angrily: "You, what are you doing in the morning? What about teasing me? Crazy about buying a fruit phone? ”

Liu Qiang was dumbfounded by Liu Xu's kick, what kind of routine is this? Just now he thought that with a series of rhetorical questions, it was layer by layer, superb, and he was about to throw out the answer, go to the point, and give Liu Xu a surprise, and the surprise directly turned into a fright.

What about the little emotions I'm brewing?!

Liu Xu stood next to the shelf, blocked the hidden S part of the lower @ body with a primary school student Chinese pinyin book, and asked, "Where are my clothes?" Hurry up and help me look around, it can't be some kind of fucker who took off my clothes and walked away, right? ”

The three of them searched around the supermarket together, but after half a day of searching, they really didn't find it. Fortunately, it was summer, and the temperature was very high, if it was winter, then Liu Xu would be unlucky.

Yicheng is a small city, and it is impossible to find a 24-hour clothing store to buy clothes. It takes another hour to go back to Li Zhai to get the clothes back and forth, it is better to wait for the clothing store to open and then buy it, Liu Xu had to retreat at this time, roll the cool sweep into a bucket shape, and then twist the tape out of two transparent long belts and tie them to the top of the mat, such a retro bamboo transparent suspender dress is done, Liu Xu wears it on his body, and it is quite suitable.

In the supermarket in the early morning, the flow of people is not large, and the strong son is cashier, and Liu Xu is helping by the side.

Liu Xu asked, "Qiangzi, where did you go last night?" Recruit me from the truth? ”

Without waiting for Liu Xu to talk trash again, Qiangzi said truthfully: "I saw that you fell asleep yesterday, I went to the Fugui Red Bathhouse to take a bath, and then hehehehe, how about it?" Are you satisfied with this answer? ”

Liu Xu rolled his eyes at Qiangzi's unobtrusive answer, which not only did not distract him, but even his kidneys did not go well.

Liu Xulala pulled the mat wrapped around her body and tore off the hair caught in the gap between the mats.

"Hiss~hiss~"

Liu Xu gasped, it hurts, it hurts!

Hadron is laughing next to him, just as you can!

"Second uncle, don't you want to ask something?"

"Ask what?"

"Didn't I tell you last night, you are the inheritor of the ancient sect Five Dou Mi Sect, Young Master!"

Liu Xu smiled and said: "I am the young master, the head of a faction, so do you say that our such a strong sect should unify its clothing, cultivate the sect culture, and form consistent sect values?" ”

"Yes!"

"So how about unifying the outfit into my current outfit? Shi Jun took the lead, and the following helped everyone Jingcong. ”

"Huh!" Qiangzi looked at the mat on Liu Xu's body, thinking of the effect of his grandfather Liu Shan wearing it on his body, spicy eyes, is there any!

Liu Xu continued to ask: "I am a young master, what position are you?" ”

Liu Qiang thought for a while and said, "I'm just an ordinary Taoist,"

Liu Xu was happy in his heart and said: "Since you are an ordinary Taoist and I am a teacher, do you have the values of "the lord is worried about the minister, the lord humiliates the lord and humiliates the minister, and the minister dies"? ”

Qiangzi felt that something seemed wrong, and he couldn't remember it for a while, so he frowned and said, "Yes!" ”

Liu Xu laughed, took off the mat on his body and said, "Since Shijun is in trouble, as an ordinary Taoist, do you have to relieve your worries?" Come on, take off your clothes and put them on me, you wear this vintage bamboo dress first..."

"Hehe... Huh"

Liu Qiang looked at Liu Xu helplessly, and there was a faint regret in his heart, in the end it was right to persuade his grandfather Liu Shan to let him take over the position of Shijun, he thought that Liu Xu should fall into deep contemplation after hearing the news, after a large number of battles between heaven and man, and finally took fearless dedication as his lifelong goal, turned the tide and turned the tide in the fall, and helped the building to fall, the worries of the world first, and the joy of the world after the world. Accept the throne!

Hadron asked rhetorically, "Are you sure?" ”

Liu Xu said: "Sure, hurry up and take off your clothes, if what you say is true, I will eat and drink spicy food in the future, be a blessing, do whatever I want, there is no reason not to agree, if what you say is false, I can still have clothes to wear, not naked, why not?" ”

Qiangzi sneered, and neatly took off the clothes on his body to Liu Xu, Liu Xu is slightly taller, but the summer clothes are looser, and Liu Xu can wear them.

Put on his shirt and put on his pants, Liu Xu looked up at Qiangzi, and saw the soft and collapsed parts of his body, Liu Xu sneered: "Big nephew, you meat-eating thing seems to be very ordinary, you also saw your uncle just now, how is it?" Convincing or not? ”

Hadron didn't answer, pinched the trick in his hand, and quickly chanted an obscure word, and then the space around his body writhed, and when the space returned to calm, Hadron was already dressed.

"Hadron, you TM cheating!"