"Qiangzi, don't sleep, the day is in the morning, and you can't get out of bed in the morning, when will you be able to cultivate into the innate realm?"

Qiangzi wore big pants on the bed and said: "I video chatted with my girlfriend last night, and I didn't go to bed until more than two o'clock in the morning, and I was very sleepy. Uncle, the supermarket was smashed, and the master who supplied the goods didn't deliver the goods recently, let's go open the door later, right? ”

Liu Xu asked strangely, "Video chat?" You have a really big heart, do you know the living conditions of our family? What valuable things do you see in your room? I bought this bed for 300 yuan in the second-hand thrift market, did you see the Chinese pinyin alphabet on the bedside table? That's what the owner of the bed used to teach his children to read! Aren't you afraid that your girlfriend thinks you're the child's father? Also, look at this sewing machine again, I remember it was left over when I sold the house, Qiangzi, I think you should send another message to your online girlfriend to see if you have been blocked..."

Qiangzi smiled mysteriously, and said with a smile: "Second uncle, you are lagging behind, you can't keep up with the rhythm of the Xiuzhen world, when I was video chatting with my little girlfriend, I used a little spell, in the video screen, I was lying in the golden indoor swimming pool, the water was sparkling, rippling, reflecting the luxurious French decoration of my whole house, I put Burgundy red wine on my left hand, every time I took a sip of wine, it would cause her to scream..."

Liu Xu didn't believe in evil, he took out his mobile phone to open the software, and submitted a video application to Qiangzi.

Hadron clicked on the video application and casually used illusions, Liu Xu saw from his mobile phone: Hadron was sitting in the cab of a Ferrari 911, holding a cigar in his hand, looking like a style, pretending to be the ultimate force!

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Ru Zhixiu, when will your second uncle be in time!

This is simply the Taoist version of the beauty camera, or a super enhanced version, and even the scene can be changed in real time.

If you do this, when the two meet in the future, you don't discuss whether you will die when you see the light, you have to consider whether you will be scratched to death by the girl directly!

At this time, Hadron's mobile phone "Dididi" rang, and there was a prompt tone for receiving a WeChat message.

It was sent by the little girlfriend of Hadron Online Romance.

"Look at me, is this picture beautiful? I received the stockings you bought for me, they look good, I'll only wear them for you to see! ”

Liu Xu looked at the photos on Hadron Fruit's mobile phone and understood the reason why Hadron opened illusion video chat.

In the photo, a girl of about eighteen or nineteen years old, with long hair reaching her waist, she is white-skinned, tall, and has long legs. Long black hair, like a waterfall, scattered behind him, fluttered in the wind. She is tall, wearing a white T-shirt, and only a pair of long white lace suspenders on her lower body, she lifts one leg slightly, crosses PP, and sends a flying kiss to Qiangzi....

This is simply a natural template for the heroine of a movie, even if it is just a photo, it will feel like standing out from the crowd. Born to be the focus of the masses' attention.

"Iniquity!"

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Well, Qiangzi, your second uncle is starting to be jealous of you!

Liu Xu slapped Qiangzi on the shoulder and said angrily: "Hurry up and get out." Open a supermarket, do business, expensive in a word "diligent", others are still sleeping when we have to open the door, others have to open the door on holidays, even if the store is smashed, but also open, this is the attitude! ”

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By the time the two of them packed up and came to the supermarket, it was already half past eight, and the lazy man Qiangzi finally dragged everyone back.

Fortunately, the surrounding residents all knew that Fa Fa Fa Supermarket had encountered something, and a few regular customers who were waiting at the door of the supermarket for a long time were late, which was not harsh.

Liu Xu plans to sell the remaining goods in the supermarket at a discount, and when all the inventory is disposed of and some funds are returned, Liu Xu is ready to redecorate the supermarket, and when the time comes, the idle second floor will be planned together to expand the scale.

The inferior products that appear in the supermarket warehouse today are: Su Fei Daily Sanitary Napkin Pocket Magic 9 Tablets. Compared with the last Sufei sanitary napkin, the sanitary napkin that appears today is thinner, which may be the difference between day and night use.

For these goods manifested from the gates of hell, Liu Xu can roughly guess their functions, but he has no clue about these two packs of sanitary napkins, firstly, because he is a big man, he usually feels shy when carrying sanitary napkins, and he will not take them apart and use them, so he knows little about them.

The second is that ordinary sanitary napkins are hemostasis, and have the nickname of a large band-aid, if this variant version of the sanitary napkin has a similar function, even if it has the effect of lifting the dead and flesh and bones, he is not ready to use it if there is no danger to his life.

What exactly is the feature? Liu Xu was going to find a place where no one was around at noon and take out a piece of experiment.

At noon, the sun was scorching the earth, the temperature was extremely high, most of the people of all kinds went home to escape the heat or take a lunch break, there were few people on the street, Liu Xu walked to a narrow alley next to the supermarket, took out a pack of daily sanitary napkins from the pendant, and clumsily tore off the adhesive tape on it.

These tapes are like seals, and after Liu Xu tears off the seal, the sanitary napkin is like a sponge compressed by external force, and after releasing the pressure, it slowly becomes huge.

The two-meter-long and one-meter-wide sanitary napkin, Liu Xu has seen it on TV before, is a sanitary napkin advertisement, a certain star lies on the sanitary napkin: "I, I want to move, I, sit or not, I say, only the body likes it is the best, just like ^0^...^0^ girl series sanitary napkins, create a comfortable cotton surface for me, and I will set my ...... for my comfort"

Such a real picture in front of him made Liu Xu sweat all over, did he have to lie on the sanitary napkin?

Could it be that the real effect of Su Fei's sanitary napkin is a flying machine?

Oh my God, why not stop the bleeding!

Liu Xu sat on the sanitary napkin with the attitude of giving it a try,

"Up?"

Sanitary napkins are really flying!

When the clouds were soaring, he felt as if he was lying on a ball of cotton, which was very wrapped and comfortable, and the half-moon-shaped sanitary napkin dragged Liu Xu in the middle, which was very safe. All around is the same snow white, and the two little wings flickering and fluttering!

He had dreamed countless times of flying into the blue sky.

In his mind, he may be piloting an airplane, like an eagle striking the sky, crisscrossing the world.

Or wait for yourself to learn to fly with a sword, walk with a sword light, and laugh proudly!

How chic is that?

But he didn't expect that his first real flight in the air was to fly a sanitary napkin, and it was likely to be piloted many times.

The first experience of this flight, has not yet taken off, Liu Xu is already confused, bad review! Must have a bad review! It shattered his dream of 'a good boy as an eagle in the sky'!

The ideal is so full, but the reality is cruel and skinny.

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