My name is Fire Kirin, I am male and I love women...... Phew!

Slip of the tongue, believe me, it's really a slip of the tongue!

Do it all over again –

My name is Fire Kirin, my gender is male, and my hobbies are ..... Well, otaku.

I'm a bit irritable and angry, and whenever I'm angry, I can't help but remember a few.

I ate people, set fires, rebelled and didn't listen to my parents, but I knew I was a good baby.

Really, I'm only 2,867 years old, and I'm still a baby.

Because I want to protect the relationship between the dragon veins, I live in a place called Lingyun Cave.

After I bit one to death, trampled to death five, and sat to death I don't know how many humans came to peek at the dragon vein, few people came to my house on weekdays.

As a divine beast, I am powerful, and I have a luxurious residence, guarding the belongings handed down by the Yellow Emperor, which can be called a rich country.

On top of that, I have a lot of good things in my house that others dream of.

People in the martial arts eat a blood Bodhi that can improve their skills for ten years, and my blood drip on the ground to grow, and I don't even bother to look at it every day when I walk by the side of the blood Bodhi.

After drinking the blood of a certain Rui beast phoenix with the same name as me, the martial invincible Emperor Shakti, who thought he was invincible in the world, left his strongest inheritance in my family, the top ten martial arts.

These, that's not the point, I still have dragon veins in my house, which affects the luck of Shenzhou, and I have the Xuanyuan Sword, guarding the Shenzhou Continent.

I also have a good friend, for as long as I can remember, I didn't see my parents, and the first person I met was my friend.

He would come to see me every few decades and tell me a lot of things, telling me that I had to take care of my house and not let anyone steal anything.

By the way, I forgot to say his name, his name is Xiao Sanxiao, and there is a fool outside who gave him a name, what is the Twelfth Panic.

It's ridiculous, I don't even know my friend's name, I can only call him 'he', and I'm embarrassed to post my friend's information.

When I learned about it, I laughed for three years.

Well, please forgive me for a little low on the laughter of an otaku.

Because I have to look after my family, I am afraid that my family's real estate will be stolen, so I rarely go out.

Over time, I developed a personality that I like to be home.

Of course, I think the bigger reason is because I'm only 2,867 years old and I'm still a baby.

I have three big dreams in life.

First, the can't wake up to sleep, the endless daydreaming, the endless food - forgive me for being a little greedy, the first wronged can actually be divided into three.

But the second and third wrongs are definitely separate wrongs.

Second, the old turtle always said that I was too young and a baby, so I couldn't beat him.

I'll admit that I really can't beat him, so I want to grow up and get better as quickly as possible, to the point where I can hang that old turtle up and fight him.

Well, hanging and beating that old turtle is secondary, and the most important thing is that I am still a baby, and my skin is tender and afraid of pain, so it becomes so bad that no one can hit me, and it won't hurt.

By the way, are you curious why I call that friend of mine, Old Turtle?

I'll tell you a little secret, my friend is really an old turtle!

Of course, I also knew that the second wish would not be fulfilled in a short period of time, so I focused all my energy on the first wish.

As for the third wish, the dream of having a fire unicorn girl to stay with me in the Lingyun Cave, I don't want to mention it.

The old turtle said that the four of us are the only ones in this world.

Even though I was a juvenile unicorn, I was born in this world because my mother was seriously injured and died.

By the way, it's not four now, the ice phoenix that was naturally compatible with me was killed by a sinister villain named Xu Fu a thousand years ago.

Deserves it, who let her rob my blood Bodhi to eat, otherwise how could she be killed by yin!

Although I have a lot of thoughts on my mind, as a baby, I enjoy the comfortable life I have now.

If I could, I would like to stay in my luxury villa every day, and I don't have to go out.

In fact, if it weren't for the fact that the flood flooded my house once in a few decades, I could have really gone out once in thousands of years.

It's just that today, I know that from now on, my good days may come to an end.

Just today, there was another big flood down there, and my home was flooded again.

I had no choice but to run out.

It's just that just as I was running out on all fours, a voice appeared in my consciousness.

Later, this baby analyzed with his own clever wisdom and came to a conclusion - in my body, a guy called the system lived.

It's horrible! I'm still a baby, I'm still a child! How can it be so cruel!

However, you wouldn't expect that the system did something even crueler to me.

He actually asked me to complete a task called "Self-cultivation of Divine Beasts".

Oh, my God! It's just horrible!

From now on, my great divine beast, the Fire Qilin, will live a life where I can no longer defecate in the open?

It's just that it's still unknown what kind of freedom I will lose besides not being able to defecate in the open.

So, I'm going to make some temptations to see what that system won't let me do.

Hum!

Stupid system, under the command of the great Fire Qilin Uncle, your intrigues and tricks are destined to be a paper tiger.

As long as you figure out what you don't want me to do, apart from that, what else can you limit me?

Without your restrictions, Uncle Fire Qilin is a good man again!

As for what the system says, before completing the cultivation task of "Self-cultivation of Divine Beasts", I will be punished for any violation.

Hum!

Stupid system, do you think my fire unicorn will be afraid of your mother?

Isn't the so-called punishment this kind of feeling that makes me itch and pain unbearably, can't help but twitch, and foam at the mouth?

Tell you, I, Uncle Fire Qilin, will never succumb to your obscenity.

Hum!

After I have completed the cultivation task of "Self-cultivation of Divine Beasts" perfectly, what can you do with these punishments?

That's right!

I, Uncle Fire Qilin, have decided, I'm going to have a relationship with that stupid system--this word was taught to me by the old turtle, and I think it's appropriate to use this word here.

I just need to pretend to cooperate with that stupid system and complete this "Self-cultivation of Divine Beasts" cultivation task.

Hum!

Stupid system, when the task is completed, my fire unicorn uncle is another good man!

Under the spur of the first-level thunder and lightning punishment, the fire qilin secretly planned the feasibility of making peace with the system in his heart, but his body consciously flushed the toilet according to the projection in front of him.

As everyone knows, its inner monologue was completely seen by the system master called the 'stupid system' in its eyes.

So......

Stupid host, you ...... Are you ready to take care of the system'?

ps: The third update, ask for recommendation votes!

In addition, in response to a reader on an artifact: About what you said about the suspension of software updates, it has nothing to do with me, I've been serializing it, and I've never stopped changing, so don't come to me to scold.

As for the fact that some people have scolded me for charging for that software, it has nothing to do with me - after all, the developers really won't give me a dime of the novels you read from a certain artifact, whether you spend money to subscribe to it or directly look at the pirated source.

Of course, instead of using 'I', we should use 'we' and 'we' to refer to all authors who support their families by writing books every day.