Chapter 101: A Long Night
After sending Teresa Teng back to the hotel, when Huang Xiaohao and Honggu returned to the door of Curly Mao's house, the time was close to two or three o'clock in the morning.
"I always feel like there's a lot going on tonight, it's been a really fun, fun night." Seeing that the gate of her house was in sight, Honggu couldn't help but sigh, "The most unbelievable thing is that we actually met Sister Lijun, and I became good sisters with her." ”
"It's quite unbelievable, is it really Teresa Teng herself who we met tonight?" Huang Xiaohao answered next to him.
"Of course! Can this be fake? Honggu glanced at Huang Xiaohao.
"No, I mean, Teresa Teng is thirty years old this year, right? But she looks so young, and she still has a little baby fat on her face~! Huang Xiaohao had an expression of disbelief.
In fact, the most unbelievable thing for him was that he found that Teresa Teng still retained her virgin pure yin body, which is the most incredible thing.
Since Huang Xiaohao cultivated the "Mixed Yuan Wuji Yin and Yang True Sutra", he has been extremely sensitive to the induction of yin and yang. Even if he closed his eyes, he could sense whether the woman who appeared within ten meters of him retained the pure yin qi, that is, the body of a virgin. This sensing capability is more accurate than any detection method. Even if a woman can make up for that symbol in the hospital, she can't make up for this pure yin qi that comes from the origin of life, and she can't deceive this sensing ability.
In Huang Xiaohao's induction, Teresa Teng's is indeed a **** girl. This is what surprised Huang Xiaohao the most. Huang Xiaohao actually has no prejudice against the entertainment industry, but Teresa Teng is already thirty years old after all, and she is still a world-famous singer, and her appearance is also very sweet and lovely, which is in line with the aesthetics of this era.
According to common sense, Teresa Teng has such good conditions, and the men who pursue her should be endless. But she's still a virgin, hasn't she ever been in love?
"Yes, yes~! I also think that Sister Lijun looks so young, she looks smaller than me, and she even has baby fat on her face. Honggu continued, "If we meet another day, I must ask her about beauty and maintenance." ”
"Does the baby fat on her face have anything to do with her being a virgin? I don't know if the baby fat on her face will melt away when she grows into a woman? Won't it be more beautiful after it melts away? After all, her face shape is the standard goose egg face of a classical beauty, and suddenly I want to try it for myself~! ”
Huang Xiaohao suddenly shook his head vigorously, shaking off the gossip thoughts and pure academic experiments that came to his mind.
"Xiao Hao, what's wrong with you? Suddenly shaking your head? Honggu looked at Huang Xiaohao strangely.
"It's nothing, it's late, it's just a little sleepy." Huang Xiaohao explained casually, and then changed the topic, "I don't know if your brother has a few other people back?" ”
"It's so late, they should be back~! Oh no, I forgot, my brother was chased and beaten before he ran away, and I don't know if he's okay? Honggu was reminded by Huang Xiaohao like this, and then she remembered her brother who had long been forgotten by her.
"Don't worry! Brother Curly is an old man, nothing serious. Huang Xiaohao comforted, "You should worry about me." ”
"What? What did you say? Huang Xiaohao's last sentence was very quiet, and Honggu didn't hear it very clearly.
But Curly Hair and Ranks, who were hiding behind the big iron gate, heard this sentence like a tailwind.
"You're right, you should worry about yourself."
With the words of the curly hair, the big iron door opened with a clatter, and the four people of Lankesi, Dead Air Throat, Vaseline and Teapot walked out of the door in a line, standing in front of Huang Xiaohao and Honggu.
Each of them had a black blue on their faces and an eye circle, apparently retaliated by the curly hair. And except for Ranks, the other three were even more listless, dejected, and looked like losers in life.
"Hao," the dead air throat began.
"You're amazing," teapot port.
"We admire you~!" Vaseline concludes with a thumbs up at the end.
It has been three or four hours since Huang Xiaohao got rid of them and was alone with Honggu until now. If anything ever happened to the two of them, there should have been many rounds.
Thinking of this, Vaseline, who was delusional about the little sister, the three of them were a little disheartened for a while.
"Ah Hao, let me ask you, where did you go with my sister?"
It wasn't until the three of them finished speaking that Curly Hair Accumulation stepped out of the door. He was carrying a wooden stick in his hand, he looked disheveled, his hair was disheveled, his whole nose and face were swollen, and his injuries were much worse than those of the four people in front of him.
If you look at it this way, in fact, curly hair accumulation is still very fair in life and work. Although several brothers and friends teamed up to trap him, he was beaten up by Master Zhao. But in the end, he only gave everyone a little bit, adding a panda eye, and didn't hurt everyone as much as him.
"If I say, we met the big star Teresa Teng halfway and chatted with her for hours." Huang Xiaohao raised his hand to speak, "Honggu and Teresa Teng have become good friends, and Honggu and I actually don't even have time to drink a cup of milk tea together, do you believe it?" ”
"Hehe~!" Ranks, Dead Air Throat, Vaseline and the four teapots replied at the same time.
"I believe it?" Curly Mao Ji suddenly threw away the wooden stick he was carrying, stretched his hands to his back, and pulled out the two kitchen knives hidden behind his back.
"I believe you're stupid, you hit the street, I was beaten, and I didn't come back until so late with my sister." Curly hairy gritted his teeth and brandished two kitchen knives, rushing towards Huang Xiaohao, "I'll kill you on the street~!" ”
"I'm damn it~!" After Huang Xiaohao threw out this response, he turned his head and ran, unhurriedly explaining to Curly Mao who was chasing after him while running.
"Brother Curly, you believe me~! We really ran into Teresa Teng, and we really talked to her for a long time, nothing happened to me and Honggu! Also, when they teamed up to trap you and cause you to be beaten, I stood aside with Honggu and didn't interfere at all~! Think about it for yourself, did I join forces with them to trap you? Not at all! ”
"You decrepit boy~! Run... Run... Run so fast~! Curly hair piled up behind him, gasping for breath in return.
In fact, Huang Xiaohao didn't run fast at all, he kept maintaining a speed similar to Curly Hair Accumulation, not letting Curly Hair Accumulation catch up, and he didn't completely get rid of him. Hanging two or three meters in front of the curly hair accumulation, he took him all the way and slipped three streets.
It wasn't until Curly Mao Ji chased after him completely without any strength, and he couldn't even hold the two kitchen knives in his hand, and fell to the ground and was picked up by Huang Xiaohao, that he regained his senses and believed Huang Xiaohao's explanation.
This long night has finally passed like this.
Early the next morning, when Curly Hai Ji woke up from the bed, he recalled that he chased Huang Xiaohao for three streets with two kitchen knives last night, but he couldn't catch up with him until he was finally exhausted, and he immediately felt muscle aches all over his body, and he just wanted to lie in bed and not get up.
Just thinking that today is the day when Wubao Cleaning Company is about to open, Curly still struggled to get out of bed. After washing up and walking out of his room, Curly saw that the kitchen door was unusually closed.
Curly walked curiously to the kitchen door, where he heard a strange noise coming from inside. In order to hear the sound inside, Curly immediately put one ear on the door and listened carefully.
The four of Teapot, Vaseline, Dead Air Throat and Rankes also walked out of their doors at this time, and when they saw this scene, they were all full of curiosity, and they stuck to the door with the curly hair, crowded to the ground, eavesdropping on the sounds in the kitchen.
"Oh, Xiaohao, don't rub it with your own hands~! It's all rubbing your own place red and swollen. This is Honggu's delicate voice.
"But if you don't knead it, it feels very uncomfortable~! Otherwise, Honggu, you can blow it for me, just help me blow it out. This is Huang Xiaohao's voice.
"I'll blow it for you? But I've never helped anyone blow it, and I don't know if I can blow it out for you. Honggu hesitated.
"No problem, it's okay to try it, just blow it out for me with your mouth." Huang Xiaohao actively persuaded.