"Rake, why don't you have hair?"

"Rake, why did it take so long for you to come to see me?"

"Rake, grandma says you're a big badass......"

“……”

A little radish head about two years old is riding happily on the shoulders of a bald head, and his mouth is milky and non-stop.

The little short hands of the flesh were swaying around, and they couldn't stop at all, grabbing their father's ears for a while, and then maybe they felt that their father's bald head felt too good, and when they got excited, they snapped and slapped randomly.

Zhao Lei had a wooden face, didn't dare to move, could only roll his eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he didn't know how to express his current mood at all.

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It starts from the beginning.

A few hours ago, after crossing into the world of dark legends, he was worried that something would happen to Selena, so he wanted to go to Lucien to borrow a plane for use, but after thinking about it, he still felt that it was inappropriate, so he simply hijacked a small private jet and rushed to the United States non-stop.

According to the pre-agreement, after a short walk in New York City, he immediately found many secret marks left by his own woman, and then naturally it didn't take much effort to let him follow the vine and meet the other party smoothly.

Ran Goose, what he never expected was that in an ordinary apartment building, Selena was not the only one who came out to greet him, she was also holding a little radish head about two years old......

In an instant, Zhao Lei's eyes were dull, the sky was thundering above his head, and the only thing he wanted to say was: It's a dog......

"I think I'm in my prime, suave, charming, irresistibly attracting women like moths to a fire, and I'm far from having enough fun, do you want to be a father now? No, do you want to be a father? ”

The kid in front of him, even though he has green eyes, is completely sure that this is 100% his own species!

The reason why he is so sure is that he has confidence in Selena on the one hand, but the most important thing is that the appearance of this little kid is extremely similar to what he looked like in the photo when he was a child, almost poured out of a mold.

"Hi husband, you're finally back."

Selena held her son's hand and finally waited for her husband's return, and was so excited that she burst into tears.

From her point of view, this 'husband' is naturally quite reasonable, after all, she and Zhao are proven, and they are protected and certified by the laws of this world.

The woman pushed the little radish head forward, "Son, call Dad, haven't you been looking forward to Dad coming over for a long time, the bald head in front of you ......, no, why do you want to get a bald head?" ”

Selena was halfway through speaking, and the words suddenly turned a corner, she didn't understand why this guy had to shovel all his hair, didn't she know that it was ugly?

In front of the two, a chubby little guy was wearing a thick down jacket, wrapped like a dumpling, he should have just gotten up and hadn't woken up yet.

The little guy just stood aside in a daze, his little eyelids were still dozing off in a blink, and when he heard his mother say this, he suddenly stared at a pair of watery little eyes, and his face was surprised, and he immediately shouted crisply: "Rake ...... rake"

Thundered!

The expectation was confirmed, and Zhao Lei was caught off guard, although he knew in his heart that this little P child was his own species, but for him, this son was equivalent to appearing overnight, and there was always a sense of joy to be a father.

However, no matter what he thought, no matter how cowardly he was in his heart, after the fleshy mixed-race child stood in front of him and called himself a 'rake', the murderous Zhao gang leader still hurriedly picked up the kid, and responded with a distorted face: "Alas......"

……

A family of three entered the house, and as soon as they sat down, before a man and a woman could talk about their old love, the little radish head screamed and threw herself on her father.

Don't look at him wrapped like a meat dumpling, looking clumsy, in fact, this kid has a lot of strength, and his movements are as flexible as a monkey, crawling around on Zhao Lei.

There is no way, there is such a son of a suspected ADHD child on the stall, Zhao Lei, who has never taken a child, can only look confused, stiff and motionless, for fear of accidentally bumping the little monkey into it.

Selena saw it, and smiled at first, her heart was really connected by blood, and her son didn't recognize his father when he saw him for the first time, she watched the interactive scene of the father and son loving each other, and was happy to see it.

Later, when he saw that his son was getting more and more troublesome, and slapped his father's head with a crackling sound, he reprimanded him with a cold face: "Zhao Dazhui, you come down for me!" ”

“……。 (⊙o⊙) What? ”

Hearing such a powerful name, Zhao Lei was shocked again, and asked, "My dear, my son's name is Zhao Dazhu?" ”

"Yes, this is a Chinese name, and he also has an English name and a Slovak name."

Hehe, are you still proud? Zhao Lei saw the woman's natural look, and asked speechlessly: "Then do you know that my father's name is Zhao Tiezhu?" ”

"You know, didn't you tell me? Because of this, I originally wanted to name my son Zhao Tiezhu. ”

Burst!

Good thing you didn't...... Zhao Lei couldn't hold back his breath, squirted out the tea in his mouth, and secretly said Fortunately, if this girl dares to give her son the same name as his grandfather, our father can pick his own skin......

Thinking like this, he pondered for a while, and said to his wife: "My dear, you must know that I am a Chinese, and in our tradition, it is not popular for everyone to have the same name. ”

Selena nodded, "Of course I know these customs, don't underestimate me." For your sake, I have studied Chinese specifically and now I have reached the expert level, otherwise, how could I teach my son so well? ”

That's right, Zhao Lei finally reacted, and when they met, the mother and son had been talking to themselves in Chinese, but they didn't notice it before, mainly because they were used to the synchronous translation of the system, and they didn't react all of a sudden.

"Rake, Chinese is so awkward, can I speak English?" Small radish head...... Comrade Zhao Da Hammer asked with a bitter face.

"No, you can't."

Zhao Lei simply vetoed it neatly, took the little monkey off his shoulder, put it on his lap, and began to teach his son Chunchun: "You have to remember that your grandfather is Chinese, and you and I are also Chinese, so you, as well as your future children and grandchildren, must be Chinese." As a Chinese, of course, you have to speak Chinese, understand? ”

"Oh."

Zhao Dazhui pouted and responded, feeling that this bald rake was as hateful as Ma Ma, and he would force himself to speak Chinese.

It is not surprising that the child has this idea, you must know that this is New York, and the language environment he is exposed to is English, and for the Chinese that is not commonly used, it is almost equivalent to a foreign language for him, and it is quite laborious to speak, so he is naturally not very happy to speak.

"By the way, why would you want to shave your head?" Selena brought up the old story again and asked again.

"It's hard to describe this ......."

Speaking of this, Zhao Lei was also teary-eyed in his heart, in the previous world, he was struck by a thunderbolt by the thunder god Thor, and his black and bright hair suddenly turned into nothing.

Originally, with several non-human bloodlines, and a means of gene locking, it stands to reason that it should be extremely simple to urge hair growth or something, but for some reason, he deliberately suppressed the recovery ability in the bloodline and temporarily prevented hair growth.

"In the last world, I provoked Thor, the god of thunder, and was hit by him, and then it was like this, and ...... is currently in the process of transformation, and when the transformation is completed, my hair will naturally grow out soon."

After a while, Selena suddenly got up and asked in surprise: "Thor, the one from the Norse legend?" ”

"That's right." Zhao Lei nodded, "But it's a little different from the legend, it's far less terrifying than the legend, that guy is actually an alien, and he was slashed by me." ”

Hearing such a very braggadocio remark, Selena was about to say a few sarcastic words, but after thinking about it, her man is a high-dimensional character, no matter how you think about it, he should be a little more powerful than a mythical character, so she believed the other party.

"Rake, did you fight with Thor?" The little radish head on the side interjected.

Zhao Lei was happy when he heard this, "Yo, do you still know Thor?" ”

"Don't underestimate your son, he is a genius child, with an IQ of 200, currently proficient in eight Chinese languages, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, ......"

"Stop, stop." Zhao Lei hurriedly stopped the woman's words, "My dear, although he is very smart, you must know that a child should have a child's childhood, and he should not bear too much." ”

He tried to convince Selena not to impose too many things on his son's head, as a traditional man, although he Zhao Daboss is not against high-pressure education methods, he must have a degree in everything......

Seeing that the woman really stopped talking, with a look of 'although I don't agree, but I still listen to you', for a while, Zhao Lei's machismo mentality suddenly brushed up.

He looked at the little radish head in his arms, and sighed a lot in his heart: Lao Tzu doesn't know if his IQ is 80, but this kid is actually 200? Isn't it a mutation......

……

A few hours later, through means such as 'riding a bull and a cow' and 'beating a bald head', Zhao Lei's father and son finally broke the barrier, and the family was happy and warm.

After exhausting all kinds of means, he finally coaxed the little monkey to sleep, and Boss Zhao had time to discuss business with his wife.

"My dear, your 'visa' has been settled."

"Amazing! Thank you, dear, I can finally go and meet my parents-in-law. ”

"Well, I want to tell you something, my parents don't know my profession for the time being, they still think I'm an ordinary person, for this aspect, you have to cooperate with me then."

"Huh? All right. So when are we going to get there? ”

"It won't take long,......, it'll be about four or five days later, I'll go over first, and then I'll summon you directly in the main world."

"Oh, so you're going back? ......, by the way, what about the sledgehammer? ”

"What's so difficult about this, he's my son, of course he has to go to ......, cough cough, didn't you say he has an English name, what's his name?"

"Caesar, his English name is Caesar, according to aristocratic tradition, his full name should be - Caesar. Sledgehammer. Nicholas. Zhao"

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*After the update, what about the recommended ticket? ＊