Chapter 34: The little fool who is full of food
I thought of all the solutions, that is, in a thought, so I was smart, but when I was proud, I immediately encountered a problem.
I only heard the little Taoist priest open his mouth and asked, "This sister, what do you call it?" ”
Call? I really didn't think about it, and I didn't think about it!
What's my name? I'm now treated as a little lady by him, so I have to give it a decent name!
Xianglian? It's too vulgar......
Such as jade? Taiya......
Lily? No, that's the name of the girl from the Flower Pavilion......
Bijun? Young Master Lu! Are you going to die for yourself? That's your sister's name!
Why is it so hard? You're really embarrassed for me, little way.
At this moment, a flash of inspiration occurred in my mind, and I thought of a name, which I could think of almost effortlessly, so I opened my mouth and said: "The slave's surname is Li, and the girl's name is Xiaohua, and she is from Hongdong in Nanwu County." ”
The little Taoist priest said to the rag doll: "It turned out to be Sister Xiaohua, if you have any matter, please just say it!" ”
I didn't say a word about borrowing Li Xiaohua's name, purely because I was too familiar with this dead monk, and this name was feminine, so I could borrow it effortlessly!
Since the name is fake, the next story I told her was, of course, made up casually.
How did I make it up?
I said that my name is Li Xiaohua, and I was originally a little lady in the boudoir, because I like Young Master Lu of the Lu family in the south of the city, and I made a private decision for life under the mutual affection, but I didn't expect this Young Master Lu to be a merciless person, he said that he didn't dare to disobey his parents' orders, and he wanted to send me away after taking some money.
But I was already pregnant with Young Master Lu's flesh and blood, and I complained to him, but he scolded me and said that I coveted their family's wealth, and finally drove me out of the Lu family, and I hanged myself on this big locust tree in a fit of anger.
Now a corpse and two lives have become a lonely ghost, it just so happens that there is a piece of ink jade in this rag doll that is a token of love he gave me, and my soul lives in it, I just want to return this ink jade to him, that is, I don't owe them a penny in this life or the next life, and I cut off the last thought to him!
So I just ask the Taoist chief to make the decision for me, return this piece of black jade, and once I have my wish, I can go to reincarnation.
After listening to my story, the little Taoist priest couldn't help but have a trace of tears in the corners of his eyes, and only heard him say hatefully: "It turns out that my sister is so miserable, this Young Master Lu is really a heartless person, what is the use of his things!" You should have given him all back! ”
I pretended to cry and said, "That's true, and I asked the little Taoist to help me break this thought!" ”
He took out the piece of ink jade from the secret pocket of the rag doll, looked at it carefully, and saw that the color of this ink jade was very poor, and he couldn't help but be indignant, "This Young Master Lu is really hateful!" This love letter item is so bad, my sister still regards it as a treasure, sister, you really pay someone else for your true feelings! ”
I continued to cry, "Who's to say it's not? I hate myself for being blind......"
The little Taoist priest nodded and said: "I will definitely do it for you, and if I continue to have this evil fate, I will not be a cultivator!" ”
I hurriedly thanked him: "Thank you Xiaodao for saving me, the little woman is grateful, but she will repay it in the next life." ”
The little Taoist said: "Sister, you are serious, I will go right now!" Please ask my sister to show me the way! ”
As soon as I heard this, I was overjoyed, and I thought to myself, it seems that I have not found the wrong person, my bitter trick is wonderful, and this little Taoist is a person who is anxious for justice and righteousness, it seems that this Mo Yu Xuanji will soon be able to return to my side!
The trail leader packed up his things three times and twice, put Moyu in it, and left with his baggage on his back.
My soul followed, and as I went, I showed the way, so the two of us quickly went out of the orchid garden, but when we came out of the locust forest, we saw dozens of people coming densely in front of us, and several of them were holding torches, and the road outside the forest was bright.
I didn't know why, I just followed in a daze, and I didn't know what was going on, but when I got closer, I was shocked!
The group of people in front of him, the leader of the group was dressed in clothes with blood stains on his face, it was Wu Liangxing, who had been taught a hard lesson by the little Taoist priest with a spell just now, I didn't expect our luck to be so bad, and the three watches in the middle of the night could be met head-on.
As soon as Wu Liangxing saw this little Taoist, he rushed to the front and pointed fiercely, shouting, "It's this stinky Taoist!" We're so miserable! ”
"Fence it off!"
These dozens of Yiguan Daoist disciples immediately surrounded the little Taoist priest from all sides.
I was so anxious that my head was sweating, but this little Taoist priest was calm.
At this time, two people came out of the crowd, and a middle-aged man with thick eyebrows and long beard in the lead, wearing a blue-gray Taoist robe, but I didn't know him, and the one who bent over next to him was Wu Liangxing, Wu Liangxing pointed at the little Taoist priest and scolded: "You stinky boy!" Look where you're going! ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest in the lead looked not angry and arrogant, and asked casually, "Is this the kid?" ”
Wu Liangxing nodded and replied: "If you go back to the head of the sect, it will be this stinky boy!" ”
This person called Su Sect Head sneered a few times, hugged the little Taoist priest, and opened his mouth to ask: "This Dao Master, you indiscriminately beat our Yi Guan Dao people, and I don't know where we offended you?" ”
I listened to the head of the sect speak quite politely, and I didn't seem to want to fight immediately because of the large number of people, so I thought, if this little Taoist priest understands the general situation and says a few good words, he may be able to retreat with his whole body.
But I didn't expect the little Taoist priest to open his mouth and scold: "You are full of evil!" The righteous people in the world are punished by everyone! ”
Hearing this, the head of the Su Sect turned more and more pale, and said coldly: "Are you determined to go against our Yi Guandao?" ”
The little Taoist priest had no fear on his face, glanced around coldly, and said angrily: "I only hate that I don't have three heads and six arms, otherwise I will definitely beat you villains into mud!" ”
The head of the Su Sect glanced to his left and right, and sneered loudly, "Everyone heard it? What are we going to do with people like that? ”
The surrounding Yiguan Daoists waved the torches and weapons in their hands one after another, and shouted in unison: "Qingyang! White Sun! Kill! Kill! Kill! ”
Seeing this formation, my heart was all up and down, but I didn't expect the little Taoist priest to show his palms, put on a posture, and scolded fiercely: "Don't talk nonsense!" If you want to kill me, it's up to you to see if you have the ability to do it! ”
"Give it to me!" Wu Liangxing pointed at the little Taoist priest and shouted.
The surrounding Yi Guan Dao disciples all rushed over at once.
"Kill—"
At this time, I listened to the little Taoist priest's mouth quickly reciting: "One turns into a river, two turns into a river, three turns into the Yellow River and the water flows, and four turns into a fierce god and evil fall into the well!" ”
I saw that a rich black qi emanated from his body, and these black gases seemed to be pouring into the palms of his hands in a steady stream, and in just a moment, his palms were already black, and there were countless tiny qi tumbling in the palms of his hands.
Soon, the surrounding Yiguan Daoists had already rushed in front of him, only to hear a loud shout: "Waste Gong and Break the Palm Method!" ”
The little Taoist priest quickly struck out in all directions, and the pale black palm wind was as fast as thunder, endless, as if a weighing stone was thrown into a pool of still water, and suddenly burst out with a strong and fierce splash!
After these rabble, who were like splashes, they all fell to the ground one after another, and the black qi that appeared in those middle palms was one after another, and the injured suddenly wailed.
But Yi Guandao seems to be prepared this time.
As soon as a person fell, the latter immediately dragged him out, and there were several leaders on the periphery who held wooden talismans in their hands and slapped the wounded on the backs in turn, and each time they patted, the black qi in the middle palm of the wounded person was forced out of the body.
After a few moments, the wounded seemed to be back to normal, and without saying a word, they rejoined the battle!
When this little Taoist priest used the Waste Gong Breaking Palm Method for the first time, it seemed to be quite powerful, but I didn't expect that this second time, it seemed that the lethality had dropped a lot, which made me puzzled, but after thinking about it for a while, I understood a little.
It turned out that this little Taoist priest was not tall and strong, his palm seemed to be strong, but in fact, it was just a fast palm, and the black qi in those palms must have been blessed with some unknown spells, which made people feel severe pain in an instant, so when he punished Wu De and others in the locust forest, he immediately exerted his power.
But at this moment, this group of later Yi Guan Daoists seems to have mastered the method of cracking the Waste Gong Breaking Palm Method, so that the injured people quickly relieved the trouble of the spell, and these Yi Guan Daoists originally had dozens of people, so that not only would they not be reduced, but also formed a consumable wheel war, which made the little Taoist gradually fall behind.
After all, he is only one person, no matter how powerful he is, his physical strength is gradually exhausted at this time, at this time, he saw Wu Liangxing sweeping a flat pole to the waist and abdomen of the little Taoist, the little Taoist hurriedly retreated, but was hit in the back by the two Taoist priests behind him with sticks, and he couldn't help but let out a painful snort.
But he didn't stop, I saw him fly up and kick the lower gear of the two people behind him, these two people obviously subconsciously bent down to block, but the little Taoist took the opportunity to jump up, stepped on their shoulders and kicked hard, using this power to volley in the air, and jumped out of the crowd.
Good skills! I couldn't help but praise myself.
After the little Taoist priest jumped out of the crowd, he ran more than a dozen steps in a row, taking out the indigo turban and battle skirt as he ran, and when he stopped, he was already neatly draped, only to see him turn around and feel a whole handful of leaves from his waist.
He folded his hands, put the leaves in front of his forehead, and quickly read in his mouth: "The sunrise is a little red in the east, the thunder will not be allowed to kill, the ninety-nine swords will go straight forward, and the road will not be held at the end of the road!" ”
I saw that the flying dust around me condensed towards those leaves, and these leaves soon appeared dark yellow runes.
As the incantations in his mouth grew faster and faster, the runes quickly turned into a scorching bright yellow, and in the blink of an eye, his body was shrouded in a thick yellow light.
I heard him shout: "Yin and Yang Five Elements Sword!" ”
He threw out all the leaves in his hand in one go, these leaves were fast and fast, and flew out with a wave of bright yellow qi, and the oncoming Yi Guan Daoist disciples seemed to have no defense, and were knocked down by some leaves at once, but the rest of the people seemed to be red-eyed, and still rushed over regardless of it.
At this time, I heard a loud shout: "Stop!" ”
When the Yi Guan Daoists heard this order, they all stopped.
I followed the sound and looked closely, and realized that it was this sutanist who was shouting to stop.
The Su Sect leader came out of the crowd, clasped his fists at the little Taoist priest and asked, "Are you from the Lushan Sect?" ”
The little Taoist snorted coldly and said, "So what? Isn't it? ”
"You are wearing a cyan god forehead and battle skirt, you must be a disciple of the Lushan Sect's Dharma Protector Yuanjun, and our sect leader Gongzi is also considered to be the same as you."
The head of the Su Sect said with a solemn face: "I, Su Zhixiong, have made a promise, if you are willing to let go of your prejudices, today's matter will be stopped!" ”
As soon as I heard this, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, this was originally a life-and-death dilemma, but suddenly a Lushan faction appeared, and in the blink of an eye, it was about to release the previous suspicions, it seems that there will be a blessing if you don't die!
The little Taoist priest paused for a moment, and finally said something.
But this sentence made the originally improved situation take a turn for the worse in an instant.
I only heard him shout loudly: "I don't know any Dharma Protector Yuanjun!" I have an even more enmity with you Yi Guandao! ”
When Su Zhixiong heard this, he was stunned at first, and then asked, "Aren't you from Yuanjun?" Then how do you have this cyan god forehead and battle skirt? ”
The little Taoist priest said angrily: "I picked it up myself, can't I?" ”
Su Zhixiong was surprised for a while, and sneered: "Since you are not Yuanjun's person, then don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless!" ”
With that, he waved his hand, and the surrounding Yi Guan Dao disciples rushed up again.
The little Taoist priest took out another handful of leaves and shouted, "Come on! ”
When I saw this scene, I was helpless, and I secretly complained in my heart: Xiaodao Chief, you don't look at the situation, you have to carry it! If you lie, you'll die!
You well-fed little fool!