Chapter 32: Yin and Yang Five Elements Sword
At this time, the middle-aged Taoist priest with a beard paced in front of Wu De, slapped him with a "snap", and then scolded: "You waste!" You and I Wu Liangxing's words are farts! ”
Wu De covered his face and knelt on the ground, not daring to argue with a bitter face.
The Taoist priest named Wu Liangxing paced a few steps, patted his chest and said, "I said a long time ago, we Yiguandao must not do anything to make money and kill people!" ”
As soon as I heard this, I had a good impression of this Wu Liangxing, and I thought to myself: It seems that this Yi Guandao is still quite decent, just see if he can help Dazhu Xiaozhu administer justice!
Unexpectedly, Wu Liangxing stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky, opened his mouth and said, "Remember!" We are not only about making money! We also want the lives of these poor ghosts! ”
As soon as I said this, I almost fell on my heels.
I didn't expect this to be easy to do...... It's pretty decent, huh...... Quite like a bastard!
After Wu Liangxing said this, the other Taoist priests in Tsing Yi around him nodded and flattered.
"What Sect Leader Wu said is right!"
"These poor ghosts are all animals who make money for us!"
"Tell them that if they don't believe in Yi Guandao in this life, they will be poor in the next life!"
"Qingyang, Bai Yang's casual words, move out of the immortal mother, everyone has to give money obediently."
One of them stretched out his thumb and leaned in front of Wu Liangxing and touted: "Sect Chief Wu is worthy of being the number one person in our Yi Guandao in Nanwu County!" ”
Another kicked him at the eye, "Nonsense! Is what you can say about Imam Wu's ability? That's the character who teaches the capital to look at the top of the eye! ”
A bunch of people were bustling and blowing cowhides, and my ears were calloused.
At this moment, Wu Liangxing asked Wu De, "Didn't I tell you?" These two little ghosts want to live, and Yang Guangchang has a lot of money there! Why are you so confused that you have been poisoned? ”
Wu De got up and said with a wry smile: "I don't want to either!" I went to buy sweat medicine from Liu Pi, but I didn't expect this bastard to put me together! ”
Wu Liangxing sneered a few times and asked rhetorically: "You muddy boy, you didn't give anyone money, so you robbed others!" ”
Wu De stuck out his tongue, turned his head and scolded: "This bastard keeps saying that he wants to honor us, but Nacheng wants to replace the sweat medicine with rat poison, and I mixed it into the water cylinder of these two little ghosts, and I was eaten to death." ”
"You slept with Liu Pi's wife when you were doing the dojo and caused her to hang herself, can he not hate you?"
Wu Liangxing snorted coldly: "Next time, you bring a few brothers to smash his stall for me, and then put a demon spell on his door, and see if he has a way to survive in the future!" ”
"Hey!" Wu De said with a smile on his face: "Uncle Xing, you are amazing!" You have to toss these poor ghosts! ”
Wu Liangxing turned his head and glanced at Lin Tianbao, who was standing aside, and asked angrily: "Lin Tianbao, did you bring the money?" ”
Lin Tianbao smiled bitterly: "Please also ask Sect Chief Wu for a few more days, I am short of money at this time......
Wu Liangxing snorted coldly and scolded: "You bastard wants to repay the debt again, don't you?" Toast without eating and eating penalty wine! Believe it or not, I ruined your legs! ”
Lin Tianbao rummaged through his pockets and said with a bitter face: "Sect Chief Wu, I have a rotten life, I really don't have any money!" ”
Wu Liangxing gave him a look, "Search for me!" ”
The two Taoist priests immediately stepped forward and searched Lin Tianbao all over, turned around and said, "This bastard, there is really no ......"
A fat Taoist priest saw the rag doll on his waist, pulled it out hard, and asked coldly, "What is this?" ”
Lin Tianbao explained: "I picked up something for my sister and gave it to her in tatters......
Wu De, who was on the side, laughed when he heard this, and said sarcastically: "Your sister? Do you still have a sister? ”
"You have a sister and send it to the kiln!"
"Are you so kind?" Wu De looked like he was smiling but not smiling.
"There is ......," Lin Tianbao scratched the back of his head.
"Whew! Do you still have a heart? Your heart has already been eaten by dogs! Wu De snatched the rag doll and touched it indiscriminately while scolding.
As soon as he touched the dark pocket at the back, he felt a little strange, Wu De stretched out his fingers and flipped it over, and turned out the piece of ink jade.
"What is this?" Wu De brought Moyu to Lin Tianbao and questioned.
Lin Tianbao didn't hide anything when he saw it, and after hesitating for a while, he had to tell the truth: "It's a treasure!" The one that Young Master Lu wore around his neck was still shining one night! ”
"Yoh? Still glowing? Wu De sneered: "Edit! Keep knitting! With that, he slapped Lin Tianbao on the head.
Lin Tianbao covered his head and cried out in pain, and begged: "I still want to take it to the gambling house to turn it over!" Otherwise, you should use this to pay off the debt first! ”
"Are you a liar? It's just a pig-like, it's not worth a copper dollar! ”
"If you want to bluff people, you have to make up a reliable one!?" Wu De said as he handed the rag doll and the ink jade to Wu Liangxing.
Wu Liangxing took it and looked at it twice, touched his dark pocket, and found that there was nothing else, so he snorted, stuffed the ink jade back casually, and threw it back to Wu De.
"Throw this at me!"
Wu De listened to Wu Liangxing's words, and turned his head to take out the rag doll and throw it away.
"Hey! Don't lose it! Keep it for me! Lin Tianbao pleaded.
"Lost! Throw me away! Wu Liangxing scolded fiercely: "Lest this bastard go around!" ”
Wu De pushed Lin Tianbao away, strode to the door, shook the rag doll in his hand, rounded his arms, and threw it in the direction of the big locust tree not far away!
As soon as this rag doll with black jade was thrown out, something unexpected happened!
Like a gust of wind, I flew out with it!
I didn't expect the strength of this bastard's hand to be really strong, and with a "whoosh" of this rag doll, it was thrown high and far, and it was thrown into the shade of the big locust tree.
I was flying all over the place, but I saw something, which shocked my scalp on the spot!
In the shade of the trees, two blue eyes suddenly lit up, and a thin and long arm stretched out from under the eyeballs!
The monster grabbed the rag doll at once!
While I was still stunned, the monster leaped out of the shade.
When I took a closer look, I was immediately relieved.
What a monster this is!
It's not a monster.
This is a little Taoist priest wearing a gray-white Taoist robe, with a delicate face in a bun, and a burden on his back, but he doesn't understand why he has blue eyes.
This little Taoist priest suddenly jumped down, which made Wu De at the gate of the Land Temple also startled!
Wu De opened his mouth and asked, "What person?" ”
The little Taoist priest looked at the rag doll, casually stuffed it on his belt, glanced up at Wu De, yawned, and opened his mouth to scold: "You bastards, you dare to disturb my dream!" ”
Wu De pointed at the little Taoist priest and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”
The little Taoist sneered: "What are you doing? I'll do whatever you do! ”
The other Taoist priests in the Land Temple had already heard the movement here and ran out of the temple one after another.
Wu Liangxing stood at the front, looked the little Taoist up and down, and then hugged his fists and smiled: "This little Taoist chief, we are all of the same origin as the Taoist sect, the so-called harmony generates wealth, you take your sunshine road, I will cross my single-plank bridge, let's still not violate the river water!" ”
The little Taoist priest smiled slightly and said, "I can't get used to what you have done to hurt the heavens and reason, so I will take care of it, what should I do?" ”
Wu Liangxing looked at the four companions around him and smiled, "Then you are asking for your own hardship!" ”
The Taoist priests behind him laughed.
It stands to reason that there are many people on Wu Liangxing's side, and even my second uncle can't afford to provoke him alone, but I didn't expect this little Taoist priest to be fearless, I saw him show his palms and shout in a posture: "Come on!" Let's see how the master cleans you up! ”
Wu Liangxing glanced at Wu De, and Wu De immediately understood, and gestured to the two Taoist priests, one fat and one thin, on the left and right.
"Give it to me!"
The three of them immediately rushed towards the little Taoist, relying on the large number of people, and they were menacing for a while!
The three of them attacked from the left, the middle and the right at the same time, wanting to capture the little Taoist priest in one fell swoop when he had no time to separate himself and be in a hurry.
But the little Taoist priest smiled slightly, and only listened to his mouth: "One turns into a river, two turns into a river, three turns into the Yellow River and the water flows, and four turns into a fierce god and evil fall into the well!" ”
I saw that a faint black mist suddenly emanated from his body, and these mist quickly poured into the palms of his palms, and soon his palms were condensed and entangled by the black gas, and he heard a loud shout.
"Waste the power and break the palm method!"
With his loud shout, he saw that in the blink of an eye, he had struck out three palms in a row in the left, middle and right directions, these three palms were as fast as lightning, and the black qi condensed in those palms all hit the hearts of these three Yiguan Daoist priests.
"Oops!"
The three of them fell to the ground after being slapped and wailed.
I was overjoyed when I saw it, and secretly exclaimed: What a powerful little Taoist! With just one palm, he beat these bastards to the ground.
The little Taoist priest withdrew his palm momentum and sneered at Wu Liangxing: "How is it?" Want to try again? ”
Wu Liangxing saw that all three of his subordinates had suffered losses, and how could he dare to be lazy, so he hurriedly pulled out a short sword from his waist and scolded through gritted teeth: "You are looking for death by yourself!" ”
After that, he and another Taoist priest rushed up again, although this little Taoist priest was powerful, but after all, he was bare-handed, and I couldn't help but worry about him.
But the little Taoist priest didn't change or hurriedly said: "Come and don't be rude, since you want to make a sword, then I will also use a sword!" ”
Before the words were finished, I saw the little Taoist priest dig out his chest, took out two leaves, pinched them in his hands, and read in his mouth: "The sunrise is a little red in the east, the thunder will not be allowed to kill, the ninety-nine swords will go straight forward, and the road will not be held at the end of the road." ”
These two leaves were very strange, they looked like they were just ordinary leaves, but when he chanted the incantation, the mist around the locust tree seemed to quickly condense on the leaves, and then strange white runes faintly appeared on the leaves, and he heard him shout.
"Yin Yang Five Elements Sword!"
He threw out the leaves in his hand, and before Wu Liangxing and the others rushed in front of him, all these leaves flew out and hit Wu Liangxing and another Taoist priest in Tsing Yi at once.
Wu Liangxing was also taken aback, but he touched his body, only to see that the leaf fell to the ground, leaving only a water mark on his clothes, Wu Liangxing saw that he didn't seem to have anything, and laughed: "You stinky boy who has not dried up!" Do you think you can stop me with all these kids? ”
The little Taoist priest was not angry when he heard this, but smiled slightly, pinched out his sword finger, and read in his mouth: "Ants and ants climb up!" After eating, the heart and liver eat the brain! ”
"What is this?" When Wu Liangxing was still stunned, he suddenly threw the short sword in his hand, grabbed his chest and laughed: "It's so itchy!" It's so itchy...... Why is it so itchy? ”
He and the other Taoist priest were scratching their ears and cheeks and rolling on the ground, tears of laughter flowing, and I watched their tickling actions, and I wondered for a moment, and I didn't know what was going on.
But when Wu Liangxing scratched a few blood marks on his face, I gradually became suspicious, this strange move, could it be that they had fallen into an inexplicable spell?
At this time, I heard Wu Liangxing laughing and begging for mercy hoarsely: "Xiaodao Chief, spare your life!" The trail chief spares his life! Please undo this spell with the Taoist! ”
The little Taoist ran in front of Wu Liangxing, kicked a few times, and scolded angrily: "Say! Are you still doing bad things? ”
Wu Liangxing laughed so hard that he shook his head while rolling, "Don't dare!" I don't dare anymore! ”
The little Taoist priest shook his head and sneered: "If you want to solve the spell, solve it yourself!" ”
Wu Liangxing smiled and asked, "How to solve it?" Please also teach us! ”
The little Taoist priest pointed to the big locust tree on the side, and said with a smile: "Oh! There is a big locust tree over there, you take off your clothes and rub your whole body on the bark of the locust tree, which can relieve both itching and spells! ”
Wu Liangxing was already itching to smoke, and when he heard this, he dared to slack off, so he quickly got up and rushed towards the big locust tree like the wind!
He and another Taoist priest were running and undressing, and in a blink of an eye, they took off their whole bodies, didn't even leave their underwear, and even hugged the big locust tree on their stomachs......
The tree looked to be a hundred years old, and its bark was unusually hard, thick, and uneven, and they rubbed on it to estimate that even a layer of bark had been rubbed off!
And he laughed and wailed at the same time!
It is even more painful while shouting comfort!
I watched this funny scene, and laughed crookedly on the spot, this little Taoist priest is an interesting person, and he actually uses such a method to punish these wicked people!
It is estimated that the little Taoist priest is also angry enough, I saw him pick up two small stones, aimed at the backs of these two people, and after the stones hit their backs, as soon as the spell was lifted, they collapsed to the ground tiredly, humming like two big white pigs, and the blood stains mixed with the fragments of bark were like......
"Don't get out of here!" The little Taoist priest scolded fiercely.
Wu De and three other Taoist priests not far away hurriedly went to help Wu Liangxing and the others up, picked up their clothes and fled.
In the distance, I heard them crying out through gritted teeth: "Good! You're amazing! You wait! You're waiting......"
The little Taoist snorted, ignored them, and turned his head into the Land Temple, where Lin Tianbao had already sneaked away, and the surroundings were quiet at this time.
The little Taoist priest saw the corpse of the big pillar and the small pillar at a glance, and sighed deeply, in the dark temple, he was silent alone for a long time.
Then the little Taoist priest carried their bodies out of the land temple one by one, dug a pit next to the big locust tree, wrapped them in straw mats and buried them.
After the burial, he stood in front of the tomb, pinched out his sword fingers and gently recited the scriptures, as if he was overdoing it for them......
I was right behind him, and I was sad for a long time......
Big pillar and small pillar, someone has avenged you! Rest in peace......