Chapter 142: A Bunch of McDulls
There are a lot of things in it, he doesn't know what it's for, the most are those, it seems to store the jade slips of the cultivation law, and the entire space is occupied by these things, is this a place where meteors specially throw garbage? It's developed! It's developed!
Zhang Yi couldn't stop shouting in his heart, he didn't expect that he had this kind of shit luck? It's just amazing! Zhang Yi just woke up from the shock, and as soon as he raised his head, what appeared in front of him was a fat face, how fat it was, everyone might not believe it when he said it.
The eyes are covered by the eyelids, and you can't see the black and white inside the eyes at all, what's going on with this comic? This is more exaggerated than those sumo wrestlings in the East, in this world, how can there be, a guy who cherishes his body so much, eats himself into a big fat man, and others will be afraid of you?
Zhang Yi was a little unconvinced, and a little puzzled, only to find that he had been surrounded, and several menacing guys looked at him with bad intentions, like a group of hungry strong men, seeing the kind of eyes of a beautiful woman.
Zhang Yi shuddered, looked at these guys, and said helplessly: "What do you want to do?" I don't do it! ”
When these guys heard these words, they were stunned, and one guy didn't know how to pretend to understand and said, "Boss, this kid scolds you!" ”
Zhang Yi seemed to see countless crows flying in the sky, really, it's terrible to be uneducated, he is also speechless to these guys, you boys, seeing that I am wearing coarse linen clothes, Zhang Yi left in too much hurry, forgot to change, it is not as good as a beggar, how can these guys block themselves, there is really a problem with their eyes.
When the big fat man heard this, he showed a fierce expression and shouted at Zhang Yi: "Do you want to die, or do you want to live?" ”
Zhang Yi didn't expect that there would be such a funny boss, this is too weird, right? Zhang Yi saw that they had no intention of making a move, so he pretended to be submissive and said: "Of course I want to live, of course I want to live!" ”
After speaking, Zhang Yi also smiled at the fat man, the fat man nodded proudly, and looked at the brothers around him, giving him a finished look, everyone was happy all of a sudden, it seems that they have a new member, cooking, cleaning, mopping the floor, and washing clothes have finally been done.
Everyone looked at Zhang Yi's eyes, like looking at a fool, Zhang Yi didn't know why, I don't know what these guys want to do? Robbery, it's a bit different, my clothes are there, and I look like a poor bastard at all, or the kind that doesn't have a penny.
Zhang Yi really doesn't have a penny, the least is a dime, who still uses a penny now! Kidnapping, it's impossible, and he's not a rich man, his father, and he can't extort a few dollars! It's weird, is this a test of my intelligence!
The big fat man, seeing Zhang Yi's somewhat confused expression, just laughed, and the group of two hundred and five also laughed, I don't know what is good, everyone laughs so happily, it is really a group of two or five boys, Zhang Yi scratched the back of his head, I don't know how to describe this group of stupid guys.
Hurry up what you want to do, sir, I'll have to find a place to eat later! Seeing Zhang Yi's stunned expression, the boss stopped laughing and said to Zhang Yi: "Brother, welcome to join our beggar gang, I am the gang leader Hong Ba, these are our brothers, how about it?" Magnificent enough! ”
When Zhang Yi heard this, he was speechless for a while, there are still such boring guys in this world, and he couldn't help but think in his heart, he is still Hong Ba, a year older than Hong Qigong and his old man, this is the rhythm of going against the sky!
It's really a group of guys with their heads burned, Zhang Yi is still enduring it, and he doesn't understand what these guys are doing, so he continues to listen to their bragging: "It's grand enough, it's so domineering!" ”
"Teach this new brother the rules of our lessons." The fat man spoke, and Zhang Yi thought to himself, is this going to war? You're too inkblotted, and I'm thankful for the flowers I'm waiting for!
A stupid guy stood up and said to Zhang Yi: "Our rule is, the first is not to steal, and the second is 、、、."
Zhang Yi thought that he was going to fight, but he just ordered it, but he didn't expect it to be like this, these guys were kicked in the head by a donkey, do you really think I will join their so-called beggar gang?
Before the stupid guy finished speaking, he was dragged by a small guy and dragged to the back, and there was a sentence that made people cry and laugh: "Don't rob me of my lines, it's my turn, boy, listen well, the second is not to beg, because we are all dignified." ”
Zhang Yi was thundered by this sentence, damn! You beggars don't beg? How can this fine tradition, which has been handed down for thousands of years, be severed in your hands? If your brother Hong Qi knows, will he jump out and destroy your McDull, I'm really looking forward to it!
This is okay, quite conscious, and after speaking, he automatically retreated behind, because this guy is small, and he can't see anyone at all now, and he looks so small, can he marry a daughter-in-law in the future?
At this time, a few more people jumped out in turn, the most important thing is a few words, we don't do illegal things, it's really McDull home, you guys don't do illegal things?
So what do you mean by blocking me here? Mother-in-law and mother have a lot, but they still haven't gotten to the point, it's really tormenting! At this time, dozens of guys with machetes came over menacingly.
Looking at the appearance of these guys, everyone on the earth knows that they must be a group of ruffians and hooligans, painting themselves one by one, as if they are ghosts, who are they trying to scare?
The guy who took the lead walked to the side of these McDulls, with a fierce face, looking at the fat man named Hong Ba, just like looking at a dead man, he didn't look at him at all, and said solemnly: "I said that you are a dead fat man, you are very fat!" Dare to break ground on the crazy head of our white camel, are you tired of it? ”
The fat man named Hong Ba was pushed to the front by everyone and withstood the pressure of these guys, but this fat man was also weak-hearted, and he didn't dare to look at the guys, and the one who took the lead was in front of this fat man.
It was even more unscrupulous, and said fiercely: "What about my goods? If you don't hand it over today, none of you will want to leave here alive! ”
Zhang Yi listened a little foggy next to him, what is this!