Chapter 423: Lao Guo! Is that you, Lao Guo? You also crossed?
Without the slightest hesitation, Yuan Ren did not hesitate to pick up the purple gold gourd and half-pulled peach on the ground for the six-flavor Dihuang pill that did not contain sugar for kidney deficiency.
As for this, it was eaten and thrown away by others, and even the peach was gnawed by someone.
So what does it matter?
Compared to its role, this little bit of face is nothing.
After all...... Man, how can you make your waist not work.
The waist is good, the body is good, you are good to her.
Yuan Ren accidentally picked up the Nine Turns Jin Dan that the Great Sage threw on the ground and the half-pulled peach that the Second Senior Brother had thrown away, so let's not talk about it for the time being.
However, it was said that Tang Sanyu took his apprentice into the palace and met the king of Chechi.
Time.
The king of Che Chi is reviewing the folds in the main hall of the palace.
When Tang Sanfu walked up to the main hall with his apprentice, the king of Che Chiguo felt something and raised his head to look at Tang Sanfu.
When the king of Che Chi saw Tang San's burial, Tang San's burial also saw Che Chi Guo.
The moment the four eyes met, Tang San was slightly stunned.
I saw that the king of Che Chi looked like he was about sixty years old, his body was quite rich, his height should not exceed one and a half meters, and it was difficult to estimate how much his net height was.
A round face is full of meat, and when the eyes are narrowed and the smile gives people a rather kind feeling.
Not only is it not the reason why people begin to lose their hair in old age, but the king of Che Chi does not have many hairs on his head, and he also leaves himself a very trendy hairstyle.
No matter how he looked at it, Tang Sanyu felt that the other party's head looked like a peach on his head.
So......
"Lao Guo! Is that you, Lao Guo? You also crossed? ”
King Chechi: "......."
Looking at Tang San's funeral with a confused expression, King Che Chiguo's heart was messy for a while, and the scene he wanted to say before was completely forgotten by this interruption.
"Lao Guo? Through? ”
King Che Chiguo looked at Tang San's burial, his eyes were satisfied and puzzled, Lao Guo could know that it should be a familiar title.
As for the crossing...... What's that?
However, although he didn't know what crossing was, as the king of a country, even though he was facing a holy monk from the Heavenly Empire, the king of Chechi did not complain about losing face.
immediately pretended to know everything, and looked at Tang Sanfu with a smile.
"This should be the holy monk from the Tang Dynasty, right?
Come, give a seat. ”
A guard carried a chair and put it aside, Tang Sanfu was not polite, he sat down cross-legged, and the whole person lay on the chair in an extremely comfortable posture.
Seeing that Tang San was lying so comfortably, the king of Che Chi wanted to learn.
Who knew that this lay down and there was a problem lying down.
It's also because his chair is too big, and he's a little short.
This lay down, did not lean on the back of the chair, but the king of Che Chi Guo lay on the chair with a puff.
They were all lying flat, and his head didn't even touch the back of the chair behind him.
Scene...... It became very embarrassing at one point.
The civil and military ministers of Che Chi Guo looked at their noses and noses one by one, and they looked at their mouths and mouths, and turned a blind eye to the embarrassing scene of the king of Che Chi Kingdom.
Tang Sanfu was not afraid of the majesty of any king, looking at the appearance of the king of Che Chiguo, he immediately burst out laughing.
"I said Lao Guo, what are you doing here?"
The king got up a little embarrassed and looked at Tang Sanfu with a serious face.
"Holy monk, did you know this king before?"
Tang Sanfu shook his head, "I don't know." ”
If you want to talk about the king of Che Chiguo, he naturally knows it, after all, in Journey to the West, this product is also a character, and he was also a decent person in his lifetime.
But if you want to talk about meeting, Tang Sanfu is really the first time to see this product.
Seeing that the topic had been successfully shifted, the king asked, "If you don't know, how do you know the king's surname?" ”
Tang San's funeral: "......." Nani? What is your real surname Guo?
As if he had guessed what Tang San was thinking, the king nodded, "That's right, the ancestor of this king is surnamed Guo." ”
Tang San's burial: "......."
"Lao Guo, what's your name?"
The king glanced at Tang Sanfu puzzled, he didn't know that it was very rude to ask a king's name like this?
Even if his country is not as big as the territory of a county in Datang, no matter how small the bean bag is, he is still dry food?
You just ask him his name directly, he is a dignified king, don't you have a face?
"This king, Guo Zhitie."
The honest King Lao Guo still said his name after glancing at Tang Sanfu.
Tang San's burial: "......."
What the hell are you...... Are you sure you really didn't cross over from Lao Guo?
Moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor, you are wise when you are virtuous?
Steel is the same system, people just you are iron?
"Holy monk, is there any problem?"
Seeing Tang San's expression, King Lao Guo asked with some puzzlement.
"Huh? It's okay. ”
Tang San came back to his senses, and looked at King Lao Guo with a somewhat strange expression, "The poor monk just pinched his fingers and found that there was green smoke on your ancestral grave, Lao Guo, and the descendants of the future generations will be more prosperous from generation to generation." ”
In ancient times, people were superstitious, especially Tang Sanfu was still a monk, and he was a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty.
As soon as I heard this, my eyes immediately lit up.
"Is this true?"
Tang Sanfu nodded, "Naturally." ”
"Good. This is good, and it is good to have a chance! ”
Lao Guo nodded again and again, a little incoherent.
"Just ......"
Tang San's funeral made a twist, making Lao Guo almost jump up from his chair.
"Holy monk, just what?"
Lao Guo looked at Tang San's burial with a nervous expression, for fear that he would say something bad.
Tang Sanfu smiled and gave Lao Guo a reassuring look.
"However, the poor monk pinched his fingers and calculated, although the descendants of your family are more and more prosperous from generation to generation, if you want to really do something big, you still need the guidance of a master."
When Lao Guo heard this, he thought to himself, what kind of master do you want, isn't this a holy monk in front of him?
Holy monk, how tall can a person be taller than him?
Immediately looked at Tang San's funeral, "I still hope that the holy monk will give me advice, I am grateful to Lao Guo." ”
Tang Sanfu nodded with satisfaction, with a teachable relief on his face.
"If your descendants want to soar, they must follow a certain law in their name.
The poor monk has just pinched his fingers and calculated, there is green smoke on the grave of your ancestors, and there are benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and faith, virtue and beauty, and loyalty.
Therefore, in the future, it is best to include one of these ten words in the names of your descendants.
In addition, the feng shui on your ancestral grave is the life of water in the wood, and you need money to help.
Therefore, if your descendants want to have a career in the future, it is best to have a metal in their name. ”
Tang Sanfu flickered here, and Lao Guo nodded without doubt.
"Holy monk, is there anything else?"
Tang Sanfu saw that Lao Guo was so cooperative, and he wanted to fool a few more words, but he was afraid that he would accidentally fool Lao Guo.
Then he shook his head, "That's all, and it will be enough for your descendants to be of infinite use." ”
The king nodded again and again, "What the holy monk said is very true, and the holy monk's mention is enough for the little king and future generations to enjoy the blessings of eternity." ”
Tang Sanfu nodded with satisfaction, and said in his heart that this king is not bad, go up.
"Alright, when the business is over, it's time to get down to business."
Tang Sanfu took the customs clearance document from the second senior brother and handed it to the king.
"Lao Guo, look, this is a customs clearance document, we are going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, passing by your car Chi Guo needs to exchange customs clearance documents.
Come, take out your big seal and stamp it up. ”
Lao Guo took his big seal from the side, and without looking at it, he stamped a seal on the customs clearance document.
"Holy monk, it's all here, it's better to stay in the palace for a meal, so that Xiao Wang can entertain him and express his gratitude."
Tang Sanfu smiled and nodded, "It's okay to eat, but you don't need the ingredients, let's prepare them ourselves." ”
The second senior brother dragged the huge elk from outside and threw it in front of the king, and Tang Sanfu also took out the tray full of mutton slices.
"Venison, mutton slices, please eat hot pot today."
King: "......."
You see, a holy monk is a holy monk, and he is really polite.
He came to the king's territory and invited him to dinner.
The holy monk is such a capable person to invite himself to what hot pot, and he feels that he has face when he says it.
In addition, the holy monks told the fortunes of their old Guo family, and left a long-lasting criticism, this is awesome...... He felt he could blow for a year.
But......
"Holy monk, aren't all of you monks vegetarians?
These seem to be some meat, holy monk, you have eaten them..... No problem? ”
Tang San's eyes widened when he heard this.
"That bastard said that the monks all have to eat meat? You ask him to come forward, and the poor monk promises not to kill them. ”
Lao Guo: "......"
Isn't that so?
But obviously it was written in the script he got that monks just can't eat meat!
Tang Sanfu glanced at Lao Guo, "My Buddhism has never had a rule that you are not allowed to eat meat.
Lao Guo, you must know that as the saying goes, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart flows. ”
"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart?"
Lao Guo repeated this sentence, his consciousness was unclear, and his eyes were even more admiring when he looked at Tang San's funeral.
"Well, that's right, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart flows."
Tang Sanyu nodded, and didn't correct Lao Guo's idea that he had misread a word.
Immediately, the king ordered a cauldron to be prepared, and a fire was made and the water began to boil.
Just in front of the king's palace, a room was set up, and the old Guo Hao Tang three funeral master and apprentice came to the first self-service hot pot in the Journey to the West.
The meat mainly consists of mutton slices on his own body sponsored by the friendship of Yang Li Daxian.
The flesh of his own body sponsored by the friendship of Luli Daxian.
Huli Daxian also wanted to sponsor it in friendship, and the great sage felt that Huli Daxian was a decent person, so he let Huli Daxian go decently.
Huli Daxian was very disappointed in this, but he didn't insist on staying and jumping into the hot pot.
In addition to meat, there are naturally many vegetarian dishes.
The guests and hosts enjoyed the meal, and the countless guards and palace maids on the side watched the hot food of their own king and Tang San's funeral master and apprentice, smelling the fragrance of the hot pot, and swallowing saliva one by one.
After returning home, many guards and palace maids began to try homemade hot pot in private.
Eventually, the practice of this hot pot spread from the palace and swept the entire Three Realms at an extremely fast speed.
Since then, the invention of hot pot has caused many human disasters.
For example, in order to eat squid hot pot, a certain immortal second generation lived for tens of millions of years in the North Sea, and his father saw an octopus that wanted to shout uncle and cut it into tadpoles.
For example, since the rise of a thing called dragon meat hot pot in the heavenly realm, the population of the Four Seas Dragon Clan has begun to decline sharply, and there are always people who have lost contact with each other inexplicably.
Another example......
All of this is a later story, and I will not show it for the time being.
However, it was said that after Tang San's funeral was full of wine and food, he said goodbye to the king of Chechi and left the palace.
When he walked out of the palace, Tang Sanyu saw that the guard who had helped him pass the word before was still standing there, but he looked a little absent-minded, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
The first time he saw this guard's performance like this, Tang Sanyu felt that he had already guessed the reason.
Seeing that this guard was uncertain, unable to concentrate, and his whole person's eyes were deeply sunken and pale, there was no need to guess that Tang Sanfu knew that this thing was kidney deficiency.
Thinking of the previous message to himself, and he looked at him very well.
Tang Sanfu thought for a moment and stepped forward to hand over a booklet.
"This is a Qi practice method for poor monks, which can absorb all the energy in heaven and earth to nourish themselves.
It also has a great effect on nourishing yin and replenishing yang, strengthening the kidneys and strengthening the body.
Even if there is a fate, the poor monk feels that the donor should use it, so he will give it to the donor today. ”
After that, Tang Sanfu put the booklet in Yuan Ren's hands and left with his apprentices in style.
The next stop should be to block the road to the Tianhe, right?
The corners of Tang San's mouth hooked up a cheap smile.
ps: Push the book, "Hacker Storm", the same group of authors, friendly recommendation.