Chapter 70: Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger
Walking to the giant cave with a diameter of ten meters, looking at the increasingly dim and silent cave entrance, as well as the bright or charred insect corpses scattered around the cave entrance, Lu Wu stopped abruptly.
"For the sake of credibility, perhaps the battle scene should be made more tragic."
Put down the petite cat lady in her right hand, activate the meter, activate the big loach airflow card, and surround the airflow around the body. Activate the air burst bomb card, a basketball-sized blue energy ball was grabbed by Lu Wu in his right hand, the big loach airflow card quickly filled it with airflow, the huge airflow was compressed in the small blue energy ball, and Lu Wu's right hand swirled a terrible whirlwind.
Aiming at a stout stone stalactite with five people hugging beside him, the blue air explosion bomb exploded instantly after hitting the stone, and there was a loud bang, and a circle of air blast patterns exploded, blowing Lu Wu's clothes crackling.
The innocent stone stalactite that was impacted by the huge blasting force was instantly covered with deep cracks, as if it would collapse at any time, and sure enough, as Lu Wugang withdrew his slightly numb right hand, he slowly exhaled a deep breath towards it, like the last straw that overwhelmed the camel, and the five of them hugged the thick stone stalactite and crackled, and collapsed with gravity.
A puff of smoke and dust swayed, and Lu Wu's confident wild eyes lit up in the white smoke and dust glowing with white fluorescence, and he was very satisfied with the power of the airburst bomb.
Activate the three-star card small thunderbolt card, only to see six walnut-sized fiery red thunderbolts floating in the upper back of Lu Wu in an N-shape, and his right hand pointed at the three people in front of him with a finger of the thick stone stalactite, and a thunderbolt was fired out like a cannonball.
The loud bang, the red light was dazzling, and the thunderbolt hit the stone stalactite that emitted pale white fluorescence, and exploded, and the center of the explosion was like a small sun emitting a dazzling red light, instantly producing a terrible high temperature and high pressure, completely shattering the stout stone stalactite that the three people were hugging, and the burnt stones the size of bricks and watermelons flew all over the sky.
There were three loud roars, and three more stout stalactites were shattered, and the scorched stones flew.
Finally, two fiery red thunderbolts the size of walnuts shot at random into the ground covered with stones, blasting two large craters with a diameter of two meters, and steaming in the forest.
A stone the size of a goose egg bounced to his feet due to the impact of the explosion, standing in the tragic scene of piles of rubble running on the heat of the smoke and dust, looking at the darkest and most silent hole in the center of the three giant caves in the distance, the corner of Lu Wu's mouth sneered.
"I wish you were smarter."
After speaking, he turned around and lifted the little cat lady again, and sank into the huge hole in the dim stone wall.
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In the depths of the dungeon, deeper than the stalactite forest, in the dim stone wall of the giant cave, a huge rumbling sound rippled from above, and an energy shield lit up, illuminating two people with different expressions.
"There was an explosion! What is that stupid cat doing with Mitomi? ”
"She didn't even notify us to do something, she really thought she was! Just useless mascot rubbish! What about the plan? What about the traps? It's all messed up, that stupid cat!! ”
The silver hedgehog woman who had just laid the perfect trap was furious, and there was only one winner, and that was her, and no one could stop her.
"Maybe it's just a big bug attack, and it's normal to have an explosion."
"Shut up, look at what the hell you look like now, the B-rank Kaxiu who was once high up has been reduced to a battle scumbag who doesn't even have a card, you're even more stupid than her!!"
Facing the woman's aggressive gaze, the situation is stronger than people, Chen Tao lowered his head, his left hand tightly touched the rectangular mechanical meter tied to his right wrist, his right hand clenched his fist fiercely, and he resisted the sudden impulse, and now is not the time, the cold light of hatred flashed in his lowered eyes.
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Walking to the exit of the Dungeon of Worms and Worms, the huge stone gate was still unmoving.
Raised his right wrist and looked at the electronic watch of the lower meter 00:40:22, there were still forty minutes before the end of the mission where only one person went out alive, and the time was barely enough.
Lu Wu's right hand swirled a terrible whirlwind, and the blue airburst bomb of the basketball was completely inflated and unscrupulously exuded a dangerous aura, pushing the airburst bomb towards the gray-black stone wall, and in the huge bang, the gray-black stone of the size of a brick and a watermelon splashed back, hitting Lu Wu's energy cover, rippling orange ripples.
Gray and black smoke and dust scattered, and a hemispherical hole with a diameter of nearly two meters appeared in front of Lu Wu's eyes, and the sound of collision sounded, like throwing a sack of cheap rice, the petite cat lady in his left hand was thrown into it simply and rudely, ready to bury it alive, so as not to be affected by the next terrible battle of life and death.
As soon as he grabbed the first gray and black boulder the size of a watermelon, a flash of spiritual light flashed, and the plan in Lu Wu's mind was even more perfect.
The Bitter Meat Meter has never been clever, but it's hard to deny that it's really useful.
Revealing the look of seeing death as if I didn't go to hell and who would go to hell, the gray and black boulder was infinitely magnified in Lu Wu's eyes, and with a touch, the gray and black boulder and Lu Wu's well-defined face had the most intimate contact.
The gray-black boulder couldn't stand the huge force and shattered, and the watermelon cracked into dozens of fist big gray stones, hitting the ground with gravity, making a dang sound.
Touching his face that was intact except for a little dust, Lu Wu didn't know whether to be happy or depressed, and said that his head was bleeding?
"Sure enough, a meal of 10,000 Oudi was not eaten in vain, and this mutated body is ridiculously strong."
grabbed a larger gray stone again, and repeated the Shaolin Iron Face Skin Gong action just now, and sure enough, the stone shattered after the collision, and Lu Wu's face was dirty.
Touching his face again, which was still intact except for a little more dust, Lu Wu was finally speechless.
Inexplicably, a sense of invincible loneliness from a high place rippled in his calm heart, and he quickly threw this stupid and boring illusion out of his head.
People who have been deprived of their freedom talk about invincibility most often because their heads have been kicked by donkeys, and the other half have their heads loaded into the ocean.
noticed the two bright red dried blood stains hanging from the nose of the cat lady Xiaoqiong.
"You don't need good props, and you're stupid to be smashed?"
The big fist of the casserole smashed into the delicate little Qiong's nose with three pupils, and directly smashed it into a clown red nose, of course, what Lu Wu cared about was the bright red blood that flowed out again, and with a wipe of the big hand with dust, the delicate and cute little face of the three pupils immediately turned into a cat face, and there was actually some joy in someone's eyes.
The blood in his hands was irregularly smeared on his well-defined face, on his clothes, and on the meter tied to his right wrist, and then grabbed a handful of gravel dust under his feet and wiped the dust all over his body, and finally simply cleaned up the dust, Lu Wu made his whole image old.
Then he grabbed the surrounding stones and threw them into a hemispherical pit with a diameter of two hemispheres, and buried the three pupils alive in the stone wall, leaving only a narrow ventilation hole to ensure breathing, and it would be wasted if he was suffocated to death.
After finishing the matter, Lu Wu began to complete his final disguise. The waist is slightly tilted as if he is overworked or even injured, his chest rises and falls, his breath is short, his left hand hangs down weakly, his right hand is barely raised, his eyelids are down, his eyes are squinted, his pupils are slightly dilated, his whole body is dusty, and he is a poor soldier who has not recovered from World War II.
People can look good, but the sea does not fight. It is often objectively correct, but it is not popular.
Seeing is believing, which is self-righteous and deceptive in itself, is the most popular.
The lion fights the rabbit with all his might, and now it is obvious that Lu Wu has decided to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.