"Boss, come on..... Four strings of sugar gourds. ”

In the new Tianyun City, Zhou Zhou Xian held the banner of his immortal in one hand and handed out the four eldest sons in the other.

Before coming to Tianyun City, Zhou Zhou Xian was still a little worried, worried that someone would recognize him, which would affect his great cause of fooling people.

However..... It turns out that he really thinks too much.

After all, when he appeared in front of hundreds of thousands of people in Tianyun City twice, Zhou Zhou Xian was standing at an altitude of tens of thousands of meters.

And that kind of distance, let alone an ordinary person, even an ordinary cultivator, it is difficult to see his true appearance.

What's more, with his aura, who would dare to look directly at him with his eyes when he stood in the air?

Therefore, after entering the city, Zhou Zhou Xian found that he had thought about it, and when he walked here from the city gate, there were indeed many people who cast curious glances at them.

But most of them were on the two loli beside him.

As for him, some people are also attracted by his crane-haired and childish appearance.

After relieving his heart, Zhou Zhou Xian led his little Lori to buy his favorite sugar gourd.

Originally, I thought that my granddaughter was four years old and wanted to buy two sugar gourds at a time.

It's just that as soon as the word 'two' came out, he saw the big Lori next to his little Lori staring at him and frowning, and Zhou Zhou Xian decisively changed the word 'two' to the word 'four'.

Naturally, the two eldest sons also became four eldest sons.

took over the two strings of sugar gourds that belonged to her, and while eating them, she followed Zhou Xian around Tianyun City and wandered around.

"Divine stick, you made such a big move, but seven days have passed now, and I haven't seen any repercussions!"

After eating a string of sugar gourds, Baguio threw the bamboo skewer in his hand into the trash can on the side of the road, and said casually to Zhou Yixian.

Hearing this, Zhou Zhou Xian smiled confidently, "Don't worry, everything is under control." ”

"All under control?"

Big Lori blinked, "Not far from your Tianyun City, someone has built another Tianyun City, so that many people who came to the name of Tianyun City live here, and they are also under your control?" ”

Big Lori looked directly at Zhou Xian and nodded, "Well, then your mastery is really beyond my imagination." ”

Zhou Xian: "...... Ahem, don't worry about these details, we have to start with the big picture. ”

Hearing this, Baguio blinked again and looked at Zhou Xian with a cute expression.

"Comrade Shengang, it is necessary for me to ask, do you have any misunderstanding of the words 'details' and 'overall situation'?"

Zhou Xian: "......" MMP, revenge, the cliff is revenge.

Since the last time I slammed this Lori like this,,I'll be slapped several times a day.。

"Girl, let me tell you, you are so ungentle, inconsiderate, and unlovable, you will not be able to marry in the future!"

Zhou Zhou Xian blew his beard and stared at this Lori who didn't know how to respect the elderly. 、

Baguio rolled her eyes, "Marry out?" Why do you want to get married? Who to marry? Marry the one you said, what Zhang Xiaofan? ”

"Huh? Is someone calling me? ”

Just when the old god stick and the big Lori were arguing, on the other side of the street, among the pair of teenagers and girls who had just entered the city today, the young man with a somewhat wooden face stopped, looked back with a puzzled face.

"Call you? You haven't gone down the mountain, and besides me, there is a second person who knows you in Yongcheng this day? ”

Seeing that the boy stopped, the girl looked at the boy suspiciously and asked.

"No, but, it feels like the girl just called my name."

The boy scratched the back of his head, looking inexplicable.

"Okay!"

As soon as these words came out, the girl's magic grasp directly caught the young man's ear.

"Okay, you're Zhang Xiaofan, girl? Tell me about it, besides my sister, which girl do you know? Isn't it pretty? Isn't it cute? Gentle or not gentle? ”

Zhang Xiaofan: "...... Senior sister, before going up the mountain, I only knew the friends of Caomiao Village, and after going up the mountain, except for you, I only saw a few senior sisters from Tongtian Peak and Xiaozhu Peak.....

In this Tianyun City, there will definitely be no pretty, cute, and gentle girls I know. ”

He felt that he had been wronged.

It's just that he is already Jindan, is it possible that he can still have the hallucination of auditory hallucinations?

Obviously..... I heard a girl call her name!

As cultivators, their eyesight and hearing are naturally excellent, so in order not to see the long needle eyes that should not be seen, and to listen to the rotten ears that should not be heard, they usually do not listen to too many sounds when there are many people.

But just because you listen deliberately doesn't mean you can't hear your name when someone calls it.

As a cultivator, even if you don't deliberately listen, even in the chaotic city, as long as someone mentions your name, this voice will be automatically screened and passed on to the main consciousness to deal with.

So.....

Could it be a hallucination?

Just when Zhang Xiaofan was still struggling, he suddenly felt that the little hands on his ears were using more strength.

"Oops, it hurts! Senior sister, it hurts! ”

In fact, it doesn't hurt, but Zhang Xiaofan knows that he doesn't know why, and his senior sister is unhappy again.

According to the second instruction of "Thirty-six Strategies for Coaxing Senior Sister" taught by the master - when the senior sister is angry, she must cooperate with the principle of losing her temper, Zhang Xiaofan pretended to be very painful very wisely.

Sure enough, seeing Zhang Xiaofan crying out in pain, Tian Ling'er's eyes showed a moment of hesitation, and then Zhang Xiaofan felt that the little hand twisting his ear withdrew most of his strength.

"Hmph, little junior brother, are you saying that there is no beautiful, cute, and gentle little girl you know in Hongcheng this day?"

"Uh-huh, no!"

Zhang Xiaofan nodded again and again, for fear that his senior sister would be unhappy again.

And then......

As soon as he expressed his position, he felt the strength on the small hands on his ears a little stronger.

How? Haven't you already explained it yourself?

Zhang Xiaofan looked confused, and when he turned his head, he saw that his senior sister's face was already gloomy.

"Little Junior Brother ......"

Tian Ling'er screamed in a greasy voice, which made Zhang Xiaofan tremble subconsciously.

Based on the experience of the past two years, when the little senior sister talks to herself like this, it is when the little senior sister is about to break out.

So.....

"In! Senior brother Zhang Xiaofan is on call at any time, there is no regret in the sword mountain and sea of fire, what is the task, please tell the world, no matter how difficult it is, the junior brother will never blink an eye! ”

This is one of the strategies in the "Seventy-two Strategies for Coaxing Senior Sister to Be Happy" taught by Master, and it was almost invincible in the past.

However, this time, Tian Ling'er did not let go of Zhang Xiaofan's ears with satisfaction.

"Little junior brother, you said that there is no beautiful, cute, and gentle little girl you know in Yongcheng this day.

Then Senior Sister is going to ask you. ”

As she spoke, Tian Ling'er's little face turned cold, and her voice became heavier, "Do you think that senior sister is not beautiful?" ”

Zhang Xiaofan was stunned.

Tian Ling'er's voice continued to sound after him, "Say beautiful!" ”

Zhang Xiaofan replied stupidly, "Beautiful! ”

"Then don't you think the world is cute?"

"Say cute!"

"Lovely!"

Zhang Xiaofan stared at his senior sister with wide eyes.

"Do you think Senior Sister is not gentle?"

This sentence can be described as tender as water, and gentle and unforgettable.

And then.....

"Say gentle!"

Almost like a lion roaring in Hedong, Zhang Xiaofan's eyes widened, and he nodded stupidly......

"Gentle!"

"Well, that's good! Then tell your sister now, she is beautiful, cute, and gentle, why do you say that there are no beautiful, cute and gentle girls in the city that you know?

Do you want to know your sister, or do you think your sister is not a girl? ”

Zhang Xiaofan opened his mouth and found that he was speechless.

Inexplicably, he remembered the ultimate nirvana taught by his master, which was the comprehension of his master's hundreds of years of life experience-

When a woman loses her temper, never try to reason with them, because it is their natural right to be vexatious.

At this time, no matter who is right or wrong, you are wrong, at this time you can't explain anything, and you don't need to explain anything, no matter how much you explain, it's better to see a small gift that makes them happy, a sweet word that makes them smile.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaofan felt that he had an epiphany.

And then.....

"Huh? Little sister, look at that stall, the beaded flower, is it a special match for your skin and hairstyle.

I feel like it's made for you, and the mission of this multi-beaded flower here is to wait for the day when it can be worn on your head.

The little sister doesn't have to refuse, the junior brother will take it for the little junior sister, such a pearl flower, only a beautiful, cute and gentle girl like the little sister deserves to have.

After speaking, Zhang Xiaofan strode to the stall, and directly bought the pearl flower that the little senior sister had focused her eyes on twice before.

turned around, came back, and put it on the head of the little senior sister.

At that moment, Tian Ling'er was not angry and stopped making trouble.

At the moment when Zhang Xiaofan put the bead flower on her head, Tian Ling'er's face showed a blush.

"Xiaofan, does my senior sister look good wearing this beaded flower?"

This time, Zhang Xiaofan did not make a mistake of principle.

"No, the senior sister is just as beautiful as this beaded flower whether she wears it or not, and it is the luck of this beaded flower to be able to wear it on the head of the senior sister."

The first time she was praised so much by her own junior brother, Tian Ling'er felt sweet in her heart, but she couldn't help glaring at Zhang Xiaofan on her face, and shouted in a low voice, 'Flim Tongue'.

It's just that the smile on her face can't be suppressed, but anyone can see her mood at this time.

"Little Senior Sister, let's continue to walk around, and take a look at any other jewelry in this Tianyun City that can be fortunate enough to wear on Senior Sister."

As he spoke, seeing the little senior sister nodding with a red face and a low 'um', Zhang Xiaofan turned around and prepared to walk side by side with the little senior sister.

And then.....

"Stop! Don't move! Be careful! ”

At the moment when Zhang Xiaofan was about to turn around, an anxious voice sounded not far behind him.