Plateau, I don't know exactly how many of them are in China? It's a unisex name that sounds heroic for boys and graceful for girls. The key is that it is easy to write, easy to remember, and will not be called wrong.

I also have a friend whose name is Gao Yuan, word for word, but he is actually my college roommate and lives across the street from me. Gao Yuan has many advantages: he has a gentle attitude, a steady speech, and a lean body.

But these advantages are actually invisible to all roommates, including me, because he also has a stunt that is enough to overshadow all the advantages: the sister. Because of this advantage, my friend has always been labeled as a scumbag in my impression: scumbag.

As the main character of this volume, I feel the need to tell you about his deeds.

Gao Yuan went to the dormitory for the first time, followed by a little boy outside the school, it can be said that he did not leave an inch, this little boy and he are very intimate, all kinds of hooks and shoulders, from time to time also put on a look that we are afraid of what we look like, shyly holding hands. I'll tell you honestly, at that time, everyone was very simple, and they didn't know what a friend was, what a brokeback mountain was, and the two men pulled each other, I just thought it was because the relationship between the two people was so good that they were iron buddies, and they didn't think much about it at all. It's just that later I felt more and more unbelievable, the little boy would come to our dormitory every morning to bring breakfast to Gao Yuan, and the two would whisper in bed and laugh at each other. Later, Gao Yuan quarreled with the little boy on the phone, and at about two o'clock in the middle of the night, the little boy shouted his name downstairs in the dormitory.

This is the first impression of the plateau, at that time I didn't know what bisexuality was, but I just thought it was a strange person who was both men and women.

On the first night of staying in the dormitory, Gao Yuan fully exposed his true nature, in fact, that night was quite embarrassing, because everyone had never lived in the school before, and they were all relatively shy, and they all fell into silence after saying a few words, and the atmosphere was terrifyingly cold. Everyone fiddled with their mobile phones, at that time there were not so many mobile games now, everyone could only play word games on their mobile phones, very boring, at this time Gao Yuan spoke, and successfully broke the deadlock with a sentence. "Have you a few women?"

Gao Yuan's words were very abrupt, we were all stunned, he was so direct, and asked how many he had done, to be honest, I really haven't done any of them, I haven't even touched a girl's hand.

"No, how dare you?"

"Our school doesn't allow you to fall in love, otherwise you'll be expelled."

"I'll go, we're all underage!"

"Brother Yuan, tell us about it."

Then Gao Yuan proudly told us these boys about their rich emotional experience, it turned out that his grades in high school were counted down to 10,000 years, and he had no sense of learning at all, and his daily homework was to flirt with his sister, but the good name said, to help the female classmates who excelled in learning to relax. After a long time, I hooked up with a little sister.

"Let me tell you, it scared me to death, can you imagine how exciting it was? The classmates upstairs were all studying at night, we got it in the staircase, the black light was blind, I couldn't see anything, she was lying next to the handrail, her tight ass was attached to my waist, her hands were sweaty at the time, so I touched her very roughly, it took me a long time to unzip the back of her dress......"

"What does it feel like?"

"Oh, how can I describe it to you? None of you have ever tried it, it's slippery, it's soft, it's like a human lip. ”

Gao Yuan is right, we really don't understand anything, but we still listen to it excitedly, it doesn't matter if you don't understand the meaning, you can just put that atmosphere in place.

Later, Gao Yuan was still unsatisfied, and he told us how to break up with that girlfriend, in fact, I heard the climax in front, and everyone was not interested in the bitter love scenes in the back, I only knew that the girl was a merry little sister, and she had several boyfriends, which hurt him deeply, and the night talk ended with Gao Yuan's sentence "I will never move the truth when I fall in love in the future, just playing".

The first battle of the plateau targeted a beautiful teacher in our college, the beautiful teacher is a doctoral student who stayed directly in school, less than thirty years old, her posture is successful, she always likes to wear an elegant white dress in class, and she speaks softly, and many classmates like her very much. But our liking is just a simple appreciation, Gao Yuan's liking is about to rise to a level, Gao Yuan began to frantically take the textbook to ask questions, and after class, he will continue to send emails to the teacher to ask for advice, but I don't know that Gao Yuan usually hasn't turned the book a few times, and the so-called advice is just a means of conversation that he comes easily.

Of course, this is far from enough, Gao Yuan immediately launched his second wave of offensive, Teacher's Day romantic roses, wet on rainy days to hand umbrellas, Christmas Eve apples to write love words, Christmas support to accompany the snow.

The tragedy is that in the end, the teacher did not accept the plateau, which is not unexpected, after all, the age difference is a bit much, but we can all feel that the dear teacher was still picked up by the plateau, so that in the final exam, we failed the class in the dormitory, but the plateau had the highest score in the class.

Later, Gao Yuan began to have a relationship with a beautiful woman from an art college, I can't remember what this girl looks like, it is what a girl who loves to paint should look like, her watercolor paintings are particularly good, and Gao Yuan also met this girl because he participated in a painting club. Of course, we later learned that Gao Yuan didn't go to paint at all, he just wanted to find a girlfriend to participate in various clubs.

Gao Yuan launched a very skillful pursuit, hard work pays off, he succeeded, the two of them have been ambiguous for a long time, I must admit that although Gao Yuan's homework is very poor, but in the course of love is beyond our reach, he is very good at saying some sweet words that girls love to hear, and he is not humble or arrogant, and he is perfect for grasping the fire.

So I said, the sister is the biggest advantage of the plateau, I think many people will disagree, in fact, I also scoffed, influenced by ancient literature, in fact, until now I have a view of love that is out of reality, but we must admit that rhetoric is also a kind of ability, the advantage is that in this era, you just bury your head in silent dedication may really not have the effect of a few lies of the flowery man.

Under the all-round love care of the plateau, the beautiful woman gradually stuck to him, and since then there have been two more figures in the school café, and they will kiss together from time to time. When the two are happy, they have no intention of caring about whether there are others around them. But in fact, we know that Gao Yuan didn't really like this girl, he just wanted to show us his skills, just to tell us that the beauty that he didn't dare to expect in the eyes of others was also a good match for him. But what exactly is "love", this word is not so important to him.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Gao Yuan to get tired of it, so he abandoned that girl, the reason was that he had actually had a girlfriend all along, and it was arranged by his parents, and he didn't dare to disobey. It's a high-sounding excuse, but it works surprisingly well.

After the breakup, Gao Yuan didn't have the slightest pain, and still played games with us as if nothing happened, I admired his calmness, but for him who was so ruthless, we were all a little difficult to accept, and a roommate joked that "Brother Yuan, you dumped it too early, you forgot that we still have that painting elective, you should let that girl draw that homework for you first." ”

Everyone could hear that this was a joke, but they didn't expect Gao Yuan to take it seriously. "Makes sense, damn, you can't divide it yet."

So he cried and begged the girl to forgive him, saying that he had stayed up all night and felt that love should be free, "The person I really like is you." ”

People who engage in art are generally very idealistic, and they all feel that reality is like a romance movie, and there is a script with a perfect ending after twists and turns, the woman forgives Gao Yuan, and the two get back together. And it was even sweeter than before, and the plateau was particularly warm during that time, as if he had changed into a different person.

Until the day the watercolor homework was handed over to the teacher, Gao Yuan repeated the old trick again. "I'm sorry, I love you very much, but my parents really don't agree, they said that we will cut off relations with me if we don't break up, you know I really love you."

I don't know how much damage this will cause to that girl, and I don't know what she will think of the word love in the future. I don't know her, but I think she's pathetic.

Maybe the plateau was once so pitiful, but we didn't see it.

He still has a lot more stories, but I can't tell them anymore because I think those few thousand words are enough to break up my friend's personality.