Chapter 58: Ask Grandpa to Sue Grandma
Beat it all through the knot, Cao Nan and I were tired and panting, and we hadn't beaten someone so happily for many years.
When we stopped, we were sure that Burnt Face would never have recognized him.
Lying on the ground, there was only panting for breath, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, he stretched out his hand and pointed at us tremblingly, and said, "You...... You guys...... Why...... Want...... Want...... Hit me! ”
"Dead liar!" I spat on him and said angrily, "Let you pretend to be an insect catcher, and say, who sent you!" ”
"Don't say keep fighting!" Cao Nan waved the small bench and threatened.
"It's yellow...... Yellow...... Huang Mao, ah...... "Tears and snot on the face of the baked cake." There is air in, but no air out, and he looks like he is about to die.
"You see you're begging!"
I gritted my teeth, stepped forward and tried to fight again, but was pulled by Cao Nan, he shook his head at me, signaling that if I continued to fight, I would die, so I gave up.
Cao Nan said: "Tie him up first, try him slowly, and there are ways to make him worse than dead." ”
I'll point to you, this guy can't get it right, he's just a little minion, he can't fight, and there are ways to get him to speak.
So, I asked Cao Nan to watch him, and I went back to the old house to get the rope.
"Meng Lei!"
But at this moment, a shout came from outside the peach blossom forest.
Cao Nan and I turned our heads and were shocked that it was Huang Mao.
The two of us glanced at each other and hurried over.
"Damn, you're finally back, what's the matter, have you found the insect catcher, my grandfather's grave is cracked." As I got closer, I was in a hurry.
"So serious?" Huang Mao was taken aback.
"Stop talking nonsense, to the point. What about insect catchers? Cao Nan hurriedly reminded him and said, "Leizi is burning his eyebrows now." ”
"Ah, didn't the insect catcher come to you, no, he should have arrived one step ahead of me."
Huang Mao was strange for a while, and then his eyes happened to pass through the face of the baked cake on the ground that we saw, and he wondered: "That guy, who is it?" ”
Cao Nan and I glanced at each other, and suddenly became petrified.
He ...... He said his name was Hu Lai. "My heart began to tremble, I made a mistake!
Huang Mao suddenly grew his mouth, pushed us away and hurriedly rushed over, exclaiming, "Come brother! ”
"Brother Lai, why did you become like this, your mother can't even recognize you!" Huang Mao hurriedly helped him up.
Cao Nan and I "clanged", the bench fell to the ground, and my legs were even more frightened, and I almost didn't sit on the ground.
To die, what a mistake!
This misunderstanding is a big deal!
But I'm still a little unwilling, and the baked cake face clearly said that Huang Mao watched the worm for him. As a result, Huang Mao came back at this time, and his confession was wrong.
"Yes...... They beat me! ”
When he saw the yellow hair, he immediately grabbed a life-saving straw and pointed at us: "I was kind enough to help them, but they beat me." ”
I almost got to my knees for him. Hurriedly said: "Master Hu, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and mistakenly thinks you are impersonating, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you have a lot of adults." Don't be like me. ”
I finally found an insect catcher, but we beat him up, and if he didn't help, it would be a bad thing.
"It's too much, I will never help you, I don't even know my mother anymore!" The face of the baked cake is a complaint of tears and snot.
"Uh...... Brother Lai, it's actually okay, you can still recognize your handsome face. When Huang Mao heard this, he immediately changed his head.
"Yes. Is that still handsome? The face of the baked cake stopped crying, raised his head and touched his face and asked.
"Handsome, even if your appearance is a little swollen, it can't hide your handsome nature." Huang Mao held his swollen pig-headed face, opened his eyes and said nonsense, and then turned back and squeezed a look at us.
"Handsome, handsome!" I immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and Cao Nan even said: "So handsome that I have no friends!" ”
"Even if it were, I wouldn't help you." Baked cake face, but his tone was obviously not as decisive as just now.
Seeing this, Huang Mao immediately squeezed his eyebrows at us. Signal don't give up, there's a play.
Cao Nan and I tried our best, praised the face of the baked cake, begged grandpa to tell grandma to say good things, and promised countless benefits. He almost didn't promise to get a beautiful woman to warm his bed.
The baked cake face turned out to be very delicious, although he was still constantly accusing us of "atrocities", with the help of Huang Mao, his tone became softer and softer.
"Come on, brother, like this. Let's find a place to rest and come back tomorrow. Huang Mao said.
Then we helped him to the old house, and his eyes were swollen with only one slit left, and he had to wait for tomorrow.
There is only one room in the store, so there is no way to arrange it. What's more, the woman in red may come to me when to "harvest" yang energy; Moreover, the old house is more than 100 meters away from the peach forest, which is convenient, and the furniture is everything, and my aunt has recovered from her illness and is in better health, and she helped me clean it a few days ago.
We put the baked cake face on the chaise longue, and Huang Mao persuaded him bitterly, and we also had a good meal and sycophants, praising him as a savior, and he snorted twice, and finally stopped saying no more refusals.
I immediately breathed a sigh of relief, if he refused to help me, things would be played out, where can I find another insect catcher? At the same time, I was also very reluctant to go, and people rushed all the way to help me, but I was beaten by myself and didn't even know my mother.
Sins, sins, sins!
Later, at Huang Mao's suggestion, Cao Nan and I went to the polder to buy, buy all the delicious and delicious food, braised pork and roast chicken and pigeons, beer peanuts with cold dishes. There are also fruits, souvenirs, etc., and a small three-wheeled car body is installed to make amends for the burnt cake face.
It's just that what I don't know is that he was beaten in the face of the baked cake, and he was not wronged at all, because he concealed an important piece of information, which Huang Mao told me later.
What's more, when the insect catcher sees the big insect, it's like an old virgin who has been holding back for thirty years sees a peerless beauty. I can't extricate myself at all!
Even if I beat him twice, he won't leave.
Don't talk about the distance, just say that the scene in front of you is the evidence, Huang Mao and the baked cake face saw the food, and immediately stuffed it into their mouths one by one like a hungry tiger pounced on food, obviously blackmailing me.
And I was still waiting next to me like a grandson, pouring wine and peeling fruit for the baked cake face, and Cao Nan also picked up a pu fan with guilt and acted as an electric fan for human flesh.
After eating and drinking, the two of them reached their throats, pumped straight away, and then their faces were satisfied, and said, "Hmph, you still have a little conscience!" ”
Cao Nan and I didn't know the truth, so we were naturally overjoyed, and we talked about our own mistakes again, and then went to make the bed in the room and settle the uncle for the night.
No matter how urgent the matter of Peach Grove is, it will have to wait until tomorrow.
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After returning to the store, I still had palpitations, but fortunately, the baked cake face was useful to the sycophants, otherwise my intestines would have to fall out of regret.
In the evening, the woman in red who had not come for more than ten days finally came to collect the "leeks" again, and the body fragrance on her body was stronger.
I once asked Meng Shuisheng if he could smell the fragrance, but he said that he couldn't, and he felt quite fragrant at that time. Her body fragrance seems to be something that only she can smell.
Otherwise, half of the street would have been filled with fragrance, and it would be impossible for no one to notice.
When the woman in red came up, she pressed me to the bed as usual. But this time, instead of rushing to absorb the yang energy, she looked at me, her beautiful eyes blinking twice. The long, curly eyelashes are like two small brushes, and I feel itchy when I brush them.
Looking at her beautiful face, my heart began to pound uncontrollably. Streams of blood rushed up to my head and made me dizzy.
This kind of world is stunning, and it will bring disaster to the country and the people!
I finally understand those ancient emperors, the six palaces have no color, and the kings will not be early from now on; In the face of the beauty of the world, if you can get up early in the morning to go to the emperor, you must be sick.
After staring at each other for a while, she turned her head sideways, and her incomparably clear eyes were filled with a hint of scrutiny and doubt, as if she had encountered something she couldn't understand.
I swallowed, and her eyes became more and more focused, and there was obviously a lot more content than when she was "unwise".
It's enlightened!
She no longer acted purely on instinct, but began to think, and to look at me, nine times out of ten she was thinking about the relationship between her and me.
After a pause, she didn't seem to understand, kissed it lightly and began to inhale yang qi, the movements were very gentle, but her eyes kept looking at me, puzzled, and the distance was less than an inch.
She hadn't been like that before!
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