"Cuilan!"

"Cuilan!"

"Cuilan, you wait for me, wait for me to come back and marry you! I will definitely come back and marry you! ”

"Brother Zhu, I will definitely wait for you for the rest of my life, you must remember to come back!"

A couple was fifty meters away from each other, waving and shouting at each other.

Great love is sprinkled on the world, and dog food falls from the sky.

It wasn't until a few kilometers later, completely out of sight, that the man stopped looking back, shook his head, and put on a very handsome pose.

This man, dressed in white night, is indeed quite handsome.

And the "combination" walking next to this man is a little strange.

At the front, there is a black suit, sunglasses, headphones, a Gatling on the back, and a stick on his shoulder, close to 1.6 meters.

It's short, but it's impressive.

A man walked out with the momentum of a reinforced company.

From head to toe, he told four words: "I am the big guy".

Behind the dwarf was a griffon, on which a handsome, lazy-looking monk leaned against it, and a small white dragon wrapped around its arm.

Behind the griffin is a big man with five big and three thick macho people, with a dark complexion, a small head, and the same black suit and black sunglasses.

However, he wears a golden hoop on his head, which looks a little nondescript.

The team of learning from the scriptures has grown.

The fierce man with five big and three thick is not a sand monk, but a black bear spirit.

It's the neighbor of Kannon Temple, the black bear spirit who stole the robe.

Guanyin didn't subdue him, he was subdued by Bai Ye first, and the one on his forehead was originally a copy of the golden hoop cottage worn by Sun Wukong.

And that handsome and chic, affectionate man in white, you may not believe it when you say it.

However, he is indeed Zhu Bajie.

When he saw this handsome guy Zhu Bajie, Bai Ye was very surprised.

What about the black wild boar?

Even if it's not a wild boar, what about a white domestic pig?

Sun Wukong was even more excited, the two fought for hundreds of rounds, and Zhu Bajie was beaten half to death by Sun Wukong.

It wasn't until he could only lie on the ground and look up at Sun Wukong that Sun Wukong stopped with satisfaction.

"Master, did you say that on the way to learn the scriptures, there are really many bright and moving female goblins waiting for me to save?"

Zhu Bajie combed his hair, approached the lazy white night on the griffin, and asked with a little flattery and expectation.

"Have you ever heard of a hoax?" Bai Ye opened his eyes, glanced at Zhu Bajie and asked.

"What scam?"

Zhu Bajie asked, stepping back slightly imperceptibly.

If it is said that in this team, the person he is really afraid of is not the demon king Sun Wukong, who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then, cut from the South Heavenly Gate to the North Heavenly Gate, and the demon blood god stained the blue sky.

It's their master in front of them, Tang San's burial.

Sun Wukong can fight again, and Zhu Bajie knows the roots.

But this monk, Zhu Bajie can't see through it at all, and he can't guess it.

The unknown is the source of fear.

"This monk's mind is more difficult to guess than a woman's mind." This is Zhu Bajie's true thoughts.

"When you meet that kind of fair-skinned and beautiful woman talking to you, you must be careful, she will say that she has a lot of money, take you to her house, do good things with you, and then marry you, from then on, you don't need to do anything, spend extravagantly every day, playthings are demoralized, and finally become a waste person, a waste demon."

Bai Ye glanced at Zhu Bajie, "You said this scam, isn't it scary?" ”

"And this kind of good thing - isn't it, and this scam?" Zhu Bajie wiped his saliva and said, "If the master encounters it, tell the apprentice immediately, and the apprentice is willing to take the risk for the master." ”

He slapped his chest loudly.

Even Sun Wukong, who was listening to the song in front, glanced back.

"Do you think there really is such a scam?" Bai Ye looked at Zhu Bajie and asked.

"Uh-no?"

Zhu Bajie asked.

"If there is, for the teacher, I will go to the west and take the true scriptures!" Bai Ye said.

“…… Then you talk! ”

Zhu Bajie put this in his heart and didn't dare to say it.

"In the same way, in vain, the bright and beautiful female goblin waiting for you to save is this kind of non-existent deception." Bai Ye said.

"But, Master, you clearly said yes, so I gave up Cuilan and went to the West with you." Zhu Bajie said unwillingly.

"That's the first lesson for the teacher." Bai Ye said, "Don't trust others easily.

"Master, you said that your family didn't say anything at that time, if you lie to me, let the Buddha thunder and thunder!" Zhu Bajie is not calm.

Bai Ye nodded as a matter of course: "Yes, it's the Buddha who thunders and splits, what's the matter with me?" ”

“……”

Zhu Bajie suddenly understood where his inexplicable fear of this monk came from.

A monk can even use the Buddha to swear to mess around, what else can't he do?

"Also." Bai Ye continued to attain the Tao of high monks, "Even if there really is, it is for the teacher, and it has nothing to do with you." ”

"Master, you are a monk." Zhu Bajie said.

"All the people here are monks." Bai Ye said, "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha stays in his heart, if the world learns from me, he will go to hell after death." ”

"You're cursing the world!"

Zhu Bajie stayed away from this monk again.

In contrast, how kind the demon clan carried Sun Wukong, everyone was a colleague back then.

"Get out of here!"

It's just that Zhu Bajie just got close to Sun Wukong, and before he had time to get closer, he heard Sun Wukong scolding him dissatisfiedly.

Zhu Bajie retreated again in confusion.

Why is this monkey's temper worse than it was back then?

He didn't have such a big temper before, and he was mad at those who were taller than him.

However, it is true that people who are about the same height as themselves have a good relationship, for example, the third prince Nezha has a good relationship with monkeys.

It's not that the relationship between not fighting and not knowing each other is good.

Yang Jian also fought with the monkey for 300 rounds, and in the end the relationship was still very bad.

The master can't communicate, the senior brother can't communicate.

The fourth junior sister (little white dragon) is wrapped around the master as a background board.

Then, only the fifth junior brother, the black bear spirit, seems to be able to communicate and promote feelings.

The courtesan pig Bajie had just walked to the black bear spirit, and he hadn't had time to speak.

"Second Senior Brother! Have you ever heard of the value of power? ”

The black bear spirit suddenly changed his wooden face just now, and looked at Zhu Bajie with a fanatical expression.

That's right, the black bear spirit who likes the magic weapon collection is the number one fanatical fan of White Night.

Full of expectations for the value of power and wealth, the goal is to let the glory of power and wealth shine in the world.

The golden hoop on his head was not for him to wear in the white night.

It's his own request, on the one hand, it's also a magic weapon, the black bear spirit likes it very much, and on the other hand, he wants to express his loyalty to the white night.

"I haven't heard of it, and I don't want to hear it." Zhu Bajie felt a lot of pressure.

This scripture-learning team, how can he be a normal person - a normal demon?

At this time, the little white dragon suddenly turned into a human form and walked to Zhu Bajie's side.

Zhu Bajie glanced at the little white dragon and asked regretfully, "What's the matter?" ”

He doesn't like Lori, he likes that kind of mature woman with a big body.

The little white dragon is very beautiful, but unfortunately the figure is like a roller, and it is not attractive at all.

Moreover, the little white dragons are many, many years old, and there is almost no potential in the future.

Zhu Bajie will not make any investment in her.

"Master said, give the second senior brother a chance to reorganize your language." After the little white dragon finished speaking, he changed back into the form of a dragon.

Bai Ye turned his head and smiled at Zhu Bajie's flowers.

Zhu Bajie's body shook, Nima!

If you don't listen to this, you can't do it?

He looked at the black bear spirit helplessly and said, "Say it......"

"Okay, second senior brother!" The black bear spirit's eyes lit up, and even his sunglasses couldn't hide it.

made Bajie wonder for a while whether this bear monster had practiced Sun Monkey's fiery eyes.

However, Sun Monkey's eyes were smoked out of the gossip furnace - the blessing was so profound that others could not accept it.

It's one of a kind.

There is absolutely no way that this bear monster has terrible luck.

As soon as he thought of Taishang Laojun, Zhu Bajie recalled what happened in the Heavenly Palace before.

And so, he - distracted.

"Bajie!"

Then, the sound of the white night seemed to come from the sky.

"Huh?" Zhu Bajie woke up suddenly.

"Give you a chance to listen again, listen well, and learn well. You know? Bai Ye said, "Find a chance to test you in the future." ”

“…… Good! ”

Zhu Bajie squeezed out a word from between his teeth.

Nima listens to it, but still learns?

Can you still do this work of learning from the scriptures?

Zhu Bajie thought about it for a while, and felt that he definitely couldn't defeat this group of "demons", so he decided to do it well.

The most important thing is that you can't run away.

He has not forgotten so far, at that time, the monk appeared in front of him with a smile and said: "Gangguan, you have a relationship with my Buddhism, from now on, you are my second disciple, for the teacher to give you the Dharma name Wuneng, and you have eight precepts, so you will be called Zhu Bajie in the future." ”

Zhu Bajie was about to marry a beautiful girl at that time.

Where is sure of this monk's nonsense, just as he was about to make a move, he was smashed open by a stick that fell from the sky.

Back then, Bi Ma Wen showed a happy and comfortable smile and fought with Zhu Bajie.

In this way, Zhu Bajie became the second disciple of the Panlong Venerable, the Third Burial Master.

Leaving Cuilan, not to mention, the goblin who said that she was good also ran away.

Zhu Bajie looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and tears crossed the corners of his eyes.

"Master, do you have any taller shoes?"

Sun Wukong, who was walking in the front, asked.

On his feet, he wears the boots of Gaobang Khan Mabao provided by White Night.

When the height catches up with 1.6 meters, it is still a little short of the tall and mighty image in Sun Wukong's mind.

Sun Wukong doesn't know why he is obsessed with a tall and mighty image, but in short, it's right to develop in that direction.

Although the effect of shorty music is there, it takes a long time.

It's not as good as this "long tall shoes" to get immediate results.

"If it's taller, it's not suitable for you." Bai Ye said, in the higher ones are women's high heels.

"Okay."

Sun Wukong was slightly sullen.