At the age of seventeen or eighteen, I was the first to enter society. At that time, I didn't know how to spend my youth. All I know is that without my parents, that's greatness. If you can eat outside, it's called self-sufficiency. So I met my second son in the fool. It was my second son who changed my life.

The second son is an authentic ruffian. But his clothes are always the latest fashion. He was generous, so I had a few brothers who were willing to deal with him. But the second son's money is not for nothing, he has an uncle who specializes in illegal activities. So the second is very chic. Under his exciting and trendy speech, my second son and I went to meet his uncle, the uncle Huang mentioned below.

On the day I met Uncle Huang, there were four or five young people of all shapes and sizes circling around in Uncle Huang's outhouse. The second son went in first for a while before leading me in. Inside, I saw more than a dozen people in the large and trendy living room. In particular, there is a large bronze plaque hanging on the wall. It is a commendation medal issued by the Ninghe County Government to Uncle Huang's first person in charity, which makes people feel that Uncle Huang's personality is very shocking. Uncle Huang was holding a pair of wooden canes and taking a cigarette from his coat pocket. The second son said: "Uncle, this is the third son." I want to follow us in the future. Uncle Huang lit a cigarette and said, "It's only so much, more than a dozen?" I hurriedly apologized and said, "Hello Uncle Huang, I am seventeen years old. "Actually, I'm only fifteen years old. Uncle Huang looked at me and said, "That's it, you can do a fart." I took it. Second son, you go and change his clothes. Saying that, Uncle Huang threw three hundred yuan to his second son. The second son hurriedly beckoned me out.

I was surprised and delighted when I came out of Uncle Huang's house. Uncle Huang is really too generous. The first time I made a move, it was 300 yuan, and I was waiting to get rich with such a person. So the second son led me to the supermarket and bought a few decent clothes. I'm even Uncle Huang's person. That night, the second son led me to Uncle Huang's place to sleep. When I was still timidly standing behind my second son and didn't dare to make a sound, Uncle Huang spoke. He said, "Your name is Sanzi?" I hurriedly said, "Yes, Uncle Huang, my name is Sanzi." Uncle Huang said again: "What? I hurriedly replied: "Cold bench township from Haqi Village." ”

"Ugh! The second son said that you are more than a dozen? ”

"Seventeen." I replied respectfully. Uncle Huang moved his leg on the sofa and said, "Go and pour me a glass of water." I hurriedly picked up Uncle Huang's water cup and went to the back room to pour a cup of boiling water for Uncle Huang according to the instructions of the second son. When the water was brought to Uncle Huang, Uncle Huang said, "San'er, I have more than a dozen children like you here. In the future, you just need to follow the second son in advance, and learn first. But there's one thing you have to keep in mind. Listen to Uncle Huang's words and follow Uncle Huang's path, just follow Uncle Huang's instructions. "I promised Uncle Huang yes, yes. When the second son saw me like this, he said, "Uncle, don't talk about it." Besides, it scared San'er. So Uncle Huang waved his hand, and my second son and I went upstairs to sleep.

Come to the bedroom on the second floor. When I entered the room, I saw two single Simmons soft beds. On the opposite wall hangs a 42-inch slim LCD TV. I thought, "This is the noble life of a rich family." In our rural areas, except for marriage, there is no such material enjoyment in the general family. The second son pointed to one of the beds and said to me, "San'er, you sleep here." Let's fall in love. Look at the big bunks downstairs where the little brothers sleep in a few big beds. I just think you're pleasing to the eye. I am Uncle Huang's own nephew. In the future, you will be treated the same as mine. When I have the chance, I'll let you recognize my uncle as a godfather. I said, "Thank you, second brother." There will be a lot of trouble for you in the future. The second son said: "Where are those light words, this day and earth!" Our buddies will kiss each other in the future. "So for the first time in my life, I was lying on the Simmons bed. First time living in the upper floor of the villa. Watching an ultra-thin TV for the first time. I feel so good to follow Uncle Huang.

Lying on Simmons' soft bed, the comfort in my heart is simply indescribable. I've been rolling on the kang since I can remember.,Even if you go to relatives, it's just to add an extra mattress.。 This Simmons soft bed is so comfortable. These days of starvation and freezing finally have an appearance. Think back to the way I spent the night in the hospital hallway, in the bridge tunnel, and in the passenger terminal lobby these days. I thought to myself that I must repay Uncle Huang well. Only he sees me as a human being, and only he makes me understand what real life is.

The next day, the second son introduced me to all the disciples of the gang. Among them, Uncle Huang appreciated the most Song, Hei, Xiaofei, Xiaoguang, Er Donkey, Fu Guo, Ge Luzi, Chunpeng, and Daman. But listening to the introduction of the two sons, they all have their own housekeeping skills. Like the car theft locks of Kuroko and Five, as well as the stunned fights of Xiaofei and Xiaoguang. There is also the second son's stall fraud and so on.

Now that he has become Uncle Huang's disciple. In the following time, I followed my second son and started a money-collecting business on Daji. In less than four months, my ingenuity was universally recognized. So my pocket money can be mentioned with my two sons. Every day, I give Kuroko or Fukoko them a lookout. Or do it for Xiaofei or something. Anyway, there is only one principle, and that is to kill those stupid dead people. Make their money into their own pockets.

In a trance, the sun and the moon are dying, and in an instant, autumn and winter have passed and spring has come again. In an instant, the deceased is deceased and becomes a new ghost. In an instant, the young son has become an adult, the seedling has become a tree, and the giant tree has become a boat. The river was diverted again。。。。。。

A year later, I didn't go home anymore. Every day, I only know that I am messing with the second son, Hei, Ge Yanzi, and them. We have new credits every day. Every day, new victims are deceived or stolen by us. One day, my second son told me that my uncle wanted us to go to Yunnan to learn new tricks. This transaction is usually done by the uncle himself. Now that my uncle is old, he wants us to go on this journey for him. I'm very happy, I often hear Heizi tell the rumors and stories of Uncle Huang, including his Yunnan learning skills.

The scenery of Xishuangbanna in Yunnan is pleasant. The second son and I were happy. There is an endless amount of money in the pocket. Clothes are in high demand. When she put on her sunglasses, there were girls who threw her eyes and went in and out of the taxi family, and her brother said greetings slightly. In and out of the hotel, the massage that I have never tasted has to be passed today. In and out of celebrities. Things you haven't seen before and touch them. So he spent his days in happiness. So I tasted the exotic scenery in joy. A week later, the second son received a call from Uncle Huang, who told me that it was time for the two of them to learn art tonight. So it was Brother Again who sent us into a strange alley.

That night, the attic was filled with thieves and grandchildren from all over the country. The old spicy master is talking about the stunt skills of an empty-handed thief. My second son and I only paid 2,000 yuan for one person's admission because of Uncle Huang's phone number, and then we learned all kinds of tricks together for future fraud...

"Hey! Those who come from the south go to the north, and those who walk the streets go to the port. Those who have been to Hong Kong by plane, and who have carried big guns and stood at the sentry posts. You take a walk, take a look, take a look, stand a stop. Ay! A small three playing cards, secretly telling the mystery. It's my hands that are fast here, and it's your eyes that are fast here. Whether your eyes are fast or my hands are fast, let's see clearly and do it clearly. Come on, come on, press and press, you press two and I will pay for it. If you press seven, I will pay eight. Here you win the eldest brother, I give it to the sister-in-law, you win the plane, I give the cannon. Bystanders, you don't have to say much, and you don't talk too much, and you press money. Come on, come on, press press ... ”

I'm glad that I'm able to stand alone in my words of relief, and now it's Kuroko, Kuzuko, and they're giving me a hand, and I'm very happy. In fact, that deceptive trick broke through the stupidity of the people, which is simply cute. For example, the above set of rhetoric is the poker toss three cards. This three-card throwing is also playing on three cards. Those who have walked through the rivers and lakes to make trouble know the craft of throwing three sheets. In fact, it is a trick of three playing cards in the hands of the banker. It was a two-black and one-red poker card. There is always one piece in the ground that does not move. The dealer asks the money-presser to pay attention to the location of the red card. In fact, this is a craft where practice makes perfect. Playing coldly, the dealer picked up the red card, and the red card was thrown. Essentially, when the dealer gets a red card, he holds a black card between his thumb and middle finger. Then he caught the red card with his thumb and forefinger. The person next to him looked at the dealer and threw out a red card. In fact, it was the black card that was thrown out. As long as the dealer gives which finger and which card is sent first, it will land first. If the dealer wants to throw the black card out, he first sends the middle finger out. This way the black card will land first. But the people next to him will think that the red card has landed. The dealer will pay more if he bets on a black card. That's it, just send your index finger first.

Another example is to smash the magnet into a slag or make a ready-made small magnet block in the rheumatic plaster, and then glue it with medical white tape to write 3 on one side and 8 on the other, and then put it in a small cup. It is only necessary to add a statement to distract the victim. Then he took a wallet and pretended to have some change money. However, the inside is a thin magnet inside, after the victim presses the money, when the dealer uses a red cloth to make a cup or take the cup, there is no fake, just the moment when the cloth is lifted, if the victim is pressed 3, the dealer only needs to remember that the magnet is the principle of repelling the same pole and attracting different poles. Or hold the wallet in your left hand or the wallet in your right hand.

Another example, open a big turntable, refrigerator color TV at your disposal. Remote control device money first. If you win, you take it, and if you lose, you give money. In front of this seemingly fair lottery machine. In fact, the people who can get the grand prize are our own people, that is, our own trust. And when a stranger comes, he is tired to death, and he will not get the grand prize. Because the button of that jacking machine is fake. The real remote control is in the hands of inconspicuous people like Guo or Park Shin, that is, in our own pockets.

Another example: 'The master taught me three and a half tricks, not for the pit or for the deception, but for the rivers and lakes to make a living.' Copper bracelets are inherently inspired, and money is biased towards blessings. You are a strict wife, and you dare not come to pay for it. You come to press, press one and I will accompany the two. If someone else presses two, I will pay for it, and if you press one, I will pay eight. See if you dare. You're finished. You don't have any money left in your pocket, and when you go home, your wife is strict. ’

In fact, this is also very simple, first spread a big red cloth on the ground. A total of four bracelets. One of them was covered with a big red cloth. One of those three is custom-made. This special bracelet is made of good glue to glue the red cloth on it, and then extend the edge, which is the same size as the bracelet scissors. No matter how much the coin is tossed upside down when it is in use, it does not leave this special bracelet. When the coin was pressed, I simply covered the whole bracelet with the big red cloth and picked it up. Because the bottom of the special bracelet is glued with the same red cloth as the bottom of the shop, the money presser only sees that there are no coins because of the money, but he doesn't pay attention to the bracelet is also raised. On the contrary, if I want to press nothing, I only need to take the bracelet that is used as a lid, and the special bracelet will not move. And so on, you really let you be like a ghost, and you also drink the old lady's foot washing water.

"Hey! If you're a salaryman, you're afraid of being blinded. Here, the Heavenly Dao is about winning or losing, and it is absolutely the fairest. That brother was lucky just now, and he ran away after winning three hundred. This girl, you stand in prison, I can't afford to pay three hundred, and you can go head-to-head with one hundred. Ay! 100 yuan is still called money, and if you can't buy a house, you can't cure the land. Marriage registration is difficult. 100 yuan is a fart, you can't buy a house and can't cure the land, and it's difficult to get married registered。。。。。。

In this way, I became the main force of Uncle Huang's stall fraud. I am very relieved because it is in the seemingly fair Uncle Huang villa house. In fact, whoever earns more money will have the right to speak. These days, except for Uncle Huang's old disciples, the rest of the little brothers have all started to call me third brother at the behest of the second son. Look at yourself in a trendy outfit. At this time, I also feel that this is the real life. Truly chic