In the main world, a small whirlwind suddenly broke out in the bathroom, and Zhao Lei returned.

After calculating the time, more than three hours had passed in the main world, and at this moment the east had already turned white and the sky was bright.

He sensed it, and sure enough, a family of three was waiting for him downstairs, how could this be good?

"Alas, sticking out the head is a knife, shrinking the head is also a knife, and avoiding it can't be avoided."

After pacing back and forth in the bathroom, cheering himself up repeatedly, and going over and over the manuscript in his heart, after a few minutes, he made a cheering gesture, pushed open the door, and went downstairs with a clatter.

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After shuttling back and forth repeatedly, he had three two-year-old children overnight, and I believe that all earthlings have never experienced it, how can it be complicated and difficult to describe.

As a father, I missed the bits and pieces of their birth to growth, and when they first appeared in front of him, they were already a few little leather monkeys that could jump.

If you are missing a handful of and a handful of urine, you will naturally lack a lot of beauty in the parent-child development plan. Without the emotion of the first cry of the little life, and the satisfaction of every time the milk baby is coquettish, the only thing he can have is the faint debt in his heart and a few heavy responsibilities on his shoulders.

Among the children, the eldest is born to Selena in the Legend of the Night World, Chinese the name Zhao Da Hammer, the second and third are naturally born from the dumb girl Yongrou in the kung fu world, and they are a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses, the big one is a boy, and the small one is a girl......

Hehe, it can be seen from here that we Chinese people can understand the rules of Chinese people, and the child's name or something must be taken by the father!

Zhao Lei took the lead, and after thinking about it, he named the pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses Zhao Dingtian and Zhao Xiaorou respectively.

It can be seen from the name that this is his old thinking at work, I hope that his son can stand up to the sky, strong grandfather and ancestors, daughter, so there is no need to come out and show her face, just stay in the house and be filial to your mother......

After traveling through the two worlds, pacifying the women on both sides, and arranging for the children, three days have passed.

Fortunately, Zhao Lei's system authority level has been upgraded by one level, and the number of family members has reached dozens, but he will not lose sight of one or the other.

Naturally, each relative sent a quota, and even on this trip to the kung fu world, he also beat rabbits with grass, and even deceived many people, and signed hundreds of 'time and space mercenaries'.

Of course, among these people, in addition to Zhou Xingxing, chartered father, chartered wife, and heaven and earth shortage, most of them are also the younger brothers of their own axe helpers.

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Without further ado, let's set the time to the present.

After going downstairs, as soon as I came out of the corner of the stairs, I saw my father, mother and younger brother, three people lined up with golden knives, waiting for me.

Zhao Lei laughed, and was about to speak, when he was suddenly taken aback by his mother.

The old lady was fine, but she didn't expect that within a second or two, tears flowed down like a broken embankment, and she cried very sadly: "Second child, what have you done......?"

Zhao Lei was stunned, and asked inexplicably: "I didn't do anything." ”

"If you dare to pout, you kneel down for me!"

Under the old man's roar, Boss Zhao had no choice but to weaken his knees and really kneel.

Although he didn't understand why he knelt, he made his mother so sad when he saw it, no matter whether it was reasonable or not, it was natural to kneel for a while.

"What the hell did you do?"

"Nope."

"And say no, no crime, can you run silently for a few months? Can you shovel all your hair? ”

"Huh......," Zhao Lei was speechless, and after a long time, it turned out that he was talking about this?

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"......, that's the way it is."

Balabala a lot, and finally threw out the reason he thought of, to the effect that he had a lot of romantic debts back then, and now women are bringing their children to the door to settle accounts, and they can't think about it for a while, so they go out to avoid the limelight, and that's it.

As for the bald head, it was purely an accident, it was a large piece of hair burned by a lighter when he was drinking and drinking outside, and he had to shave a bald shave...... And so on and so forth.

Zhao Lei drank water while quietly observing his parents' reactions, fortunately, judging from his facial expressions, the old man and the old lady were really fooled, cough cough, the premise is that Zhao Sanjin on the side does not come out to dismantle the stage.

Seeing that Zhao Xin was about to move, Boss Zhao hurriedly squeezed his eyebrows and winked his eyes, but it was useless for him to hint at the threat, so Zhao Laosan still ran out to express his opinion.

"My brother, it turns out that you are so miserable, your sister-in-law has called the door, you said it earlier, how do we know if you don't say it? I don't know how we can help you? But ......, hmph, I guess, you should have missed a word just now, it should be your sister-in-law', right? ”

"Alas, it is said that relatives are like brothers, after all, they are not as good as brothers, my brother is powerful, even guessing this, my brother is also bitter......"

"Hehe, this is so right, it's better to be like a brother than a brother, as soon as I look at my brother, I know that brother, you are not the kind of person who forgets his brother when he has a daughter-in-law."

"How can it! It must not be like this, I promised you 'things', brother, I have always remembered, this thing can't be yellow. ”

The two brothers were playing dumb riddles on the side, and the old man and the old lady didn't notice half a point at all, not that the two old men were already dizzy, but they were all stunned by Comrade Zhao Lei's previous words.

"Old man, so we already have a grandson?"

"Can't be wrong. I don't know how this bastard has harmed other girls' families, pity my little grandchildren......"

“……”

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After some coaxing, the old man and the old lady were finally fooled for the time being, and the two brothers sneakily went back to Zhao Lei's bedroom and began to negotiate.

"Hmph, Second Zhao."

As soon as he entered the house, Zhao Xin pulled the mask that was smiling just now, and said with a sneer: "This time, you will never fool me, I don't see a rabbit or an eagle, this time I will rely on you!" ”

"Look at what you said, brother, it's not my brother I said you, I can lie to you with tens of millions of people in a second? Don't worry, isn't it just to travel through the world, simple, I'll give you a place now, and it must be a family quota, how about it, brother, I'm interesting enough, right? ”

"Oops, what's so embarrassing? I didn't expect my brother to be arrogant, that's okay, then I'm welcome. ”

"What's this?" Zhao Lei waved his hand, full of tyrants, "As long as you help me turn around at some critical moments, it's not impossible to negotiate if you want to soak Liu Yifei (heh, anyway, there are so many parallel spaces in the same world)"

"Is that true?"

"Seriously."

"Sure enough?"

"Sure enough!"

"Then it's a deal."

"A word is a certainty, and those who regret it pee on the surface of their feet!"

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*2nd Update*