The bald old man looked at Liu Xu's expression from anger to calm to fear, laughing, laughing wildly, smiling proudly.

He enjoyed too much the fear that this prey emanated from the depths of his heart.

I'm scared!

"Scared? Little boss? Do you want to recognize a relative with me now, as long as you call me grandpa, I will spare your life, otherwise, you will become a dead soul in the belly of this immortal. ”

Liu Xu ran away, and Lao Tzu went to the police! The bald old man didn't stop him, he ran out of the gate in general, but found that when he ran out of the supermarket gate and entered the Fafa supermarket, Liu Xu didn't believe in evil, and continued to run out towards the gate.

It's a ghost hitting the wall!

Liu Xu gasped, listening to the ridicule of the big snake in front of him, and an inexplicable anger surged from the depths of his heart. It seemed that a voice had been shouting in his ear: "Kill him!" Kill him! "He was so angry in his heart, why did he tease Lao Tzu, grandpa is just a supermarket self-employed! A poor toiling mass! Liu Xu, who couldn't bear it, had to make a desperate bet!

It's just to just you!

Liu Xu took out the spicy strips of good rope, tore them open, pulled out one of them, and prepared to fill it in his mouth. But he just pinched out the spicy strip from the bag, who thought of that spicy strip, the wind rose wildly, and in the blink of an eye, it became three feet long!

I didn't eat it.

Liu Xu looked at the spicy strip in his hand, full of confidence, because this spicy strip was too luxurious.

It's not quite accurate to call it a spicy strip again, and it's more appropriate to call it "lightning and thunder whip".

This whip has lightning barbs all over the body, exuding a muffled thunderous sound, waving like a lightning bolt from the sky, the speed is extremely fast, like a spirit snake dancing wildly, like a storm blowing, faintly can hear the sound of wind and thunder.

"Hahaha"

Liu Xu smiled a little arrogantly: "Bald, do you want to recognize a relative with me now, as long as you call me grandpa, I will spare your life, otherwise, you will become a revenant under the whip of this immortal."

The bald old man looked at Liu Xu, who was playing magic tricks in front of him, and sneered: "Juggling is good, expert!" ”

After saying that, he stepped forward, and his four claws went straight to Liu Xu's throat like a hook. Liu Xu's street fights are okay, fighting with demons, that is without the slightest experience, in a panic, his right hand shook the "lightning and thunder whip", and accidentally wrapped it around the old man's arm, and the whip crackled with an arc of electricity, which spread all over the body along the arm.

"Ahh Yes! Yes! ”

The bald old man let out a painful scream, since he opened his spiritual wisdom and walked in the world, he had never met such a powerful person, he used to think that the people in the world were just ordinary people, only he could absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and he was born with the fortune of the atmosphere, and he was a man of destiny. Who knew that after practicing for ninety-nine years, for the first time, he turned into a human form, and he bullied people in such a high-profile manner, and he was kicked on the iron plate!

He didn't care about his previous arrogant posture, and knelt on the ground with a puff and begged for mercy: "Grandpa, grandpa, I was wrong!" I have an eighty-year-old mother and a toddler son, so you can spare me, hero. “

Liu Xu looked at his ugly state, hehe Zhile, you laughed, you laughed so happily just now. is in response to that sentence: Feng Shui takes turns, who does the sky spare? People who often pretend to be 13 have their own wet shoes!

He took a few steps forward, looked at the old man who was kneeling on the ground and crying, and said to him as it was: "Good performance, expert!" “

How could Liu Xu be deceived by him, how could a snake that had become a fine snake be old and young. It's just an arrogant and arrogant stupid snake who has been detached from the masses for a long time and has a domineering style!

If you have to hit a snake by seven inches, he naturally will not have the idea that all beings are equal and all things have spirits. If it weren't for this pack of spicy strips, if it weren't for this stupid snake to underestimate the enemy, Liu Xu might really be eaten alive.

To be merciful to one's enemies is to be cruel to oneself!

Liu Xu flipped his wrist again, and the "lightning and thunder whip" in his hand whistled around the old man's neck, and with a little force, he only heard a crisp sound of "pop", and the old man suddenly languished on the ground, revealing his body. The spicy strip also turned into a gust of wind and disappeared, leaving only a red snake more than a meter long and with a thin arm on the ground.

Liu Xu looked up and looked around, the illusion had disappeared, and he returned to the familiar supermarket again. Not far away, Liu Shiya looked at him with a smile and said nothing. In the distance, the strong son hummed a yellow song and was sorting out the goods.

Something like this happened suddenly, and it was impossible for Liu Xu to pretend that he didn't know Liu Shiya's identity. In front of a ghost, kill a demon, if you still pretend to be a little white who doesn't know, then you look down on the ghost's IQ too much, even if you can pretend not to know before, then this will pretend again, there is no need for it.

Liu Xu laughed and said to Liu Shiya: "You may also see that I'm not a mortal, I am a white tiger star in the sky, and there are many ghosts and monsters in the mortal world who kill living beings and create murder. This matter is a little secret between us, don't talk nonsense. “

"Puff"

Shiya couldn't hold back any longer and laughed on the spot.

"Poor Mouth"

I didn't expect the ghost to laugh, and it looks good when I laugh. Liu Shiya seemed to be very afraid of the bag of spicy strips in Liu Xu's hand and avoided it from afar. Liu Xu put the torn spicy strips into the innermost drawer of the cash register, turned around and asked Liu Shiya, "Wasn't Qiangzi here just now?" Did he see it? “

Liu Shiya shook her head and replied in a low voice: "The wind is from the tiger, the cloud is from the dragon, and the snake is a kind of incarnation of the dragon." Although this red-spotted snake has only been cultivated for a hundred years, it is extremely talented, good at cloud and mist illusions, and people who don't understand the metaphysics of feng shui, even if they stand next to it, they still can't see it."

Hearing that Qiangzi couldn't see it, Liu Xu showed up inside: "Melon coward, your second uncle and I fought with someone just now, why didn't you come out to help and hide inside as a shrinking turtle?" “

Qiangzi snorted and sneered: "My second uncle, am I instigating, or you instigating, an old man in his sixties buys cigarettes with a dark coin, you don't dare to let go of your fart, watch people leave, and then like a fool, run fast with spicy strips in one hand and eat snacks in the other." I couldn't bear to see you suffer such a great humiliation, so I had to go to the warehouse, and out of sight was pure. “

Liu Xu picked up the red spotted snake that died on the ground and shouted at Qiangzi: "It's not that Uncle bragged to you, did you see this snake in Uncle's hand?" The old man who bought cigarettes just now was transformed by this snake, spitting clouds and mist, with great ability, your second uncle fought with him for 300 rounds, and finally took him down, you see, this red spotted snake is not ferocious! “

Qiangzi stood in the non-staple food area in the distance, turned his head to look, and pretended to be surprised: "My grass, isn't this the little red who practiced with the White Lady back then, and finally turned into a human form?" He also has a crush on Xiaoqing, and his life's wish is to be able to live and fly with Sister Chilian, why did he die in your hands? “

"Hahahaha"

Liu Xu couldn't hold back anymore and laughed, and Qiangzi couldn't straighten up with the same smile over there. Liu Xu threw the snake to Qiangzi and said, "Make room for me in the fresh meat area to make room for the best VIP middle P position, and put this red spotted snake on it." “

Qiangzi asked puzzledly, "Second uncle, are you still ready to sell?" “

"Of course, the hundred-year-old red spotted snake from Changshou Township is the recommended product of the manager of our supermarket today." Liu Xu said proudly.

Qiangzi was speechless, killing a stupid snake who went out to forage for food, strayed into the supermarket and got lost, and was sold by the boss with skin and cramps, which was pitiful enough. But you're the boss, you're the biggest, if you want to sell it, sell it.

"How much does it cost?"

"You will sell it for 10,000 catties, snake gall bladder, snake whip and another count."

Hehehe! Sell a ghost, 11,000 catties of snake meat, you're afraid it's darker than selling prawns.

Also, What is a snake whip? I don't read much, don't lie to me!