Chapter 185: One Monk Together
"Monk, come here~!" The four-eyed Taoist pushed open the door of Master Ikkyu's house, and shouted directly at Master Ikkyu after entering the door.
"Brother Dao, good morning~!" Master Yixiu said hello with a smile, then got up and walked in front of the four-eyed Taoist, and then said, "Why did you come to say hello to me so early today~!" What a sin, a sin! ”
"Shut up~! One price, say, how much does it cost to buy this house of yours, so that you can't wake me up anymore~! The four-eyed Taoist leader placed the small wooden box in his hand on the table in the lobby, opened the lid, and directly revealed a box full of gold bars.
"Say, how much do you want~!" The four-eyed Taoist pointed to the gold in the box and asked again.
"Why is there so much gold?" Master Yixiu glanced at the box full of gold, and replied with a nonchalant smile, "Brother Dao, since we have been neighbors for many years, we finally have fate. Just ask fate, how can you use money to buy it? ”
"What? So what do you have to do to leave? Seeing that the means of money bribery were useless, the four-eyed Taoist closed the box and asked Master Ikyu.
The monk recites the scriptures, which is justified. The four-eyed Taoist will not try to ask Master Yixiu to stop reciting the scriptures in the future, because that would be tantamount to making Master Yixiu give up his faith, which would be a thousand times more difficult than asking him to move out of here.
"Amitabha~! The poor monk plans to recite the Buddha here until he dies. "Master Ikyu's meaning is obvious, this is the day he intends to live here until he dies.
"Okay, then I'll keep my eyes open and wait to see when you die~!"
After saying this, when the four-eyed Taoist turned around and took back the box on the table, he happened to see some dolls placed on the table, which Qin Jing usually pinched out.
Seeing a puppet on the table that looked very similar to Master Ikyu, the four-eyed Taoist immediately had an idea in his heart, and immediately changed his aggressive attitude, put on a smiling face, picked up the puppet, turned to Master Ikyu and said:
"Monk, I was angry just now, when I said all nonsense, don't take it to heart~! Where did this doll come from, and why is it so similar to you? ”
Hearing this, Master Ichiyu didn't notice the idea in the heart of the four-eyed Taoist at all, and thought that he had changed his attitude and was ready to get along amicably for the sake of neighborly harmony, so he replied with a smile: "This is made by Qin Jing according to my appearance." ”
"Can you give it to me?" The four-eyed Taoist pretended to have a kind smile and asked softly.
"Okay~! If you like it, just take it~! Master Ikkyu agreed.
"Sign my name~!" The four-eyed Taoist smiled sincerely, and he didn't look bad at all.
"Okay~!" Master Yixiu really didn't suspect it, took the doll, picked up the red clay on the table, and directly printed his thumb print on the base of the doll, "The signature is not kind enough, it's better to stamp it~!" ”
"For you~!" Master Ikkyu handed the doll with his thumb print on it to the four-eyed Taoist.
"Thank you~!" The four-eyed Taoist took the doll and smiled even more happily, but there was a hint of triumph hidden in this smile, but it was not seen by Master Ikkyu.
"You're welcome~!"
"Then I'm leaving~!" When Michicho Shimome turned to leave Master Ikkyu's house, he smiled like a weasel who had stolen a hen.
"Now it's up to you how you die~!"
"Ah Hao, rise the altar~!" After the four-eyed Taoist returned to his house, he commanded directly to Huang Xiaohao.
Huang Xiaohao helped the four-eyed Daoist to prepare all the objects of the altar, and when he saw that the four-eyed Daoist was about to start the practice, he hesitated and asked: "Uncle Shi, how can Master Yixiu say that he is also a neighbor of yours for many years, it doesn't seem like a good thing to trick him like this?" ”
"What's not good? This stinky monk has made his attitude clear, that is, to disturb my life without peace, if I don't teach him a lesson, how can I get this breath? ”
Originally, according to Huang Xiaohao's identity, as the nephew of the four-eyed Dao Chief, he had no relatives and no reason with Master Yixiu, so he should naturally stand firmly on the side of the Four-Eyed Dao Chief. It's just that Master Yixiu is the master of Qinqing, Huang Xiaohao just chased after Qinqing yesterday, so it is naturally impossible to help the four-eyed Taoist master trick Master Yixiu at this moment.
So after thinking about it, Huang Xiaohao finally decided to stand by and not interfere in the battle between the monks.
After the four-eyed Taoist master finished speaking, he no longer paid attention to Huang Xiaohao, who was standing on the side, and began to raise the altar on his own, preparing to use the thumb print of Master Yixiu who had deceived him to cast a high-level spell that belonged to the art of disgust to trick Master Yixiu.
This is the art of disgust with victory, Huang Xiaohao will naturally do it.
He had already learned from Uncle Nine that this was derived from ancient witchcraft, and after thousands of years of evolution by cultivators, countless branches of spells were born. In the past, he also used a technique of disgust to teach Ren Tingting's cousin Ah Wei a lesson, so that he didn't dare to pester Tingting anymore.
Of course, what Huang Xiaohao cast at that time was just a small spell. He just used a stick of incense, using a little yang fire on Ah Wei's body as a guide to limit Ah Wei's ability to move, so that he could not move for a long time with an incense.
And the four-eyed Dao Master in front of him, the technique of disgusting victory that he wanted to cast, was many times more advanced than the small spell he had used before. Not only can it be remotely controlled, but it can also finely control the recipient's every move, and even some attacks that act on the stand-in puppet can also be directly reflected on the recipient's body.
It's like the four-eyed Taoist at this moment, after opening the altar and controlling Master Yixiu, he first asked Master Yixiu himself to smash the wooden fish iron chime he beaten, overturned the table where he chanted, and then directly took out a silver needle and pierced it on the stand-in puppet's laughing Xue.
Such an air attack directly acted on Master Yixiu's body, and Master Yixiu was immediately hit with laughter, and began to laugh continuously.
"Master, what are you doing?" Jing Jing naturally noticed Master Yixiu's abnormal behavior, and ran to him and asked.
"Hahaha~! I'm laughed at XUE, hurry up and help me untie it, hahaha~! Master Yixiu immediately reacted and commanded to Qinqing.
QINGQING NODDED, WENT BACK TO THE ROOM TO LOOK THROUGH XUE'S BOOKS, AND FOUND SILVER NEEDLES THAT COULD PIERCE XUE ACCORDING TO THE RECORDS OF THE BOOKS.
"Hurry up~! Qinqing, hahaha~! When Master Ikyu heard the movement in the room, he laughed and walked to the cabinet on the side, first pulling the cabinet door, pinching his fingers fiercely, and then picking up an iron tong placed on top of the cabinet.
"Hahaha~! It hurts so much~! What am I doing with pliers~? Master Ikkyu laughed and exhaled in pain, looked at the pliers in his hand in confusion, and then found himself holding the pliers into his laughing mouth.
"Hahaha~! Woo woo woo~! Master Yixiu smiled and pulled out a tooth in his mouth with iron tongs, and there was a lot of blood on the tooth, "Hahaha~!" I pulled out a tooth, fortunately it was a tooth decay, but it hurt~! Hahaha~! ”
Qin Jing finally found a silver needle in the room, returned to Master Ikyu, and threw away the iron tongs in his hand to stop him from extracting his teeth again.
Holding the silver needle in his hand, Qin Jing did not hesitate, and directly pointed at the position of Xie Xue mentioned in the book, and stabbed the silver needle on Master Yixiu.
"Oops~! Hahaha~! It's not the right, it's the left~! Master Ikkyu laughed and glanced at Qianqing before speaking.
QINGQING EMBARRASSEDLY PULLED BACK THE SILVER NEEDLE, WENT AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE OF MASTER IKYU, AND STABBED HIM THREE OR FOUR MORE TIMES BEFORE FINALLY STABBING THE POSITION AND SOLVING THE "LAUGHING XUE ATTACK".
However, it's useless to just unravel the laughter, and Master Ikyu is still under the control of the four-eyed Taoist, doing all kinds of self-harm and self-masochistic behaviors.
"Master, what should I do now?" While stopping Master Ikkyu's various actions, Qin Jing asked anxiously.
"I'm being controlled~!" Master Ikyu already knew in his heart that it must be the four-eyed ghost next door.