Chapter 200: "New Mr. Zombie"
"Go to Dongtou Village to find Aunt Cane?" Huang Xiaohao asked suspiciously.
"That's right, it's easy to calculate people, but it's hard to calculate yourself. You are about to marry Tingting, and your master and I are also in-laws. Uncle Nine explained to Huang Xiaohao, "So the hexagram of the great murderer can be regarded as involving the teacher, and I can't calculate the specific cause and effect now, so I can only ask you to find someone else to solve the hexagram." ”
As the so-called bystanders are confused, the same is true for calculations.
Uncle Nine is Huang Xiaohao's master in this life, and Huang Xiaohao is about to marry Ren Tingting, the eldest lady of the Ren family, and the relationship between the two parties has been involved. Therefore, Uncle Jiu couldn't figure out the specific cause and effect and solution of the Ren family's big murderous hexagram, and he could only ask Huang Xiaohao to find irrelevant people to help him recalculate it, so as to solve this murderous hexagram.
In fact, this morning, after Master Ren decided to advance the marriage date of the two juniors, Uncle Jiu's involvement in this matter became even deeper. If he were to count it again now, I'm afraid he wouldn't even be able to calculate this hexagram. This not only involves its own relationship, but also involves Huang Xiaohao's reasons.
"And who is this cane girl?" Huang Xiaohao is quite familiar with this name, he should have heard it somewhere.
"Aunt Sue is my junior sister, that is, your senior aunt, and she is now stationed in Dongtou Village to practice. Her art of calculation is not below me. And the affairs of the Ren family have nothing to do with her, so if she helps you calculate the Ren family's evil hexagram, you should be able to calculate some specific things. ”
Uncle Nine instructed Huang Xiaohao in detail, and also took out a letter of introduction to him, asking him to take this letter to find Aunt Sue.
"I see, master. Then I'll set off immediately and go to Dongtou Village to find Aunt Cane. ”
"Go early and come back early, your marriage with Tingting will be three days away, you have to pay attention to the time, don't delay." Uncle Nine advised, and sent Huang Xiaohao to Dongtou Village.
Dongtou Village is actually not far from Renjia Town, and an ordinary person can get there in about half a day by riding a bicycle. It's just that Huang Xiaohao feels a little strange, he has been with Uncle Nine for a few months, why has he never heard him mention it, what about this junior sister in Dongtou Village?
Anyway, they are also brothers and sisters of the same school, and they are still so close to each other, so they should have some contacts. But Huang Xiaohao has not even said a verbal greeting for the New Year and the holidays in the past few months, not to mention seeing Uncle Jiu visiting this Dongtou Village.
"Could it be that the relationship between the master and this aunt is not good? So can I go to the door for help this time? Seeing that he was about to arrive in Dongtou Village, Huang Xiaohao was a little hesitant.
Of course, this hesitation was completely dissipated after Huang Xiaohao saw this aunt. Because the girl in front of her looks very similar to Huang Xiaohao, a female movie star in the world, Wu Junru, a laughing aunt.
The moment he saw Aunt Sue's appearance, Huang Xiaohao immediately remembered the character of Aunt Sue, where he had heard it before, it was in the movie "Mr. New Zombie".
In the movie, the reason why Uncle Nine rarely contacts Aunt Sue is because Aunt Sue has always had a crush, and it can even be said that she is in love with Uncle Jiu. But Uncle Nine obviously couldn't forget his previous first love, so he didn't respond to Aunt Sue's relationship, so he kept avoiding it.
Aunt Sue's identity is the goddess and aunt in the temple at the head of the village in Dongtou Village, and she is dedicated to helping those rural villagers solve all kinds of supernatural problems. Its business scope includes exorcism and ghost hunting, asking rice and fortune telling, treating infertility, idiocy, intellectual disability and other incurable diseases.
Huang Xiaohao had just arrived at the gate of the temple, and before he entered the door, he first witnessed the whole process of the villager couple helping them exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts.
"Aunt Cane~! Aunt Cane~! A village girl about thirty or forty years old, holding her husband, rushed into the temple before Huang Xiaohao, and shouted as she ran, "Hurry up and save my husband~!" ”
"It's coming, it's Huixiang! What's going on? Aunt Cane, who was dressed in a floral cloth robe, responded as she walked out of the temple.
"Aunt Sue, you must help my husband this time, he didn't come back last night, and when he came back this morning, he became so confused." The village woman's face was full of anxiety, and she explained to Aunt Sue worriedly, "I'm afraid he's touched something dirty." ”
"Really? Let me see~! Aunt Sue didn't even need to open her eyes, just looked at it and knew that the man in front of her who looked confused and unruly was pretending.
Pulling the man away from the village girl Huixiang, Aunt Sue first pinched the man who was pretending to be evil and pretending to be evil, and then asked in a low voice:
"Don't pretend to be garlic, you guy, tell me honestly, where did you go last night?"
"Last night? I went to Ruyiju to find Xiaocui last night, if I didn't scare my wife so much this morning, then I still have it~! The man knew that he couldn't hide it from Aunt Sue, so he directly confessed in a low voice, begging her for help, "Help, help me get through this hurdle!" You don't want us to be at odds, do you? ”
"Then you just want me to act? Yes~! When Aunt Su heard this, she nodded directly in agreement.
"Aunt Sue, what's going on with my husband?" Huixiang, the village girl behind her, didn't know what the two of them were muttering, but asked anxiously.
"Oops~! Huixiang~! Your husband is really evil~! Agreeing to the man and helping him hide what happened last night, Aunt Su turned around and pretended to have a serious expression and replied.
"So what now?" Village girl Huixiang then asked.
"It's okay, exorcism and ghost hunting are my aunt's greatest skills. You stand on one side and watch how I treat your husband~! Aunt Su waved her hand to the village girl to stand aside, and then began to put on a posture and pretend.
"In all directions, cow ghosts and snake gods, you get out of here immediately~! I don't care about you~! While reciting some casually made up lines, Aunt Sue grabbed the man violently, kicked him in the chest one after the other, and kicked him hard.
"Exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts, exorcise evil spirits and hunt ghosts~!"
"Fuck off~! I don't care about you~! ”
punch after kick, beating people while reciting lines.
Aunt Sue's skills are also very good, the strength of her fists and feet is much greater than that of ordinary strong men, just three punches and two kicks, and she beat this man who pretended to deceive his wife, and his nose and face were swollen, and he was injured and screamed.
"If you drink the divine tea, you'll be fine~!" Aunt Su casually picked up a bowl of tea on the table, poured some lamp oil and incense ash on the table, and brought the so-called "divine tea" to the man.
"Come on, drink it~!"
"Hello..."
"Good what?"
"It's delicious, I said this tea is delicious~!"
The man, you are so poisonous before you finished speaking, and she was glared at by Aunt Cane, so she immediately changed her words and obediently drank this cup of divine tea. was beaten and rectified by Aunt Cane like this, but this man couldn't have a seizure, so he could only cooperate with Aunt Cane and obediently swallow the bitter fruit.
"Aunt Cane, thank you so much this time~!" Seeing that her husband finally regained his senses after being "exorcized" by Aunt Sue like this, the village girl immediately thanked Aunt Sue.
"You're welcome. If he doesn't go back at night, you will bring him to me immediately, and I will help you treat him~! Aunt Su sent the couple to the gate of the temple, and then saw Huang Xiaohao standing there, and asked suspiciously:
"Who are you? What are you doing here? ”
"Hello Senior Aunt, I am Huang Xiaohao, a newly accepted disciple of Uncle Jiu, and this time I came here to ask you for help." After Huang Xiaohao made a meeting gift for the juniors of the Daomen, he took out Uncle Jiu's handwritten letter and told Aunt Sue his identity and intention.
After reading Uncle Jiu's letter and listening to Huang Xiaohao's detailed explanation, Aunt Sue nodded expressionlessly and said:
"I see, you want me to help you calculate the Ren family's evil hexagram, right? Bring the birthdays of the two people of the Ren family! ”
"Auntie, my master told me that you don't need to have a birthday, as long as you calculate the hexagram again according to the hexagram that my master calculated before." Huang Xiaohao heard Aunt Sue's words, but replied according to Uncle Jiu's instructions.
"You look down on me, don't you? Why should I use Lin.. The hexagram calculated by your master, let me tell you, my calculation technique is much higher than that of your master, and I will definitely be able to calculate what he can't calculate. Don't talk nonsense, bring the birthday eight characters! When Aunt Su heard Huang Xiaohao's answer, she stared at her eyes with a vindictive expression.
"Okay, just listen to my aunt."
Huang Xiaohao told Aunt Sue about the birthdays of Ren Fa and Ren Tingting, and Aunt Sue immediately began to calculate them according to these two birthdays.
However, after closing her eyes and pinching her fingers for a long time, Aunt Sue sweated profusely and found that she couldn't count anything. Not to mention the specific causal solution to the murderous hexagram, even the murderous hexagram that Uncle Jiu once calculated, Aunt Sue can't count it.
"What's going on?" Aunt Su opened her eyes, glanced at the nephew in front of her, and felt that the two people of the Ren family, after being involved in the nephew Huang Xiaohao, could not count anything.
"Bring me your birthday too~!" Aunt Su looked at Huang Xiaohao and said.
"Auntie, I don't have a birthday." Huang Xiaohao smiled awkwardly and replied.
"Are you kidding me? Who doesn't have a birthday? Aunt Su continued to stare, not believing Huang Xiaohao's words at all.
"Okay~! I say. Huang Xiaohao could only tell her the date of his birth and the specific date of his birth.
"You're still kidding me~!" Aunt Su heard Huang Xiaohao say his own birth date, and was about to start the calculation, when she suddenly reacted, "This is the birth date after seventy years~!" ”
"That's right~! So I said, I don't have a birthday~! Huang Xiaohao replied with a smile.
"You~! Good boy, I really underestimate you, the origin is not simple! Aunt Sue thought of the background of the nephew in front of her, as well as the vague explanation of the origin of a few words in the senior brother's letter of introduction, and understood it in her heart, and no longer held on to this aspect, and said directly:
"Bring the hexagram that your master calculated before~!"
According to the hexagram of the great murderous hexagram calculated by Uncle Jiu before, Aunt Sue followed the actuarial calculation to deduce the cause and effect, and finally calculated something, no longer the same as before, relying on herself, but she couldn't calculate it, and the result was blank.
In fact, the reason why Aunt Sue couldn't rely on herself, Ren Fa and Ren Tingting, was because of Huang Xiaohao.
Huang Xiaohao is not a person from this world, he does not have any history here, and he is a time-traveler who cannot calculate the past and push the future. And as the Ren family becomes more and more involved with him, especially after Ren Tingting really becomes Huang Xiaohao's third child, others want to measure Ren Tingting and her family, and the result will be the same as Huang Xiaohao, it is a blank, and nothing can be calculated.
Uncle Nine knew this, so he specially instructed Huang Xiaohao to bring the hexagram he had calculated before, let Aunt Sue be on top of this hexagram, and then calculate and derive it.
This hexagram was calculated by Uncle Nine a few days ago, and at that time, Huang Xiaohao and Ren Tingting had no substantive relationship, so they were able to calculate the results of a little bit.
"It's been calculated, this evil hexagram started from a karmic grudge in the family twenty years ago, if you want to resolve it, you have to go to the West to find it." Aunt Sue told Huang Xiaohao all the results she had calculated.
"That's all, nothing else?" Huang Xiaohao heard Aunt Sue's words and asked.
"It's gone, that's all~!" Aunt Cane simply nodded in response.
A grievance twenty years ago, if it was to be resolved to go west, Aunt Sue only calculated these two vague things.
"A grievance between the Ren family twenty years ago? Western? After bidding farewell to Aunt Sue and leaving Dongtou Village, Huang Xiaohao rushed back while thinking about the results of these calculations in his mind.
If you talk about a grievance between the Ren family twenty years ago, what Huang Xiaohao can immediately think of is that the old lady Ren robbed a feng shui master's feng shui treasure, and was conspired by the feng shui master and became a zombie.
But the zombie of the old lady Ren has already been solved by Huang Xiaohao neatly, and it is impossible to resurrect it and come out to harm people again. So if you want to say that this evil hexagram, if it really comes true, if someone really wants to ruin the Ren family, it should be the conspiratorial feng shui master.
But when solving the zombie of Old Lady Ren, Huang Xiaohao also asked Uncle Jiu to calculate the matter of Mr. Feng Shui, and it was already certain that Mr. Feng Shui had indeed died for many years.
If there are still people who want to assassinate the Ren family because of the grudge back then, then it is only possible that they are the descendants of that feng shui master.
"The West? Could it be that the possible mastermind behind it, the descendants of the feng shui masters, is now in the West? But there is no specific direction, just the word West, how can people find it? ”
Huang Xiaohao, who was frowning, was still confused until he returned to Yizhuang. I was about to find Uncle Nine to talk in detail about what Aunt Su had calculated and talk to him in detail, but I was told by Qiusheng, who was left alone in Yizhuang, that Uncle Nine went out.
"Where did you go?"
"Uncle Awei's house~!"