Chapter 0518: Super Unexpected Event
Qin An hiccuped a few times, and the person had already walked to the door!
"Aunt Liu! Yes, I should call you aunt instead of sister! I'm leaving, I can't sleep in the same room with you, men and women can't kiss! And you, the woman I can't touch! ”
Liu Ru's face turned pale for a moment, and then turned blood red.
Qin An, this damn guy, actually called her aunt! Her age is not young, but it is not to the point of being upgraded to an aunt, right? Her current appearance and physical state are completely like an eighteen-year-old girl!
Just when Liu Ru wanted to jump up from the bed and grab Qin An to have a good reason with him, Qin An's figure suddenly disappeared into the room.
The next moment, Liu Ru was a little stunned, was she a flood beast? In order to escape, this kid Qin An actually used the ability of teleportation! Maybe it was because of the drinking, Liu Ru actually felt wronged in her heart, so she knelt directly on the ground, and then covered her face with her hands and cried all the time
Qin An, who disappeared into the room, also left the residential building.
He stood on the open ground, and only felt that the sky was spinning.
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva vigorously, and at the same time licking his lips with his tongue, Qin An smirked for a while. Then he frowned and said to himself:
"Drink too much! Grandma's! How can you drink too much? Blame this wine! It's so delicious!
Wine and meat have passed through the intestines! The Buddha left in his heart! Blue Moon, I can't sleep with your mother! I'm awake!!
Wine is so good! A drunk relieves a thousand sorrows! Haha, uncle is so happy now! Yes, that's how it should be, what's there to think about? Thinking about so many things to have a bird? Qin An, you can live by yourself!
Weng Chau drunk and didn't return home at night,
Arashida warm jade sideburns blowing.
I will raise my hand to pick up the stars!
Wives and children, young and old, don't chase after them.
The master climbed the mountain to watch the world,
The king smiled and dotted the mountains and rivers.
Love wine jug roar!
You and I will drink another three thousand cups.
Ha ha! What a wine! ”
Qin An was really drunk, drunk so suddenly, drunk so thoroughly.
All the pain suppressed in my heart slowly passed away with that thick drunkenness!
shouted in his mouth not to think about anything, but he still couldn't forget Weng Lan.
Therefore, he inadvertently made another limerick poem that he would forget about tomorrow, and this poem is still hidden, and the first two words of the poem "Li Ying's wife, husband loves you" that he wrote to Li Ying back then were replaced by Weng Lan's name!
Stumbling forward for a while, Qin An's head became even more dizzy, he clicked his mouth, and then said softly:
"A bunch of stinky women!
Sooner or later, I'll one day put you all on the bed and spank you!
Li Ying also lied to me, Weng Lan also lied to me, Weng Die also lied to me, you are not good women!
Who else has lied to me?
Right! That little chubby girl, Gong Gong Xue! You dare to pretend to be mysterious in front of Lao Tzu, see if I don't clean you up well! ”
Qin An was dazed and remembered Gong Xue's interaction with him during the day, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, so he tried to concentrate what little mental power he had left, and turned on his super hearing ability.
"Boss, you take it lightly! It hurts me! ”
"The second and third, go on the road tomorrow, walk with Zuo Shanshan and Lu Fei, our principle is one, no matter what! Especially the second child, don't drool when you see that Lu Fei, look at your eyes, how can you like a little girl who hasn't grown up? ”
"You'll leave the first turnaround station early tomorrow morning, and I've heard that Lord Sect Venerable may also be in a turnaround station in the North Dark Road! Find him and tell him what's going on here, and he'll decide the rest! ”
"Wang Hui, I got you some brown sugar water! Hey, when I came to my aunt Liu Dongfeng, I would always make me a bowl of brown sugar water, think about it now that he has been gone for more than half a year! Time flies. ”
"Husband, today's trading is good, I sold more than 20 gold coins, deducting the capital, the gross profit is at least a dozen gold coins! Hey, although the Baicheng area is chaotic, we can still live a normal life here! It wouldn't be bad if you just lived it all the time! I miss our children who turned into zombies and were killed by you! ”
"Uncle, please take my grandson to the Divine Tree City or the Land of the Hundred Cities, he is still so young. Our mother-in-law and grandson have been asking for food in this place for more than a month. The old woman's life is short, and if I die, my poor grandson will starve to death at this supply station! ”
All the sounds rushed into Qin An's ears together, making Qin An's head even more dizzy, and he almost fell to the ground.
"Haha, the end times! What an end times! ”
Qin An muttered to himself, not knowing why he had said such a sentence, and he didn't care too much about what he heard, just continued to walk on the dark street.
At this moment, a female voice came into Qin An's ears.
"Hey! Qin An, you big idiot, why don't you remember the name Gong Xue? I did you so much in the first place! ”
Qin An's already drowsy mind instantly woke up for a few seconds after hearing the word "Gong Xue"! Because that's the name that came to his mind before.
The sound came from a building a hundred meters away.
Qin An laughed and said to himself: "Fat girl, I see where you are hiding!" ”
While he was talking, he had already staggered to the downstairs of the resident, and then activated the Phantom Three Skills and directly entered the room where the voice came from.
In the room, Gong Xue had just taken off her clothes and was lying on the bed wearing only a small vest.
Facing the figure that suddenly appeared in the room, Gong Xue was so frightened that she wanted to exclaim, but after looking at it with the help of the candles lit in the room, Gong Xue was slightly stunned, and then lowered her voice in surprise: "Brother Qin Qin'an? How did you get into my room? ”
Qin An's face flushed at this time, he staggered to the side of Gong Xue's bed, then sat on the bed, shook his dizzy head vigorously, and said breathlessly: "Gong Xue!" You little chubby girl! Uncle, let me ask you, where have you seen me? Why do you know Blue Moon! And what important things did you do for me? ”
After asking a paragraph intermittently, Qin An couldn't suppress the upsurge of alcohol, opened his mouth and spit twice, because he hadn't eaten much, so there was not much food left in his stomach. After retching, nothing came out but saliva.
Gong Xue's brows were furrowed, and she was also dizzy from the smell of wine on Qin An's body.
Seeing Qin An holding the bed with one hand, sinking his head to the side of the bed and vomiting quite severely, Gong Xue wanted to get out of bed and find some water for Qin An to drink. However, she didn't dare to lift her quilt at all, knowing that she was not wearing any clothes on her lower body at this time.
Gong Xue was in a hurry, and she didn't know what to do.
After Qin An retched for a while, his breathing became steady,
He sat up straight, then leaned forward directly and pressed Gong Xue under his body, closed his eyes and said in a deep voice: "Nasty woman! Hurry up, where the hell have you seen me! ”
Gong Xue was pressed by Qin An and couldn't say a word.
She had never been so close to a man in her life. Moreover, this man is still Qin An, who is impressed and impressed by her.
"Brother Qin Qin. Don't hold me down! You're so heavy! ”
As she spoke, Gong Xue raised her hand and wanted to push Qin An away.
She has the system of a mutant, and her strength is naturally not small, so with a slight force, she pushed Qin An's body to the side.
Qin An felt Gong Xue's soft hands pressing against his chest, and felt a burst of anger, and at the same time, an evil fire rose in his heart.
A drunk person is unreasonable, and the only thing Qin An thinks about at this time is why did Gong Xue push him? He's just trying to get to the bottom of things, isn't there anything wrong with that? Gong Xue is such a nasty fat person!
Qin An, who has this kind of logic, has a childish temper.
He secretly said in his heart: Hmph! The more you push me, the closer I want to get to you!
In this way, the two of them pushed and squeezed on the bed, and a few minutes later, Qin An was disheveled by Gong Xue, and the only piece of clothing on Gong Xue's body had been torn to pieces by Qin An.
Gong Xue didn't have any clothes to protect her, and she was already in tears, but she didn't dare to make any moves, and let Qin An's body press her. Gong Xue could already hear the sound of her own heartbeat at this moment, and she was at a loss.
Qin An's wine strength was even more turbulent at this time, and he only felt as if he had been put on a big turntable, and the turntable was constantly rotating.
In order not to fall off the big turntable, Qin An stretched out his hands hard and grabbed everything in front of him. And in front of him, there was only the fat girl Gong Xue alone.
It was Liu Ru's conspiracy to get Qin An drunk, but at this moment it turned into Qin An's accident!
This was definitely an accident, and all the living people in the world together couldn't imagine why Qin An was in the fat girl's bed at this moment.
And Qin An is here at this time.
The two hugged each other tightly, and the room was quiet for a minute.
Qin An felt as if he was about to die uncomfortably, and his eyebrows had already wrinkled into the word "Chuan"!
No way! He's going to die!
When faced with death-like feelings, people naturally rebel.
Qin An was the same, so he shook his head hard, and then concentrated his mental power, not wanting to "die" in the past.
And when his attention is focused, the super hearing ability is activated again.
It's past nine o'clock in the evening.
In the last days, there is not much entertainment for human beings, so at this time, most of the men and women get into the bed, and then release the most primitive happiness.
The sound of glamour was endless, which made Qin An's body become a little hot, and the hormones in his body were more active.
Subconsciously, Qin An suddenly realized that under his body, there was a white and chubby woman at this time.
After that, Qin An's man's natural aggressiveness made him uncontrollable, and things got out of control.
The candles burned out, and in the dark room, there was no one to talk to, only Qin An's heavy gasps, and the woman's low gasps and sobs